SmackDown Gamethread #1

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Based Vince is back baby!!! You know what that means for RAW...

THEY GOT NO CHANCE...

(Smackdown wins again!!)

>>3141755
its a great feeling

>>3141755
fucking based

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>>3141755
>vince on smackdown
>MNF is back

RIP Raw

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>>3141755
Vince goes to a roulette table and bets SmackDown on black, loses and SmackDown is immediately cancelled by the new ownership.

>>3141761
Right? Being a RAMcuck must be the equivalent of getting AIDS. Your life is over and you're just waiting to die.

>>3141755
Can't fucking wait to hear his theme hit.

It just makes me sad seeing Vince, he's so old looking now.

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>>3141755
"If you think Smackdown kicks RAMs ass this week, gimme a hell yeah!!!"

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Stop watching WWE.

>>3141779
It is highly probable that this will happen.

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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>Vince makes The Donald the new GM of Smackdown

How hard do you mark?

>>3141783
y-yes Inoki-san

>>3141783
Quit posting the old jap from Karate Kid II or I'll Reginald Denny your ass!

>>3141783
stop believing in a child rapist

>>3141783
>>3141791
cringe

>>3141783
who?

>>3141741
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after Y only)

>Turn FLASH on in Chrome or use FireFox.

>>3141819
Fuck off

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35 more minutes!!! I can't wait for Smackdown Wildcard Show!

Isn't Jericho on the all new episode of crisley knows best as well?

How can raw even compete?

>>3141741
NO CHANCE

>>3141823
living in that head, rent free.

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>>3141831
Hold on a minute playa!!!... you mean Smack gets Vince Motherfuckin McMahon, US Title Match, Women's Title Match, Tag Team Title Match, Mae Young Classic Finals, The Fashion Files, Carmella Hogsworth Cuckshow AND BASED CHRISLEY?!?!

Holy shit!!! Rawtists are in critical condition!!! One more blow could kill them!!!

(as in HBK announced as new GM!)

>>3141755
>>3141758
>>3141773
I thought I was too overhyped through the day, I can't get 'NO CHANCE' out of my head

Is Vince the opener or the main event

>>3141863
both, it's the Vince show

>>3141863
Instead of keeping up with the matches during commercials vince will be on the screen yelling "buy it!! But it damn it, but all of it"

>>3141873
Hasn't been the Vince show since Benoit ruined it for everyone

>>3141883
Hahahahha xdd

>>3141755
why does everyone still love Vince even though he has been utterly useless for 15+ years?

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>>3141788
Aqui siempre amigo

>>3141819
based.

>>3141823
chill ineed the links i dont have cable you cord fucker

>>3141897
>Naomi's ass

>>3141783
BASED

>>3141741
Smack brothers, where are you!?

>>3141856
I think you gotta give Southpaw Regional Wrestling to Smackdown too, since it was their talent that carried the show.

SDL is just better creatively. They actually make you wonder what Dolph fricking Ziggler is gonna do next, while over on RAW they're doing Balor/Wyatt #273.

RAW just can't compete.

>>3141897
Please don't comment in my threads, thanks.

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Does Nakamura have a match

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Smackdown = Eternal B Show

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Check out these goddamn pits and tell me why Becky isn't pushed to the moon

Is DealDash legit /asp/?

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Smackdown will be great again starting tonight! Just you wait and see!!

Reminder that Raw has been better than Cuckdown since the shakeup and you need to go back if you disagree.

>>3141917
Because it sounds like a retard got kicked in the mouth when it tries to cut promos.

need a stream link

>>3141917
cuz she's ugly and sounds like a retard

Mama Chrisley is GOAT

>>3141927
Fox Sport 3

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>>3141917

>>3141917
I'm ding-dong diddly tribute this

>>3141755
NO CHANCE IN HELL.

>>3141922
not our fault Big Dick Steph cried to papa Vince and forced him to make these changes to Smack.

>>3141914
Yeah, it's with Orton for the #1 contendership for the WWE Championship.

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

>>3141917
Steampunk doesn't sell.

>>3141917
I want to lick them clean

>>3141940
Wait, didn't Carter run you out with tears streaming down your face?

Based smackdown worked me into watching Chrisley knows best

>>3141940
Since 2010 boy

>>3141901
>Ryder and Rusev both looking at it

It's the little details.

