SMACKDOWN OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD #4
This dude with the KOs a bitch sign
HEY BROCK
HEY RATINGS
>>3113811
District laws/club rules vary.
HEY! PUSH!
>>3113808
>>3113840
Kek, gets me evry tiem
Why did they take this finisher away?
>>3113846
image hover just fucked me
>those fat as fuck ankles
disgusting
>>3113846
not today
>>3113858
Literally nothing wrong with being fat
What did Vince mean by this?
>>3113868
Smackdown is being the experimental show and have new directors shoot the angles
They lucked out with Taratino last week
>>3113808
very true
>>3113867
and on the opposite spectrum, you have islam.
TY BURIED
>>3113846
oh
>>3113846
cuck posters deserve to die
My ears
>>3113846
fuck you
>>3113885
this nigga got volocer rappers & shit
>>3113846
Nop!
>>3113860
God bless you Shawn.
Not gonna lie, I would legit start hardcore dancing in the pit to Corbin's new theme.
>>3113888
>implying the ones obsessed with cucking isn't /pol/tards
Just got home lads, how has Smackdown been?
>>3113860
Thanks water pupper
BIG DIMES A.J
Frowns upon cheating and cheap shots.
He takes all challengers fair and square.
He is elite on every level of humanity.
2SWEET A.J BROS
>>3113846
Hmm
BASED CORBIN WILL BURY AJetty
Would you?
>>3113885
You'd think someone who spent that much time in front of a camera would understand the power of optics. Get the fuck out of that faggot mobile and take a picture in a goddam F150, Kane. Fuck's sake, fuck are you doing with yourself?
>>3113926
Rent free
>BORING US
>NOW YOU'RE SLEEPIN
>NOW YOU'RE SLEEPIN
>I'LL MAKE YOU SNORIOUS
>I'M LIKE AMBIEN
>I'M LIKE AMBIEN
>>3113936
No, Steph looks like a witch
>>3113846
Enjoy your vacation
>>3113926
Based Miz living in Daniel's head rent free
>>3113926
>Based big nickles MIZ
Going from the REAL WORLD to REAL peoples Champ
and he can dance.
and fucks mayreese
DAMN ANON
MIZ MADE IT
What happened to JBL?
>he watchs his own matches
>>3113947
How do I get a Chinese gf?
>>3113956
Ded
BIG HOG REDEMPTION
>>3113947
No matter how often I see this, "Snorious" kills me each time.
>>3113956
Heart attack last Friday
BIG ASS BTFO
>>3113962
Go to japan
I just don't know any more
BIG CASS KEKED BY BASED ELSWORTH
BASED
BIG
HOG
>TFW SUBHUMAN IS GETTING MORE MELLA THAN ME
WHAT THE FUUUUGGGGG
BASED BIG HOG
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER
BIG HOG DID IT
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would you have a girlfriend that demeans you publicly, then kisses you and slaps you hard afterwards?
IM BEGGIN YA
>Carmella confirmed for dominatrix in bed
IM FUCKING CUMMING
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
BIG ASS BTFO
Based Big Hog
welp time to fap
N A K A M E M E
BIG KEK AND HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
So jelaous of ellsworth
All the virgins on here must be sperging out.
lmao
ELLSGOD
BIG HOG MAIN EVENT PUSH INCOMING
>>3113956
He is done commentating. Thank fucking god. No more cringe BALLGAME!
>Literally the best twist since Festival of Friendship
Is Carmella going to fugg him with a strap on?
>>3113915
I miss BC AJ. He was a badass.
Why do they keep Ellsworth around? Who's dick is he sucking to stay in WWE?
I HAVE THE STRANGEST BONER RIGHT NOW!!!!
CARMSWORTH 4 EVA!!!
Cass tearin' his fibers
>Carmella will never kiss you and then smack the shit out of you
WHY LIVE
Carmella with the GOAT DSL.
>tfw no dominatrix gf
Based Hog
Ellsworth going over Big Cass
they read reddit and made this change?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS SMACKDOWN.
It's been nothing but "what the actual fuck" moments from start to finish.
