SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2

>>3112948
>>3112948
>>3112948

I'm horny

Wooooooooooooooo

I want a Dolph ObamaPhone

first for dRAW

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post some pits.

>Mella's long legs wrapped around Nattie's thicc thighs

>ywn get pegged by nattie

These two are awful at wrestling

totally forgot Nat was champ

Big Hog please

>>3113107
but muh hart family tradishun

I'm going to miss JBL, guys

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>ywn get leg locked by Mella while fucking her in missionary and cumming inside her
FFFFFFUCK I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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I miss her bros

JBL sucked and I'm glad he's gone

>MAGGLE XD
you trump tards actually defend this?

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doggo rating thread?

>>3113121
rug/10

not like this

;____________________________;

NOOOOOOOOOOO

CARMELLA FORGOT HER LINES TOO

Why is Carmella so mean?

>>3113121
10/10 I love it that so many smack lads have dogs

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Poor Ellsworth

>>3113073
Can you not make a fucking thread 50 posts early this time?

Also, RIP Big Hog

He's the reason you are over you dumb cunt

DONT BULLY JAMES

MEMESWORTH BTFO

n-no bully ;_;

>>3113121
Fuck off with that shit

Rem. Be A Star yall!

What is this, Night of The Cringe Promos?

rip based hog

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>Ellsworth getting dumped by Carmella

This better turn into a story where Big Hog has to redeem herself or else I'm going to put a shotgun in my mouth and then hang myself

no more Tumsworth?

QUICK

ARE WE TEAM TUMMY IN THE BANK OR ARE WE TEAM BIGHOG?

>>3113146

Fuck you.

did they hire some mean writers?

Jesus Mella calm down. RIP Hog

Wtf is smackdown good again

>>3113139
Can you stop crying?

Ellsworth was the only reason Carmella was good, why do this?

>2 promos where they've told someone you should be fucking dead
What the fuck happened to Smack? God damn that's brutal.

What's Dolph Zigglers new gimmick gonna be?

CRINGE DOWN LIVE

>>3113157
bros before hoes, mate

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OOhhh Princess Carm Carm has an ugly mean face..

Y she being so mean tho?

women go straight for the jugular

What is this, mock Roman's promo night?

inb4 match between ellsworth and carmella where ellsworth hires a big guy to fight for him

>>3113157
Team Big Hog. Fuck that tummy bitch.

>>3113157
Big Hog, DUUUUUUH

TIME FOR ADOLPH ZIGTLER

i had a boner that died right there

Pls no bulli the big hog ;-;

SHE'S BACK ON THE MARKET LADS, NO BASED HOG OR BIG ASS

>>3113166
It's going to be a bait and switch.

>>3113166
Next week

>>3113157

DONT MAKE ME DECIDE R00000000000000

>>3113157
Hog Wild

>>3113157
/BIGHOG/ FUCK THAT SLUT

>>3113164

Remember Big Cass and Enzo?

Is Vince retarded?

Ellsworth and Carmella was one of the best things remaining on Smackdown.

>>3113166
I hope it's a rehash of last year's "I couldn't win a match to save my life".

>>3113157
I dont think wwe is competent enough to repackage elsworth into anything long term so mella is the safe bet

>people chant james name when carmella comes out
>break them up
Nice job putting your women over WWE. Carmella is dead now.

Pls move Ellsworth to commentary

I don't like this.

>>3113163
he's not wrong though. last night was a goddamn mess

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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Ziggles is back baby

who /maeyoungclassic/ here?

Who was the Janetty of that Destiny 2 commercial?

>Redebut
Fucking hell.

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This is my kitty Espurr. Please rate him.

>>3113166
Emmalina

>>3113166
Disgruntled Mailman

>>3113196
>AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

CARMELLETTY CONFIRMED

>>3113200

>Ouch, my allergies/10

too cute

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>>3113167
Carm is life

OMG Dolph is coming on TV again

post
>YFW

>>3113157
Hog4Life

>>3113166
Mr Perfect ripoff

>>3113200
lovely tummy/10

>>3113166
Adolph Ziggler

>>3113203
Kek

>>3113195
Based

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>>3113196
>Ziggles is back baby
He'll have the same pop Carmella gets.