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>>3141934
This is a snapchat faceswap with Charles.

>>3141938
Please don't reply to me.

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>>3141940
>it's a Vince episode
>implying any chance of a Ryder cameo

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My body is ready

>>3141917
Not sucking the right cock, like Alexa Bliss.

>>3141953
at least is the GOAT title

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Is there anything she can't do?

>>3141960
Wrestle

>>3141960
draw a dime

>>3141917
HOLY
FUCKING
YUM

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SMACKDOWN BOUT TO KICK RAM'S ASS IN 3, 2, 1....

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>>3141961

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You are going to cheer for Kairi Sane right guys?

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getting it out of the way early

>That slo-mo on Shane's face
kek

WHO /SISSY/ HERE

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Stephanie is there!!!!!

>>3141967
literally the only thing im looking forward too

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>>3141960
take some sun

this storyline is particularly retarded

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

The best pure striker in the business Shane O Mac.

lol shanes face in that slowmo shot

>>3141949
No it isnt retard.

NO CHANCE

Let's prepare Ryder's no chance photo

already a GOAT smackdown

Raw on suicide watch
NJPW on life support

NO CHANCE IN HELL

Who /tfwnogf/ here? It's killing me bros. single for almost a year now.

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where's da wimmin at

I kinda expected Owens to come out on crutches wearing a neck brace

JEWISH LEAF FAT ASS

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How you want your Smackdown?
Just Steph my shit up, senpai.

>>3141986
Someone post this

So this is pretty much a free ppv right? Multiple championships and Vince himself in Las Vegas?

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>Vince didn't open
I'm kinda irked.

STARTING WITH OWENS

ITS TIME FOR VINNIE MAC

>>3141999
ppv with commercials

>>3142002
Gotta get those obligatory limo shots in

WHY IS HE SO GOD DAMN FAT?!

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>mfw Vince fires Owens

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>Kevin Owens Show

Is he really still trying to get that over?

Vince will pick KO.
-Son he wish he had
-Will make KO GM
-Shane will be New face of Canada? ...

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>>3142002
They need the patented "stepping out of a limo" shot.

>>3142002
sup 14 year old white boy faggot

old school WWF would have had him actually file the suit

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>>3141986
what photo?

KEK. Owens Smackdown might not be a bad idea

MUSLIMS BTFO

BYRON SAXTON BTFO

THE AMOUNT OF BTFO IS IMMEASURABLE

What the fuck is wrong with Owens right armpit? Also ISLAM BTFO

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH FASHION FILES

2 guys
1 suit

>getting rid of gay cops
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FUCKING FAR

ZAYN BTFO

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>>3142002
>when THOT poster got BTFO out last night

>>3142005
Still bretty gud

HOLY FUCKING BASED
I actually want Kevin Owens in charge now

>Vince hasn't been on SD in 4 years
Proof nobody cares about this awful show. It's just there to make ad dollars

>>3142015
A FUCKING CLASSIC

Smug heel Corey

NOT MY GAY COPS

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FUCK YOU KO
DONT MESS WITH GAY COPS!

WHAT THE FUCK

I WANT VINCE

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>>3142015
HE'S JUST POINTING AT THE HOGAN GUY

>>3142015
HOGAN BTFO

Ziggles please

FUCK YOU FATASS LEAVE GAY COPS OUT OF THIS

CRINGE

HAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH TOP KEK

>>3142008
>mfw you hace diabetes

SWERVE

ITS ADOLF MCMAHON

NOT THE FASHION FILES NOOOOOOOFUCKYOUMANFUCKYOU

FUCKING BASED

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reminder

KO BTFO OF ALL THE SMACKDOWNIES
Wait...Fashion Files!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>dolph channelchanggler

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>suing the company that employs you

DOLPHS BECOME U N C H A I N E D

WHERE'S VINCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BASED ZIGGLER
WORKING THE MARKS

>>3142041
cringe

holy fucking cringe

BASED

KNACK IS BACK

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>TWO MEN, ONE SUIT

SMACKDOWN WINS ALREADY

>>3142040
Of course this closet homo would like them

JUST BRING OUT VINCE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3142054
Are you 12?

>>3142059
CRINGE

>>3142054
>implying that doesn't happen all the time
post a stripper so we know you are 14

>>3141819
ty

Dolph's gimmick is now false entrances. I could actually kinda get behind that, provided he actually wrestles, too.