>>3113980
Its literally the dream of half of the people here
BASED BIG HOG KUKING BIG CASS FEMDOM STYLE! Ellsworth is officially the GOAT.
>>3113915
JUST TOO SWEET
kek at the dabbing Shinskay fan
>>3114002
Carmellas
>From now on we're doing things my way
Weren't they always doing things her way?
>>3113995
>l-look at all the v-virgins sperging out. I'm t-totally not one of them
>>3113846
wtf
>>3113980
It's literally Beth Pheonix and Santino all over again.
>>3113846
fuck
>>3114009
Are you always thinking about food?
BASED BRAUN
>7ft tall meme getting cucked by a subhuman manlet
THE MANLET JOKES WERE A LIE
Who /picrelated/ here?
>>3114014
Oh you didn't know?
LOL
Carm is so sexy
Vince is cucking Big Ass Cass for being a faggot and getting injured.
Smackdown is winning
>Just can't quit you, hog.
Carmella's new theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6RMPdrI0zo#t=3m18s
>>3114014
Road Dogg smoke too much weed
you know its a strange smackdown when Ellsworth and carmella kissing and slapping is still more talked about than the main event for a number one contender title
Friendly reminder that Nakameme has fucked Becky while you're sitting on your ass wasting away
That was a gay """""kiss""""", no tongue? GTFOH
I'm cumming harder than I did to Yelissa's mom's pics!!!
Big Hog owning the size queen!!!
>>3114014
IMO, it's been one of the more fun Smacks in a couple months.
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BIG KEK
LMAO BASED BIG HOG
>>3114014
I have been saying this as well. Its like a car crash that you cant look away feom
>>3114014
YO ASS BETTA CAAAALLLLLL SOMBODAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>>3114049
Isn't Nak married? I thought that Ziggles and Xaiver were the ones that plowed the ladies lockerroom.
>>3114054
Yeah, this Smack is GREAT. A lot of fun random things happening.
I can't even remember what happened on RAM last night, that shitshow is so paint by the numbers.
SMACKCHADS RULE!!!
>>3113846
JUST FlNNA GIMME DA DING-DONG DIDDLY GREEN LIGHT
>>3113947
fucking hell the last two lines have too many syllables you idiot
It doesn't need the 'like'
B A S E D
>>3114057
Yup, Big Hog got to know what Big Cass cum taste like. Based indeed.
>>3114049
STRONG STYLED
I thought that midget with the pirate flag quit
>>3114037
You know it, bro.
>>3114074
>tfw have a qt girls getting together with subhumans fetish now
>yfw next smack mella drags out big hog wearing this.
>>3114074
Best Couple!
Suck it Maria/Mike, Miz/Maryse, Roman/Gay Cocks
Is Enzo still the worst cruiserweight?
IN MY VEINS
>>3114083
Never. HE'S THE MAN WITH A PLAN.
>>3114087
Well it IS Vegas
Oh god is Hog gonna get lucky next week?
I'm ready for Orton to go back to Raw
>>3114083
Nah was the midget with the bananna that quit
>>3114083
Nah, that was the other over hyped manlet
>>3114090
No, he's actually pretty entertaining with the cruiser guys.
>>3114066
Nip women are sumissive
he ready for the real MVP?
>>3114086
Ask Broken Anonymous for pics from his prom then
How badly will Randy and Jap Randy phone it?
If based TalkingSmack was still on, I might sit thru 205 Live... but now?
Naw dogg.
orton has to have the worst career to talent ratio of all time
They showed the hard cam side!
MAGA
>>3113808
MAGA
EMPTY SEATS
THEY SHOWED EMPTY SEATS
Someone is getting fired tonight
>>3114112
That was baaaad
Based Sioux Falls
>>3114086
Blacked.com
>>3114116
This
>>3114093
What is his plan?
Camera cuaght the dead half of the arena whos gonna get fired?
Wow look at all those empty seats
BASED MAGA SIGN IN THE CENTER OF THE SCREEN
I kinda wanna see Jinder vs Nak vs RKO for the title in a CELL.
Already seen all the alternate match set ups.
