Monday Night Ram thread #3

I couldn't watch the cena/reigns promo, what did roman actually say?

I want lick maryse asshole

>>3108211
'jon :('

>>3108211
Roman crushed Cena and made him look like a coward. People are starting to see why he's BBD.

How strong would you say Roman is looking tonight?

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TEAM /JEFF/

>>3108211
"I'm gay"

>>3108211
Something about a beanstalk

>>3108211
"u gay John lmao"

>>3108232
Hey joe

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>>3108232
ROMARKS SEETHING

>>3108232
Nice meme

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*gets shook by BBD*

I'm tapping out

I don't give a shit about anything that happens tonight

See you tomorrow for Dolph's new gimmick

This blade runner sequel looks fucking terrible

My stream is playing k-pop wtf

>new blade runner
>no one gives a fucking shit

KEK

>>3108248
>layers of makeup
>plastic tits
>fake blonde hair
>surgically altered face
gross

>>3108253
>Next week

>>3108211
"Sufferin succotash, John, why ya fìnna look at my ballz, ya pinheado!!"

>>3108258
What song?

>>3108262
Fake tits rule you fucking virgin

gimmy jeff win plz

>>3108265
no idea check
https://vaughnlive.tv/heythereanonymous

Mae Young classic gave me yellow fever, how do I get an East Asian gf?

HONKY TONK MAN

>>3108270
damn it the moment i sent it to you commercials ended and it went back to WWE

>>3108272
buy one

>doing flippy shit against the Miz
Bad move Jeff

Why donppl mark out for refs throwing guys out of the arena? SHOULDNT BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>3108272
Move to Japan, China or South Korea
Be white
Don't be Black or Mexican

>>3108272
seconding an answer for this

DELETE

>>3108272
Travel to an east Asian country - they love white dick over there.

Maryse gonna help him

inb4 slut interferes

>no outside distractions
>based wife is still at ringside

>literally only 28 people post on this board
wew

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>maryse

Why is Jeff phoning it in?

Pretty fucking good Raw so far

>>3108292
102 in last thread fgt

>>3108292
Raw gamethreads are always slower than Smack

>>3108295
He's busted, man. Give him a break

>>3108295
old.

Those were the weakest kicks I've ever seen.

Black ref is getting into it.

THERES NOTH ING HOTTER THAN A CHICK WEARING A FUCKING HUGE BRA

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Miz is calcalating

>>3108295
He's a 40 year old man with a broken body from drugs and stupid stunts.

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>>3108292
>tight group of wrestling bros shitposted so hard on /sp/ that we worked their userbase and mods into a seething fit of tears and got our own personal wrestling board created
Absolutely based

>>3108295
Title Changes don't usually happen on a regular RAW episode. But there's a better chance of that happening with a Secondary Title (meaning, U.S./I.C Titles).

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>>3108253
>dolph cuts another "i'm that damn good/I work hard and get no respect/things are about to change" promo
>he thinks this time things will really be different

Oh, you poor, poor anon.

>whatever she did
Cole doesnt even watch kek

Twist of Hate Stunner. Wat?
Has he always done that?

>>3108307
BASED CARTER AND HIS GOONS

>>3108307
And ruining any other /asp/ threads with the same stupid threads of whatever WWE did this week

Well that was pointless

BASED MIZ

based miz

>>3108315
>Cole doesnt even watch
I don't blame him

Anyone else really miss CM Phil?

>miz pinning jeff hardy

holy shit fuck this company

worst wrestler of all time

How can Jeff Hardy still walk at this point in his life?

I CAME TO PLAY

>>3108319
RAM in a nutshell

I like the Miz, but I'm so sick and tired of seeing the writing use Maryse to win week after week after week after week.

>>3108319
Words right out of my mouth

That was bretty good

"Clean" Miz win. Glad we wasted a battle royal for this.

>>3108319
Every single Miz match in a nutshell

GGUTS
GWT ON FUCKING TWITTWR NOW
CM PUNK CO N F I R M E D BAXKSTAGE!!!!

GET ON TWITTER

>>3108325
nope stopped caring after a long time

>>3108313
Dolph will forever be Nicky from the Spirit Squad. No amount of Championship Wins, Gimmick Changes or Colonel Sanders/KFC Commercials will EVER change that. He simply cannot be taken seriously.

>>3108330
This ffs

Has Miz ever won a match cleanly?

