SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #2

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>AJ V. TYE

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

BASED!

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>THE PERFECT DARK MATCH MAN

get off my screen

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WHO /SISSY/ HERE?

Who will return/debut first Paige or Asuka?

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>>3142218
Based Smack

>>3142254
What does Tatami Galaxy have to do with being gay other than having shit taste?

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>>3142254

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Be honest, anons. If Becky asked you to lick her pits clean after shaving them, would you?

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>>3142260

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>The Samoan Assassin

>>3142256
Asuka, Paige will never be on WWE TV again

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>"Violets are blue, roses are red. If I was a RAM fan, I'd rather be dead!"

Reply to this if you think one/few word "cringe", "seething", and "worked" replies should be DELETED and result in a BAN.

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>>3142254

>>3142264
No, she's horrendous.

>>3142264
Absofuckinglutely

>Dillinger
>Not a bank robber gimmick

>>3142260
Don't post in my threads, thanks!

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>>3142264
you can post a different picture of her ya know

>>3142271
Only if namefags get banned too

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WHO /DADDY/ HERE?

>>3142271
cringe

Has VKM showed up yet?

Fuck off Big Breakfast

Come on Tye

TYE BREAKA

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>>3142264

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>>3142282
Based Cien

2.9 COUNT

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>>3142279
This

There is a Nikki Bella in the crowd hotter than Nikki Bella.

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>>3142279
You're right

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>The title nobody cares about almost changed hands!
>Poops

>>3142271
ya ding-dong diddly seething pinhead

Is Calf Crusher AJ's finisher now?

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lol that 2.99999999999999999 count

>>3142295
That's not saying much
Most Nikki Bellas are hotter than her

Finally someone taps to the calf crusher

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>7:28
>OVER ALREADY

>>3142305
Tye tapped to be last time too

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>maybe the best in the world

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>>3142296
>tfw you'll never have a 2.5-feet tall Becky to use as a cocksleeve

HEY AJ STYLES

>>3142305

He did it last week too.

>>3142285

Nope, just had a segment to say he'll be here "soon".

HEY AJ STYLES!

>HEY AJ STYLES

>>3142309
omega isn't even top 5

HEY AJ

baby face handshake of doom

HEY AJ

>*Rock Bottom's himself*

HEY AJ

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>HEY AJ

HEY AJ STYLES

SELF ROCK BOTTOM

Based Corbin BTFOing vanilla midgets

HEY AJ

HEY AJ

HEY AJ STYLES

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>>3142306
It ain't no PPV.

>>3142295
Pretty sure Nia could be a hotter Nikki at this point.

HEY AJ

HEY AJ

LONE WOLF IS BACK

HEY AJ

HEY AJ

So who's interrupting and getting Baron's title shot next week?

Goddamn Dasha is really becoming a robot

>>3142300
less wear and tear maneuver

>>3142334
HEY NEET

>Hey Allen

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Nice firm masculine handshake by based A.J

WHO IS THE NEW SEMON DEMON?

Is this fucking female Sergio Dipp

Who is this robot?

HEY AJ

>>3142331
18+

Somehow, Borin still looks like a scrub after all that

>>3142331
holy fuck

It's a "we gave them a script a second ago" promo.

PUNISHED RUSEV

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HEY AJ

At least put some emotion in your face girl

Is this interviewer a robot?

Is this bitch a robot?

That fatso screaming "what are you going?" "Get out of here!"
All of my lols

>>3142295
She looks like Snooki from here

>hear Corbin say Hey AJ
>check the thread

Kek'd

what is this robot doing on TV?

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RURU

MACHKA

Big ru ru showing that Bulgarian heart

Whats wrong with that female interiviewer? was Rusev mocking her with his shit promo?

>>3142331
>white people opinions

HOGAN RETURN CONFIRMED AND IS GONNA PUT OVER RUSEV

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Legend Killer Rusev?!

HEY AJ STYLES.

Is this going to be another one of those weird Smackdowns

rusev the legend breaker

RUSEV LEGEND KILLER GIMMICK CONFIRMED

Is Rusev getting over?

