ITT: Predict Vince's promo next week

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>>3114373
he gets a heart attack on live television and dies on air

he will announce Stephanie or Haitch as the new Smackdown Live's commissioner

>Ladies and gentlemen the new commissioner of Smackdown Live...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPn_nLGq74I

$10 says the new commissioner is brie bella

>>3114373
Hulk Hogan returns in Shane's place.
Shane has a Hell In A Cell match with Kevin Owens.

He will say Baron Corbin is "the chosen one"

>>3114373
>"WELCOME... [spoiler]TO THE XFL[/spoiler]
How hard would you mark out?

>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN... THE NEW SMACKDOWN LIVE COMMISSIONER...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw

>Your new Smackdown Live's commissioner..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qw6rzN-uZE

>>3114734
BASED

>>3114741
>commissioner
>not commentator
God I'd buy 5 network accounts just to listen to Steiner call matches.

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>>3114750
This ill go to shows and watch the weekly shows

>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN... THE NEW SMACKDOWN LIVE COMMISSIONER...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyug0Id-WSQ

>>3114741
I would buy a Roman Reigns lawn gnome if this happened

>>3114373
Based Vince

>>3114741
Too based to ever happen.

Vince announces he's bought NJPW

he will announce the death of wwe

>>3114759
Guy fieri used to be pretty ripped, damn!

>>3114741
>Enters Ring
>"Gimme the fucking Mic"

he has bought tna/gfw

I didn't catch Smack, is Shane stepping down as commissioner?

>>3115448
He was "suspended" by Vince for assaulting Kevin Owens

>>3114373
"Hello Las Vegas!"
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
"Well I don't know about that."

>>3115467
Nobody can work a crowd better than Vince

>>3115469
is this sarcasm?

>>3115451

Based

Hopefully Vince makes himself Comissioner and we have a kiss my ass club run.

>>3114634
I'll take that bet

>>3115472
Vince has been the GOAT crowd worker for almost 20 years now

>>3115583
He's so much more subdued now. I don't know if it's because of PG or old age, or if he just hates being on camera now, but it's weird seeing him on TV.

>>3114373

THIS>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZDgGr1PO0

>>3114373
IM VINCE MCMAHON GODDAMNIT

>>3115626
AND IF YOU SON OF A BITCHES DON'T START LIKING ROMAN REIGNS I WILL MAKE HIM WRESTLE HIMSELF IN THE RING ALONE FOR EVERY MATCH AT EVERY SHOW UNTIL YOU LEARN TO APPRECIATE HOW GREAT HE REALLY IS

>>3115615
Yeah he was so so good. How it's like seeing your grandad degrading. Hope I'm wrong but we never see him on TV so it's hard to tell.

>>3115640
he did voiceovers for that camp WWE cartoon show and he almost sounded just like the old Vince, so I'm thinking he just doesn't want to be that version of Vince on tv any more.

>>3114373
>Ladies and gentlemen the new commissioners of Smackdown Live...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGGZaCdYIuU

>>3114373
>hell in a cell match against shane
>winner becomes new commissioner
>referee is donald trump

>>3115954
Imagine how worked liberals would get if trump appeared in WWE in le current year

>>3114373
>Ladies and gentleman, the new commissioner of Smackdown live..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioz53gs6qpA

>>3115955
>implying conservatives haven't turned on trump now too

>>3116070
why what did he do now?