RAW OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

Based Big God

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Raw seems to be improving these past weeks dont you guys agree?

>>3136258
BASED STROWMAN CARRYING THE SHOW

/smack/ wins again.

Damn Strowman looking real jakked baby

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who here /SMACK/

Stream fags are so far behind. Get a dime and buy cable you poorfags

NINE ELEVEN
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

M-M-M-MUH TERRORIST ATTACK

>>3136276
Wait didnt carter run ya the fuck out?

>>3136246
>Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)
>>Turn on FLASH in Chrome or use FireFox

>>3136284
YOU DESERVE IT

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

>>3136276
Right here.

USA
USA
USA

If they wanted a moment of silence they should have just sent Jason Jordan out

Crowd is so fuckin dead lmao

FUCK THE USA

i don't love you, booker. i hate niggers.

>That guy laughing

Based

>>3136276
yo

ALLAHU AKBAR
IT'S SAMI ZAYN

USA ICHIBAN

CRINGE

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Inb4 Roman reigns comes out and the 911 moment of silence is interrupted by a sea of boos.

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>>3136293
kek

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>>3136276
i /SMAG/

/ourguy/ is there!

USA USA USA

>>3136276
Acá papi como siempre presente

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>>3136293

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>>3136293

>Freedom is not free

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>>3136276

>Brock
based

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oh no is Cena gonna bury /ourguy.?

>>3136309
Well, here he is anyway

>>3136309

Good prediction anon.

BASED BIG DOG IO GG

BIG DAWG
I
G

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo

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smackdown won this week already

>>3136311
Woah is that an actual size KO face?

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THE BIG GOD

>CENA VS STROWMAN

Smack getting destroyed

>>3136246
big doug time !1

>Roman's theme hits
>women and children: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
>men: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Based Big Dog

The longhair smark whose at every show with his mom is a curt hawkins mark

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>stealing Spider-man's symbol for a cheap pop

did Bray eat Jojo?

sheesh how long has roman been rocking that side boob

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bwahahaha

BBDWTFAS

Who is the ring announcer?

>Where's Auska sign

>opening your show with the small pupper

RAM already BTFO

Roman looking fat tonight

*crickets*

ANOTHER new theme for Jason Jordan

still silence for his entrance

>crickets

RAM is done, lads

What if Jason Jordan interferes at No Mercy?

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>Reigns v. Jordan
Now we have to cheer Jordan!

Not 1 single reaction

wtf, they open the show with a nigger and island trash?

> tfw you are actually hoping for a Cena burial

>Roman vs Jason Jordan
Only way to make Jason over

At least Roman isn't being forced into the main event and getting his time out in the shows opening.

Wow listen to that monstrous pop for Jason!

Where are they tonight? that hero academia is the fourth anime sign I've seen.

Based Black Son getting another big match

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Dat Jason Jordan silence

>Cole saying Big Match John
The meme is officially dead

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>not wearing Kurt's red, white, and blue ring gear
>on 9/11

>>3136356

My nigga getting THICC

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Are they saying Boo or Jason Jordan desperate push- urns???

>>3136353
Roman Rei > Ausukua

Just imagine Jason Jordan with Tamina

B A S E D
I O
G G

this how you counter monday night football returning. putting the dimes in the opens. BBD

They're still trying with Jordan eh? They should have him pin roman clean, people will love that!

>this match takes 21 minutes and John comes out an makes fun of Reigns for it

why is bmj with hair like 20 times more likeable

>>3136362
ugly and skinny, more fat ethnic strippers plz

>Vince burying Jordan again

It's not Jordan's fault that he was put into that god awful storyline

>>3136372
>>3136368
>>3136366

I really would actually enjoy a storyline where Jordan just tried to use nepotism to get his way at Raw however he wanted. "Daddy, can I get a title shot before the guy who deserves it?" "sure black son, sure".

>didn't shake his hand
Big Dog officially heel?

BASES ROMAN WORKING THE SMARKS INTO A FUCKING FRENZY

>>3136375
nobody is wearing anything patriotic
it was 16 years ago
just let it go

>crowd doesn't know what to do
sad to be honest

>>3136293
anon there's been enough deaths on this date

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>Jordan is the new Hawkins of RAW

We may finally be getting the Ramen heel turn we've been wanting.

>>3136388
Not getting squashed by Cena is going over these days

reminder that if you know what 'smark' means, you're a smark

>nothing motivates jordan quite like failure
He must be a pretty motivated guy then!

>>3136389
Hahaha xd so le quirky

>>3136394

For the best, if they want roman gone silence is the way. not booing him.

