>John Cuckna >The Doctor of Cuckanomics

>>3117598
JOHN CENA KEKS
JOHN CENA KEKS
JOHN CENA KEKS

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>>3117606
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU FILTER! YOU RUINED MY JOKE!!

>>3117598
>kises the hand that has worked John Cena's dick into a shoot
I'd say he's still the Jannetty

>>3117610
don't worry, it sucked anyway, bitchboy

>>3117631
BASED DEANGOD PUTTING THE DORKS IN THEIR PLACE!

>>3117598
>Nikki filling her life with these menial distractions while her sister accomplishes her biological purpose
Based.

Look at her face on that picture. She's on some uncanny valley shit.

You can't be cucked when it's a whore. He knew what he was getting in to.

>>3117646
Because she's a butt ugly plastic slop bitch, makeup and photoshop can't save her

>>3117646
Looks like a literal Stepford Wife.

You can't be cucked when you are an asexual robot and using her as cover. They sleep in separate bedrooms, Miz confirmed it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=38gcRZB-aXg

>>3117676
Cena is only interested in 270 pound women.

>>3117676
Imagine getting worked by a comedy segment.

>>3117695
Imagine not knowing all the best comedy is funny because it's true.

>>3117598
Nikki Bella is so obviously a gold digging cunt.

Why if you're Cena and you can get any chick you want would you go with such a fake gold digger?

Marry a super hot girl who isn't a fame hungry slag. Hope John made her sign prenuptial

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>>3117598
Me on the left

>>3117598
I doubt he cares, he cheats too

>>3117678
>you will never smash heavy hotties with dolph and john

>>3117738
Because it's a zero commitment relationship. He doesn't have to care one bit about her, he can concentrate on his own busy life and the things he does care about.

>>3117598
The guy in the picture is obviously gay

>>3117695
Imagine getting worked by an anon on /asp/

>>3117772
>I doubt he cares, he cheats too
Literally this. That's what fucked up his first relationship.

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>>3117598
>some gay dude kisses her hand
>hahahaha that means he cuckolded cena

fuck off back to your little /r9k/ shit hole you jilted virgin faggot. no bump. kys asap retard.

>>3119028
>Autism

>>3117598
Gee I wonder why Cena won't put a baby in her.

bitch is so ugly. bella twins have 0 talent and the world would be better off without them.


sucks

ding-dong diddly

>>3117598
>getting cucked by a fag and a post op tranny
>the state of cenation

>>3119233
Hi AJ Lee! Still jealous?

>>3117598
lmao stop gassing up the asda zayn malik, he ain't pulling shit

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>>3117598
>The Doctor of Cuckanomics

John Cena comes off as the type of person who justifies cuckoldry on the grounds that "diversely sourced semen competing in the womb produces the fittest offspring" meme.