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Based RuRu hates islam with the fire of a thousand suns

BASED MAHARAJA!

>>3142365
Shut up sperg.

It's so obvious rusev is reading off cards like damn at least try to sounds convincing.

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>>3142254
>524 games
>1.8 hours past 2 weeks

That's me!

Apollo Creed in protective custody..

>>3142378
>translator note: zucced means blocked

>snoozerweight show replaced by women
Is manlet live cancelled?

can't wait for chrisley knows best

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They should have put Kairi and Shayna on TV.

>>3142378
Black Wehraboos are incredibly rare. Nice find.

>>3142385
nah they got moved after the womyn show

>>3142389
literally who

>>3142378

Nigga took the super red pill. More "woke" than /pol/

>>3142388
Don't forget According to Chrisley immediately after bro. He has Jericho as a guest tonight.

>>3142393
Does WWE think people are going to stay up to 12 just to watch manlets that don't even do flips?

>fighting game commercial
>consists mainly of everyone ganging up on a non-playable giant monster
thanks now I know what the game is like

>>3142218
Shit I forgot Smack was on, what did I miss

>>3142389
>Von boyage
kek is that real?

>>3142389

>Von Boyage

Based Sonic man living in his friends head rent free

>>3142388
I want to fuck his daughter so badly. You see her in the episode before Smack? Her ass in leggings was GOAT-tier

>>3142399
he is the end game of /pol/
He is proof that it is all worth while

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>>3142406

>>3142403
SDL is the Kevin Owens show
HEY AJ

>>3142403
Vince opened the show, said the pledge of allegiance and then fired Sami Zayn for 9/11

Just got home, what have I missed?

GLITTER GULTCH

Do the anti-smoking commercials make anyone else wanna smoke?

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>Open wide, Anon!

MAHARAJA

So what legend is Rusev talking about?

Vince?

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>>3142415

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>>3142385
The women are also part of 205 Live since they're all meet the weight.

>>3142403
>DBry shoo'd KO out of the ring
>10 lost to AJ, Corbin said hi

>>3142414
I bet you're not even old enough to vote. You have no idea what your talking about?

>>3142425
Based

>>3142403
KO called Byron a nigger

>Jinder not wearing socks

>>3142418
Oh shit I forgot it was Vegas Smackdown as well
Did I miss Vince?
Did they bring back the Wheel of Gimmicks?

>>3142421
me

>>3142426
That was my thought

>>3142426
Ric Flair

>>3142419

Owens and Bryan reminded everyone vince is going to show up and AJ beat Tye again. Corbin beat up both and then yelled HEY AJ

>>3142406
>>3142427
>>3142428
THOT POSTER BTFO AGAIN

>>3142426
Rusev was the Russian hacker that lost Hillary the election.

>Maharaja chants
Vegas please

>>3142429
Can you learn English please, Pablo?

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>>3142429
31 year old degree in crim justice and poly sci working in trades in south florida.
I'm more man than you could ever dream to be.
You are faggit upper middle class under graduate

Is Jinder purposely trying to be a boring ass champ?

On 9/11 you mourn your dead. In India we celebrate and honor the day you piece of shit Americans burned to hell

Jinder getting that terrorist heat!

is Vega full of indians?

>>3142441
But he's Bulgarian

BASED MAHARAJA CHANTS

>>3142428
18+

>>3142440
thot poster is white

Why is Jinder whispering?

>Beats Shinsuke clean
>still gets a rematch

Wow.

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Jinder pls

oh my god get the poo off the mic

POO MAKING POO JOKES!

A poo joke? From him?

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Nakameme stuck in this feud for another month at least.