Will vince still love roman when he gets so fat the vest pops and he looks like rikishi?

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roman looking like a puerto rican kane

Aaannnndddd really kicks the show of with a piss break.

>>3136375
wearing flag colors on 9/11 is Islamophobic

BASED BIG DOG IMMUNE TO ACTUAL WRESTLING

Is Jordan wearing sneakers ? I thought wrestling boots were somewhat mandatory

>>3136391
nah, he has said. he is not a bad guy

>Im from anaheim
>completely forgot to get tickets for Monday night raw
>I'll have to live with myself forever missing a 9/11 edition of raw in my hometown


why god why

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>Braun vs. Cena tonight

>>3136407
>>3136409
SEETHING smarks detected

>>3136410
18 fucking plus

>1st MNF game is Vikings vs Saints
>RAM opens with Reigns vs Jordan

Lose lose for bith

>>3136415
reporting for terrorism

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>>3136388
>Jordan starts doing what they did with Gable
>Take Gable of TV for a few weeks so we wouldn't realize

>>3136386
This thick n ethnic enough for ya?

>>3136393
It has nothing to do with me. It has to do with the fans. They were literally chanting "USA" at the start of the show, and it was obvious they would care about it being 9/11.

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Would you worship these feet, /asp/?

CRIPPLER CROSSFACE

REELING

>>3136426
They don't care about 9/11, they just care about chanting.

>Roman kept pulling his face out of the crossface and had to stick it back in

solid selling.

Two guys that are at their best when they wrestle aggressively, both booked like underdog babyfaces

Really makes the poster below this one think

BASED BIG DOG

JORDAN CONFIRMED BLACK BENOIT

>Cole calling Cena "Big Match John"

We created that name right?

>>3136424

Her navel looks fucked. How is she so fucking thick with very minimal gut?

>>3136429
hi cathy!

is roman even strong? i never seen him do power moves on bigger people on samoan drops

>>3136386
I'll agree she is too skinny but you really have terrible taste in women

>>3136393
(you)

>>3136440
No you stupid virgin

B A S E D
I O
G G

>>3136440
No. JBL did.

>>3136429
What's Bailey Jay doing in WWE?

>>3136429
MOAR

>>3136420
love and hip hop ratings will be through the roof

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Reigns bout to beat this nigga ass!

>>3136424
>it used to be near impossible to get strip club locker room pics
>with smartphones and social media, they now flow like rain from the sky

>>3136321
Trump moved troops to Afganistan, the North Korea situation isn't improving and Washington is planning to invade Venezuela instead of organizing a coup d'etat like they did on 2002 because the Venezuelan right is too damn incompetent and stupid so they'd ruin it again. White trash and spics will fight those wars and they like wrestling>>3136321

>>3136444
he could kill you with a superman punch you little bitch

>>3136439
Appropriate, considering Jordan's charisma is practically dead like Benoit.

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>>3136246
Who here
/survived/ hurricane Irma got power back just in time to shitpost on this shit hole..

South FLORIDA west palm, home of MARALARGO checking in.

>>3136434
Clearly

>>3136440
No Ryback did, but we memed it onto reddit then JBL stole it from there.

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>>3136444

>>3136444
not really

i've seen him struggle to hit that deadlift powerbomb on smaller guys

>>3136444
he could kill you with a superman punch you little jew

>>3136450
BASED BIG AOG WORKING THE SMARKS!!

>>3136466
Checked and Based

>It's a "opponent watches their competition in a tv in some room while standing up the whole time" episode.

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>>3136454

>>3136444
You are the size of his leg. Shut up

>>3136466
have sex

>>3136476
They were sandbagging because like ya, they jealous of the BASED BIG DOG

>>3136476
Most the time that's when he fucks up on his momentum and struggles to do the rest instead of in a seamless motion

Is Asuka back tonight?

>>3136444
>Romarks triggered by this comment

spotted /ourguy/

Reigns clearly working heel.

>>3136480
I know standing must be hard for ya obese legs but normal people have no problem with it.

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Booker T sounds like Goldar... I can't unhear that...

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>>3136483
have 60+ women 1000s of times. it's over rated, rather shitpost here and fuck expensive sex dolls

>>3136466
Good to see you make it out alive Anon. Were you in the Irma threads on /pol/? Those were peak /comfy/

>>3136444
He could kill you with a superman punch you little midget

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>Live outside of ATL
>Trees may knock out power sooner or later
If the strippers stop, that meant a line dropped.

>>3136460
Well you still can't do it while on the floor (At least at "reputable" clubs).

