>dolph
>cricket(s)
pottery
What's the main event of 205 tonight?
>looks like Pikachu having a seizures
Based Jinder working the fat smarks
Who here /AmenBro/?
Guys, is Nakameme going to be okay?
>looks like pikachu having a seizure
>>3142607
Based Maharaja working the crowd and smarks alike
TUMORNATOR STRIKES AGAIN
whats with all these retards in the commercial and where are their wranglers
Philanthropy is what's going to make brands win.
TUMORNATOR
BASED TUMORNATOR
>Connor t shirts
>This virtue signaling ad
There is a special place in hell for the McMahons
TUMORNATOR GOING OVER
UNLIMITED POWER
>>3142629
>implying the tumornator isn't more over than the majority of these "wwe stars"
>>3142646
Doesn't matter. 3/4 of them are already dead
Why is Sami stealing his gimmick? A good guy that always loses..
>>3142637
Right her my fellow Christian brother
WHEN IS THE WOMEN'S WRESTLING
>>3142630
Kalisto w/ Alicia Foxx v. Elsworth w/ Carmella.
Is Diva match going to be the main event? If so, does that mean a cash in?
>>3142634
>>3142639
Based Tuminator
Oh son of a bitch, I forgot Smackdown was on today. I was too busy playing Subnautica.
What'd I miss?
Would this unironically draw more than oreowens?
Reply to this post if you think posts containing little to nothing more than
>seething
>cringe
>worked
>ding dong diddly
et. al. should be deleted and the poster banned.
>dad walks in
fucking tumornator every time
>>3142639
He's finished.
>>3142651
Agreed.
Nothing is genuine with stephani. That's why the bitch cant even smile anymore and more proof women can NEVER have power.
Soulless like MErkel
>>3142669
yes
>>3142665
Vince is obviously main eventing with based fatass
>>3142661
>muslim invader
>good
>>3142664
>knowing that
Get a job
>>3142661
He's working his way into stealing this gimmick instead.
>>3142637
Right here hoots
>>3142651
>you promote your business
>sick kids get help
Why does it matter how it happens?
>>3142630
This is some weird Becky fanart
DAY ONE IS H
>New day has UPUPDWNDWN gear with their nicknames on it
Is that new, or did that have that before?
Come on Penitentiary Twins!!!
Beat these bronies down!
DAY
ONE
ISH
DOWN SINCE
>>3142676
There is a reason why in the bible woman was created from mans rib. It is our job to keep them in check and we have failed.
I liked the thug theme better without lyrics
Based Coconut boys
>>3142664
18+
>>3142681
Sometimes you're alright /asp/
>>3142696
this
DOWN SINCE
DAY ONE ISH
>>3142676
Damn, Drumpf voters look like that!
>Samoans acting like niggers
the state of WWE
>>3142685
Because its not genuine at all. They are using sick kids for good publicity thats satanic. They could not give a fuck about those kids irl.
>he thinks it's paranoia
>he doesn't know it's the usos
>Kofi's chest
>>3142668
>What'd I miss?
I think Jinder Mahal just became /our guy/
>>3142661
That's Tye's gimmick though
>>3142684
Atheist neckbeard the most cringy people on the earth
>>3142680
>nigger
>job
>street fight
>against a 3 man team
>In vegas
>Not having the wheel of gimmicks.
A rare time a street fight actually looks like a brawl
>World Star: The Match
or
>LiveLeak: The Match
?
Xavier blacking Shayna before her big match.
>>3142668
You can have custom pictures as decorations in that shit now?
>>3142713
Xavier's knee is broken
>>3142703
m-maybe
>sin city street fight
>no Daigo at EVO
>>3142705
But are the kids still getting money and treatment as a result?
BASED BIG WOOL & MR 24/7
>>3142723
>>3142705
Yea because I'm sure you know what people truly care about. Who the fuck are you but an irrelevant fag lmao
>>3142710
>>3142668
>Subnautica
Literally what?
>>3142708
Mmmkay, I'm cool with that I guess.
>>3142732
>yfw Jeb! took this pic
>>3142726
Philanthropy is how brands are going to win.
>>3142724
Evo comes but once a year.
>>3142733
Google it ya goddamn pinhead
>>3142705
>sick kids have fun and get help and money they would otherwise go without
>but WWE is still shit for it because they don't MEAN it way down in their heart of hearts
oh shut the fuck up, idiot
>>3142717
WorldStar because if it was Liveleak it would have a nigger with HUGE dreadlocks beating up on nerdy white kid for no reason and gives him brain damage while a crowd of chimps yells from the sidelines "BEAT DAT NIGGA ASS" and "HAHAAAAA WHITE BOY MESSED WITH THE WRONG GANGSTA!"