>>3113197
kys numale

>>3113166

Golf Caddy

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>>3113216
Is it time bros?

>>3113200
10/10

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>>3113166
The Dio of smackdown

>>3113219
So none, then?

Ziggler was never good

Literally why are they paying dead weight 6 figures to murder crowds?

>>3113216
CLEAN YOUR DIRTY ASS VENTS!

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>>3113216

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>>3113166
>Mfw he becomes the new Damien sandow and has a new gimick each week

>>3113222
Kerwin White draws fucking dimes ziggy should be so lucky to get back on that train

>Conor the Crusher
Time to cry again

>>3113214
Of course this neckbeard slob would be a /pol/ kiddie

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>>3113226
Fuck that would be aces.

BASED TUMORNATOR FOR NXT FUCKING WHEN

>The Tumornator

BASED TUMORNATOR

>>3113227
Exactly.

>>3113200
11/10 would rub my face in that tummy
How can doggers compete?

>Tumornator
Yikes

DYING CHILDREN ARE GOING OVER, BROTHER.

>>3113221
>numale
18+

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SPEAK TO ME CONNOR

>Hey guys, we love supporting charities!
>In return, why don't you support us for only $9.99 per month?

TUMORNATOR DEBUT WHEN?

Oh look, /ASP/ and r/squaredcircle are on tv

BTumornatorwts

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Is Connor in Heaven bros?

THE TUMORNATOR

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

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>Q: Will Ziggler's new gimmick be over?

>A: See pic

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>>3113226
It was I, Ziggler!

Reminder Connor the crusher is so strong he managed to score a shoot knockout on HHH and pin him even though HHH wanted to kick out at 2 and pin him with a pedigree.

Tumornator is the most based dying child of all time.

> I CAN LIFT UP MY WALKER

im not crying bros

Is Dolph debutting as a cancer kid?

>>3113243
>>3113244
>>3113247
Holy shit I thought you guys were just meming lol

>haich: I need more young talent to bury
>steph: Say no more

Oh fucks sake cut this shit off already, I don't want to see cancer kids every time I turn on wrestling. FUCK!

>>3113216
I'd unironically rather have pokefags shitting this place up than you fucking dog circlejerkers

When is based Jimmy the Superman winning the cruiserweight title?

Hiatch is literally going to bury these kids some day.

Who here is /tumornator/

Like I said
Iron man vs Green machine
Marvel vs Capcom

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>the tumornator

Time to list superstars with more charisma and mic skills than Roman Reigns
>Connor The Crusher
>Lance The Tumornator
>Crazy Kelsey
>Jimmy The Superman
>Yaheem The Ironman
>The Destroyer
>The Green Machine

Dolph would unironically go over if he just popped up amid this infomercial to bury these cancer kids.

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F to pay respects

Is this a 5 on 1 handicap match against Cancer? a little bit unfair tbqh

TUMORNATOR IS GOING OVER TONIGHT, BROTHER

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>>3113261

No.

>Tumornator
>never drew a dime

>>3113239
My allergies are acting up. Yours too?

Based Conor drawing dimes

If I get cancer will I get Lexi to hug me?

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>MAGA sign

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>>3113269
that legit got me

Would you the green machines mom lads?

I like that they do stuff like this but whenever they show these long was video segments of it, it just feels like they're patting themselves on the back and makes me feel uncomfortable. And it completely kills the momentum and mood of a fucking wrestling show.

>>3113269
same, but its hot and my eyes def. sweating doe

>New Dolph
>Same as the Old Dolph

>dying kids get to fulfill their dream and play a wrestling persona
>stephanie is announcing for them
How disappointed do you think they are

>MAGA sign
BASED. Plebbit fags SEETHING.