CONSTIPATION

B A N T E R

The Singh brothers look like they just ate some of their country's food

YOU PEOPLE BOO ME

POOOO

>>3142454
>Beats Shinsuke clean
Jinder hasn't beat anyone clean since he got the belt

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>a poo in loo talking about constipation and bathrooms

>>3142454
>clean

kek

POO

BIG POPPA POO MAKING CONSTIPATION JOKES

BATHROOM JOKES

>>3142446
35 year old degree in engineering and welding working in trades in north carolina.
I'm more man than you could ever dream to be.
You are faggit lower middle class under graduate

>Jinder talking about shitting
This has to be on purpose

FUCKING KEK JINDER MAKING POO JOKES

>maharajah chants
BASED VEGAS

BASED BIG POO JOKES JINDER

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>>3142429
>seething

>POO IN THE LOO BANTER

B A S E D

BASED BIG POPPA POO!!!

Is Jinder shooting?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Smackdown is coming to my town full of brown people. The Maharajah chant. is going be monstrous for Jinder

>when the indian makes poo jokes

Little poos are kinda ruining the joke

Singh Bros are fucking incredible

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>Jinder making poo jokes
Do you think he knows about what we say?

>>3142426
Probably Cowboy Bob again.

What's going on here

>Jinder talking about poo

what did he mean by this?

did.....did an Indian just make a shit joke?
oh boy

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this segment

pure gold

>there are "MAHARAJA" chants in Vegas
Wonder how many poo people there.

This is actually pretty funny

>SHITSUKE NAKAMURA

>>3142471

I can't remember the match, didn't he beat Mojo clean?

based poo brothers and maharaja bringing the top kek

>PREPARATION (H)

JINDER MAKES POO IN THE LOO JOKE!

JAPS BTFO

RACIST JOKE

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

This wouldn't be nearly as funny without Jinder being the one making the jokes, pretty fucking based

Kek GODZILLAAA

well we know who wrote this promo

Wtf I love Jinder now

raciss!

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>>3142503
>>3142503

GAHZIRRAAAAAAAA
BASED MAHAL!

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King of Constipation

BASED MAHARAJA

based 1/5th dime Jinder

BASED SWINDLE GOD JINDER

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>Poo Jokes
Vince wrote this script personally for tonight.

SHINSUKE BTFO BY JINDER!!
(Is this not cosnidered racist because Jinder is ethnic too?)

damn Jinder stepping it up, this is prime heel

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NAKAMEME GETTING BTFO!!!

GODZIRRA

>singh bros spazzing out in the background
holy fucking based

Wew this promo took a turn

>>3142491
>Do you think he knows about what we say?
Are you retarded? How old are you?

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>I'm more man than you could ever dream to be

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GOJIRAAAAAAA!

Shit stain Nakamura

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>>3142429
>he doesn't know about hote/pol/

BASED MAHARAJA WORKING THE DIRTY MARKS

BOW BEFORE THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJA

FUCKING KEK

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WE ARE THE NATION

OF DEFICATION

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is this really happening

Damn Jinder just worked the fuck out of that crowd

this is slightly racist

BASED MAHARAJAH

Promo swerve

SJW JINDER

>pokemon seizure joke

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GODZIIRRRRAAAAA

that shit was kinda funny tho

>racism is okay if a brown man does it

>that seizure joke
>singhs pretending to have seizures

lmao sjws gonna lose it

>>3142491
18+ white boy

>Pikachu

Shit they know about anime poster guy from yesterday

Did he just call Nakamura yellow?

And people say Mahal cant cut a good promo. Let him bant instead of "im scary grunting foreigner!" And watch the dimes

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>Pokemon references

BASED JINDER BURYING NAKASHIT!!

This guy fucking sucks. Put him back in 3MB.

>>3142521
They're both technically Asian so it's okay. Jinder is "reclaiming" those jokes

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>Pikachu having a seizure
>>3142535
How relevant that pic is now

holy fuck
Jinder is legit based

PIKACHU HAVING A SEIZURE?

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Fucking hell this promo.

>>3142519
I heard next weak there will be virgin jokes just for you.

this is pretty funny

>That Electronic Soldier Porygon reference

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>looks like Pikachu having a seizure

based Jinder

>>3142545
Thinking sjws care about wwe

This promo took a left turn and did a donut in the ring

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>>3142528
don't talk about being manly you literal faggot

REMINDER: Jinder is scheduled to be world champ till Mania

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Vince definitely wrote this.

what a cringeworthy segment.. wwe is ded

ALLAHU AKBAR

>>3142552
Thank you for helping me understand. May these non-white wrestlers put on a good show tonight.

