>Roman wears the vest because he has a shit bod-

>>3135768
>-y
Nice definition you got there island-nigger.

>>3135768
Compared to Cena, Batista, Haitch, Brock. Yeah he does

>>3135768
he does have a relatively shitty body, but his italian genetics saved him from looking like Samoa Joe, etc.

>>3135772
Lets see your body

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>>3135780
MAMMA MIA

>>3135781
Unless John Cena does actually post on /asp/, he's not in the position of being the top guy of a wrestling company, so his body is irrelevant to this conversation.

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This is what a real top guy should look like

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And like this

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And like this

>>3135768
I want to rub my ding-dong diddly dick on his ding-dong diddly tattoos

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>>3135788
You fat smarks talk so much shit about Romans body but want guys like fat manlet Owens or neckbeard midget Bryan to be the face of the company. Just stop being jealous betas and go watch your bingo hall wrestling if you hate Vince/Roman so much.

>>3135768

>that's the best that photoshop could do.

>>3135768
He wears the vest because he claims it hurts too much when they punch his tits.

>>3135815
You just know Roman's fucked Nikki behind Cena's back. I hope he just comes out and uses it as fuel for their feud.

>>3135815
Jesus christ, who dresses this guy.

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>>3135768
>y

>>3135827
Lets see your Wal-Mart wardrobe you fat disgusting obese smark cuck.

Romans watch alone is worth more than ya mammys/daddys house dont ya ever fucking forget that punk!

>y
Defo not a bad body, but also defo not the body of the face of the company, and that just doesn't justify his kayfabe powerhouse status.

>>3135840
It's revealing that instead of actually sticking up for Roman's body or attire, you just resort to attacking the person making the comments.

I mean, you know he looks bad, we can just take that for granted.

>>3135845
>>3135852
>implying Roman couldnt snap your fragile numale smark necks with his bare hands if he wanted to

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>>3135815
>zip up jumper under a suit jacket

>>3135873
You sound like a nigger.

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>>3135885
Wow great argument there. /pol/ kiddies are so incapable of producing original thoughts they must hurl racist insults when backed into a corner like scared lil abused dogs. Hahaha

The Big God and I will pray for you.

>>3135873
Yeah, again, that doesn't matter. I'm like 155 pounds, it doesn't matter it he could snap me in half.

I wanna see you mount a meaningful defense for Roman's body and his attire relative to the position he's in without mentioning anybody in this thread or using the work "smark".

>>3135896
>muh ebil /pol/ boogeyman shitting up my safe space
kys cuck

>>3135903
Roman has a decent body and this >>3135768 scientific photographic evidence proves my statement you vertically challeneged drooling retard.

>>3135908
Grow up pol kiddies

>>3135915
Decent isn't good enough for the top guy in WWE. Cena, Batista, Lesnar, Rock, all of these guys were a damn sight better than decent.

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>>3135915
BASED

>>3135918
Im sure if Roman was in some obscure ChingChongBingBong bingo hall wrestling promotion in Japan b4 coming to WWE you smarks would be drooling over him

>>3135768
This is a pic from 2015 around WrestleMania time. That's the least shape he could get into considering the push he was on, and he was booked to go over Brock at the time before the finish changed with Seth.
Show me a pic from 2017 or any time after the Wellness failure for that matter.
He's an outta shape lard boi deal with it marks.

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>>3135939
Romans arm is the size of your torso, sit the fuck down you limp wristed smark before you break a nail.

>>3135928
>Cena
>Batista
>Lesnar
>Rock
Please name the Japanese promotion these guys wrestler for before coming to WWE.

>>3135928
if he had been in some obscure ChingChongBingBong bingo hall wrestling promotion he might had had the experience to be half decent

>>3135953
There are plenty of guys who came up purely through WWE's developmental without wrestling outside first and still managed to become great. Roman's been at this for close to a decade and he still sucks on the mic. Experience isn't an excuse.

>>3135953
Clearly hes better than your indie darlings if he is one of the top merch sellers and face of the company for past 3+ years

>>3135957
leave the goalposts alone, Mark, they could break if you keep moving them around

>>3135957
>clearly he's better than your indie darlings because he gets pushed to the moon by an out of touch old man

>>3135951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RqxR872uw

I mean, it's not a wrestling thing. But if I was a troll, I would definitely pretend like this was some sort of wrestling promo.

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>>3135947
>that gut
>that lack of any definition on the chest

>>3135956
Yeah, I slipped there. We got some great stars from WWE developmental.

Roman just happens to not be one of them

>>3135958
Mad cause your favourite bingo hall indie darling of the month will NEVER achieve the success Roman has?

This is some of the lamest, most scattershot shitposting I've ever seen. For the love of god, pick a point and stick with it, man.

>>3135964
I think you got some cheeto dust in ya eyes you fat smark

>>3135967
Ad Hominem, cuck :^)

>>3135970
I think you got some tears in ya eyes ya seething spluttering anti-smarklet

>>3135971
Haha you know your BOTHERED when ya have to resort to passive aggressive posting hahaha

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>>3135976
You get tears in your eyes everytime ya look in the mirror

Ramen would be more over with women and THE GAY COMMUNITY if he didn't wear the vest

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>>3135986
Roman is already over as fuck with the ladies and children. Hmmm, come to think of it when ya look out in the crowd and see the people booing him its usually overweight neckbeard smarks hmmm really makes one think.

>>3135995
those are nice boobs

>>3135995

Yet those "overweight neckbeard smarks" are the only ones over the age of 14 who actually go to the shows.

So yeah really does make one think.

>>3135824
If his skin had any more blur applied to it he could be on Met Art.

>>3135995

HOLY FUCKING YUM

>>3135995
Suddenly we value the opinions of women and children?