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Is Ziggler going to keep doing that all night?

2 GUYS 1 SUIT

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>>3142013
look its the simp
This term is widely used on Black people Twitter
While I am not black and have one friend who is half black, I am in touch with the black community.
Yes Fuck Trump
Hes Racis
I am also not fat and very handsome

Please fire Sammy Zane

Ziggler's career is dead.

>>3141991
you had a gf once, just do it again

>>3142071
check out this simp

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>Last night Cena mentions one man human centipede
>Now KO menions "2 guys 1 suit"
Is WWE relying old on shock videos/movies now for promos?

>THICC

look at that huge crowd

Smackdown wins again

RAWnetty BTFO

>THICC sign on the show that doesn't have Nia

Well, at least Naomi's there.

based Dolph O Mac

>>3142062
Does your mother know you like men?

THICC

>>3142066
>>3142068

Worked ya goddamn pinheads

Dbry looks like complete shit, he looks like he has cancer

Daily reminder that Daniel Bryan killed the wrestling business

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>THICC

>>3141861
>cernal

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>>3142071
>>3142074
look at these little underage simps sperging out

Fatass blown the fuck out

Based D-Bry.

>>3142086
>literally the /asp/ version of muh pretending to be retarded

Smack confirmed thicc.

JUST GIVE ME VINCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

11 minutes of nothing happening to set up shit later on

why do they do this?

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>>3142071

Probably, because he's dragging out that tail end of the contract like a trooper.

>DUDE UR FAT LMAO

cringe

>THICC

>>3142090
I wonder how disgusting you must smell

KO BTFO

>Owens gimmick is suing the company

WHERE'S VINCE GODDAMMIT

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Classic /Smack/

>>3141783
Oh look, the Japanese Hulk Hogan

>matches now have sponsors

>>3142099
Seething fatty detected

>>3142078
between that and the penis and gay jokes during the Roman/Cena promos it really feels like a 14year old is writing this shit now.

kevin is the best in the company at pushing storylines on the mic

>>3142094

>SEETHING

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>>3142082
>Naomi
Owens is in the ring right now though.

>>3142098
Gotta show off to GFW scouts.

BITCH ASS

>>3142102
You BTFO scales when you step on them

>>3142090
cringe as thot poster tbqh

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If dubs Tye Memeinger is going to win.

>Welcome to the Kevin Owens show!

I really admire the guy who is labeled as a professional athlete but is uglier than me and has over 100 pounds of pure lard over me.

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>ywn dominate Alexa's tiny pussy with a strap on

Why live?

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>>3142109
The fuck have you been

>>3142115
hes actually very very good. draws heat on the mic like he's supposed to. i mark for owens, he's a tremendous heel.

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>>3142123
wew

>>3142123

Should have gone for a 10

>>3142103
Veda Scott confirmed?

GIMME THAT VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON
COME ON I NEED IT SENPAI

>>3142125
fisting or nothing

MYC finals will be during or after smack?

>>3142119
18+

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Goddamn who are K-Pop those cuties on the Vaughn channel?

>Coconut niggers versus real niggers in a street fight
And here I am thinking the rap battle would be the most stereotype thing they can cook up

>>3142129
Your father says "wew" when he sees what a disappointment his son has become

>>3142134
after

Reply to this if you think one/few word "cringe", "seething", and "worked" replies should be DELETED and result in a BAN

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>DID THEY?

>Chris Jericho is on Todd Chrisley's new talk show after SMACK
>But not on SMACK

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>>3142132

Too bad, have some Haitch while you wait.

>>3142144
SEETHING

>>3142144
>WAHHH BAN EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE. I NEED A SAFE SPACE WAHHHHH

>>3142141
So Manlets delayed until 1030?

>>3142144
very worked

>>3142144
I've never seen someone worked so hard into a seething cringe

>>3142144
Nah because you can just filter

>>3142147
What do you expect, Chrisley is better than WWE.

>>3142144
Can I keep BTFO?

M-M-M-MMUH HURRICANE

>>3142138
>New Day
>real niggas
man don't even

Did anyone else hear them woooo at the first pic?

Irma was the Jannetty

just got in. What did i miss bros?

>>3142147
I think it's better off. Jericho is best taken in doses, not in long exposures

Corey Graves: Simultaneously the best heel and best humanitarian in the company. How does he do it all, lads?