>>3114107
Real talk, staying after 205 for Talking Smack actually got me invested in 205 a little. I liked Ali and Drew's feud
Shame about what happened
>>3114109
I'm beggin ya
Based Todd is back!
>no Fashion Files this week
Fuck Road Dogg!!!
When are they kicking out that KKK member with the MAGA sign?
>>3114120
Cringe
>>3114134
the tolerant left strikes again!
>>3114134
>tolerant liberals
>>3114134
Lmfao
>>3114134
WORKED
>Can Orton preform the rko?
We're getting some mlb teir commentary tonight. When has he not been able to do the rko?
>>3114134
all liberals need to be euthanized
>>3114134
Based sign working the marks.
>>3114134
SEETHING
>>3114134
Rent free
>>3114134
OBESE NUMALES SEETHING
So who's gonna drop whom on the head first?
>>3114134
that guy with the maga sign is litterally worse than hitler. I hopes someone punched that nazi in the face
>>3114104
He should win tonight so him and Neville can have a MOTY at No Mercy. Too bad Enzo will win.
>>3114155
>>3114134
WORKED
>>3113808
>>3114148
When it was banned.
>>3114150
we're the majority
>>3114134
What's MAGA?
I hope that pede gets a beatdown in the parking lot by the 40 other people in the arena
>>3114148
When he snapped his collarbone in half pounding his fists into the mat like a retard.
>camry
>exciting
Pick one and only one
>>3114165
>implying Snek wouldn't take a photo with the guy while holding the sign
>>3114169
What strip clubs have these women and not skinny heroin addicts?
>>3114163
>having images of obese men on your hard drive
>>3114165
Based Smackdown drawing dime from both aisle and working everyone into a shoot
>>3114165
>Wendy Breasyaburger
>>3114165
Holy shit
>RAW felt faster then Smack this week
I can't believe it.
>>3114165
hahahahahahahahaa
liberal tears to end another SmackChad
life was good today
>>3114176
What JBL calls Cole
>>3114165
I would think most wrestling fans would be trump fans. Are these people real fans or just bandwagoners somehow?
>>3114124
To be the CWC.
This show sucks because it doesnt have the
B A S E D
I O
G G
>>3114176
Not sure if bait.
MAGA=Make America Great Again Donald trump slogan.
>>3114165
>>3114186
Dont cry now. #MAGA #PEPE #PRAISEKEK #KEKISTAN #MASTERACE #MEMEMAGIC
>not holding up a DACA RIP sign
nakamura is an awful wrestler jesus christ
>>3114198
Maybe in 1999. Wrestling fans are numale liberals in 2017.
>>3114185
The good ones that aren't in places that are obvious shitholes.
Based Randy taking those kicks like a madman
I really like Nak's Corner knee thing and I don't know why
>>3114198
Somewhere along the line there was this huge influx of comic book reading sjw faggots that took a liking to wrestling. It's such a buzzkill.
>>3114198
they are. Its just to loud faggot liberal are loud
pic related
>>3114176
Make Anal Gay Again
>>3114203
Begging for someone to be murdered because of a slogan! The lengths these people go to.
>>3114209
How and why? Is it becuase of nxt or something? I would think not with Linda working for Trump
So this is basically Nakamura vs Okada right?
>>3114122
i kek'd
>>3114215
You could shoop out the Bernie signs, tell me that's a Trump rally and I'd believe it
Randy's playing dead like he's seen a bear
>>3114217
And you know that if some person had a Hillary sign no one would shit their pants like these liberal cry babies have
I like Shinsuke but he's not very entertaining in the ring.
This Jap is shit
great power slam
RANDY WILL WIN
I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
actual good match by Orton
>>3114231
not really
>>3114224
nah the nu-males kill the picture the old folks could fit in though
>Countering RKO into an armbar
Nice
solid 3.75 star match
>>3114224
you wish, I went to Trump rallies and go everytime he comes to palm beach.
Home of MAralago.
beautiful people everywhere.
Strong men, all the veterans. Lovely feminine women.
While every bernie supporter I have ever met looks like that picture
>Roman doesnt have ab-
>>3114134
SEETHING
dat counter
>>3114215
Midwest Trump rallies don't look that much different neither.
