First for Raw wins!
>>3137379
>>3137379
Unironically looks like Michael Peele
>they just cancelled the match live
>tfw gallows and anderson could go back to new japan and be over because the japanese fans don't give a shit about wwe
everybody is in here
>>3137299
>>3137299
>>3137299
>>3137299
Did Ambrose managed to get injured somehow?
>MizTV with special guest Enzo Amore
I thought we banished you to 205 live
no we arent
>>3137439
>2 replies
fuck off faggot
>>3137379
why they burying the good brothers?
I never thought I'd get to the point where I flat out don't care about this shit anymore. Every facet of the show is horrible.
>>3137439
>Everybody
>3 posts
Kys.
>>3137437
>AJ is the only NJPW talent that's booked halfway well
At least they're getting paid well
what if vince mcmahon was black for real?
>>3137471
he wouldn't have inherited his dad's business
Hows everyones NFL teams doing? my Saints are..."trying"
>>3137456
Because they're afraid to pull the trigger on actually forming a faction, and as such they have no idea what to do with them in creative.
Doesn't matter, though; you can't keep a good brother down. They just show up, collect their check, too sweet some hoots then go home for either B-double-Ls or their hot asian wife, respectively.
>>3137474
He wouldn't even know his dad
>>3137471
WWE would be the most successful Memphis wrasslin show in the world
DELETE
>>3137470
Nak has clean wins over Cena and Orton, and is probably the next in line for the WWE title
>>3137474
well yeah, he wouldn't have known who his dad was
Disney owns Marvel, not DC
>>3137479
>bandwagoned panthers
Feels good.
Gee let's see who they'll get..
Batman isn't even Marvel, Dean. You fucking retard
>>3137474
>Find some tag partners
>And they HAVE to be real!
WAIFUKA
OH SHIT IT'S REALLY HAPPENING MUH DICK
WHEN THE FUCK IS MIZ TV
>this "acting"
That trailer tho
>askua promo
WE AUSKA NOW
ASUKA IS COMING MOTHERFUCKER
>fat gookska
japan should have been nuked at least 4 more times
Bliss is such a womanlet
Cesaro's physique's on point
>>3137504
Dave Chapelle is literally more swole than Enzo
>The fucking state of 'zo
Requesting his release when?
>jealous western roasties
>Asuka goes to RAW
SDL WINS AGAIN!!!!!
>>3137401
That's low key fly as fuck. Got a GrizzliesxTitans one by chance?
Asuka eventual job to sasha :I
Based Nia
Am I the only one that wants to see Nia dominate Alexa sexually?
>>3137522
based
>we will never get to see Nia fistfuck Alexa in the middle of the ring
fucking PG era
>I COME HERE FOR THE JEW
Based fatty about to dominate bliss
I suddenly have a craving to see one of those lesbian porns with a huge amazon woman and a little tiny one.
>>3137522
this
daily reminder that this was the height of nia's wrestling career
I WANT TO WALK WITH ELIAS
has the promo battled happened yet?
>Bliss still being friends with Nia
Good.
>Elias World Tour shirt
Fucking [spoiler]2[/spoiler] sweet.
How long till Asuka is fucked by RAW booking
months or years?
NEW SONG HYPE
Hit upvote if you would SMASH Nia like theres NO TOMORROW
>>3137533
this would draw
>alexa
>white
>>3137538
>daily reminder that this was the height of nia's wrestling career IN NXT
fixed that for ya
>It's a "Elias works entire city into a shoot" episode
>>3137550
What is spraytan
>>3137479
Soaring, but I have a feeling they'll crash and burn later on like always.
>>3137543
smackdown would take months and at least we'd get to see charlotte vs asuka
raw will try to ruin it in weeks, but at least we'll see asuka try to save sasha from killing herself
who /walk with Elias/ here
>>3137550
>you
>having sex
>>3137543
She'll have the same amount of momentum as everyone else. None.
>>3137550
>>3137557
Is Nia done for the week?
>Another horror movie based around social media
Did Hollywood learn nothing from Unfriended?
>>3137550
what the fuck is that thing? It looks like that creature from that 80s horror movie House
>>3137479
>>3137561
Well done, sir.
>>3137563
>Hollyjew
>Learning anything
lets make more anime/wwe cross overs.
introducing, john cirno
hey look /mu/ is on the stage
Just got here. What did WWE say about 9-11?