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I want to stick my fingy in Alexas bingy

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>>3108307
>>3108318
it does feel good pushing all the toy guns fags off the board tbqh lads. we /wwe/ now

>yet another fucking rematch

HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE HOT POTATO THIS

>>3108345
RATTO FATTO

Was face turn Nia did or a double heel turn

>Botcha Vs Rato again
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

Well that battle royal last week was a fucking pointless after all.

Who writes the scripts for the divas?

>>3108325
Based See 'Em Felipe still living in /asp/'s head rent free

EMMA

i'm so tired of wrestlers so obviously reciting a script and sounding so fake (Nia Jax) (Roman Reigns)

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I WANT TO LICKY ALEXAS STINKY!

>>3108340
Fake news

And nia's delivery wew

>>3108349
If Nia wins it, it ain't getting hot-potatoed.

I want to stick my peen in any one of Emma's available holes

well, Emma's getting squashed

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Emma working my dick into a shoot

IC title match was good, just wish Maryse would fuck off and let Miz get a clean win or have Jeff win instead.

Interference area cancer.

>>3108364
Yes it will. She'll drop it to Asuka a month later

How can Nia Jax be so horrible at talking

I'd Emma's ass desu

>>3108367
wow

>>3108348
They would get so worked when someone posted nerf guns in their threads

damn Nia is looking even fatter than usual

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did they?

>>3108372
Didnt Carter run ya the fuck out?

Mia drawfing kurt

Emma is British?

>>3108372
I would too if you know what I mean.

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huh, Sasha and Alexa teaming up?

My dick appreciates this

Not memeing, why does Kurt seem slow nowadays? He has dead eyes and looks like he doesn't understand anything.

>Emma

Muh fucking dick

How many times has Nia squashed Emma now? 3?

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>>3108325
fuck no

>>3108381
Aussie

>>3108385
Years of drug abuse and hits to the head.

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I'm already feeling sorry for Asuka if she has to be on RAM

What city we in tonight boys?

>>3108385
He wants to wrestle but they use him as a GM

That's what I meant. Alexa loses to Nia, but Nia loses to Asuka. Asuka would keep that title and it probably would never be hot-potatoed again, at least not for a few months to a year.

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>>3108368
>heels winning clean

>>3108385
Booze and pills will do that to you

I was having dinner, what happened to jeff, IC championship came home?

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>mfw Bliss buries all 3 at the PPV

>>3108385
all of the pills in the world and a muh neck

>>3108381
I think she is Australian, so yes.

>>3108392
Based Gold Coast producing slags

k pop stream is back
https://vaughnlive.tv/heythereanonymous

>>3108381
No she's not Muslim

>>3108325
Badnews Barret > CockMuncher phil.

>>3108395
Oh, maha

>>3108372
you KNOW it

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I want to sucky Alexas bunkies

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>>3108378

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>3108410
That's what he said, you stupid idiot.

>>3108262
This just in, Fat neckbeard basement dwelling neet somehow has high standards.
I'm sure you pull in the hottest of tail so why don't you post your gf?

>>3108416
huh?

>>3108420
Triggered as fuck that your waifu is ugly

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Rate Each match so far

>>3108401
Miz retained cleanly.

Should I watch Narcos or stick around for Braun vs Show?

>>3108184
Airing here https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y Only)

>Turn on Flash in Chrome or use Firefox.

>>3108390
Mickey Gall's gone nowhere since this, right? Buster Douglas syndrome, no one likes the man who kills Superman.

>>3108432
Make up your own mind

>>3108432
Watch the spic druglord show

>>3108432
Drink bleach

>>3108426
Cena vs Jordan 3.5
Miz vs Jeff 2.5
Were there any others?

If Huffman is the Booker then why is he acting surprised at the match he made?

Part of me is sad because I've been a huge Jeff mark since AE as a kid, even though Miz is an awesome champion (no pun intended)

What the hell are they supposed to do with Jeff and Matt from now on?
Miz literally got his first clean win in a long time, Brother Nero is buried af.

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75 minutes in.
Already over it.
Why doem RAM suck so much?

if dubs I will masturbate

>it's an enemies are forced to team up episode

>>3108448
This episode is actually good so far tbqh

>>3108434
He won his next fight after that like 9 months ago. Hasn't fought since.

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>tfw only drunk ITT

>>3108434
Na hes being groomed. He had a beastly fight with Super Sage Northcut.
They both have a bright future

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>>3108390
Man that start was just so bad. Awful. The guy just isn't really athletic. He's a tall nerd that hit the gym, which is fine. Nothing wrong with that, but he's just not an athlete. I knew it when I saw a trailer for his DVD and they showed him running around Chicago. Guy has the weirdest running gate. He runs like a duck. He's no athlete.

