so THIS is the power of Le Meltz

>you will never see him fuck carmella

why live bros

Big Dick Dave having to show 90% of the WWE roster what a real man looks like. What the fuck happened.

Damn, Le Meltz Looks Like THAT?!

LOOKING REAL JACKED BABY

>Big Dick Dave, a 60 year old man, has a better physique than 90% of the WWE roster
Where have all the real men gone? Dirtsheet writers are now more legit looking than the guys in the ring.

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>>3122446
Holy fuck take Meltzer's dick outta your mouth. Yeah hes pretty shredded but it doesn't help hes only like 5ft

So one of these days, he's gonna get into the ring during a Bucks match and hold somebody up for the Meltzer Driver, right?

>The state of Kevin Owens when both Shane McMahon and Meltzer are in better shape than him and he's supposed to be a professional athlete

>>3122446
nigga das photoshop, i can tell from the pixels

My arm would look like that if i jerked myself off all over the internet as a job too.

>>3122467
But you do that 24/7 and still can't boast of the feat

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>>3122403
looken GOODT

>>3123450
somebody post that picture of Booker checking out Alexa's ass.

>>3120479
dat manlet overcompensation

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>>3123483
>out of shape fatass NEET virgins raging at da GAWD
>mfw

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>>3123579
Post abs, arms & bank balance mark.
If you don't , you concede defeat.

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>>3123579
>>bad writer
>>manlet
>>weeb
>>Jew
>>adored by reddit and /wew/
>>cried about The Young Cucks
>>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>>dead father
>>still uses a computer from 1995
>>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>>compensates by just fantasy booking
>>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>>balding
>>used to have a mullet
>>dresses like a friendless teenager
>>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>>Hillary voter
>>employs Bryan Alvarez
>>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>>worked into a shoot by a Twitter porn-bot
>>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>>wrong about Mauro
>>wrong about Punk
>>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>>stammers
>>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>>plans change

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>>3123586

TLDR essay.

Meltz working the Autist known as Neckabeda