>>3137571
Baka
>>3137563
>Did Hollywood learn nothing from Unfriended?
>$1m budget and $64m box office
Yes, it did actually!
>Crowd actually pops for BID DIMES ELIAS
>He actually acknowledges it
How can one man be so based? He gets all the little things right.
"ELIAS ARE YOU ON GRINDR"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GUY IN THE CROWD
>>3137479
BASED ELIAS
>>3137574
that sami zayn did it
>>3137561
>Brazzers having BBWs
>>3137479
>Texans
Deshaun gonna have to mature really really quickly
Elias could be a star!
>>3137571
cringe
>>3137574
They fired Islami and Mustafar Bashir
Who did this?
>>3137479
Bungles somehow are worse than the Browns. I'm mad.
>>3137574
We had an opening moment of silence/text scroll tribute, followed by cheers against a foreign heel.
>ywn walk with Elias
ANAHEIM BTFO
and here I thought he was going to go with "cucks"
>>3137574
it was a worked shoot to get us over
>>3137563
Unfriended made 64 million dollars with a 1 million dollar budget. I'm guessing they think if they increase the budget, they can make even more money. But yeah, it's fucking insane, I hope it flops, but teenagers are stupid.
>>3137574
couldnt draw a dime
>>3137592
>Being a bengals fan
>>3137481
Hell they got 'nerds' over with practically no mic time and they did some great promos against the new day
A VERY SPECIAL... TOWEL
>>3137539
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
>>3137587
>Barefoot Kana
Why can't we have nice things anymore
>Kalisto is still alive
>Kalisto is still on the roster
it hurts
>Forgot about Kalisto's music
>Thought someone was debuting right now
It always happens...
>>3137602
I dunno...
>>3137607
Don't remind me any further.
>kalisto isn't at 205
>Kalisto will lose again
Why hasn't Twinklisto been relegated to 205?
>>3137571
Already happened.
>>3137625
same
>>3137618
Are those real thighs?
Elias
>Floors the spic
Corey
>Elias totally changed the complexion of the match
White is right
Do you guys think WWE would ever go back to AE/Ruthless Aggression style shit if the ratings got bad enough and the attendance kept dropping? The hope of this happening is the only thing that keeps me hanging on.
>>3137627
/u/ can't see me
>>3137623
Former Us Champion Kalisto? I find that hard to believe.
>>3137574
they had this infographic
>>3137618
>saving pics of strippers that you didn't take yourself
cringe
>>3137587
Why are Japanese female wrestlers made for sex?
>>3137638
If anything is going to change it will be after their TV deal is up
>>3137627
Please dont post in my thread. Thanks.
>>3137616
You will become numb to it soon, we all do
>>3137627
>he couldnt tear off the rest of his shirt so he just took it off
NICE
>>3137641
See?
HOLY SHIT, THAT POWERBOOOMB
>mfw Kalisto's neck is btfo
>>3137646
When is that?
>>3137587
We posting uniforms!?
>>3137638
I think at this point, they'd rather go down with the ship.
>>3137643
>Thinking I'm going to dozens, maybe hundreds of strip clubs, getting into the locker rooms and taking pics of girls
No dude, you are the cringe.
What autist would possibly want to buy this faggot's mask?
>>3137649
I've never seen anything more autistic.
>>3137643
>wasting money on strippers
Cringe
Youre watching this episode of Raw with your girlfriend, right /asp/?
>>3137616
At least it was a close game. They got outplayed, but DA BEARS aren't looking too bad this year. Have another sausage and a shot of Malort, you'll feel better.
>WWE still wasting time with Kalisto when Fenix and Pentagon are newly available
>hardys lost their match wearing their one of a kind item for pediatric cancer
>mexican jobber lost wearing one of a kind item for pediatric cancer
you're dying, kids.
>>3137657
until 2019
>>3137662
BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>3137649
Embarrassing.
>>3137660
>He never brushes his teeth in the mirror
>>3137662
i...is that a dead body?
>>3137662
>Forcing others to watch this shit
You better go watch Dancing with the Stars with her next week if you want to keep that girlfriend.
BASED SIN CITY SMACKDOWN
>>3137644
Japanese women in general are built for sex.