>>3142711
>thot poster
>nigger
>old enough for a job
>>3142724
At least Uncle Valle was there, and there's always EVO Japan later this year.
>>3142737
>slow and steady
>>3142705
as long as the sick kids are getting help, they couldn't give a fuck about WWE either
>>3142740
I miss them...might even catch a house show next time it comes to Rosemont unless Harper GOATS his way back to TV.
>>3142732
WEW WEW WEW
I bet she likes to get pissed on and throat fucked. All these type of females do.
They crave it, to be dominated.
>60 minutes left
Is Big E ded?
>>3142749
>he has a fetish for paying women not to fuck him
you are the definition of a simp
where is Vince?
>Usos dominating
New Day confirmed winning.
Ah the burying of HBK still continues
Nice catch
>>3142668
>Sub-miz-ible
That's fucking terrible, but I chuckled.
>>3142729
>it's a 'whippin slaves in the back' episode
>>3142749
18+
>>3142740
>no Harper - Rowan tag team
I'm tired of Usucks vs New Gay every fucking week
>>3142749
>This is a down right MUGGING
What did he mean by this?
>>3142745
You're the only one crying. When you can do something other than eat hot pockets and post on weaboo boards in your parent's basement than maybe you can speak on this.
> 9:58
> Vince comes out
> Announces Owens vs Shane inside HIAC
> Leaves
>Where Kofi is
>Oh he's right in front of us
>getting tied up in the ropes
>its just chairs, stairs and kendo sticks
every time
>>3142780
based nigger
>>3142757
Are you still stuck in that 15-year-old phase where everything any corporation does is wrong because they're MEAN AND EVIL for wanting to make money, and they're being exploitative for wanting to help kids while they make money?
Grow up
>>3142776
Nice projecting there lil guy. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>3142780
im in love
FUCKING REF IS NO DQ
Why don't they call them Singapore Canes anymore?
Are the New Day niggers comedy jobbers yet?
>>3142789
Sure thing brah. Stay man and irrelevant.
>>3142787
They exploit cancer kids for good publicity. If there was no money to be made they would not give a single fuck about them.
Grow up.
BOTCH
damn
nasty fall for kofi
>awful trust fall
>terrible catch
>couldn't get him over the barrier
what a fuckup
Xavier got two broken legs?
Don't see any reason why he shouldn't be out here blasting fools with his trombone.
I find it funny that Kendo sticks are still a thing in WWE
>>3142780
>Black people and Trump
god I hate america
>people still replying to this faggot
>>3142797
I will stay man and irrelevant indeed.
KOFI IS DEAD
>>3142806
yeah not picking our own cotton was a mistake
DAD WALKS IN
>>3142796
They were when they debuted.
>>3142806
dont worry, we hate you more
Big E just no selling everything
>>3142798
>people with money shouldn't do charity work unless their motives are 100% pure
>sorry all you sick kids, you have to die because the people the donated only did so to make themselves look good
nigga you just went full retard
HOLY SHIT HE FELL SO FAR
>>3142816
selling is for jobbers
>>3142814
>thot poster posting traps
that gotta hurt
FUCK
Why don't the refs check under the ring for weapons before the match?
>>3142806
chinks love Trump too.
Cubans in Miami LOVE TRUMP
Trump is truly the peace maker of our generation. Is there nothing this man can't do
This is a good match USOs can fucking go sometimes
uce is kill
Not a bad match
Goddammit
Fuck off Xavier
and xavier conveniently shows up
CAMERA MAN BOTCH
Based Corey Graves shitting on Saxton
>>3142829
What happen you broke another chair?
So they are truly trying to give them another record
>popcorning continues
>tfw Nattie will never assfuck you with her unicorn horn while her cuck hubby watches
WHY LIVE?
cringe
>>3142825
Why would weapons be under the ring?
so we're really doing this huh
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS DOING ON A FREE SMACKDOWN
Rate this match bros
8/10 on free T.V
>the only way you can loose is by getting pinned in middle of ring
>staying in the ring while your partner is out cold instead of rolling out under the rope and regrouping
>>3142837
kys
>>3142837
Big E is an extremely gay nigger
Based Vince is the main event
>>3142826
Cubans in Miami are hardcore Cuckservatives because they came over under Reagan.
>>3142842
Reminding Raw what the A Show looks like
>>3142842
No PPV this month so we get this a PPV like special for Smackdown.
>>3142814
MORE TRAPS NOW THOTPOSTER
>>3142844
>loose
kys also
>>3142843
Is that the Chrsley bitch?
>>3142848
no because they lived under communism you fucking mouth breather
will tummy mummy cash it in tonight?
So what the hell are they gonna do with the tag title at HiaC then
>>3142843
8/10 too
Based Island Niggers
>Hype Bros put on delay again
>>3142798
Maybe, and it ain't shit you can do about it ya seething pinhead.
