woop woop famm howz it goin everybody. shout out to my fellow

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>>3148986
Woop woop Ninja, lemme break dat shit down how it flnna go down with the clowns

>Big dawg Roman flnna win the strap
>Royal rumble
>Shags 2 dope and violent j are #29 and 30
>Shaggy wins dat shit then fucks Nia Jax in the locker room
>True ninjas world wide celebrate like a muh fucker
>Shaggy flnna ding-dong diddly destroy Roman at WrestleMania like a simp
>Shags drops the belt on SmackDown 2 nites later to violent j
>Violent j drops it to Braun at SummerSlam

>>3149032
Fuck yeah I bet Braun is an incognito juggalo IRL.

>>3148986
Rap for rednecks?

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>>3149046
Woop woop my ninja, we flnna have wild 6 man tag match with Bray Wyatt vs the fully reformed shield at extreme rules.

>>3149054
not rednecks were people just like you

Ya'll ninjas remember when Mike Awesome powerbombed Shaggy ontop of that bus and he fell off on his fucking head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QieTaeaPtiw

>>3149082
this is awesome

>>3149082

>Awesome trying to grab Shaggy's leg as he sides off

Top kek

>>3149054
nah homie, juggalos aren't dicks like most rednecks i've met.

>>3150343
Then how come FBI literally classified them as a gang?

>>3150381
They are big and congregate. Plus they peddle drugs at the events.

>>3149082
fuckin heroic ninja

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>>3150381
not a gang is a lifestyle u giant DEE DEE DEE

>>3150488
fuckin savage homie! yo as soon as i saw that old mind of mencia stuff i had to swagger jack!! i hadda be a fuckin dee dee dee myself!!!!

>>3150488
cringe

>>3148986
Almost everyone does ignore that embarassing garbage, it seems like whoever posts it is ignored 99 percent of the time, or replies to themself, or a newer user mistakenly replies once.

The same shit is posted a million times for a reason, it never gets over or gets any decent reaction so they spamming it. Imagine a person so stupid the only way they can get noticed is to post a million times because their attempts at trolling abd getting attention fails so hard that people will only acknowledge them as the loser with no life who can't grasp the fact that if what you are doing is failing... try something else.

It's a reflection of their real life, no attention, doing the same thing everyday and continuing to be a failure. Soon their youth will be over and they will have to endure the absolutely terrible life they made for themselves with no future and no good memories either.

It's fucking sad and pathetic. But he's just an extreme case of many people on these sites.

>>3150488
See you at the march ninja! JUG4LYF

>>3148986
When you faggots get laid, so ya know, never

>>3148986
>>3149032
Wouldn't even bee mad

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>ICP interfere with the tag team championship at WrestleMania
>Causing Sheamus and Cesaro to lose the championship
>Sheamus and Cesaro vs ICP at Payback
> Shaggy vs Bray Wyatt in a fat sweaty stanky stank match, where the winner must shove the opponents face in Nia Jax unwashed crotch
>Shaggy wins money in the bank
>Each week on raw shaggy has some new outrageous thing in the breifcase, usually a weapon. Sometimes it's a total gag item like porno mags and chicken wings
>ICP wins the tag championship at SummerSlam
>TLC they retain the championship in a chicken on a rope match, which it's pretty much mitb but with a bucket of chicken instead of a breifcase
>Lose the belt at night of champions
>Win it again at Royal rumble
>Go into WrestleMania with a stipulation they are banned from wwe and all events forever
>They loose on some ol bullshit

That's how you book a 1 year contract with ICP.

>>3151081
Fuck yes this would be great

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Remember when based Eminem buried the Insane Clown Pussies with his golden shuffle and ended their careers?...

https://youtu.be/3aSMFdc9aJs

WOOP WOOP FUCK THE HATERS

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>>3151196
>Hur dur Eminem buried ICP once in one song on his last good album which came out 17 years ago

Yup icp fuckin wrecked

WOOP WOOP

>>3151243
sup

>>3151196
did not end there careers still going strong in 2017 MCL

>>3148986
Why did they change it from Championshit to Chamionship.

>>3149082
Botchamania *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

>>3149082
>icp more over than Roman will ever be
>better on the mic than Roman will ever be
>better workers than Roman will ever be

>>3154393
Rent free

>>3153278
Wanted to expand their marketing and be taken more seriously so they dropped the "shit"

>>3148986
Is this /asp/s final form? Unironically becoming juggalos?

>>3149082
That's a fuckin TERRIBLE bump
makes me go "AHHHH" every time. He's lucky not to be Droz'd after that.

To Mike's credit, he tried to catch shaggy. That bus was way too waxed up to be calling shit like that.

Not even a juggalo, but I respect ICP's in-ring abilites. J did a fucking MOONSAULT off a cell back in the day

>>3156448
Im not even sure if they were actually trained to wrestle, it's pretty amazing they aren't both in wheel chairs right now.

>>3156453
Meh, semi-trained. Pick up J's book Behind The Paint sometime. I'm addicted to rockstar autobiographies. His actually caught me off guard in that they wanted to wrestle before they wanted to rap.

>>3156459
It doesnt surprise me, all of their albums are full of wrestling references.

>>3156463
Ever seen stranglemania? Shit's JOKES

>>3156469
fuck yeah ninja, plus all the Bloodymanias. lets not forget BIG MONEY HUSTLAS with based Cactus Sack.

>>3156470
I wanna see the bloodymanias. Is there a torrent for those anywhere? I've only heard of them.

Hustlas was good back in the day, but it didn't age so well hahaha. And the sequel was ASS


But every album up until Wraith was my SHIT. Especially the old EPs.

>Wow what a lovely aquarium!
Y-you like it?
Well take a closer look-DIE BITCH DIE
WHAT ARE YOU, AQUAMAN?!
DIE BITCH

>>3156501
most of the Bloodymanias are available for free on youtube. really most of the JCW events are on youtube, ICP really doesnt give a fuck about piracy.

>>3154581
>Being this much of a homosexual your whole life is obsessed with a guy who'll be top for maybe 8 more years and leave for hollywood just like everyone else.

>>3149082
what da fuk

>>3148986
Nah, they still too busy trying to figure out how magnets work.