The irony is that Japanese men are too timid to fuck them.
>>3137591
he did
>>3137660
>>3137616
>>3137619
could be worse
>>3137662
Nice
What did KO do to warrant Vince making a special appearance to address him?
>Vince appeases Kevin by giving him a match against Shane with Shane's job on the line
What a shocker
>>3137678
Hahaha what a cück
>>3137431
It's John Witherspoon
>>3137659
no shit. if they really want to make dimes put Nia in gold panties and sell those
>>3137682
Senpai, more like oppai.
>>3137662
Yeah, and I'm having her blow me during commercial breaks. I can't cum until RAW ends. If I cum during a match, segment, or before RAW ends, I won't get any sex until the PPV after No Mercy.
>>3137686
I think Shane put his hands on him or something
They keep hyping up smackdown like its special being in Vegas, I live here and I give no fucks.
RoH is going to be great though
>>3137686
He ate all the catering buffet and other superstars are now starving
>Main event already
if this is on now, what the fuck is the main event?
how are they gonna fuck this one up lads?
JOHN CENA SUCKS
>>3137708
8 man tag team
>>3137709
Brock or sizeable canine run interference
>>3137708
8 man tag
>>3137708
the tag team match after rollins and ambrose find their tag partners
aka the hardy boyz
Do you think if the crowds had come up with the John Cena sucks singalong back in like 2004 or whenever he started getting boo'd they would have changed his song?
>>3137709
Roman interfering
>>3137709
roman run in, i imagine. maybe lesnar.
i dont think theyll let either of them lose, especially braun
>>3137708
The 8-man tag team match lmafo
>>3137708
My first thought. Have they not announced it yet? Will it be a surprise?
>>3137674
>Being so gay that the sight of scantily-clad women offend you
I'm sorry I'm not posting 2D for you.
>>3137689
Memes aside, I wouldn't tell people to watch this shit. I mean, what part of the last hour was anything worth a rating?
>>3137571
shincara
>>3137719
MAYBE
>>3137714
The Hardy's in the champions team
Screencap this
>>3137730
Broken Hardy tonight?
>>3137726
Naisu desu
Cena actually looks a little scared there
>385 pounds
Jesus Christ, what is Brock's billed weight?
John looks super weird with that hair
>>3137717
>8 men tag match is the ME
see you tuesday lads
>>3137722
i mustve missed that being announced
>>3137724
You are saving strippers with everything else on the internet
You are a simp
I just see the fag with anime posters with a mexican flag... WTF?
What if they gave Strowman the Undertaker's powers?
So next week we see Roman VS Strowman since Cena is fighting him.
rate my dog
>>3137737
Guy makes Lesnar look like an underdog.
>>3137745
What the fuck is a simp? Is this some new dumb /pol/ word?
Every fucking week, the main event is some faggot ass tag match.
>>3137747
what if they have him super saiyan 3?
Is cena going bald
>>3137699
Tomorrow's Smackdown is being promoted as the equivalent of a monthly PPV since there is no PPV for Smack this month until October. In other words we're getting a PPV card for free this month.
>>3137755
A simpleton, you raging retards
>>3137751
Are you fucking blind you goddamned Smackdownie? He's NOT going bald.
>>3137726
Shincara would have gotten over if he did the ass dance...
IT'S A SQUASH MAGGLE
>>3137737
Lesner weighed in at 265 in MMA, but he cut weight to make that because it was the heavyweight limit in the UFC. HE is probably closer to 295 in real life. Braun is legit bigger than him so I would guess Braun's real weight is closer to 315-330
>>3137753
did you cum on your dog face? fucking canadian scum
>>3137680
Been married to a Japanese woman for 6 years now.
That's because Japanese women are absolutely terrifying. They completely change when you marry them. They get mad at you if you try to cook or clean. They decide EVERYTHING that is done with your money. Your job is just to bring it home. You don't just marry her, you marry her parents too. Half of my paycheck goes to them. I never see my kids because they are always with her parents. They don't expect me to do shit with the kids except financially provide for the family. My wife is weirded out by the fact that I want sex with her regularly.
...I'm sorry. This has nothing to do with wrestling... I just had to vent....
But yeah. Asuka is cute.
roman rocking the man bun
>>3137753
Why is there jizz on him?
How do I make youtube go back to the old style?