> Couldn't reverse tombstone Taker
> "Obese" Bray did with a broken ankle

He's weak as fuck, may as well have a twink body

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>>3135824
>photoshop

>>3135964
>>gut

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>>3135835

Is there anything more pathetic than Roman Reigns marks' defending their husbando and his shit body?
You are a grown man whiteknighting for a fellow man online, and saying he has an awesome hot jacked body.
Lotta you guys need to have a deep honest conversation with yourselves about your true motivations behind this..........

>>3135967

Bryan ended the 30th anniversary of WM by going over all of Evolution by himself and holding both the WHC and WWE titles with the entire crowd cheering him.

It took all of the Shield to beat Evolution, and Roman will never accomplish any of those other things as well, especially the getting cheered part.

Bryan feuded with Cena and had crowd support, but most importantly held his own on the mic in a twenty minute segment, Roman got owned beyond repair in less than two minutes.

Okada Tanahashi and Naito make more money than Reigns, have better matches, actually have fans and respect, and don't come out to their former stables themes or in their gear, and try to ride off that former glory while striving to remember shitty Vince McMahon promo's.

You never have, and never will hear Daniel Bryan or Okada talking about Jack and the Bean Stalk.


Oh yeah and Daniel Bryan has a good looking wife, Roman doesn't.

>>3135815
Bryan legit has a better physique

>>3135768
well it's better then mine

>>3135928
gb2 >>>/pol/

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BBDWTOS

>>3135957
Styles & Owens are top merch sellers without even a fraction of the push

>>3135995
Most obvious plants I've ever seen, holy fucking CRINGE

>>3135768
Worked by a legit evidence

why is he so weak? football training body strength? bad technique? too gassed ?

>>3139798
Did Vince seriously hug him for like an hour? He really likes the Samoan D.

Isn't it funny how ALL the evidence of Roman having this awesome sweet jacked body comes from WM 31? All these photos and videos ITT were taken on that day, Roman has never looked like this since then, and nobody can post any evidence to prove me wrong.
The guy got in shape for 1 Mania, and has never looked like that since.
Sad!!

>>3139827
Probably a bit of everything. That dead lift powerbomb he does looks awesome when executed correctly.
https://youtu.be/ZzRh22Acqps?t=12m23s

>>3139798
>Xavoer Woods is the waterboy

Kek

>>3139840
Its actually ever since his wellness violation. Whatever he took must have kept his body fat down.

>>3139780
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
>>>/OUT/

>>3135826
please dis

>>3139852
That's not how you correctly execute a Schoolboy Bomb

>>3135964
Stop.

>>3135768
He looks like a small hound compared to Brian Cage or Big Poppa Pump.

Remember in the 2nd Shield vs Evolution match, HHH shoot tore Reigns' vest off to shame him for having a shitty upper body, and Roman spent the rest of the match pulling his pants up over his belly sag and hiding his tors from the cameras?
That was a pretty loud and clear message from the Office.

>>3139780
>Bryan
>held his own on the mic
kek the guy who got btfo on mic by Orton is suddenly a competent promo
gg

>>3140051
This is a pathetic lie even for anti-smarklets

>Only able to post pictures of Roman from a few years ago

He's not in good shape anymore.

>>3140088
Seriously.
ALL of the pics/vid ITT are from WM 31 weekend.
He got in shape for ONE MANIA
ONE
He's never been seen without the vest on since.
Absolutely pathetic for the supposed "top guy" in WWE, historically the body guy promotion.

>>3140065
>Forgetting when Bryan kept fellating Orton on mic calling him pretty and handsome

>>3135947

Mirin Roman's arms here but he needs to cut. It's surprising because Vince loves huge lean guys yet Roman probably has the highest BF% of any top guy in the last 10-15 years aside from JBL (who only got his push for making Vince money)

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I dislike Roman as much as the next guy, but shitting on his body is ridiculous. Neither Austin nor Rocky were any leaner. Neither were any of the other big stars of the AE like Kane and Taker, though they were a lot bigger and stronger and had the whole monster gimmick going for them.

>>3140436
this Hogan he didn't even have abs and Flair had an awful body

>>3135956
Who in the last five years?? Stroman?

>>3135957
>guy who wins every feud is top merch seller

really made me think!!

>>3140051
this never happened

>>3140648
Dont be mad your indie darlings will never draw a dime

>>3140759

Bryan and Punk both sold more merch. Punk outsold Reigns so far by a long shot.

Currently Bullet Club and Naito merch are selling more than Reigns merch by a long shot.

Shut up already.

>>3135768
He has a good body, i don't know why he uses it, but he looks hot in it.

>>3140800
Wheres your scientific photographic evidence to back this claim up. Ill wait.

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Uhhh... does Ramen still wear the same ring gear and come out to the same music as when he was in the Shield... OVER THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO???

That bitch is as stale as stale can get! At least the idiot stopped entering thru the crowd. That's cool when you're three mercenaries with masks, not when your one single dick who can't let go of the past because his best years are behind him. So pathetic.

>>3140862
hey carter

>>3141398
If it aint broke dont fix it, Reigns consistently gets the loudest reaction every week and thats a shoot brother. If fans were apathetic towards him than it would be a problem

>>3139267
Nigga needs to do some more bench presses

The look is assigned to them mostly although I don't like it, it is semi-distinctive so whatever. The one thing that bugs me is that he's wearing what is designed to look similar in design and practice as the shields body protection suits but it's completely without affect. When somebody hits it, nobody acts like they just hit hard something hard, which is fine, but he still acts like he just got reamed directly on skin.

>>3139856
>Whatever he took must have kept his body fat down
hol' up
Didn't he get busted for taking "prescription" Adderall? Adderall, aka dextroamphetamine which is an appetite suppressant. It all makes sense now.