RAM pre-game thread #0

impossible to be more based

>>3135855
Based Inoki-san

based

>>3135855
>WWE HOFer

>>3135855
>>3135893
>>3135905
>>3135909
>>3135913
cringe

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>>3135913

>>3135927
who dis?

>>3136019
me

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>>3136019

>>3135926
cringe

>>3136051
keep 'em coming

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>>3136068

Yes sir.

>>3135855
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)

>Turn on FLASH in Chrome or use FireFox

>>3136075
>>3136051
>>3135927
CUTE

>it's nothing but Inoki and trap posting

Worse 9/11 ever

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>>3136079

You would? How?

>>3136075
>>3135927
>>3136051
The Tumblr tag in the file name proves dis ain't you Carter

>>3135855
I will watch RAM for the first time in months just because Inoki is in OPs' image.

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>>3135855

>>3135919
cringe

>>3136093
>>3136103
cringe

>>3136087
holy yum how big is her penis!

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/asp/, if you can't take me at my diddliest, than you sure as hell don't deserve me at my doodliest.

>>3136110
cringe

>>3136112
now thats just cringeworthy

>>3136093
same here Inoki-bro!

>>3136139
cringe

>>3136156
worked

>>3135855
SAVE US INOKI

>>3136080
kek

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>RAM

STROWMAN VS CENA ANNOUNCED TONIGHT!!!

>>3136159
>>3136195
cringe

>>3136234
damn i might actually watch

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who /only watching for enzo emma and braun/ here

also alicia fox but shes probably not on

Fuck modern family

>>3136250
based foot goddess emma

>My wife likes Roman more than she likes me
the state of Romarks

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>>3136250
take away enzo and yes, pretty much.
>tfw we will never have crazy monster heel Foxy giving us wet and messy fetishes ever again

>>3136250
yum

>>3135855
BE RESPECTFUL LADS

>global universe

>Bin Laden working the crowds so hard that they're still thinking about it sixteen years later.

HAPPY 9/11 XD

I LOVE YOU BOOKER

>>3136298
MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

>>3136286

yeah what the fuck is that

>Dragon Loli sign
>Braun fan
based

>>3136250

There's actually a fair amount of people I enjoy on both rosters, but I want more /Dana and Foxy/. There's so much talent that just gets brushed to the wayside, I feel like there should be a 3rd brand (other than NXT) sometimes.

ITS A BEAST OF A NIGHT

>That Where's Auska sign

>>3136320
>Dragon loli sign

Wut?

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT (that Roman interferes in Cena vs Strowman)

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>They're burying Jordan AGAIN

damn they really are burying Jordan, aren't they?

>>3136371
yes

>>3136358
..M..MY WIFES SON

Roman going full heel tonight lads

>>3136239
cringe

DATS WAT IM TALKEEN BOUT RIGHT DERE

>>3136239
>le cringe xD

FUCKING KEK they had to replay a standard suplex because Roman actually did one

BASED JORDAN WITH THE CAPTURE SUPLEX

Jordan is humiliating Roman with the moves, jesus christ.

>No mercy Arc

Kek they need to tell Cena to go easy this is getting ridiculous

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where my /GOAT/ bros

STOP IT JOHN HE'S DEAD ALREADY

YOOO CENA IS SHOOTING

roman getting schooled again baka

OOH HE SAID THE B WORD AGAIN

J U S T

NO MERCY IN BMJ'S DOJO

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HE SAID THE B WORD!!!!!!

>>3136681
BASED BMJ

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this isn't a bury. this is a fucking mass grave

>it's another "Cena wins a promo because he's allowed to break kayfabe and his opponent is not" episode

b-bring your b-bitch ass back here john

OOOOH SNAPS ROMAN SAID A BAD WORD AGAIN EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC

>RECORD REVENUE!

>"Get your b b bitch ass back here"
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

>Blatant lies

Vince really is delusional

>ticket sales are great
what did he mean by this?

