>*works /asp/ to literal TEARS*

>Good looking
>Eternally youthful
>Attractive wife
>Self employed
>Environmentally aware
>Teaches others the ways of combat
>More normie than Dave
>Bullies his fat friends
>Superkicked a UFC fighter without fear

Based Chico.

5 STARS PLUS NEGATIVE TEN

>>3117402
implying i don't like based bryan

who is the qt patootie on his left??

>>3117439
His wife

>>3117440
dropped.

>makes well into 6 figures
>7/10 wife
>House in a good area
>All he has to do is make fun of his fat friends, hang out with Based Filthy Tom, and corrall Dave's autism
Bryan is living the dream

>Ok see lemme talk about this next bit. These asp guys. They think they're ahsome. Buncha geeks. Okay because you shitpost... on an anime forum, It doesn't mean you know anything about the business. You needs couldn't cut it in the ring. So let's move on...

>>3117673
>LITERAL TEARS

>>3117402
He might be based, but his voice still annoys me.

>>3117402
I like Bryan. He and Based Vinnie are very entertaining to listen to.

It's creepy how he has literally the same voice as David Cross.
Like you can listen to Bryan and pretend it's Tobias Funke reviewing wrestling, or listen to Cross and it sounds like Alvarez doing standup comedy.
Old school Bryan & Vinny shows from 2005-2010 are mandatory listening btw. Peak B&V.

>married to a hot blonde
>that is taller than him

B A S E D

>>3117815
Litea tears?! THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!!!

>>3117847

I like listening to Bryan and Vinny more than Bryan and Meltzer

gonna need pics of the wife.


thanks.

*slaps the cock outta ya*

https://youtu.be/xRI2zmlyK6A?t=7m35s

>>3118158
gonna need you to learn how to use google, bozo

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>>3118158
she's like 7/10 i guess

good for him

>>3117424
>>3117494
he is a manlet however, aside from that - pretty based.

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>>3118158

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what a qt

>>3119935
Agree, his wife isn't too bad either

I live in Bothell but I ain't never see him in the streets

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>>3119931
>hoverhand
holy fucking cuck

>>3117402
why?

>>3120165
cringe

>Wife taller than him
Based

>>3119384
>>3119931
>>3119935

>this goddess ruined her solid 8/10 looks by having a kid

JUST!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3117673
HOW DARE YOU