Monday Night Ram thread #4

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GOAT

FLYING METALLIC

Enzo is fucking based. No meme.

Guys I have a problem. I'm straight but every time I look in the mirror I become gay.

>gets cheered for fucking cheating to win
>single handedly getting the crowd to react to a 205 match

holy shit is enzo the GOAT?

BASED MEMENZO

>>3108628

you are working me into a fucking shoot with this fucking copypasta.

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>>3108585
The race to get the new thread
U won this time.

>his teammates wiping at his eyes
kek

So his new gimmick is cheating cruisershit who's too cool for school

>>3108645
It's been a while since we've have a cheating face. I'm down.

Enzo is trying to become Eddie Guererro.

I'm actually enjoying the 205 stuff, maybe they can pull something from these 6 feuding.

keep it on the DL, free head is free head.

>this "promo"

it's creepy how much vince is obsessed with sasha

i wonder how many times hes tried to fuck her

H
O
R
S
E

Alexa is wearing a connor tshirt is she face turning tonight or is it a 1 night thing?

Fucking horse invading personal space

Low point of the show coming up

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>I'm gonna make you scream

AJ Styles > Kenny Omega > Karl Anderson > Finn Balor

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>>3108634
WOAT

those alexa expressions

>>3108670
seems like everyone is wearing them

>bullying Bliss
FUCK OFF SASHA!

Sasha "The weak should fear the strong" Banks

Now kiss pls

>Sasha with Scott Steiner math logic

>tfw you will never have a Sasha yell dirty stuff to your ear.

KEK BALOR

>>3108679
Someone who is 5'6 isn't the best at anything. I don't want to see one of my own when I turn on the TV.

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>>3108585
BASED CHADCORD TIME FAGS COME ON DOWN TO MOST BASED DISCORD OF ALL TIME

https://discordapp.com/invite/Z8qYrY

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I want Sasha to bully me like I'm a fan at an airport

>Trying to make a Camry seem exciting

>>3108585
Philanthropy is cancer to businesses

Is there anyone more JUST in wwe right now than Finn Balor?

>Muslim eating pizza
pretty sure that's haraam

>>3108697
So is Discord a thing now?

So is cozytube always just some faggy circlejerk or is there ever any decent chat in it?

>>3108697
>literally begging for people to join the NEETcord
embarrassing

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>>3108698

DOUBLE THE CHRISLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

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mffw an american was fat near me

CHRISLEY HITTING THE JOHNNY BRAVO ON THE FUCKING ROLLERSKATES!!!!!!!

>chrisley carrying RAM by himself

NEW THREAD

>>3108710
>>3108710
>>3108710

>>3108644
It means you're attracted to obese manlets.

>>3108706
It's almost like a gay midget crafted exclusively for the Reddit numale isn't supposed to succeed in wrestling

>>3108698
/roll

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>another 205 live segment

>>3108722
What the fuck for?

>>3108698
all those crackers look the same

>>3108698
Keep the money
Buy a Nintendo Switch

>Baloring
time to change the channel

>>310868
Just the faces usually and Nia, Emma Shacearo and miz and the miztourage werent

>>3108698
Where did you get all these nude pics from the Poland amateur site right

>>3108698
>Not a single black chick

Pretty based brothel desu senpai

>>3108698
/roll

who Twink Club

BALORGOAT

Oh here we go again. Poor Finn is gonna get Bray talking all spooky to him & possibly beating him up again.

>>3108713
>Joining any stream or discord posted here

CM Punk when?

>>3108698
rollin

Finn's reactions are so lukewarm now

>>3108751
so THIS is the power of autism

>>3108585
>watching WWMEME

Cringe

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For the love of god someone 2sweet me

Why isn't he on 205 live yet?

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

TOO SWEET

I forgot Finn was the first Flat Earth Champion

>>3108738
Looks like czechcasting. I've emptied my nutsack to that website several times.

>this is balor club
Good god work on your mic skills, kid

>>3108757
yea, well do something with the guy.
They really got to take the cuffs off go TV-MA and people like him will shine

The only Bullet Club member worse than Finn is Bone Soldier

Did he even wear that red belt once?

And fuck you Omahaha, NE

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>>3108761

>The Universal Championship looked good around this waist

You mean for that one night?

>>3108697
This room sucks ass. It's a bunch of dudes with shit meming. Pretty much all the terrible parts of /asp/.

