>started his own newsletter to shitpost about wrestling
>somehow turned that into a career
>more jacked than anyone on the WWE roster
>better abs than Johnny Mundo
>best friends with tons of wrestlers
>fucked every joshi star of the 90s
>hasn't cleaned his office in 30 years
>still uses a computer from 1994 for aesthetics
>worked Vince into a shoot on TV
>worked Bruce Prichard
>worked Al Snow
>worked Cornette
>worked the antismarks
is he, dare I say, our guy?
>>3155119
Damn Dave has arms like that? No wonder /asp/ breaks down into tears whenever he is mentioned.
>>3155119
BASED
our guy for sure
>>3155119
Is Meltzer the greatest worker in the history of wrestling?
>>3157487
>Makes 6 figures a year to write fan fiction and have a legion of idiot smarks eat it up
Yes.
>>3157487
He's up there right under the likes of Hogan