>>3137755
Holy shit you don't leave the house do you?
>>3137758
Looking old.
>>3137761
You're here 24/7. Sad!
>>3137737
they billed big show at a weight less than that last week, wtf
Big Dimes Braun just grinding down Cena!
>Putting this match between legit main-event talent on TV completely unannounced
Its like they forgot how to to business, I swear.
>>3137775
wtf is that crop my dude?
>>3137753
poor dog, has seen some shit
>>3137773
kys
>>3137777
CHECKED!
>>3137755
It means a guy that buys women shit but doesn't get shit for it
It is a black word aren't you from Atlanta nigger?
>>3137769
Pics or no proof
based john selling for goat goatman
>>3137764
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_cS7yJUaf4
>>3137775
Didn't Carter make ya cry?
>that male pattern baldness
cena needs to start shaving his head.
>Thot poster getting BTFO right now
Based Strowman
Is Cean dying his hair or actively using rogaine? I swear his hair looks darker each time I see him.
>>3137769
Stop posting Karl, you have an 8-man tag to get ready for!
If Vince really lets Braun squash his creation, John Cena, on a random episode of Raw what does that mean for Reigns?
>>3137571
Fuck you.
Post Tiger Mask/Kinnikuman stuff
>>3137769
If hentai is correct, there's some young guy fucking her regularly
>>3137780
cena needs to take his ball and go home
>>3137801
It has been around forever you literal NEET
>>3137769
too sweet me karl
>>3137801
>from 2010
Pimps were saying it in the 70s. You really need to watch something other than wrestling.
>>3137777
BASED
>>3137798
Fuckin' Kek
>>3137795
based
Post more strippers.
>Wacky Jesus as the main event
>>3137769
>My wife is weirded out by the fact that I want sex with her regularly.
Who does she have sex with then?
>>3137769
Wow man, thanks for share this.
Cena always lands on his tailbone.
>>3137806
No it hasn't, that shit died with fucking Myspace. For fuck's sake, even my brother stopped saying shit like that in 2012.
>>3137812
And how would you know that? From a movie? Even then, chances are it meant something completely different back then like most phrases 40 years ago.
that bald spot is really, really apparently.
>THOT POSTED BTFO
LOL FAKE ASS NIGGER
>>3137808
>>3137830
you might as well put on a trip you contrarian faggot
>>3137830
It is a common fucking word in black culure
You really really really need to watch something other than wrestling and stripper porn you shut in geek
>>3137823
CUUUTE
>>3137748
Fucking weebs
>>3137830
Let it go, but keep posting luscious strippers. You're good people.
Pic is what's coming soon, followed by an AA
>>3137769
Every bitch will cuck you if you let her cuck you. If you act like a pussy, expect to get fucked.
Man the fuck up and take charge of your home.
>>3137830
Is that Bianca Belair?
>>3137832
What bald spot?
>>3137830
https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?year_start=1800&year_end=2008&corpus=15&smoothing=7&case_insensitive=on&content=simp&direct_url=t4%3B%2Csimp%3B%2Cc0%3B%2Cs0%3B%3BSimp%3B%2Cc0%3B%3Bsimp%3B%2Cc0%3B%3BSIMP%3B%2Cc0%3B%3BsimP%3B%2Cc0
You should really stop, anon. I appreciate your stripper pics though.
That was such a comfy and careful looking power slam.
>>3137843
What's it like being wrong?
>disqualification
Fucking politics. Worse than Hogan
So you can throw him into the steps and it's fine. You can hit him with the steps and it's fine. But if you slam him on top of the steps it's a DQ. I'm really starting to fucking hate this faggot show.
>>3137849
Fake niggers like thot poster are the worst though
Why are all the interview girls swole as fuck I don't get it
what did Roman say?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Cena just has to protect that win record doesn't he
DQ?
>>3137840
>black culure
Is Cena getting bald?
>>3137853
It's pretty meh. Life goes on, we shitpost and watch RAM, just another Monday...
>All this strong booking will be undone when Brock wins anyway
>none of this is gonna make us forget that roman has a clean win over Braun on PPV
Fuck you vince
NEW
>>3137299
>>3137299
>>3137299
NEW
>>3137299
>>3137299
>>3137299
NEW
>>3137299
>>3137299
>>3137299
eh may as well turn off RAW now
gnight
>>3137748
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE
SMACK WINS AGAIN
wtf
>>3137840
I am black and it literally is not a common word anymore. Just because you read it online doesn't mean it's true.
