Based

>>3145567
>when the 70 year old owner of the company has a better physique than you

>>3145570
Fatass is insanely athletic for someone his size tho

>>3145572
>insanely

He'd be insanely athletic if he could do corkscrews and shit.
He just throws a half-good moonsault.

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>>3145570
Is that why he beat him up?

>>3145574
His WWE moveset is like 1/3 of what he did in the bingo halls.

>>3145572
He's still fat

>>3145570
>guy on roids has better body than guy not on roids
damn...

>>3145574
>goalposts

20 years ago, this would have been a legitimate baddass like Stone Cold. Today you have some fat fucking neckbeard that looks like he should be employed in Games Workshop.

>>3145727
That's why it's lame. 70+ year old man risking concussion to put over some complete fucking loser. I wonder why people aren't going to throw shows.

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>>3145727
20 years ago faggots like you would have been kicked out from the society for being fucking dick sucking man-sluts who care about how someone looks, today you get cheered for being one.

>>3145709
Not really? He said insanely athletic for his size, and a decent moonsault isn't really "insane".

>>3145731
It's nothing to do with that. It just takes you out the moment when you're supposed to take seriously someone that looks like they own a collection of katanas.

>>3145731
it's not 2010 anymore, manlets had their time and they failed. we need to bring back the big boys.

>>3145731
gain height

>>3145734
>when you're supposed to take seriously

You arent you fucking retard

Does Vince want brain damage?

>>3145727
>employed in Games Workshop.

kek

>>3145731
Seriously, this is what people were saying for the longest time and made fun of Vince for his Mastodon shit. But look what's happened to the company since they abandoned that philosophy. And sorry but when I go back to old episodes of raw and nitro, the main eventers all being big muscle guys made it feel like more of a main event, more legitimate.

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>>3145742
>But look what's happened to the company since they abandoned that philosophy

This was the top dog of WCW when it was going under

>>3145738
>y-you aren't supposed to!

>>3145749
GOAT

>>3145749
Yeah and he was one of the only saving graces of the company in its dying days.

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>>3145764
Still dead

>>3145763

>Taking seriously a show where there are wrestlers pretending to be from hell itself. wrestlers supposed to summon lightning and others being able to teleport while controlling freaks with sheep masks or other ones that gain kayfabe power while having some body-paint

I mean sure, why not.

>>3145567
*multihandedly saves the wwe*

>>3145567
Literally zero muscle

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>>3145742
>And sorry but when I go back to old episodes of raw and nitro, the main eventers all being big muscle guys

>>3145732
Most cruiserweights aren't even capable of doing his cannonball

>>3145853
Foley was never close to being the guy

Austin, Rock, Undercarder, HHH and Kane were all bigger stars

>>3145853
Foley had the title for like a week. But even so, he did something to elevate himself beyond his physical setbacks. With all the crazy ass bumps and chair shots he took over the years, he deserved the belt. It just seems different to me compared to someone like Balor or even Owens having the title.

>>3145853
>Most cruiserweights aren't even capable of doing his cannonball

Do you seriously think most cruiserweights couldn't run forward and tuck their head?
I don't even know how you get this retarded lad. Seek oxygen.

>>3145861
the fucking mae young classic fems did the cannonball

>>3145853
At least Foley was tall as fuck

>>3145853
Foley literally shit on KO as a talent, was much taller, nowhere near as misshapen.
He looked actually intimidating and played the part of a nutjob.
KO looks like a small fat guy and has okay character for modern WWE standards, I guess? Gets killed my Foley, though.

>post Foley
>trigger anti-Owens shitters

Works every time. Regular as clockwork.

>>3145859
>It just seems different to me

That's because you have confirmation bias.

>>3145864
>6 foot at-best
>"tall-as-fuck"

>>3145866
Foley even admits KO is better than him but nice try.