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT GOOKS BTFO

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>>3142556
Fucking hell your weight.

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And now an ableist joke about seizures, Jinder is very problematic tbqh senpai

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>>3142563
Remember #GiveDivasAChance?

>>3142567
Vince writes all of Jinder's promos

>>3142566
BASED
A
S
E
D

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>Jinder can't do a good promo


APOLOGIZE FAGS!!

can't wait until this failed experiment is over

push the bollywood boys though

>>3142567
>implying Jinder didn't go offscript
Based Modern Day Maharaja adlibs like Cena

>>3142566
Based. I unironically like Jinder now. He should turn face and hold for longer.

MUSLIM BURIED
BASED FAT ASS

KO is such a great heel

>Ohio
>blizzard

>>3142373
I think this is the case for the past month or so now

jimmy havok reference by KO

>>3142574
18+

>>3142582
>pulls the best non-Miz heel promo in ages
>he should turn heel
shut up

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Wtf I love Jinder Mahal now

Cock-Cock Poo-Poo

There is literally no way Kairi is winning tonight, Vince hates gooks. He probably wrote every word of that.

Owens and Zayn are fucking unbearable.

>>3142565
Nice selfie lil fella

>>3142587
Shut up sperg

Was that just the regular Camry commercial with John Cena's music over it? wtf?

Oh shit Based Cena got big Toyota money

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>looks like Pikachu having a seizure

If only jinder hadn't been booked better

I guess it's called sports entertainment because it's not a sport and it's not entertaining either

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>>3142579
Nigga had the crowd popping. I never doubted Jinder once.

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>>3142574
>simp poster getting BTFO again

>Sami still over with the crowd

explain this atheists

>>3142528
stop posting my pics

Based Big Match Camry

Did anyone else see that Camry commercial?

>Toyota uses Cena's theme
>Cena not even in the commercial

>>3142587
you really are a retard, aren't you? ohio gets blizzards a lot

also, fuck ohio

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>>3142597
yes

>>3142607
>>3142607
NEW

>>3142607
>>3142607
NEW

>>3142589
>jimmy havok
He meant Jimmy Jacobs.

>Cena's theme
>JBL speakers
What does it mean

>>3142610
>>3142608
>>3142606

i lel'd

>>3142604
Those were screams of scared people.

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>more than an hour left

>>3142601
found the pikachu that looks like he's having a seizure

>>3142596
>cuck faggot obsessed with a tripfag
lol

>>3142563
go to 420chan's /wooo/

>>3142591
Did you not hear those maharaja chants? This is just like when rock was still technically a heel but was getting his name chanted regularly. That's right, big dimes maharajah is the next Rock.

>>3142597
BASED CAMRY

>>3142601
You really thought this was funny, right?

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Were they a draw?

>>3142597
There was also a Goldust JBL and Rey Mysterio reference.

>>3142621
WORKED

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>>3142582

>YFW Jinder is already a secret face because creative can't book anyone with a foreign background or look

>>3142626
Not really, I just wanted a (you)

>>3142589
He meant Jimmy Marvinluder

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Leafs on the outside looking in

FUCKING TUMORNATOR

>>3142631
Broken Anonymous is gay as fuck though you're right

>Pikachu having a seizure

I can't tell if he was referencing about the dilemma in Japan or it was sheer coincidence.

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>>3142611
>fuck ohio
Fuck you senpai, Ohio is the ding-dong diddly best state. All other states can't compete.

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>>3142627
>Team annonce: Air Boonm

>>3142645
This

>Destroy cancer
>/asp/ still exists

>Time to exploit sick kids again.

>>3142653
i like this image.
Ohio people are nice because no black people and jews

>>3142738
The best black person in the universe lives in Ohio

>>3142774
thomas sowell or ben carson

>>3142792
neither