>STOP, STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!

Is that quote from Enzo to Miz or Miz to Enzo?

Both work.

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>le everyone does shoot promos

HE NEEDS SOME MALK

Who got buried worst Roman or Enzo

>>3143216
>People back stage teaching Enzo a lesson through promo's and burying him.
Fixed that for you.

>>3143112

You can tell Maryse is turned on by this emasculation. Why are women so evil, bros?

>>3143270
Enzo. Not only because of the way Miz delivered it but because it was literally all of the recent probs with Enzo all thrown into his face at once. Miz actually talked about him GETTING buried as he buried him.

>>3143301
Miz saying "I'm the daddy". Keked hard at that.

>>3143155
Hi Enzo. Your career is almost up.

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The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.

AJ Styles says Miz is tough: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/

Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f

Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370

J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214

Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c

Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster

Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/

Vince Russo thinks that Miz would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Spoony went from hating Miz to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: https://youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

Mickey James appreciates the Miz: https://twitter.com/MickieJames/status/899807247127248898

Even Dave Meltzer likes Miz's promo on Reigns and Cena: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KHIBJvYgk

Even John Cena respects the Miz: https://youtu.be/FScRm8eTWYc?t=2m17s

We just watched the murder of Vince motherfucking McMahon and you Rawtists are talking about Enzo?

You guys are so fucking weak and pathetic. RAM sucks and you do too!

>>3143713
MIZ FINDS A WAY

>>3143824
I hope your parents find a way to get you outta the basement.

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>>3143713
A Miz falls in love with Maryse.

Unable to confess, the WWE Superstar is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Diva's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when the Interncontinental Champion recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of RESPECT.

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>>3143713
The Miz is the most overrated wrestler since his overrated promo on Talking Smack. He's also a botchfest like Sincara.

>It's funny how he's known as a promo guy now when back in his first appearance on Monday Night Raw, the Miz botched his promo while hosting the 2006 Diva Search. He forgot his lines and ended up reading the phone number for casting votes written on his wrist in the most obvious manner.
>On the 6/2/12 edition of Raw, R-Truth does a Slingshot Somersault Senton but Miz fails to catch him. This resulted in the Miz getting "loudly disciplined" backstage by none other than Triple H.
>On the 1/21/13 edition of Raw, the Miz botches the figure-four leglock... on Dolph Ziggler, the guy that the WWE Universe wanted Ric Flair to pass his signature submission move to instead.
>On Summerslam 2014, during his Intercontinental Championship match against Dolph Ziggler, the Miz sells the Famouser weirdly, immediately popping up like a spring after receiving it before no-selling it entirely and doing a Skull-Crushing Finale as a "counter".
>On the 9/14/15 edition of Raw, during a segment with The Wyatt Family, the Miz botches his lines, saying "Hell in a Cell" instead of "Night of Champions".
>On the 5/29/17 edition of Raw, during the finish of a Six-Man Tag Team Match, the Miz botched the Matt Hardy Finishing Move Twist of Fate, selling it as a Swinging Neck Breaker.
>He deserves to be drop kicked by time traveling Jumping Bomb Angels for stating the women of the 1980s did nothing interesting on the WWE Network documentary about the Monday Night Wars.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bz_wEVYq74
^ Del Rio's opinion on the "little girl", The Miz running away from him.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZkVLi6bhJE
^ Based Cornette summing up why Mizetty sucks.

>>3143713
Miz is slowly but surely becoming one of my all time favorites.

>>3143763
Are you talking about Smackdown, I didn't watch it what happened

>>3143898
[spoiler]Stop posting that because it's already a thing.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139[/spoiler]

>>3143713
based autistic mizposter

>>3143112
Don't worry. Next week Vince won't remember that he hates Enzo.