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WE WANT RYDER

WOO WOO WOO

>MAGA sign
Based hometown.

Why the hell didn't you bring Trent with you?

>heels acting like nice people irl

>MAGA sign
BASED CITY

MEET THE NEW ZIG

SAME AS THE OLD ZIG

Tumornator is such a based gimmick. "Yeah im a kid with cancer fuck you you gonna bury ME? TOO LATE MY PARENTS ALREADY BOUGHT ME A PLOT!" Then he just starts shooting on everyone and wins the title.

MAGA sign LMAOOOOOO

He's the same guy wtf

Anyone get a screencap of the maga sign?

>>3113255
I looked away for the brief second this meme popped into existence years back and still have no idea what it means

>mfw zigglers new gimick is he comes to the ring with a piece of paper and Vince forces him to draw a dime

From kids with cancer to the cancer of the wwe.

>>3113303
Cringe, grow up

>>3113283
F

>>3113288
Kek

Fuck its Emmalina all over again

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>>3113261

DOLPH CENA

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>>3113301
YOU KNOW IT

GIMMICKS BTFO

kek what a cringelord this faggot is

Wow he's really the new Sandow

Cena isn't even on Smackdown anymore though.

>BUY THIS, BUY IT

omg my sides are gone

BIG MATCH ZIGGLER

Are they saying John Cena sucks or Dolph Ziggler sucks?

I thought you fuckers said Smackdown was better than Raw.

What the fuck is this shit?

ziggler is the only one who actually makes me cringe

like please just stop

God bless Ziggler

Based Dolph Zigna

>>3113269
Shit hit a little too deep man.

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>Dolph's new gimmick is being nuclear
based

whats happening

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>>3113329
>orders pizza

>Post YFW he comes out to Cult of Personality

WTF I LOVE DOLPH AGAIN

MACHO ZIGGLER

OH YEAH

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Ziggler this is how you do it.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

He's gonna do jap entrance

Will Dolph put Amy Schumer over?

I thought it might be this. It's official, Dolph's gone from WWE.

MACHO ZIG

Its been 40 minutes and there's only been 1 match

holy yum who is that cum drum

Do hogan dolph i fucking dare you

>>3113263
It's not a tumoa.

Kek, Macho Dolph

Should have brought out Stephanie.

I don't think Dolph is ok.

>>3113338
Vince got in to the mescaline again

>>3113340

I would legit mark out for that.

The only way this segment bears fruit is if he does one as CM Punk.

OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

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>>3113340

Literally what the fuck is going on with this Smackdown.
This has been weird as fuck.

>>3113342
PREDICTED

>not shawn michaels theme

Can that cutie come out every time?

ZIGGLER IS GOAT!!!

ooooooooooh yeah!!!

>>3113356
do punk

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>>3113329
stop being fat anon, do you really want to die from Diabetes

FEEL THE ZIG

He wishes he could be half as good as macho

Fuck... I feel bad someone made him do this crap.

>>3113351
Shut up nerd no one watches this for the wrestling

HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH NIGGERS BTFO

lmao and he has different titantrons for each one

The ass was fat on that girl!

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THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>>3113367
This

Fuck your all Naomi dolph is funny

INB4 inter-gender feud where Naomi buries Ziggler

I think someone had a stroke writing this show

THIS IS WRONG BUT I CANNOT LOOK AWAY

Is this the final nail in his career?

cultural appropriation of Naomi's glow

Whats happening!?

NAOMI BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Based Rave Zigger

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>NEON NIG BTFO

top kek

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>Macho Man is dead...

THIS IS RACIST AND SEXIST

Based glow ziggles

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What the fuck is he doing?

Please do PUNK next week.

Otherwise my gimmick is that I have no gimmick... is bound for failure.

holy fucking cringe.

Fucking kek.

Why is Smack always more FUN than RAM?

We win again!!!!

can he feud with Naomi please?