>>3114227
You can tell he's bored and just phoning it in. Kinda like Orton when he's not playing heel.
that was a fucking good counter
>that RKO counter
Shieeet
>>3114165
>they don't know Randy voted trump
Ding-Dong Diddlyworked
>>3114227
How entertaining can he be when he goes up against Boreton and Pooman Reigns
>everyone in the crowd rooting for Orton
Nu Japs BTFO
>>3114224
Where the hell was Roode tonight?
NAKAMURA THE ANTI-DRAW WINS
Nakamura injured Orton with that backstabber
Is there anyone he wont' injure?
Autismo gook ftw
Not a bad match.
>randy getting randy chants
>shinsuke wins instead TO 0 POP
why is this company so fucking out of touch
This should have been the HIAC match instead of NaK versus Big Poppa Poo
KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love when Corey says it
N A K A M E M E
>>3114254
You smell like shieeet
>randy jobbing to the shittt jap
why
>>3114261
Teeny recap of him before this match. More like WHERE WERE GAYCOPS?
Orton confirmed for top jobber
>>3114246
>not even remotely as nice as The Premier Athelete.
GET FUCKED BORTON FAGS
>>3114260
lol
KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> The 1 time Orton should go over he doesn't
Kys Vince
That kick looked weak as fuck
RANDETTY BTFO
nakameme is boring as shit, i could do what he does, he doesnt even do any wrestling moves
>VINCE ON SMACKDOWN
WHAT IS THIS
>>3113808
WE VINNY MAC NOW BOYS
>>3114272
>No Gay Cops tonight
Shit Smack, desu.
MAC DADDY RETURNS
>Vince is gonna be at Smackdown
REV UP THOSE MEMES
VINCE COMING NEXT WEEK
Orton should have won that match (he carried Nak).
the gooks finisher looks fucking awful
>>3114260
Vinnie Mac on Smack chads
Best episode of smackdown since shakeup
SMACK WINS
BIG DIMES VINCE HERE NEXT WEEK
OH BOY
NO CHANCE
VINCE NEXT WEEK SMACK WINS
CLEAN
i love when pro wrestling is clean
RATE THIS SMACKDOWN
6.5/10
>can't beat the pajeet
>can't beat Nakamura
The absolute state of Randy Ortons career in 2017
>unironically sucking Vince's dick
FlNNA CRINGE
BIG DRAWS VINNIE IS COMING BACK TO SAVE THE RATINGS
Time for Enzo stealing that #1 contenders spot.
SMACK ALREADY WON NEXT WEEK
CANCEL RAW
TIME FOR 205 COMFY TIME
>the state of NAKAMEME's knee
Really makes you appreciate how great GOATMEGA is
The camera angle for Shinske's finisher made it look like weak SHIT
Smackdown gets Based Vince as special guest!!!!
RAM loses AGAIN!!! Haahahaaa!!!
Rawtists BTFO! Jealous bitches.
We got Vince, baby!!!
>>3114321
can't hurt randy cause he's a bitch
>>3114310
This. Vince can suck dick in hell, he's the reason my WWE is dead.
>>3114298
Only betas use the word "chad"
>slow and steady never wins the race
Jeb! BTFO
>>3114334
Keep crying Rawtist!!
Sorry you couldn't get Vince McMothafuckinMahan on your boring ass show. Sorry you lost. Sorry you ain't dead.
#RAMSEETHING
>>3114350
BASED
>>3114350
>reddit spacing
You have to go back
>>3114350
Be a star anon
Be a SmackChad, not a SmackFag
Is shooter a good show? they just had a shock headshot by the token black guy in the recap :O
>>3114371
It's decent
Damn is Drew still doing that No Fly Zone shit
Based Gulak
>>3114425
>Fun power point presentation
ARMBAR
Are we really doing this
Man what a night this has been
Enzo is far and away the best talker on this show
>>3114134
worked
Tumornator has the best outfit out of any of the kids.
MY NAME
>>3114540
Sad!
OMG DID SHANE REALLY GET SUSPENDED WTF DID I MISS?
>>3114171
Not with DACA getting cancelled.
>>3114247
Get worked 24/7, faggot