What a fucking nerd. Don't understand the people who mark for guys like this.

>>3108750
Where else can I watch it?

>inb4 Bray cuts a promo on the Titantron

>>3108732
Same reason this thread was made so early.

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>dad walks in

Bray looks like he's filming a clip for /r/atheism

Why Balor's face so un-symmetrical

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>mfw they're watching RAW instead of close encounters' 40th anniversary at he movies

You guys missed big dimes Dreyfuss

>"I'll be in reddit" - Finn Balor 2017

>>3108782
HOW DID YOU KNOW? BASED ANON

>>3108782
What a S H O C K

Haha wtf is this shit

>>3108698
Women's bodies are really gross when naked desu.

ding-dong diddly cringe at bray

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>>3108766
Finn is a Flat Earth Chad?
did he just officially become /ourguy/?
Or is he /x/'s guy.
Who here team /x/ every night?

>>3108782
>says this
>happened just as he did.

so close.

>too easy

says the man with 300 more losses than wins

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>>3108782

SPOOPY

>>3108698
$300 on 021
Two lapdances and a handjob from 051

>the Universal Championship looked good around this waist
Did he even get to wear it around his waist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251cxou3yR4

WTF, this Balor Bray feud didn't end?

so bray wyatt is an animal abuser?

>>3108767
Sweet thanks

>>3108762
I hope Wyatt banishes him to 205 live

>ib4 the lights go out and Bray is in the ring

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Don't be suprised when it happens

>>3108795
>numales, boomers and fat gen-xers support socialism

shock

Am I banned here as well? Also why is this feud still going?

Dubs for Eugene comes back

>>3108698
All in for the poo poo train

>>3108809
house of horrors was kino

zzzzzz....

>>3108793
I think you mean white women.

how is wyatt not fired yet?

>certified anti draw
>not a single piece of merch

>>3108803
I know, right. Literally who cares about Bray.

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Jesus Christ, this is fucking terrible

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>>3108808
oh god not again.

>>3108816
Asian women aren't gonna fuck you bro

>>3108698
>implying anything other than a blowjob followed by vaginal sex isnt degeneracy

>>3108698
kek i always end up getting someone like my gf or a crack whore

RUN (away from the screen)

>>3108814
When ya got ran the fuck out it was kino too.

>>3108817
Does his dad still work backstage?

Bray > Cena

>>3108817
But he does have merch.

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>>3108761

How does this even make sense? Twink already bacame a flaming faggot and beat that nigga ass

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>>3108761

>Putting the two most bland, boring characters in the same feud.

Well, at least I only have to skip one segment each RAW instead of two.

What's the point? Bray loses to THE DEMON KING again?

>>3108821
>Asian and white women are the only race
Arabs and Spics have better bodies than white women too.

>>3108822
>degeneracy
>on my 4chan

Nah

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I just want to watch Strowman vs Big Show...

RUN E-DRONES! RUN! While youre still young-ish and verile

>ad for smackdown is better than that entire promo
Fuck me this is awful

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Fuck Marry Kill Anal

Go!

That was pretty good promo tbqh

Why the fuck am I watching this shit? It's so boring.

Anybody else hyped for SMACKDOWN tomorrow here?

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>>3108761

Who was the Janetty in that Destiny 2 commercial?

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>>3108761

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>>3108817
>not a single piece of merch
Apologize. pic related, my Bray Wyatt socks

what are we doing with our lives?

>>3108834
I think Bray is telling Finn to come as Finn Balor, a 'mere mortal.'

>this Destiny ad
jesus christ what a disgusting shit

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>>3108835
>Spics

Are you coming on to me?

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>>3108822
>Anything I don't like is degenerate

Back to /pol/ with you

>>3108840
Marry Charly
Fuck Maryse
Kill Nia
Anal Alexa

>>3108846
Desriny itself is one giant Janetty

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who here /Wyatt Club/

>Bray Wyatt constantly loses matches that matter
>Wins once every 4 months at a poor attempt to Swerve
>Gives cryptic promos with no real substance to back it up
>because he jobs, doing he says has impact
WWE killed Bray.

>>3108839
>>3108844
>Orton vs Nakamura
Who "accidentally" kicks who's head in during the match?

>>3108840
Marry Nia
Fuck Charles
Anal Bliss
Kill Maryse

>>3108840
Kill Nia
Marry Charly
Fuck Bliss
Anal Maryse

>>3108849
what AREN'T we doing with our lives?

