LE MELTZ BTFO

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>>bad writer
>>manlet
>>weeb
>>Jew
>>adored by reddit and /wew/
>>cried about The Young Cucks
>>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>>dead father
>>still uses a computer from 1995
>>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>>compensates by just fantasy booking
>>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>>balding
>>used to have a mullet
>>dresses like a friendless teenager
>>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>>Hillary voter
>>employs Bryan Alvarez
>>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>>worked into a shoot by a Twitter porn-bot
>>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>>wrong about Mauro
>>wrong about Punk
>>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>>stammers
>>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>>p-plans change