>REVENUE SKY HIGH

FUCKING KEK

>Roman literally making up financials and attendance

h-h-hard cam

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>TICKET SALES ARE SKY HIGH

BASED


ROMAN GOING IN ON CENA

>ticket sales high
>revenue high

Whew, this definitely isn't a shoot, they're keeping kayfabe alive

ROMAN IS SO BAD HOLY SHIT

Roman killing it here.

I'm very uncomfortable with all this bad language, WWE needs to go in another direction

>Revenue is sky high
lol Reigns confirmed to be the sky high revenue shitposter

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>Roman's new gimmick is dropping the B-bomb.

>Ticket sales are great

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>ticket sales are great
false
>revenue is skyhigh
profit is in the shitter

nice try vince

Some fucking writer stole our memes!

>I know a guy

Based Roman.

BRO

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>Roman thinks he draws dimes
>Roman thinks John isn't above this
>Roman thinks John isn't here out of pity because sales were down
Who wrote this, Vince?

Why is Ramen slipping into his weird ghetto nigger accent?

BIG BANT JOHN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASED JOHN

holy fucking fuck

Why can Roman Reigns never beat John Cena on the mic?

Roman Fake News Reigns.

>>3135855
ALL THESE FUCKING LIES. ROMAN IS THE HEEL

LIKE A DRUG TEST

FUCK
ROMAN
FUCKING DEAD

Why is Roman Leakee so cringe bros?

RAMEN VERBALLY BTFO

CENA SHOOTING FROM THE FUCKING HIP

>i know a guy

ARE THEY ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THIS?

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absolutely the true goat holy fucking shit

ROMAN FUCKING OBLITERATED

DAMN KILLED THAT NIGGA

I cannot get past a drug test

BASED BMJ COOKING ROMANS BITCH ASS ON THE MIC

vince gotta be writing romans promos. this is some bullshit

Shit John calm the fuck down

BASED
THE ONLY MAN THAT CAN HOLD BMJ BACK NOW IS INOKI HIMSELF

So who is /guy/? The Rock or Batista?

That was pretty fucking good

Reigns confirmed druggie

PETTY PUP BTFO

>>3136739
His uce is starting to shine thu

Who's ready for Braun and John to save WWE?

Jesus Fucking Christ Cena that was uncalled for

>Homes
So Juan Cena is back?

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>Roman "Revenue" Reigns

Was out and missed the first half hour to walk right into a Cena vs Roman promo. What did I miss?

>>3136758
lose the drugs and get a clue pal

This is the best feud ever.

>IT'S BOSS TIME
Kill me now.

Anyone got a pic of the BNHA poster

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fuck a shovel. BMJ is bring a backhoe to No Mercy

>>3136774
Sit the fuck down pinhead

>>3136777

An ok match between ramen and my black son

>>3136744

Cena knows how to follow a script while keeping himself fluid enough to play to the elements, where roman solely follows the script. This one isn't necessarily an issue with him as much as the writers and the insistence that noone go beyond it. Cena just gets the ability to by his years of action and name.

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>>3136776
>niggers

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>>3136762
FUCKING THIS

>>3136777
Really good match between Roman and Jason Jordan. That's it other than the promo.

>>3136762
Would he though or would he nod approvingly?

>>3136788
For a whole thirty minutes?

>>3136777

babygril utterly shredded and btfo beyond recognition

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Why didn't they let Roman get something out of this? His better lines were flat out lies

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>John 'I gotta get the last word' Cena BTFO and worked by the Big Dog

>>3136789
roman sucks at riffing. he doesn't have the wit for it and he's always monotone on top of that.

>>3136785
>He thinks Cena is going over

My sweet summer child...