>>3108451
They blew their load early tonight and did BMJ, Cena, and the Miz/Hardy match in hour 1. Hours 2 and 3 will be awful.

>>3108441
>and hour and 20 in
>2 matchs
...there was a Tag Match. Idk...I think that's it.

>>3108425
Far from triggered bud, I just think it's funny how you have any standards when you have yet to touch a tit.
Ps: not seeing any pics faggot

THOSE TWO BEANS WILL BE LOCKED INSIDE OF A STEEL CAGE!

>>3108432
>narcos

watch anime you failed normie

>>3108434
He had a a match with Sage Northcutt and since then been training

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What video game are you playing instead of watching this?

>>3108455
not true famm

Anyone else notice those gay led ribbons are missing from the ring posts tonight?

Cena v Jordan
3/5 Was enjoyable but nothing to write home about

Slater and Rhyno v Sheamus and Cesaro
2/5 While technically sound, wasn't memorable at all.

Miz vs Jeff Hardy
3/5 Decent but boring again

>>3108455
WRONG

>>3108465
Oh yeah, the squash match

inb4 Memezo pasta

>>3108470
NONE YA FUCKING DWEEB

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

>>3108472
oh shit expect another exploding ring spot

>>3108470
csgo

BASED METALIK
RAW IS SAVED

205 piss break

>>3108449
I see a 44, good enough.
May it spray high and far.

MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND I DRAW ZERO DIMES AND AM A CERTIFIED KEK!

>>3108481
Came here for this.

cringe amore

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>>3108470
WWE 2k16

>>3108464
Then why don't your retarded ass stop watching if you already saw everything you wanted see?

Kek, 205 became the Enzo show

>>3108478
>>3108481
Fucking kek.

>>3108472
The cage might not fit around it

crowd is fucking dead

Other dudes shouldn't come down for Enzo's music. It's really weird.

>>3108470
Watching Preacher on another channel

>>3108211
cena looked better than reigns, reigns looked out of his league. same as last week. nothing new.

Enzo is a role model for numales like me everywhere. We've formed such a tight bond, I call him Eric.

>>3108492
I cringed when you got ran the fuck out with tears streaming down ya face

>205
>Enzo
I wish I had 2 dicks so I could take 2 piss breaks at the same time

RAM should be 2 hours long, so many pointless segments.

>>3108470
Replaying Estival Versus

WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?????

Enzo confirmed a draw only with big cass

kill enzo

>>3108481
jesus christ i finally got the filename

KEK

and enzo looks way better here than his current hobo beard homeless look. wtf

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>Its a Cringezo Aboregay segment

>>3108505
guess you'll have to settle for zero

>>3108482
That's what I was thinking. Why can't they be a little more original?

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS THIS IS WEIRD AF

wat is he talking about?

Mira aqui.


Ok, Enzo is based.

This is great, I can't wait until Enzo takes the title away from Neville

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>>3108481

>QUESO PICANTE
ESO ES RACISTA!

Damn Enzo is so over. Smarks BTFO

Enzo can't really do anything but talk. But he's better at it than most of the roster. So w/e, let him talk.

he should have given cedric and gran metalik the AND THIS RIGHT HERE treatment to help get them over a bit

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>>3108184
COME ON DOWN TO THE CHADCORD

Z8qYrY

enzo single handedly carrying the cruiserweight division

>Enzo's new gimmick is "I'm better than all of these other cruiserweights because I cheat"

This will either be fire or straight garbage, and I lean toward the latter.

>>3108482
nope, destroyed cage

but you're close

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>>3108470
wwe 2k17

Enzo surrounded by a group of people that actually know how to wrestle.

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I tune into RAW to see Jeff Hardy
>facepaint
>solo theme
>win the IC title
instead none of that and Mizetty wins? Fuck this, where do I sign up to New Japan World?

What is Enzo's gimmick?

>>3108531
She's too fat

>>3108531
Who?

>>3108531
Look pretty fun to hide under and blow raspberries on bro

>>3108534
Haha sit down mark

>>3108494
calm down

How long till enzo an heros?????

Enzo literally saving the entire division, unbelievable.

How to fix 205 Live

>have Gran Metalik have a one hour match against anyone

done

>>3108536
shit talking

>>3108536
Desperately trying to stay relevant

how about they wrestle?

Cool, i'm going to bed, night all

U MAD BRO

>>3108535
>Fuck this, where do I sign up to New Japan World?

At the fedora and vape shop.

>>3108545
who?

