>How to retire the big show:
Big show is giving an emotional speech summing up his career and almost cried. Just then, the whole roster comes to applaud the big show .
"Thank you very much, everyone. I've been grateful to.."
"AND A BROGUE KICK FROM SHEAMUS"
"BIG SHOW IS DOWN"
the whole roster acts surprised but only for mere moments before ..
"OH NO, THE ENTIRE ROSTER HAS GATHERED AROUND BIG SHOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
*neutralizer by Cesaro*
*Running powerslam by Braun*
*Attitude adjustment by cena*
*Rko by Orton*
*Knee to the face by Rollins*
*Dirty deeds by Ambrose*
*Swanton bomb by Jeff Hardy*
*Twist of fate by Matt*
*Khallas from Mahal*
*Superkick from Dolph*
*Spear from reigns*
*Phenomenal forearm from an styles*
*Pop up powerbomb by ko*
*Helluva kick from Sami zayn*
*Elbow from the titantron from Shane o mac*
*Kinsasha by Nakamura*
*Sister Abigail by Wyatt*
*Coup de Gracé by balor*
Then suddenly *DONG*
"IT'S THE UNDERTAKER! HE HAS PROBABLY COME TO HELP HIS LONG TIME FR.."
*broken hip tombstone pile-driver*
After few minutes of utter chaos, the music hits
"NO CHANCE.."
"I would like you all to get out of my ring and leave show alone. Show are you alright? Get the medic fast!"
>"Before you go show I just want you to know that YOU'RE FIRED YOU FAT SONUVABITCH
10/10 the send off he deserves 8 years of service he's really proven himself and needs a send off of oggs
Big Show is a fucking piece of shit
>>3123492
Precisely