>>3136480
The angle should bother you.

>>3136441
She eats her greens.

>>3136439
He wishes he had that heel heat.

that was a good suplex

>>3136498
nigga looks like goldar lmao

>>3136481
fuuuuck. I wanna breed em

>>3136500
i had no power man, i dont think any one from south FL did.

>>3136504
Do you have any thicc tanned strippers?

>>3136499
cringe

>>3136444
underage marks absolutely SEETHING at this post lmao

>>3136481
how is she allowed to go to work in whore outfits and shoes that show off her toes

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Stocks: Down

>>3136518
>tumblr
Cringe

>>3136444
He'd superman punch you so hard, you'd drop 4 clothing sizes ya fatass midget pinhead

>reigns getting jason over

>>3136504
cringe

roman getting jordan over

>>3136492
TLC

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505129350919.webm

i member

I hate how the commentary are always too busy babbling about random bullshit that when someone in the match actually does a spot, they have to suddenly start screaming WOW OH MY. worse still when Booker T is in the middle of saying something and Cole starts his fake reactions and Booker ignores it to keep trying to finish his thought.

fans are all on muscle relaxers

>>3136424
>>3136504
MOAR PLS

JASON GETTING OVER BROTHER

>>3136444
He could kill you with a superman punch you fucking faggot

>>3136444

He's a skinnyfat faggot. Why you think he never takes off the vest?

This match has been shit.

Based big dog getting the best outta an opponent as per usual

Jordan is absolutely humiliating Roman with these moves, I don't care if Roman wins.

>>3136528
yeah this drives me crazy

VINCE IM BEGGIN YA

>>3136424
That slut is gonna have to suicide by 50 with those shit tats

love half hour snorefest opening matches

>>3136527
amerifats btfo
based canada

>>3136444
He could superman punch you into an alternate reality ya ding-dong diddly midgetetty

20min+ why is wwe show so much wrestling this early on.

>22 minutes in

felt like a fuckin hour

>>3136540
t. white person

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the look of disbelief is silly

BURIED

>>3136544
this

>Roman's a vet
>Jordan's a rookie

Weren't they together at NXT at some point?

What a shit spear

SHOULDA USED THE BOWFLEX, BROTHER

Que John Cena

>>3136246
Jason Jordan is a good wrestler

JESUS IS IN THE FRONT ROW!

>>3136528
Michael Cole is probably the worst commentator EVER

He couldn't sell excitement if it was free

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vince. plz stop

>Roman gets tired of selling
>superman punch
>spear
>match over
every time

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>taking this long to beat a rookie

what a nice, firm handshake

BBD squashing yet another pretender OOOOOYAAAA

Really shouldn't be using Reigns 'respect' to try to get anyone over

>Roman still face
cringe

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>>3136508
based

CHARLY LOOKIN GOOT

damn even with a hat on cena looks old

>Undertaker beat Cena years ago and shook his hand
>Roman beat Undertaker and shook Jordan's hand

>>3136555
I like him. Nice 4D chess by Vince this week getting the crowd to care about him.

ooo fuggg. charly lookin' real jacked baby tonight

Has Jordan ever won a match?

>>3136551
they should both go back there tee bee haitch

>>3136565
Have sex

here comes the cringe promos

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>Chrissley with Y2J
Still won't top Eric Andre's.

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>tfw the entire build up of the Cena/reigns match is "we both could barely beat Jason Jordan. But I will crush you."

JERCHO AND CHRISLEY??? ALL OF MY DING-DONG DIDDLY DIMES

>JERICHO
>CHRISLEY
HOLY FUCKING BASED! BIG DIMES! VINCE HAS GOTTA BE SEETHING!

BASED JERICHO AND CHRISLEY

BEST TAG TEAM EVER

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BASED CHRISLEY RETURNS TOMORROW WITH JERIGOAT

>BMJ about to bury Roman for the 3rd straight week

FUCKING BASED

>Jordan not ignoring the shake to push himself more over then any other man
All you have to do is be mean to Roman to get in good with the crowd.

Who even watches a TV at an angle like that?

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SOON

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>>3136547

>>3136534
Post your chest

>>3136583
Nice Pepe, saved.

Jason's pretty mediocre, Gable's the Michaels

whoa jericho on the todd chrisley's show?

that's like the mega powers!

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Charly got blacked by LL Cool J yesterday.

>>3136589
Chrisley knows best, you stupid idiot.

No joke, America Made looks like a good movie.