>>3142150
>I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHIT UP THIS BOARD WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD WAHHHHH MOMMY PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BAN ME WAHHHHHH

>>3142151
Yeah. Still says 205 Live after Mae Young finals so its probably gonna be a long night for the crowd

Reply to this post if you think /asp/ should be forced anonymous

Enough with the attention whore tripfags.

>>3142164
Florida got worked

NOPE THEY DONT WANT NONE

>>3142165
STAND BACK
THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH

>>3142164
Irmenetty never drew a dime

BASED AJ > Strowfag

>Meme Cross
Might as well just throw your money away

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where's the wrestling?

BASED BRYANT

>>3142170
Use filtering ya newfag

I'M A MACK TRUCK DON'T GET RUN OVER

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THEY

>>3142170
worked

>muh hurricanes
floridabro here, nobody gives a fuck. I'll bet steph makes them say this shit because muh brand

>champ out first

>>3142170
some 14 year old will just post strippers as a trip every post

P1

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TEN
E
N10

>>3142168
If you dont like something then filter it newfag. You don't have to ban words this isnt your safe space.

>God punishing the USA for waging war across the globe by unleashing the full power of nature

You deserve it.

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>/a/j st/y/les

>>3142164
Andrew the goat

>>3142144
ding-dong diddly this please
checked

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Soon.

>putting the match of the night on first

I actually like Tye, but he ain't ever going to be on the top of the card, nor should he be

Tye is still over as fuck, we can still do this bros.

>>3142185
>>3142182
Forgot your trips

>>3142170
Forced anon, flags, and also >>3142144

Board quality would skyrocket overnight.

>>3142114
>Implying it's not Vince
Oh wait, nvm...

>>3142192
wow this is asuka???
holy fucking yum

THE MAN WITH TEN FANS

>>3142194
Fuck off Canuck! Of it wasn't for USA you'd be speaking German right now instead of your faggy Frenchtalk.

>the numbers don't lie on tye's screen
SCOTT STEINER RETURN IMMINENT

>>3142202
quads and be blows em tonight.

>>3142204
US Title is lower-midcard territory to be honest, family

anything can happen when Corbin comes and runs interference...

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How do I stop masturbating bros?

>>3142213
fatasss btfo

>>3142166
Go to hell you philistine

>this literal jobber has offensive against Styles

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>selling Connor The Crusher shirts

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>>3142204
He's the new Ziggler.

poor 10 man doesn't get any pop

Baron is going to stop the match and this will lead to a triple threat at No Mercy.

>>3142213
GIMME A FUCKIN MIC

Does anyone honestly give a fuck about Tye Dillinger. Gotta be one of the lamest fucking wrestlers around

>>3142218
>>3142218
>>3142218
NEW

>>3142218
>>3142218
>>3142218
NEW

>>3142218
>>3142218
>>3142218
NEW

>>3142210
How badly do you think they'll use Asuka once she debuts on RAW?

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Tye!

>>3142196
>>3142196
>>3142196
>>3142196

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OH SHIT

>>3142217
me on the right

>>3142226
no mercy is a raw ppv

>>3142222
I hate stephanie, I hope her and gaytch die

>>3142193
It's not words. It's literally a slight variation of the same 5-10 words hundreds of times a thread in every thread ad nauseum. No other board allows that shit

>>3142217
You don't.

>>3142230

>welcome to raw asuka, now that you'll be a weekly figure we've decided to give you a mic and make you a speaking character

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>his gimmick is a number

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>>3142217
Keep your hands busy with a hobby or prayer

>>3142217
>>3142223

18+

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>>3142234
>may 10, 2016

>>3142170
I vote we got ID's like /pol/

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>>3142234
>May 8, 2016
Anon...

>>3142229
>>3142232
you fucking dipshits

>>3142232
Too slow hehe ;^)

>>3142250
THISSSSS

So much samefagging on this board

>>3142223
>>3142071
>>3142119
>>3142002

avatarfagging is against the rules

>>3142217
kys

Meme 10 better doesn't botch and hurts AJ

>>3142250
i'll just reset my router after every single post.

Despite the fact that I'm still loving Jinder's title run, does anyone else want to see the Singh brothers wrestle again? I feel like they're just wasted in the valet spot.

>>3142439
this thread is two threads old. please join us on smackdown 3