RAW LIVE GAMETHREAD #3

BBD should have a Christian gimmick.

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based Charly working my dick into a shoot

>>3136992
TIDDY SWEAT
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>>3136981
>Roman "BigMAC" Reigns

>>3136986
Christian cage? The gimmick of being totally useless?

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What a fucking mark

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>>3136938

how do I get a gf?

What's next for Dolph Zigger, guys?

>>3137009
you forgot your trip BlissMark

>>3137026
kys

>>3137026
I dont think so

I need more Nia in street clothes
My dick begs for it

>>3137026

Fuck off ya ding dong diddily nigger

>>3137030
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rate

>>3136981
Stop making new fucking threads so early pinhead

hey guys what does the undertaker want buried with him in his coffin peas so he can rest in peas haha

>>3137022
>reddit

I WANT TO FUCK EMMA'S FEET

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>>3137034

well it will be the thread after this anyway

>>3137044
fuck off dave chapelle

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>>3134951

If Brock were a baker he'd be the Yeast Incarnate

>>3137050

i'll make you rest in peas if you fucking reply to me again you stupid faggot

Ravioli Ravioli...

>>3137047
they are good feet desu

>>3137049
At least ya know ya place ;^)

That fucking Dragon Loli Braun sign is killing me

Thread is making me want to go to a strip club more than anything else tonight

>>3136992
Need this in high quality

>>3137059
tater tots

>>3137058
I'll snap ya in half little man, ya wanna fucking go?

>>3137054
If Brock Lesnar was a direction, he'd be East Incarnate

>>3137050
Dont ever reply to me or my son >>3137058 again.

>>3137054
if he were a religious man he'd be the Priest Incarnate

>>3137059
give me the formuoli

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>>3137049
>he actually thinks that

>>3137058
starts with an S ends with an EETHING

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does brock has a shirt for every us city?

>>3137068
what does it mean?

>>3137059
Shoot your goolioli

>>3136981
>Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)
>>Turn on FLASH in Chrome or use FireFox

these promos make no fucking sense

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BASED

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Bomb chance out of 10?

>>3137068
cringe

>>3137090
More likely a truck drives through the arena

>>3137054
If he sang he'd be the Artiste Incarnate

>>3137068
Best

>>3137090
It's a possibility

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>>3136981
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3137076
how autismally early can you post your thread?

>>3137068
God damn it! Which one of you fuckers escaped your shit shack?

>>3137100
>Gook spammer CRYING

>>3137098
>ticket sales are up
>revenue is up

Ramen BTFO

>>3137098
Based Big Dog selling out arenas

HOGAN MENTION

HE'S COMING BACK BROTHER

ONE MORE RUN
ONE MORE RUN
ONE MORE RUN

>>3137098
that's pretty sad

>>3137098
>Roman "Revenue" Reigns selling them tickets

If Brock Lesnar was Thanksgiving dinner he'd be the feast on a plate

>>3137098
Hard cam, the wires run through the empty seats you see. Get a clue pinhead

>>3137078

he only shows up like once a month so he only needs like 12 shirts.

>>3137078
Lmao that's exactly what I'm thinking.

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>>3137109
>they use Hogan to push Roman

>>3137078
yes all twenty cities he'll visit per year in wwe

half of which he just bounces around behind a heyman promo

>>3137104
Gook spammer can bump his thread for days because it is 20 posts under bump limit

>>3137098
That's just the piss break

>>3137117
This should be /asp/ banner

>Rob Van Dametty being in that list

>>3137098
Hard cam side lol

Reminder that it takes 30 njpw shows total one wwe ppv

(Njpw attendance: 2500 per show, wwe attendance at royal rumble last year: 75,000)

BASED BRAUN STRONGMAN

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>>3137098
A lingerie match can fix that.

>>3137078
they sell like hotcakes, so yes

NO SOLD

KYS BROCK

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

THIS NIGGA POPPED RIGHT UP

>they're gonna bury Lesnar
feels bad

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>Brock looks like a small child next to Braun

HOLY SHIT

STROWMAN IS THE FUTURE

>>3137123
WORKED

Braun got so fucking good holy shit

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>>3137095
If he was part of a Masahiro Chono stable he would be ArisTrist incarnate.

