https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ0fexXLgQ0
>little indie-riffic little wannabe
>been in WWE 5 years and only had 2 main events
>had the belt 3 times in 20 days
>defends vanilla midgets
>looks like a short order cook from Pikeville Waffle House
>disrespects the legend who is responsible for him having guaranteed money contract
>take a shower
>hit the weights
>GET A CLUE
Phil has never recovered from this. He has never shook it. It eats away at him everyday. He knows in an unscripted promo he can't compete with someone as sharp and witty as Big Sexy
>>3111828
sounds like phil is living in your head rent free wolfcuck
>>3111832
After this how could Phil possibly live in anyone's head?
HAHAHA cm punk is reddit tier garbage
>>3111846
Considering you have this webm saved and are posting about him in this thread, he has a nice rent free place in your head.
>>3111846
Which makes it even more pathetic that he is living rent free.
If you like men, you can just admit it, dude. It's 2017, it's okay.
>>3111874
Whatever you say buddy...
>>3111903
>N-Nice try, b-buddy
>>3111880
Phil is failure. He couldn't possibly live in anyone's head.
>>3111828
It's a "Wolfcuck woke up in the middle of the night and decided to post about CM Punk before going to sleep again" thread
>>3111920
>>3111909
CM Phil
>fails again
>>3111939
holyshit I have never seen this! I didn't watch when phil was on top cause he sucked. is there anything worse than being cucked by a legit dwarf?
>>3111828
So explain this poster to me - there's this gyu who just can't let CM Punk go? I think Punk lives pretty good live now, he trains for next MMA fight, which will make him a lot of money, he will obviously loose, but whatever.
He can live out rest of his life with money he made if he just invests it. And his wife makes money as well. Pretty cool life to be honest.
Why not let him go? Dude, stop, you are hurting yourself.
>>3111934
Should've hit the weights.
>>3111828
Based Big Sexy. He is a Hollywood movie star. Phil could only get a role in WWE's Flinstone's movie
>>3111951
Some E-drones have abandonment issues which only escalate when guys are released from contracts and go on to have a life outside wrestling.
CM Punk is the biggest trigger for them since he only spoke about walking out once a year later and then shittalked his wrestling past to hype up his UFC debut. He's also the only one who has had the balls to take on WWE's shitty medical staff in court.
In other words, OP has been staying worked since 2014.