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>>3108761

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>>3108859

>>3108840
Fuck Maryse
Marry Alexa
Kill Charly
Anal Nia

>>3108840
Fuck Bliss
Marry Maryse
Don't care about the other 2.

>>3108859
>>3108861
Delet these

>>3108840
Can I anal all of them?

>>3108850
>Fights and loses to DEMON KANG
>N-no fair using paint

>>3108859
Holy shit!? How was this guy ever WWE champ.

>>3108840
Fuck Charly because that's kinda what's left from the others

Marry Maryse because she has demonstrated herself to be wife tier

Kill Alexa because she's insufferable

Anal Nia because I want my average sized dick to feel inadequate as it fails to make her inhumanly large ass feel anything
>>3108842
Bray mentions "the others" like if he has been winning feuds and those have all been fucked hard by him. It's the other way around.

>>3108868
Not a McChicken?

>>3108859
at least he drew a dime

>>3108865
Spending them wisely

YESSSSSSSS ALEXA BRIS

>>3108870
Was going to post exact same

>>3108840
Marry Alexa
Fuck Maryse
Anal Charly
Kill Nia

>>3108855
hes right though

>>3108840

marry charly fuck maryse anal bliss kill nia

>>3108862
lol stay mad rawtist.

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>You will never make Alexa Bliss drip cum down her fat thighs

>>3108845
Did ya cry when ya got ran out?

Yeah. I'm tapping out after Bliss. This show sucks. Anything worth staying for?

Heel & face vs heel & heel

Are they trying to turn Bliss face?

>>3108885
this

>>3108698
A lot of these bitches look weird but 153 has a body built for sex.

>>3108707
Not in my country

IT'S BOSS TIME!

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had a dream I
hadn't neighed yet

How long before Bayley comes back as a slut heel?

>>3108891
Beeg vs Braun steel cage match

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Its.... boss.....time...

>>3108891
Beeg

/mlp/ time

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>heels pushing this dead kid charity nonsense and exposing the business

>>3108840
Anal nia, that's all

I missed the first 28 minutes of RAW. Was it all entirely of Cena/Reigns "shooting" each other, or did they begin it with 15 minutes of "Let's crush cancer!" promos?

finnna kms everytime i hear cole say boss time

Welp, time to change the channel

Sasha Banks is ready to give her 2 weeks notice. Looks like she doesn't even want to be there.

alexa looks delectable tonight

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>This Fire Burns starts playing
>Pic related comes back WITH Jesus beard & hair

How hard would ya mark?

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>>3108876
it gets worse

>>3108793
Got some bad news...

>>3108869

Das my boi right here

Being obese and covered in makeup with that music isn't intimidating at all

If Nia lost weight she'd be the most attractive woman on the roster

Fuck you can see Nia's bra, going to jerk my little cock raw.

Based Big Butt Emma is here

E
M
M
AUTISM

>huge pop for bliss
>anti-pop for sashetty
>crickets for the literally whos

import more joshi

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>this new Emma theme

did Emma get ANOTHER new theme?

did they change emmas music? sounds fucking terrible

They announced the main event this early because they knew the show was shit right?

Big improvement to the shit music they had Emma coming out to last week.

>>3108913
Jinder looks so manly now no homo

>>3108910
Was thinking the same. Is she about to get buried?

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>>3108698
>mfw Not a single one with a full bush

Is Emma's theme different again?

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Where's Emmalina??

>Emma's new theme isn't garbage anymore
>Still not as good as Evil Emma's theme
>Probably still gonna get buried with this shit #hashtag gimmick

It hurts, lads.

>Crickets for Emma

Is the crowd full of homosexuals or something?

>>3108840
Marry rato
Cuck Miz
Kill the man
Anal sambo

>>3108837
This
I want to see the ring collapsed again

>>3108585
send a new link to the discord, you e drone faggots

>>3108910
Rumors going around she's not satisfied with how she's being booked.

>>3108928
Hi Vince!

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>>3108891
I usually watch from my desktop. But this time, im gonna get in bed.
Exciting times in my life

>>3108934
No we're pissed shes not Emmalina.

guys...
what does alexa bliss' butt hole look like?

i need to know.