>>3136599
>those stands
LA was a mistake

>>3136585

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505129425085.webm

BASED JERICHO
VINCE, STEPH & AUSTIN BTFO

>>3136582
Jesus... Thinking about hitting up ATL just for the strippers.

So is Chrisley bottoming for Jericho tomorrow night?

>>3136569
>Taker vs Jeff and Taker shook his hand too
Except Taker is worth a lot more stock than Roman

>>3136599
LL looking real jacked

>>3136499
Then try fucking women your own age, not grandmas.

>>3136592
WWE SOUPERSTARS

>>3136599
>LA hat
>Colts shirt
stupid cunt

>>3136595

Imagine seething so hard you ask to see pics of another man's chest.

>>3136602
it's...it's the hard cam

>>3136599
ll gripping darren kinda hard there

>>3136606
>Chrisley
>Bottoming for anyone

Class, not ass.

>>3136599
LL seems more interested in Darren

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

So... He just stood there waiting for Cena?

RAPADOOOOOOO

>woman being murdered in the front row

holy shit some bitch REALLY loves Cena

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Someone fucking shut that screaming girl up.

>>3136592
No one, Vince is just stupid in wanting to "make movies."

>>3136540
Eh, I'm indifferent honestly. Sometimes they're gross, sometimes they're great.

what the fuck is that goat sacrifice I'm hearing right now

lmao BBD standing in the ring for the last 10 minutes

YA CANT C ME

I just noticed the ramp's only like a yard and a half, that's a big stage

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>>3136617

>that shrieking harpy

THAT FUCK BNHA POSER LMAO

>>3136635
for you

>>3136617
oh shit son

Oh shit 2 mics, Roman totally flnna ding-dong diddly get it boys.

>>3136628

JESUS CHRIST. You gotta have a 13 incher to hit that from the back

Time for another worked shoot segment

TACTICAL PANTS

BASED BMJ BRINGING THE BANTZ

Are they gonna shoot again?
I just noticed /ourguy/ in the audience with the long hair and white shirt

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>My WWE Academia
Were there any OPM signs back when it was airing?

roman btfo

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>My WWE Academia

BALEEBIN

>>3136246
someone in the crowd sure is excited

>>3136628
>stripper posting is the only thing making these threads tolerable

thanks stripper anon, are most of these from instragram?

>>3136640
>>3136651
>>3136654

Anyone screenshot it?

Letssss gooooooo cena has his shuffle ready

>First hour is just Roman and Cena bs.

Fucking RAW.

Where's BMAJ?

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>Keep it to one sentence
>Cause it's my yard

wow what the fuck is Roman even talking about

NEW

>>3135855

>>3135855

>>3135855

This nigga Regins for real?

>big match john
>doesn't know about great matches
sure thing Roman

Puny Pupper BTFO

lel, Human Centipede reference

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Wtf I love John Cena now.

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Cena is a monster

>>3136666
fucking based

>>3136658
Look in the damn crowd the guy keeps putting it up

that's a lie roman!

Stop it Big Match John! He's already dead!

>spin anything

spinner belt coming back, guys!

DAY IN AND DAY OUT

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It's funny cause Cena's match with Jordan was better than Roman's!

>>3136657
To be honest, it's worse, Tumblr. I mostly use it for SFM and Skyrim modding.

NEW

>>3135855

>>3135855

>>3135855

NEW

>>3135855

>>3135855

>>3135855

NEW

>>3135855

>>3135855

>>3135855

>>3136666
THIS

What's the end game here? Roman is bad period

YO BITCH ASS

>>3136688
Idk. I guess Roman will just cuss at him. Nice double dubs btw

Ain't ding-dong diddly got it in ya homes.

>>3136688
Passing of the torch

Ooooooo he called him a bitch again
Based big dog

Did one of you guys ITT write Roman's promo

>>3136614
Imagine being so fat you call Roman reigns fat in order to feel better about yourself

>>3136711
Carter wrote this promo

>>3136688
showing that roman doesn't have what it takes to be the top guy

> ding-dong diddly bitch

>I know a guy

BASED

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Consider me a drug test, you ain't gettin pass me

>>3136729

>worked

>>3136686
>Pre-game thread #0
Really makes me go hmmmm

>>3136771
thats laffin at not with right

>>3136782
autism

>>3136797
Correct, but some writer probably thought that was the best line ever.

>>3136779
You're a loser

>>3136802
>Says the guy who thinks naming RAM threads like this is le ebin funny joke

>>3136654
Erasernetty never drew a dime

>>3136860
autism

>>3136886
Double autism

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Bomb chance out of 10