NIGOMI BTFO

NAOMI BURIED

ZIGGLE-KUN YAMATE!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Ok, now he's just coming off as a bitter faggot. Naomi struggled for years to get over and finally found something that works, why is he shading her?

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>dolph

>connor's cure on the background of this heel segment

RETURN FOR THE DEAD HEEL TURN CONFIRMED

WHAT THE FUCK.

Damn even the commentators know this shit is cringe

They need to team Ziggler up with Breezango and make a cool stable

>anybody could do what I just did

NAOMI BURIED

>>3113371
wtf i love niggers now

>>3113073
lol this guys good

skip to the part where zig copies the big dog roman reigns for heat

CORNETTE MUST BE SEETHING

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>the city of zigmeme

I recommend him do Chris Benoit and he'll get over.

WHAT'S DORPH ZOGGLER DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

I would absolutely love if that was his retirement

Probably should have gone to Who Japan Dolph.

If he did the undertaker entrance the heat would be nuclear

He's gonna be the Tumornator next

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So what the fuck was that

>>3113423
Lol

f*nna cringe

do blue blazer next

Ziggies hips could not lie though :/

>No screenshot of the MAGA sign

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>yfw he does Conner and the Tumornator next week

Why does Dolph still work for WWE?

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>le syrian refugee man

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>>3113423

>>3113187

The prophecy came true. Also, why doesn't Ziggler feud with Styles now that he's free? There's someone else who lives off of the in-ring work instead of gimmicks...

>>3113436
He's going to New CHADpan soon

>>3113377
Fucking lol. Some good effort went into that.

>>3113436
that was the only entertaining part of this show so far

>>3113398
They won't that's still to hot a topic. Which is funny though because CM Punk did that with Jeff Hardy.

>>3113408
because he's a heel you stupid fag

>rematch zayn and english

yeah we really need a rematch between two jobbers

When is gonna HBK's entrance?

>>3113377
I saw that too
This is probably not going to be a one off
>Ziggles comes out every night to try 3 new entrances

>>3113450

Fuck you, more English is ALWAYS welcome.

>>3113455
>>3113455
>>3113455
>>3113455

Dolph should do a skitzo gimmick all with a different move set like Mick 'white guilt' foley and his army of autistic children

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NEW

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NEW

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NEW

Ziggler needs a faction.

Not some scrubs like Axle/Bo. Like some heavy hitters and take over Smackdown nWo style!!!

Ziggy 4 Life!

>>3113457
The maestro of mayhem deserves better than to job to le peaceful Syrian

Kek I really like that look of of annoyance on English's face whenever he gets interrupted

So Dolph is just coming out and burying gimmicks now, and once he's got enough heat for it he'll be buried by Roode.
The question is, will he be sent to the bottom of the card again, or is he leaving WWE?

>Dolph's gimmick is that he shit on everyone Road Dogg hates irl

It's pretty obvious the way Vince likes to use Miz or Cena to crap on people who aren't up to his standards that Road Dogg just found his guy for this role.

>>3113467
BTFO

>>3113471
Ziggler's too lazy and too much of a pussy to actually leave

>>3113461
>>3113467
which thread u going too bros.
I dont want to be lonely in the fail thread

AIDEN ON A STREAK BABYYYYYY

Sammy bin Zayn BTFO!

>>3113468
>ziggler joins gay cops
>gets on his knees doing double fist stroking motions in front of them.
>screams "this is what you all wanted, isn't it!"
>gay cops ask what the fuck he doin?

>>3113499
always go to the first one posted

The state of Islami Zayn

LMFAO HE RAN AWAY SINGING

WTF FUCK YOU WWE WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO SAMI?!?!

SINGING IS HARAM

>>3113469

I must apologize then, as you are clearly a man of distinguished taste and are above such base attacks. You have my sincerest apology.

>losing to Aiden English in a 30 second squash match

Can Sami Zane get buried any deeper

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NEW

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NEW

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NEW

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NEW

>>3113146
t.shitskin

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>>3113314
Oh fuck you, i'm Ziggler fan but I kek'd.