IBUSHI BURIES WWE / CWC

Based ibushi. Give him all the straps brother.

How is that 'burying' WWE. This thread is like one of those dumbass YouTube channels that says 'X SHOOOTS HARD on Y' then you open the video and X says 'yeah, Y was a good dude.'

>>3116947
This is /asp/ dude, it's company wars on steroids

>>3116904
>says WWE tournament wasn't as good as G1
>"WWE BTFO OMMFGG VINCE DING-DONG DIDDLY REKT THE STATE OF DRONES!!!1!1!11!1"

New Japan weebs are this autistic

>>3116914
>Ibushi: Right. So it’s Zack and Tanahashi next. I definitely want to face who comes out on top of that one.

ITS HAPPENING

>>3116973
So was that sentence some weird innuendo? Cause I feel sexual tension from that!

EDRONES BTFO

IBUSHI SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE WORKING THE CWC. THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T SIGN

BTFO

LMAO

>>3116904

>Ibushi still seething E didn't pick him up

E-DRONES THOUGHT IBUSHI WAS GOOD IN THE CWC WHEN HE WASNT EVNE TRYING OR HAVING FUN

WWMEME BTFO

>>3117004
they offered him a contract three times retard and he declined each time

>>3116979
Everything Ibushi says or does is brimming with sexual energy.

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>>3117004
HHH spent an entire night trying to convince him to sign a contract

>>3117004
Haitch begged Ibushi to sign and was going to book him to win the CWC tournament.

Daily reminder that based GOATA didn't even know who vince mcmeme was

LMAO

>>3116914
Can you imagine missing out on his outstanding G1 matches this year, and instead he'd be on 205 Preshow. Ibushi knew what was good for him and us.

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>>3117004
Gaytch was literally doing a dogeza, begging and pleading Ibushi to sign and Ibushi declined.

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>>3116904
>japanese pai gow hall geek says something about the big leagues
>mfw nobody knows or cares about this midget

>>3117193
Obviously you care ya seething pinhead

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>>3117201
imagine being such a stupid, projecting little shit that you can't form a single unique thought; all of your thoughts are completely unoriginal and regurgitated from memes you read about on an anime website.

>>3117219
Literally fucking SEETHING

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>>3117193
>le big leagues
I genuinely lose my shit laughing like a madman whenever someone calls the WWE that. Truly comedy gold.

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>>3117193
Being big was literally the only thing WWE had going for it, what now?

>>3117277
Seething

>>3117277
But it's so easy to pick these cherries when they're literally everywhere now.

>>3117237
>>3117244
WWE is the biggest pro-wrestling company in the world. The next largest is 1/25th their size. This is a fact.

WWE is literally the Big Leagues.

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>>3117277
>Implying I was arguing to begin with
I was just saying that people like you who call WWE "the big leagues" make me laugh. Why are you so paranoid, lol.

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Based Kushida living out his dreams of delivering 6* comedy and gay sex matches

>>3117385
>Kushida

um

>>3117385
Kenny literally seething backstage

>>3117004
The whole fucking CWC thing was made up to sign Ibushi ya pinhead. They already had plans for him to be the top face of CW division. And he told them to fuck off. Sabre Jr. was their second pick in case Ibushi wouldn't sign, and he told them to fuck off too. Whole CW division crashed and burned because it was built on two guys who didn't even sign.

>>3117193
>>3117219
>>3117277
rent free

>>3117577
The best part is if any of that is true, they tried to work a guy who loves wrestling in a parody promotion into a shoot. Instead they got worked and ended up promoting ibushi and ZSJ work elsewhere.

>>3117577
CW would have been successful if literally anyone other than TJP had been the first champ

>>3117577
dubs of truth

/thread

>>3117577
Based Ibushi humiliating Haitch even after he BEGGED and PLEADED on his hands and knees to save his Cruiserweight indie fed.

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>>3116973
Time to sniff another win

Ibushi not recognizing vince is one of my favorite wrestling stories of the past few years

He is too pure for this world

>>3116904
>Ibushi: This year was just so much fun. Some of the most pure, genuine fun I’ve had in wrestling. I haven’t felt anything like that recently.
I blame TJP

>>3117193
Reminder that WWE has begged him to sign at least 3 times in the past year