This match is literally free dimes. Why is this not WM34 main event.

>>3137124
Well have fun doing that ;^)

>>3137117
10/10

>>3137117
KEK

>Call someone out

>Proceed to get rekt

>KEK

BASED BRAUN

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>Monsterhandling

They're going to run this to the ground, aren't they?

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how pissed is Vince that they chant STROWMAN and not ROMAN

nice japanese style lel

>>3137117

Jesus christ

fucking cringe

welp. looks like lesnar is going to win in two weeks

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>Stowman is literally going to down Bork and Cena in the same night
Oh bby!

>>3137151
t-shirts are being printed as we speak

>>3137143
No Mercy is ridiculously stacked for some reason.

All this just means Brock is going over at NM
*yawn*

BASED BRAUN BTFO OF THE BEAST

This match is F R E E dimes

If wwe is smart they will do a 3 peat of this, match 2 at royal rumble, and tiebreak at mania.

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>SEETHING

>>3137153
Didn't Cārteŕ embarass the fuck outta yah?

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>monsterhandling

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>tickets are probably cheap
>i still didnt bother to get them
>only lives 4 minutes away from the honda center

BASED BRAUN

same old Wyatt promo incoming

FUCKING BASED

The eater of dicks

>>3137166
Why would I be SEETHING? I got the first thread of the night and just KEKED ya again. Im c h i l l i n like a v i l l i n

>The eater of worms is next
>Sudden NFL ratings spike

bray wyatt. time for a piss break

time to get some food

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>>3137165
This, Didn't Stone Cold walked out cause of things like this?

But to be fair, they're not sure when (or if) Cena is getting back, so they gotta blow their load with all these money matches while he's still here.

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>>3137175
fuckin' got em, anon

5 course meal break

>>3137075
This

My bum bum stinky

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>that post

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>>3137184
based Austin working Vince into a shoot 14 years later

>>3137193
WORKED

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>Brock thinking about his Dragon anime waifu

I forgot this faggot shit was even on. Has anything happened

>>3137200
BRAAAUUUUNNNNNN

>>3137200
Not here to spoon feed you faggot

RETURN OF CHRISLEY
/SMACK/ WIN AGAIN

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The absolute shanty town of RAM threads.
Gotta be the slowest moving thread I've ever seen

Eater of Ass vs Feet Demon. Whose side are you on /asp/?

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>>3137200
9/11 silence.
Reigns beat Jordan.
Cena out-promo'd Reigns.
Bojack Horsewoman beat Emma.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!

Here's a stripper.

>>3137207
>reddit spacing

Was Harvey a work ?

>>3137200
Big Dog beat Jordan
Cena shoots on Roman
Sashit match, left to make food so no idea
Braun kills Lesnar

>pictures of devasation
>shattered dreams

lmfao

streams are all slow af and keep cutting out!

Boy, sure am glad my power came back a couple hours ago just in time to watch monday night raw

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This happened: >>3137117

MUH HURRICANES MUH WILDFIRES GOD HATES US

BIG DIMES GOLDUST

>>3137211
SEETHING RAWTIST

It's just not the same without the wig, where's the wig?

>>3137210
thanks for stripper postan

Based Harvey burying the redneck division

wasnt goldust supposed to have a protege?

>Goldie on TV

RAM WINNING ALREADY!

>VS Bray Wyatt

SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN LADS ;_;

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bray wyatt and goldust should fuck

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>Bray working with Goldust

Bray and golddust should team up

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Imagine the taste

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Please don't job out Goldust to Eater of Pins

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>bray feuding with goldust now
Kek

shut up bray you fat faggot

>>3137184
Cena-Ramen was originally scheduled for Survivor Series but Cena is gonna be doing the Bumblebee movie so they moved the feud up. We could still see Undertaker interfere, setting up Cena-Taker at Mania.

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>Bray v. Goldust
IS THIS GOLDUST'S BIG PUSH OR IS BRAY THAT BURIED?

