>Attitude Adjustment >Opponent's attitude is not adjusted

>wrestlemania
>a music segment and celebrities

Based Cena breaks their backs making them humble

>wwe
>no one is entertained

>>3133000
>the F-U
>nobody gets fucked in the ringt.

>The People's elbow
>Only one person does it

>It's boss time!
>she's an employee

>>3133028
She still alive? Thats good i guess.

>This is my yard now!
>Is just a regular ring

>THE BIG DOG IS ON THE HUNT
>A relatively large fellow walks out to fake wrestle

>Hear voices in his head
>Doesn't act like a lunatic psychopath

>Has the best submission of the roster
>Proceeds to show to the world how effective it is using against his wife and son

>Catching flies, in his mouth
>Doesn't taste like freedom

>"I'm the best in the world!"
>taps in under 3

>SOMEBODY GON' GET THEY ASS LICKED
>just a regular wrestling match happens

>Break a window
>Expects to hear the rest of the intro
.....
>Stone cold never show up

Is a sad life the real life

>Tyler BREEZE
>he is hot

>be american
>get annoying to a drama previously scripted
>show your madness in a chinese image board
>receive a few (you)s
>Get hungry
>Go to local McDonald
>Wait in line for hours
>A wild nig appears
>Get shot for not share your cash with him

>BURN IT DOWN
>Doesn't burn anything down and instead just wrestles

>Canadian Destroyer
>wrestles Americans

>Sharpshooter
>doesn't use a gun

>Jackhammer
>isn't on concrete

>Chairman of the Board
>sells wrestling, not chairs

>Monday Night RAW
>product is stale

>Money In the Bank
>fighting over briefcases

>TLC
>no love or caring tenderly

>WCW
>no women crushed

>Roman Reigns
>Italy has Prime Ministers now

>ding-dong diddly worked based ding-dong diddly
>/asp/ shoot cringe apologize smarks big dog

>Road Warriors
>only fights in rings

>Crippler Crossface
>kills son

>>3133079
I dunno man, committing arson in the woods is pretty psycho

>The Blue Thunder Bomb
>Jihadi doesn't blow himself up

>The artist
>doesn't paint, or sculpt, or sing
>just acts drunk and knees people in the face

>I am the future
>old as fuck

>>3133000
>el generico
>has a real name

>here to show the world
>the world doesn't care

>>3133028
what was the pic?

>Christian Cage
>not explicitly religious, nor made out of steel