>yfw Bryan starts shooting and talks about his future in NJPW WHILE Vince is in the ring
>corey
what the fuck, my man?
>>3142857
give it to the gay cops.
>Hot potatoing the tag team belts
Good job Vince
>>3142842
Tag titles are not this relevant
>>3142845
>>3142846
"I wanna suck your monster dong while my hubby cries in the corner."
>Botchy Graves
>>3142840
Where do you think the usos got the kendo stick from?
It's also where triple h traditonally keeps his sledge hammer.
>>3142798
Okay, fine, you go tell those little cancer patients you're cancelling their photo op with their favorite wrestler. Tell them they're being exploited and the McMahons only see them as dollar signs. Do you think they're going to thank you?
>wow mister you have opened my eyes! I wanted to meet TV stars before my brain surgery, but now I am #woke
No, they'd cry because WWE was doing something great for them and you got butthurt that the company happens to benefit from it too.
You wanna know how I know you're a 2edgy4u manchild? Because you think anyone gives a shit about intent. This is the real world and the only thing that matters is results. Go ahead and parrot me when I tell you to grow up again, you little faggot.
>>3142814
>simp poster likes dick
>>3142674
The next one of you fucks who goes to a live event had better fucking get a "PUSH THE TUMORNATOR" sign on TV.
How can RAM ever compete
>>3142848
are you fucking retarded?
>>3142850
Leave your basement once in a while
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
>>3142871
But why?
>>3142846
But is he the gayest?
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/894236795948453888
>>3142842
>acting like tag title changes on free tv don't happen
jesus christ 18+
>>3142873
>simp
What the fuck, is this some new /pol/ word?
Post your face when Big E is the one to dethrone Jinder at Wrestlemania
>>3142885
It's been a nigger word for years
>regina
Destiny really trying to pander to the edgy teen audience
>>3142872
Tl;dr
>>3142850
cringe
>>3142885
it's some word this Anon saw on black people twitter and hes been autistcaly raging about it for 2 days because no one uses this word in real life.
And has really triggered anon for some reason
when are these guys getting a push
>>3142866
Gotta milk this til SvS.
>Just Friends
...who fuck in Tyson's bed as he lays next to them motionless tugging at his dick that can never get hard again.
>>3142885
18 fucking plus
/pol/ doesn't say that word at all
it means sucker in old school nigger slang
Imagine the smell at that event
Ronda Rowdy's dress, ding-dong diddly.
Nattie loses, I can feel it.
>>3142901
wow who is she?
RIP Nattie
Has Smackdown already won, lads?
Who the fuck is that youtube personality I havent heard of who is acting like she got as many subs as pewperpie
>>3142906
to Carmella
>having a 32 woman tournament just so you can set up a stupid 4 Horsewoman angle
>both women get jobber entrances
really activates my almonds
HOLY FUCKING YUCK DANA WARRIOR
HOLY SHIT
did both of them just get jobber entrances for a title match? kek
Shayna has a weird shaped head
>Youtube Influencer
literally fucking what?
>>3142899
You type like a homosexual 13 year old.
Cashing in tonite!
>YouTube (((Influencer)))
What did they mean by this
Holy shit Ellsworth is actually in a choke chain
What's with Nattie and those Akari buns?
>>3142911
i have never heard of her before this
>JOBBER ROUSEY
/ourgirl/ carmella cashes in right
>that dog leash on Ellsworth
rofl a fucking leash
>James on a leash
I want to trade places right fucking now
BASED BIG HOG GETTING A BONDAGE GIMMICK
>>3142910
Jinders promo alone destroyed raw
B
A
S
E L L S W O R T H
D
>>3142896
>tfw you will never get your rear end so completely destroyed on a Turkish oil wrestling imageboard that the only thing you can get out in response is "tl;dr"
Feels good
>ellsworth on camrella's leash
MUH FUCKING DICK
I'M FUCKING CUMMING GUYS
>Ellsworth on a leash
KEKED
>wearing a cuck collar
JUST
They hype Dana Warrior showing up. Why?
I need Carmella to be my mistress
>YouTube influencer
Jesus Christ
>>3142910
>poo jokes
>racist jap jokes
>carmella currently on my tv
> Big Jesus AJ
>Coconut Nigs putting a classic
Yeah Samck won
I get worked by those stupid kicks every time
Naomi is so fucking bad
fire this bitch
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
MUH DICK
Bigger simp CM Punk or John Cena?
Cuckworth ... Why Smack, why!!!!!!!
Does she have him locked in a chastity belt too?
>>3142924
Please cash in, please cash in, please cash in....
Holy fuck that leash!!! Fucking kek!!!
And off go my pants!