>>3137849
>>3137857
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22simp%22&tbm=bks&tbs=cdr:1,cd_min:1970,cd_max:1984&lr=lang_en
Wow, okay, you sure showed me with examples like these.
Lol their 2 other tag partners are 2 Chads
Except for Enzo next, there were no cruiserweight matches? Is WWE learning?
>>3137868
>this guy still doesn't get it
>>3137861
At least Hogan was a real draw and lead wrestling into the mainstream. Cena just sell crap to kids
>>3137543
days
>>3137379
>all that anime in the public
/a/ just fuck off
>>3137868
Frick off!!!??
>Enzo has 0 friend
truly /ourguy/
>>3137874
Dude you are a shut in black kid. I am almost positive you are like 14. You are probably white anyway
>>3137880
>>3137856
complete hacks running the place
>>3137875
>>3137861
>He thinks having your co-main eventer squashed clean a couple weeks before the PPV is a good idea
>>3137840
> caring about nignog talk.
NEW
>>3137299
>>3137299
>>3137299
NEW
>>3137299
>>3137299
>>3137299
NEW
>>3137299
>>3137299.
>>3137299
>>3137875
lel
This is my view of the hardcamera side
do a twitter search for "simp" and you'll see literally thousands of people who have used it today alone. It is an incredibly common phrase
>>3137892
When a person says they are black but don't know even basic shit it is fun to make them cry
>>3137884
And you obviously have never talked to a black guy in person before if you think shit like "simp" is still a word used aloud.
>>3137898
Is the crowd hot, or is Anaheim lame?
>>3137874
It gets used sometime. It was even in the Boondocks, not that its inclusion on Talmudvision means a whole fuckuva lot. If it's a good word and it fits, fuck it, use it. Anything else is autism. Simp ass neeyas, I swear ta God.
was that dean malendo?
>>3137905
Says the shut in little 14 year old bitch that doesn't talk to anybody except on 4chan
wow, dean malenko really is a midget
>>3137915
>Carter
cringe
>>3137898
My bad
>>3137769
That sounds fucking aweful. But I imagine you are around a 6 looks wise but financially stable and good enough personality wise.
Women ANY WOMAN does not respect men who let them push them around.
You need to take control of your household
>>3137957
You do know you are posting pics in a dead thread right dumbass?
>>3137642
>65% white
>>3137957
As others have already pointed out, the word's been around since the 70's, probably even before then, it's still being used on TV, on imageboards and yes, even in real life. Contain your autism and keep posting hot stripper bitches.
>>3137681
He must be a 4channer
>calls Miz unoriginal
>Memezo is nothing but a cruiserweight Road Dogg
>>3138061
Read where it's been used from '70 to '82, on TV, never heard it around unless writers think black twitter is how black people are in reality as well, and I've stopped hearing it at the start of the decade (or never really, pretty sure my brother and my friends said some other stupid word).
>>3138114
There's hundreds more just like these. The word is still in common use. What are we even debating at this point?
>>3138165
nobody says fuckin simp bro.
>>3138195
Because you are a child that doesn't leave the house doesn't mean nobody says it. Tell me who you talk to outside of the internet?
>>3138165
Yeah but you're acting like it's said literally everywhere and not solely on black twitter like "baka."
>>3138211
That projection
u literally using a few tweets as a source.
Nobody says that stupid shit
>>3138239
Kiddy getting upset. Look you exposed yourself as being a shut-in. Now everytime you post your strippers everybody will know what a fake ass clown you are.
>>3138238
If I did nothing but talk to weebs online, then I WOULD be using words like simp. Also, the other guy isn't me...
>>3138252
seething
over a stupid as word NO1 uses in real life.
What weird world are you living in.
>Have sex
>Hit the weights
>>3138291
i can feel your angst through my screen.
You sitting there, all fat and angry. Typeing really hard.
Brutally defending a stupid ass word LITERALLY no1 uses in real life.
You worked yourself into a shoot brother.
>cuck angle
>>3138322
>all this projection
LOL
You are the one known as the 14 year old white kid when you post strippers now. I have no skin in the game except making you cry like you are now.