>ITT we make depraved hyperboles
I would circumnavigate the Earth, on my knees with nothing but my own semen as my food supply just to suck the water around her ass in a public pool.
I would traverse a hundred miles of unforgiving permafrost during the heart of the Polish winter to capture her and ensure her internment in Chełmno extermination camp
>>3111462
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jej'd
>>3111445
I would give her all the change in my pocket just to kiss the tip of her cute jew nose.
I'd lodge tacks under all of my nail plates as deep as they can go just to be the milk crate under her ass for that split moment.
>>3111445
I'll cum into my own mouth because I'm gay I think
>>3111445
Yoi should go to an asylum, you have serious problems.
>>3111647
This one made me happy.
>>3111445
nice 9gag copy paste you fucking normie
I would take the cocks of the entire US military, in my virgin asshole, in a row, to French kiss the father of the man that took Alexa's virginity.
>>3112085
god that nose is vile
>>3112085
wtf thats gay dude