>>3136799

Yep. of course you had the required murica dick sucking to start it off with

Dude cena is making Roman look so fucking dumb and he's still gonna lose. I kinda hope this really is them putting Roman in his place but we all know roman needs the heat from beating John

this doesn't help anyone, Cena is still Cena and Roman just looks worse and worse

>>3136730
Technically true, aggregate ticket sales are rising because they are doing more house shows, tickets per house show (or percent of capacity) is way down. Revenue is high, a lot due to the tv deal which increases the payout every year.

On paper, the company is doing fine, hence the stock price being relatively stable near the top of its year to date range. But if you know anything about the actual product, it's shit and looks to be shit for the foreseeable future.

>>3136789
More like Cena is one of the very few guys with the special privilege of getting out of the script

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>yfw flippygookfags will never know this joy

>>3136803
*roman posted, as he passed the blunt to jimmy*

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>Vince looking at Cena backstage

>>3136818
b-b-but muh work rate!

>tumornator

Oh god it'll never not be funny

Daily reminder that half of these kids are already dead

BASED LANCE THE TUMORNATOR DRAWING BIG DIMES

BASED TUMORNATOR

BASED LANCE THE TUMORNATOR

Tumornator? More like Tardminator

The TUMORNATOR?

WTF

how is wwe getting away with that IM FUCKING CRYINGG

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>The Tumornator
Creative wishes they could write that.

>>3136798
Obviously, but Inoki would be the only one capable because he can win verbal battles with a single slap

WHERE'S LITTLE LUNGS

THE TUMORNATOR BROTHER PUT THE BELT ON HIM

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>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet

BMJ forgetting hes not on shootdown live anymore.

>>3136841
F

#GiveEmmaAnEntrance

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>Double Double LEE
>The Tumornator
Bless their little hearts

Is the tumornator related to andre? He looks like him

Emma > Sasha. Only virgins will disagree.

>>3136832
Who are you to doubt El Dand - i mean Big Lance the Tumornator?

>Using sick kids to get over

What the fuck is Vince's major malfunction?

>>3136835
The black kid doesn't get a promo

What did they mean by this?

ITS EVERYONES "FAVORITE" "WOMAN" "WRESTLER", THE HOSS

>>3136852
both are uggos without professional makeup

>The Tumornator

Never drew a dime.

>>3136841
Buried by Tumornator

WHERE'S ASUKA

>>3136856
That is all Stephanie

emma's tapping out in 3...2...1....

>>3136824
I'm starting to think Vince is actually a cuck letting his top guys do whatever they want.

>gross rat on commentary
Muted

>>3136857
He'd probably say nigga like 50 times

>>3136818
KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>3136835
who is this cum drum?

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IT'S HOSS TIME

>>3136871
this

NIA BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

How do I get Nia Jax into bed, guys?

Are you like most girls /asp/?

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>Nia in leggings

Nia looks like someones angry mom at Target

>>3136803
Hi Roman!

>>3136871
Stop being antisemitic, Israel has a right to exist

NIA BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPS

>>3136877
this looks autistic as fuck

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>nia's tits as she walked

Hahahahaha they don't give a single fuck about sashit and emmut

NIA'S BIG FAT TITS IN STREET CLOTHES

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I miss womyn's wrestling pre-feminism

>>3136882

no because i have a penis some girls have a penis anon

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>THICC ass Nia

BASED BIG MOCHA MILKIES COME TO SAVE COMMENTARY

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Has nia gotten fatter since last Monday?

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imagine getting a footjob from Emma

>>3136881
A bucket of KFC and some burgers

>>3136898

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>Nia Jax in street clothes
Kinda cute. Gotta bust out the big girls now.

>>3136857
>>3136873
He was related to Lavarr Ball.

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>>3136893

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Nia will never crush my skull between her buttocks

It's totally like Cena Vs. The Rock except not interesting unless you're an easily impressed Plebbitor.

>>3136898

I want to fuck that jew ass.