GOLDIE NOOO

>goldust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgwRIP3dQU

>>3137229
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

>That pop for Bray

>>3137233
That's all I can do, Anonimous, imagine.

>Brayylmao
>Goldust

top fucking kek

>>3137186
Chubbs Fondue?

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>inb4 Black Reign vs. Bray Wyatt

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>2 jobbers

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BTFO

>>3137244

Some people don't know how to let hope die. I think that's what sustains Bray, the endless dreams of his followers.

and ASS.

Women wrestlers have very high protein diets, I wonder how many toilets they clog on the road

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>>3137245

>footfags

highly degenerate

what the fuck is Booker saying

Did Book just confirm Brayyy a jobber?

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>>3137237
Well he originally had his film schedule modified so he could do both but when Shinske dropped him on his head, that scared all the big wigs on the project so they said no wrestling during filing now.

WWE is begging them to let him to a SvS match.

>that kick sell by Bray

At least let it make contact with you before falling over.

Well, this is an odd matchup...but it may work

at least neither of these guys are black or samoan

>>3137259
shitskin detected. feets are the true white man's fetish

Dead crowd

did R-truth get injured?

>Face paint makes Balor stronger

Autism

>>3137259
that's the most vanilla fetish

>feuding with Golddust
Finally, a feud Bray can win!

Goldust has the best power slam in the WWE

>>3137269
this

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why did the thread die all of the sudden?

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>Bray vs golddust

Is this gonna end as a double count out with no winner?

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GOLDYYYY

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>>3137269

vaginal penetration for the sole purpose of breeding white babies is the ultimate

>all those Goldust hype videos
>Jobs to Bray

The fuck man...poor Goldie

Goldie deserves so much better

>>3137276
it's a toss up between him and Randy

>Goldust putting BrAyy over
meh

wow that shitty cross chop killed Goldy

> finish with no build
The fuck was that

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what ever happened with the Goldust R Truth feud? I remember they had a bunch of video vignettes back and forth, but was there ever a match or a blowoff to the feud? its like it was completely dropped

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>>3137277
RAM

Fagdust should've made out with him. I've no doubt that Gay Wyatt, the New Face of Queer would enjoy it.

Goldie for HoF 2018

GOLDDUST BTFO

>>3137270
right dude

>Goldie ate the pin
Guess that hope for a final title match is down the drain, huh?

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Oh, this is supposed to build for his Balor bullshit that they're still doing EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY BEATEN HIM WITHOUT THE MAKEUP.

>>3137276
This.

So is Goldust just a face again now?

What would you call a tag team with Goldust and Finn Balor?

Goldie doesn't deserve that

finn runs to the ring like a wee little lass

THAT LL BALOR CLUB POSTER

so what happend to Goldust's suprise at Summerslam, did they have to can it since they had to finish the R. Truth feud early?

>>3137302
MOMMY

>>3137290

it was dropped quickly, then goldust said he was going to return with a new protege to groom and shit

I CAN FEEL THE RATINGS DROP

>>3137290

They fought twice. Both times Goldie won overwhelmingly but the crowd wasn't feeling either.

>>3137307
Golden Twink

>you will never have Balor come in & save you

>>3137269
>white BOI SEETHING
No wonder your women are leaving you with your cuck fetishes

Holy fucking cringe

what the fuck are they wearing

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>>3137317

Book it, Vince.

>>3137292
I bet in your head, everyone laughed at this, didn't they?

>HE'S JUST A MAN
I just got the image of Bray not understanding kayfabe/gimmicks in my head and I'm laffin now.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T SEE YOU JOHN? YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.

>THE DEADMAN? HOW IS HE WALKING AROUND?

the guy with god tier promos jobbing to the boring swamp man


god is dead

BASED Sheasaro

How come Finn's running animation looks like he has a buttplug in?

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Charly got Trejo'd yesterday.

Reminder Goldust is still down from one(1) Sister Abigal

>>3137129

Look at this fucking faggot.