>>3108651
Holy shit who is this semen demon

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I just want to see Big Ratings Brawn

Why is it so long

>>3108943
a bag of sand

>>3108942
>we're pissed
A U T I S M

>>3108939
She said as much in an interview right before Summerslam.

>>3108934
She hasn't said or done anything at all and never strips down to bra & panties.

why would anyone care?

>>3108840
Marry Alexa (It was a tough choice because Maryse is loaded irl but no amount of money can come between me and my Blissfu), Fuck Maryse, Anal Nia, kill the literal who (no really, I dont know who she is)

>they started the match during commercial
kek

>>3108941
>Exciting times in my life
trust me, bud. You're better off getting a good night's rest than watching WWMEME

>>3108698

ME RIKEY

ME WANT TO PUT SMALL NIP DIK INTO WHITE GIRL

CHING TONG TING HRING

Would ya rather have a footjob from Emma, or a facesitting from Nia?

>>3108944
It's a trap

>>3108923
the one she had before is over 2 years old. It's not like it recently changed.

>>3108946
>All those numales jumping like they're at an Imagine Dragons concert

i missed cena's promo. did romannetty get BTFO again?

>>3108943
It looks like a small filing cabinet where she keeps all her ideas for ripped off gimmicks. Would still tap it though.

>>3108957
bullshit

FUCK THESE CUNTS HOLY SHIT

LITERALLY NO DIMES OR TALENT PLUS THEY'RE MAYBE 6/10 AT BEST

>HYUUHYUHYUUU DAT ASS DOE
FUCK YOU

>Emma will never step on my dick

>>3108960
>numales

Try using more buzzwords you ding-dong diddly faggot

>>3108955
SIXTY FIVE PERCENT

>>3108965
relax ya sperg

>>3108965
This. Internet smarks have ruined wrestling

>it's a Emma eats a pin episode

>>3108906
BMJ and My Black Son had a decent match.
Roman and John cut promos.
Sheamus and Cesaro squashed based Rhyno and Slater.

>>3108967
t. Numale

"COVER
EMMA
TO ADVANCE
TO NO MERCY!"
Cole is a robot

MASTERLOCK

>>3108975
Ya ding-dong diddly seething ya autist

>it's a "emma eats a pin" episode

its a rerun, but its one of my favorites

corey graves is cringeworthy

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>>3108967
Back to /r/the_donald with you

Carter spotted.

>>3108939
They've pushed her too the moon. If she isn't happy she's an ungrateful cunt. She gets more spotlight time than any other girl, including Charlotte.

>>3108981
ya balding

>>3108959
she had a different one last week

>>3108912
You realize, of course, it *has* to be Cult of Personality for maximum pop, right?

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>>3108946
>ref getting worked by gravity in the back

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why is Sasha wearing Grimace on her head?

>>3108993
WTF

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>>3108993
Post cock

>>3108976
Well if you had a loud old man, yelling in your headphones, then you would be a robot too.

CORY WITH 25% AT BEST!

Anyone else catch that Steiner reference?

>>3108859
Please tell me you have Cena's?

>>3108993
dat micropeen

>>3108989
>>3108984
>SEETHING

Sasha's delicious caramel thighs.

>>3109002
Fuck you

Why isn't there an IC/US Champ belt equivalent for the Women's Division? Their roster is the perfect size for it imo. Only problem is making sure they don't get a whole lot more screentime than they do now.

Do any other 80 pound gentlemen wear blindfolds during the ladies' matches as to not objectify their "butts" and "boobs"? Normally I'd just change the channel to Big Bang Theory, but I want to support the girls :3

If Sasha really wants to leave where will she go? Woman can't get big anywhere but here and NXT.

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>>3109001

>>3108986
I saw it too

>>3108980
>>3108980
>>3108980
>>3108980

>Bliss making the crowd laugh
I love it.

>>3108990
oh wow. I missed that. Does anyone even have that? Or does it belong to the ages?

>That scream exchange
My fucking sides

>>3109008
She could go back behind the counter of a Dunkin Doughnuts where she belongs.

Wow Shasha's knee strike is shit.

>take a big shit
>this match still goin

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GET IN THE DISCORD BROI! https://discord.gg/cQGMDP

>>3109012
>30 posts early
Autism

>Emma gets a title match

Based

>>3108782
I wish I had such a success rate when I go to the track. You should take these skills to OTB.

>>3109010
CENAWINSLOL

>>3108881
>AREXA

is neville autistic?

>>3109010
Fucking hell