>I'm not like most girls
>who only weigh one hundred pounds
>and aren't covered in fatty mounds
>lucky for McD's I'm not like most girls

>>3136899
I think her tits have

>>3136898
HOLY FUCKING YUCK
IM DING-DONG DIDDLY PUKE

>>3136894
>sex doesn't sell you stupid goys
t. Steph 2017

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Why is her HAND SO SMALL

>>3136898
kys carter

>>3136918
she's a midget

>>3136877
thefuck did I just watch?

>>3136918

Because she's a kike midget

>>3136918
Damn, my dick would look huge in those hands

>>3136918
CUTE

>>3136905
are there any white people left in america?

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THOTPOSTER GET OUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3136918
It makes them easier for hand holding.

>>3136877
I want to take that red head to pound town

>>3136918
womanlet jew

>>3136918
IT'S A BIRTH DEFECT

>>3136918
The better to milk your prostate with.

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>replying to it

get a clue, download 4chanx, apply filter

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>nia braps

real talk nia's voice is lovely. i could listen to her read diner menus.

>>3136918
It's easier to pick up change off of the ground

this match is a lot longer than it needs to be

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>>3136932

nia's commentary makes me sleepy

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>>3136894

>Nia confirmed a Blissfag but is putting aside their friendship because she wants the title

>>3136898
I wanna tribute this and send it to Lexi so I can let her know how much I love her!

Nia sounds like she's being fed limes

Wtf show nia I wanna fap

>>3136949
filtered

>tfw stream died

Emma is literally perfect, why does Vince prefer a midget jew, a fat samoan and a literal horse?

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Nia in street clothes

I KNEW SHE WAS GOOT

Y'ALL SLEEPING ON THE THICCNESS

>>3136951
>that photographer

>>3136905
THICCC

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>the fact that nia and alexa are best friends IRL makes these kayfabe segments even more enjoyable

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>>3136918
she's 12

Cole STOP MAKING NOISES

OH

OO

OOO

AH

>>3136961
that fat samoan knows a guy

>>3136961
she's thieving aussie scum

>>3136927
filtered

Nia working my dick into a shoot

>>3136918
HAHAHAHA

look at that trex paw

>this video package
why?

>>3136985
Because mike lient is up next

Kek, Big Show landed so gaily

>>3136981
>>3136981
>>3136981
NEW

>>3136981
>>3136981
>>3136981
NEW

>>3136981
>>3136981
>>3136981
NEW

>>3136985
Because Braun is based

NEW

>>3136938

>>3136938

>>3136938

NEW

>>3136938

>>3136938

>>3136938

NEW

>>3136938

>>3136938

>>3136938

NEW

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>>3136938

>>3136938

>>3136994
>this earlier
You deserve a special place in hell

>>3136994
Have sex pinhead

which divas you think have been BROCKED

lesnar is so manly you never notice he has pouty gayboy lips

>>3136994
30 posts early nigger faggot

>>3137003
Just Sable and Corny's wife

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>>3136994
>>3136999
>3 or -1
Both options are so enticing.

>>3137003
Jericho

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>>3136994
>>3136999

CRINGE

>>3136994
>30 posts early

fucking kill yourself

>>3136999
rekt

kys INOKI spammer desu

>>3136999
Fuck off

>>3137003
He legit seems like he's on the spectrum, so probably less than you'd imagine.

>>3137004
>Lesnar
>Lips

NEW

>>3136938

>>3136938

>>3136938

NEW

>>3136938

>>3136938

>>3136938

NEW

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>>3136938

>>3136938

>>3137037

Piss off.

>>3136981
>>3136981
>>3136981
We're all in here, ignore the spammer

BASED BEAST AND JEW

>>3137052
>making threads 30 posts early to allow this thread not to hit bump limit and Inoki to keep being bumped

kys Inoki spammer

>>3137052
worked

>>3138742
>>3138747
cringe

>>3138747
Whatever helps ya sleep at night

>>3138846
carter mad as fuck

>>3139568
this

>>3138846
>>3139568
>>3140291
cringe

>>3140308
You got any other words in your vocabulary, asshat?

>>3141286
worked

>>3140308
>being this mad