"Plea-please stop making fu-fun of us turn y-your attention to-to New J-Japan"

There are 30 things wrong with this fucking post, the least of which is a completely bullshit, inflated number by 23,000 people (The Royal Rumble only sold 52,000). Jesus fucking christ, the absolute STATE of E-drones. NJPW has sold out 30 of their last 31 shows. You're a faggot.

>>3137316
mostly because the crowd liked them as a team and there was no reason to split them up

>the eater of ass retiring Goldust on a random RAM

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>>3137318
I want to come in balor

>>3137314
Demon Balor? That would be pretty kino

Are these faggots wearing Attack on Titan jackets?

>>3137331

because he likes to hide his extra lego in his bum

>>3137334
He really looked really sad and out of shape..

>Seth Flommins

>>3137345
speaking of that whats up with all the anime shit in the crowd

>>3137345
They do the dbz fusion pose too i get the sense that they are weebs

Someone please save WWE

I AM A MISSILE
I AM A DRONE

Are....are they cosplaying as Taxi Driver?

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/a/ invasion angle

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I AM A MISSLE

>>3137346
I hope they destroy the shield twinks

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>>3137345
I'm surprised New Day hasn't done that one yet.

>>3137353
Ding-Dong Diddlybased

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>>3137353

So do they have a team move called "the bar" yet?

>>3137329
>boring swamp man

I know Goldust is from the south but I think you're getting to personal

>>3137365
I thought the line on Asuka's face was a break for her mouth like a South Park canadian

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>>3137352
They heard Asuka is coming.

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>>3137365

Now that's fucking cringe

>>3137365
>fat anime lover smarks

cringe

>>3137367

It should be more of a pun, like "Raising The Bar" with a lifted maneuver into a slam or something.

REGERTS?

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>>3137365
based

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SAVE US INOKI

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>>3137365
God bless WWEebs.

>>3137368
would have been cool if all of Goldust's feuds were through back and forth promos and video packages. Goldust mocking or doing a parody of Bray would have been interesting

>>3137374
He's quit thin, he's an anime chad.

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>Liberals

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>>3137281
feets are for foreplay ya pinhead
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>tyrone assmad that negress, beaner, and sand people feets are disgusting.
feets are the white man's fetish because only white women have god-tier feets

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how do you want your ratings, f@m?

BURN IT DOOOOOOOOWN

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>>3137389
this

WE ARE THE JOBBERS IN THE MAAAAAAAAAT

>its a Gallows and Anderson do the job episode
getting old

>>3137372
Post more small breasted women.

>le quirky humor xD

>>3137377
they could link arms and clothesline someone, acting as a literal bar to knock someone over because dey r da bar

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>>3137117
wew lad

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Ding dong diddly BASED

holy fucking cringe

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Ignore the spammer we're here

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>>3137363
S.stop anon my dick cant take anymore

guys

what happened to the hardy boyz?

You faggots jumping threads already?

Good brothers saving the day

>>3137389
Have sex.

It's the only way you can save your dying race.

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there is a simple way to fix this

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>Monsterhandle him
pls no god

>>3137427
stfu dude.. jesus

>>3137419

They're busy getting WOKE.

FEED THEM YOUR ENERGY

they should call him benzo amore, because he puts me to sleep.
ahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i wish i was dead

I don't know which thread to go to ): I guess I'll switch to MNF

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>hour and a half
>there have been 3 matches

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>>3137442

>watching niggerball

>>3137453
Apehoop ended months ago

>>3137453
thats basketball.

>>3137459
He's talking about nigger collision

>>3137459

>implying football isn't dominated by niggers

>>3137238
>that peek of areola
FlNNA BUST A NUT

>>3137472
doesnt matter, basketball has been niggerball for decades and decades, you dont get to change the name, you 12 year old

>DISNEY WORLD
>BATMAN

IT'S A 4 VS 4

batman wouldn't be at disney world, he's not a marvel character

ASUKA

ON RAW

STOCKS: FUCKING DEAD

Shut up, Dean.

>Fatsuka
another reason to not watch RAW

G O A T I N C O M I N G

Finally more Nia

nia's tits aren't big enough for as fat as she is

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>More Nia
Lemme bust out the bigguns.

BASED DRIFTER

>>3137531
lol, armpit titty cow