>>3142920
bro, you really got to take your meds and work yer fidget spinner.
You have been sperging far too much over a stupid fucking word nobody uses
>the state of James Cucksworth
>you will never be Carmella's slaveboy
Mfw I wanna be Ellsworth now
>Carmella will never treat you as her pet
Why live?
>Naomi finally in ring
>THICC sign nowhere to be seen
State of this fucking crowd...
Also, Tyson isn't actually paralyzed, is he? I though he was just unable to compete anymore.
A FUCKING LEASH
>>3142952
Not that guy.
>yer fidget spinner
You type like a homosexal 13 year old
UNLEASH THE BIG HOG
>>3142943
was there ever a doubt
>>3142945
She isn't. her kicks are just atrocious
pitz
Why don't they just put signage on the barriers/ ring like real sports do instead of cutting to commercial during a match?
>>3142947
i interviewed 100 niggers and they have never heard of this word
>Ellsworth has a Mella's cuck gimmick
How do I become Ellsworth bros?
>>3142952
DAMN Trump girls look like THAT?
>mfw Carmella adopts a new dominatrix gimmick next week and comes out in all black latex
>>3142968
found the euro
>>3142961
Watch him bust it out when Carmella comes in.
>>3142947
Cena
>>3142952
But why are you spreging so hard about the word then?
Fucking CIA niggers
>>3142973
because you're a simp.
>>3142968
because it's not a real sport faggot
does /asp/ like their burger with a coke?
Ellsworth versus Mike Bennet when
>>3142983
Fuck off /pol/
>>3142936
WWE can donate to charities without exploiting sick kids. Stop crying because they got EXPOSED for being evil.
>>3142977
Oh god. Please have this happen.
>>3142956
>>3142960
>Carmella will never put you on a leash
>Carmella will never tell you to lick her feet
>Carmella will never spit on you
>Carmella will never blue ball you
>Carmella will never give you a ruined handjob
Life is pain
>>3142985
Water. Only water.
CHRISSLEY JUST BURIED Y2J
>>3142965
Dem titties
GOAT TAG TEAM SENPAI
Based Chrisley
>>3142984
Yeah no shit but my point is people actually watch real sports because they don't do bullshit like that
>>3142607
Fucking based
I'm beating my dick like Jimmy Uso with a kendo stick!!
FFS cuckworth
JERICHO X CHRISLEY
>>3142973
>implying you would ever work up the courage to talk to black person
Kek
Would you let Carmella leash you /asp/?
>>3142989
simp is not a /pol/ word it is old school nigger slang
simp
Is the cuckposting ironic or not?
JERICHO AND CHRISLEY???
GOATS
>>3143002
well you are watching this shit just like the rest of us so what the fuck is your point?
>>3143003
kid in the background just got his first boner and isn't entirely sure why
>>3142981
i think there are about 4 people participating in this steming from last night.
One anon is super triggered cause stripper anon said no one uses the word "simp" in real life
which is true.
And now autistic simp anon has pledged to follow stripper poster for eternity and quote "make his life miserable"
I'm just calling out the autism
I'm not triggered at all tuesday shitposting on smack is the best
If Carmella does a run-in, will she tie James to the table, or ask Graves to hold her James?
>>3143001
Praying that you seek contact with someone of the opposite sex.
>>3143010
yes
100%
>JeriGOAT and based Chrisley
it's raining dimes
>>3143018
You type like a homosexual 13 year old.
>>3143003
inb4 spot where someone ties the leash outside of the ring but EllsGOAT slips out of it with his lack of neck
>>3143011
can confirm. my one black friend says simp and i actually had to ask what the fuck that means
>Nog beating innocent white man
WHY DID NAOMI PUNCH GOATSWORTH?
>>3143015
Only because handegg isn't on Tuesdays and furrypuck hasn't started yet
Based Mama Cat wins.
>>3143018
>wall of text
Why do you care so much? Also lay off the buzzwords jfc
BASED ENGLISH
>>3142993
The fact that this will never happen makes me question my existence.
>neon nigress BTFO
>>3143022
I would, but only if she was wearing a tight outfit like the one she has on tonight and I was clothed.
They are soft rebooting HBK character with ellsworth. Carmella = Sherri
"I'm not your boy toy,"
"Boy toy"
"I'm just a sexy boy,"
Naomi is unironically based, I don't care about what the rest of yall think
Just came home what did Dolph do
please tell me he didn't embarrased himself, i still like him
>>3143068
She can go in the ring. Really improved the last 2 years.
Probably the most underrated gal in the company.
>>3142998
I ding-dong diddly went outside ya simp (I cam say that because its a white word)
>>3143080
>tfw white people start calling each other the s word
>Dabbing
CRINGE
>>3143093
s*mp
>>3143018