>>3145866
foley had 3 more fleshed out characters/gimmicks than kevin owens. nothing alike and a dumb comparison from that guy

>>3145873
>t-t-triggered

My man people can have different opinions to you without being le butthurt. I don't even dislike Kev, I'm just saying Mick is on another level.

>Foley even admits KO is better than him but nice try.

>a company shill says x current star is better than him

Standard fare? You got worked, dip. I'm pretty sure everyone with a braincell will say Foley devestates Owens in just about every sense.
Owens is more athletic, but that's about it. I'd even still say Foley's better in-ring because his storytelling annihilates Kev.

>>3145873
Mick is 6'2. owens is 5'10. wikipedia isnt hard

>>3145873
Foley was 6' 4" before his back injury during the attitude era you fat fuck

>>3145878
>everyone with a braincell
>"devestates"

>>3145881
Wew, good thing I made a typo so you didn't have to confront that you had no argument.

>>3145879
>billed heights

>>3145880
He was never even BILLED at 6'4" you dumb shitter.

>>3145887
> "It wasn’t supposed to be that way. Cactus Jack was supposed to be a generic, boring name for a 6-foot-4, 220 pound Long Islander big on heart" - Mick Foley

Shut the fuck up underage retard

>>3145886
I'm just sayin', can't shade anybody's intelligence only to fuck up that embarrassingly right after.

>"typo"

Sure it was.

>muh argument

What argument? Calling "shill" when Foley wasn't even working for WWE at the time of him writing up an appraisal of Kev?

>unironically comparing Foley who destroyed his body every night, got multiple gimmicks over and could give a genuinely entertaining promo to Owens who does a lil corner tumble and talks like a Reddit comment

>>3145894
Not an argument.

>>3145892
>being illiterate
>he thinks Foley was 220lbs

ITT: Barafags try and justify their fetish

>>3145727
Stay worked fatty :3

>>3145572
Pro wrestling is just really easy.


The only people impressed by the moves are5 year olds and adults with low motor functioning skills

Will Vince fine himself for blood?

>>3146644
Go back to the fanboys comic forum.

>>3145567
Is Vince legit 6'2?

>WWE.com has learned that, following the attack, Mr. McMahon did not give comment and refused to be looked at by medical staff.

>>3146666
No, but he is confirmed legit Satan.

>>3145855
>aka "Hey Vince, please give me my job back. I'll give you a cheeseburger man. Come on, I'll suck yo dick!!"

>>3145739
have you seen some of the turds they've been shoving down our throats? that ship set sail a LONG time ago.

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STANDING

>>3145727
Why do you even know what a Games Workshop is? You anti-smarketties need to hit the weights, take a shower, have sex, GET A CLUE!

>>3145731
Good post Kevin, don't torn your quad on the way home.

>>3146773

>Vince never did a big boss angle with himself and Shane
>No patriots stable
>tfw no ocelot gimmick
>tfw no volgin gimmick

Someone needs to translate was Vince told him during the handshake.

>>3146801
If you want video game or anime shit then go to japan.

>>3146802

Go to YouTube, zoom in and watch.

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>Vince being a confirmed NJPW and Shibata mark

>>3145567
Imagine the set of fruits on KO.
This has to be an intimidating moment to very carefully beat up a geriatric who also controls your very fate.
I was hoping for a pop up but apparently Vince isn't quite that insane yet.

>>3146884
I am willing to bet Vince wanted it but KO is the one that drew the line at that and went with the splash instead

>>3146881
>YOU KNOW THAT STUPID LITTLE CHINK, KEVIN?
>Who, si-
>THE HEADBUTTING ONE
>Shibat-
>STOP TALKING ABOUT BREAD YOU FAT FUCK, JUST HEADBUTT ME HAHAHAHAHA I WON'T GET KNOCKED OUT LIKE THAT FRAGILE LITTLE RICE-EYE

All-time GOAT

>>3145857
>HHH and Kane

For the rest of his life Kevin Owens can say he headbutted Vince McMahon and made him bleed.

>>3145730
>throw shows