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Was the Cruiserweight division doomed to fail the moment this ladyboy decided not to sign?

>>3108545
How to fix 205 Live:
Cancel it

>>3108532
I wish they'd just leave that shit off the posts. It looks gay a f tbqh

>>3108552
Thank you kind sir

>>3108543
Hes making money to travel around the world fucking ring rats doing what he loves. Im sure he'll be fine

Enzo is so fucking annoying holy shit.

>getting worked by cigarettes

autists in this thread not knowing that Enzo is /ourguy/

>>3108545
>muh athleticism draws
I can smell ya from here

Enzo Amore drew zero dimes that day.

>>3108536
Most over guy in the room

HYD?

>>3108555
205 exists to give the network a live show to give the network more relevance on Thursdays. Thats it. I went to a Smackdown 2 weeks ago and half the audience left when 205 started shit was hillarious.

>>3108549
No one cares you ugly faggot this isnt your blog

drunk bros, has that ever happened to you?

What the fuck is that Gran Metalik?????
This is his first match since the CWC??

Enzo for Cruiserweight champ when?

>>3108574
not at all, no

>>3108574
>Hasn't been keeping track of him on 205 live.

That's okay. We don't blame you.

>>3108569
Don't you mean Tuesdays?

>>3108573
My reflection bullies me all the time. He's a right cunt.

>>3108576
Hecking Bambozzled

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>The state of this crowd

>>3108576
Chill doggos 10/10

I hope Enzo breaks his leg again

>>3108576
10/10 also points for the bed being made. So many neckbeards dont even use sheets the filthy marks

>>3108576
What does this have to do with wrestling Carter?

How is Enzo such a terrible wrestler?
How can he have been employed by the WWE for 5 years and still be so terrible

they need to create cruiserweight tag teams

too many useless people for such a giant divison

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>>3108576
>he's a dog person

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all of you faggots need to look here>>3108528
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>>3108529
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>>3108576

Cute!

>>3108576

Beagle is a legit 10/10 dog.

Other dog is 7/10.

>>3108576
I'd prefer to discuss your bolo collection in that picture

>>3108576
10/10 good boys

I'll never understand why Gulak is in this division.

>>3108500
Is it actually getting good, because it's like they are fighting to make Garth Ennis' story as shit as they possibly can.

>>3108481
wow enzo looks alot better in this picture without that stupid hair and beard and as many pointless tats

>enzo gets picked up
>"What the hell!?"
That was actually pretty funny.

Does Alisha Fucks guy exsist only to eat pins?

Why does 50% of the roster not even lift?

>>3108584
Yea Tuesdays sorry I am on lots of nyquil and have a fever

>tfw 205 live is canceled for a waifu wars weekly show

:^)

>>3108588
>the state of this programming

>>3108528
This place is a shit show.

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>yfw you thought the CWC and United Kindom Championship tournament would bring great things to the WWE

How long until these shitty crowds get bored with Enzo? His shit is stale as fuck and I can't take it anymore.

>>3108607
Estrogen in the water

>>3108602
free talent trainer

>>3108184
Is Enzo the only white one there?

>>3108562
What's up Enzo

>>3108596
cringe

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1 hour 30 mins left

>>3108542
I'm calm, just giving your retarded ass some common sense.

>>3108585
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Noam Dar just flipped off Enzo's squad!

>>3108576

8/10 good puppers

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>only half way through RAW

>>3108603
The quality wobbles really bad, but it's still better than RAM

Cedric Alexander is the most boring, generic name I could imagine

I'm literally falling asleep trying to watch RAW lol, not even meme'ing 2bh.

Goodnight lads, tomorrow tell me how Show jobbed to based Braun again, I hope they do a cool steel cage spot.

>>3108571
Calm down, Enzo

>>3108626
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NEW

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NEW

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NEW

>>3108618
Gulak

Enzo-guri

I still cant get into this 205 shit guys

>>3108614
Probably never, people love them some catchphrases

>>3108543
B..But he's still on Raw, as well as being the biggest face on another promotion. This is actually a step up for his career when you look at it.

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>>3108595
>he's not white
(also don't post based Italians if you are going to have shit tastes)

What are Enzo's shoes?

>>3108649
you can't afford them.

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>>3108596
Tge fuck is your problem?

>>3108626
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NEW

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NEW

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NEW

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NEW

>>3108576
Not in enclosed pool area
0/10

>>3108660
epic post men.

>>3108585
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NEW

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NEW

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NEW

>>3108660
Fucking btfo

>>3108184
>Thigh highs
HNNNNNG