One hour until showtime lads get in here
Confirmed happening tonight
>Cena vs My Black Son
>Braun vs Big Show inside a Steel Cage
>Jeff Hardy vs Miz for the IC title
>Cena vs My Black Son
>>3107294
BEST IN THE WOOORRLD
>>3107294
Airing here https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y Only)
>Turn on Flash in Chrome or use Firefox.
>>3107301
Suck a Dick kross
>>3107299
GOAT
This fucking RAW rocks senpai! tune in to watch on the US Netowrk!
NOW GET THE GUNS, THE DRUGS, OF MY GENERATION, NOW TAKE THE FALL
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON
LET'S GET IT ON
That's all it would take for me to care.
>>3107316
Living in that head rent free
who here /SMACK/
>>3107294
is anyone actually gonna watch this?
>>3107357
Of course. We get about 90 unique IPs in the gamethreads each week
Kek
>RAM is gonna be live on Xmas and New Year's day
Goddamn. Vince, cut the talent a little break. Who the hell watches that shit on those days?!
>>3107420
>comfy NBA Christmas games, NFL games and RAM after opening gifts with family and enjoying Christmas dinner
Absolutely based
>>3107430
The rating will be trash
>>3107431
As a fan the ratings mean nothing to me
>>3107431
Expect sub-2 million views
I actually wanna watch today for some reason. Where do I go for high quality Streams? acestream preferred.
>>3107351
It's tough being a /smack/ lad these days. Not going to lie
>>3107439
oh yeah? you thinking about flip flopping?
>Raw starts
>https://youtu.be/s92ax13Lv3I
Holy fucking based
>>3107294
>not spending 3 hours reliving/experiencing late 1996 through mid 2001 instead
Based Big Ratings Chrisley working Vince and the WWE into a seethe
Per the dirtsheets:
>"After being destroyed by Cena last week and almost crying, tonight Reigns will declare John Cena the greatest of all time. Rumor has it that Reigns wants to suck Cena's dick in the ring to show what a submissive cuck he is, but Cena isn't into gay shit. After hearing that, Reigns almost cried again cause he is a little bitch!"
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
is taker appearing tonight? or just at no mercy?
>>3107467
cringe
>BREAKING: WWE Raw kicks off with a match nobody gives a shit about that will drag on for 20+ minutes!
>>3107467
based
>he doesn't watch chrisleykino before every RAM
>more Chrisley shit
jesus christ who watches this
>>3107472
Papi que semanas más difíciles hemos tenido
Where are my Pokepals?
>>3107489
>Disliking based Chrisley
>>3107489
it's the true best hour of wwe programming.
not even kidding
>>3107294
>RAM
jej
>>3107439
Still better than a Rawtist.
>>3107489
out
>>3107301
based
>>3107489
Why would you not watch chrisleykino? JeriGOAT will be appearing with chrisley on september 12.
>>3107489
People who aren't newfags.
>>3107301
Based
>>3107294
SERIOUS question for all the gamethread only posters.
Why don't you stick around on /asp/ regularly? It would help the board not feel so dead all the time, and Carter would probably samefag less often too
ROMAN BTFO
It's on.
>>3107507
Yelissa's Sasquatch arms scare me away
>>3107342
> His gimmick is he's never not had a cock in his mouth
Wew
GOTTA FIST FULLA FIFTIES
TEQUILA JUST HIT ME
STOP IT CENA HE'S DEAD ALREADY
FAKE ASS BITCH
>a part timing fake ass bitch
>>3107505
Based big dimes ramon
Y-Y-Yo're a phony
That bit with the two photos of the Rock was cool. A/V team does it again.
>WWE editing out Roman's blunders
>editing out the botched shovel line that took him 3 tries to spit out
KEK
>you're not THE GUY
>dude you're A GUY
damn that's the best line of the year
>starting with the eulogy of Roman
>>3107532
Well no shit
TIME FOR OUR FAKE FIGHTIN LADS.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>3107527
Too bad they killed his push in the show.
BASED!!!
Romanetty is such a fucking joke! Cena owned him like a 3 dollar nigga!
>>3107541
Appledough
I hope that all you spergs know that this ends with Cena putting over Reigns
this place is packed to the gills im here
Great job editors, you made that duel look like a slight Roman victory rather than the actual humiliation of the Big Dog I witnessed last week.
>>3107294
damn i didn't see their promo battle but this recap makes it looks like the big down destroy cena
Piss break
BIG MATCH JOHN
>starting the show with Black Son burial
holy shit
>>3107546
I hope so. If Roman goes over he will truly be dead in the eyes of the crowd
>>3107547
Smackdownie are seething at the draw power of RAM.
BOOKER T IS BACK
fuck
>>3107542
Chavo never drew a dime
BRAAAAAAAAAPPAPPADOOOOOOOOOO
>>3107548
Editors could make Bayley's promos look like the Rock's promo's. They're that good.
>>3107549
Because they left out the parts where Roman stuttered or forgot his lines. He was flailing last week.
MY BLACK SON
B L A C K S O N
no reaction for Jordan
HOLY FUCKING LEL
holy shit that anti-pop for jordan lmao
>that theme
horrible
>Booker T is there
Wow, guess he doesn't give enough of a shit about his community to help with the cleanup effort, he probably stayed in Houston last week to loot fried chicken and BBQ sauce
He should be fired
>Try to use Miz to get Jordan over
>Try to use Cena to get Jordan over
End it already
'I'm sorry mrs.Blackson,
The crowd is deeeaaaad'
TOOTHLESS AGGRESSION
Jordan getting buried
Squash match incoming.
>2002 smackdown
It' makes me sad
jason jordan getting fucked buried
Another trash jobber theme by CFzero$
>>3107542
>Chavetty
>>3107557
Chilindrina please. He still draws more dimes than you even in death.
R U T H L E S S
A G G R E S S I O N
Poor Jason. He should have stuck with Gable
Jordan beating Cena via reigns distraciton incoming
>AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST BEAT MY WIFE
I remember that sign, one of the greats
I feel so bad for Jordan. He would've been a solid midcard guy for a long time if he never got this gimmick. Now he's going to get released within 2 years because this gimmick is death.
UNTIL I GOT THAT LETTER
BASEDBLACKSON
>>3107554
Oh no, a crowd of spergy obese virgins wearing dildos are gonna boo someone
Seems like once a month Cena wrestles a young guy and they flash that package, implying this guy could be the next Cena.
Spoiler alert: they're never the next Cena
did vince tell cena to evaluate jordan?
>>3107567
Atleast they didn't give him a shitty rap song just bc he's black
The crowd is dead as fuck
How do I get myself a black son?
>He'll never be on that level, Maggle. What the fuck is Vince spitting in your ear.
LET'S GO CENA!
MY BLACK SON!
>>3107586
MY BLACK SON
MY BLACK SON
Why did the video from 2002 look better quality than today??
it must be a yes man not vince thats high on jordan. arn? regal? brisco?
>wwe making booker reference the money fight
Cringe
>>3107294
LETS GO CENA
>raw starting with a match
what the hell is going on?
This time around
I'm stayin' at home
And things are gonna get better
Settlin' in
Lovin' my wife
But then I got that letter
My Black Son My Black Son
Now each day my heart is gettin' bigger
Don't even remember sleeping with that lady but I did
My Black Son He's comin' to stay
My Black Son He's makin' each day
The best that he can!
Also, he's a ninja
>>3107598
You can adopt one. People throw black kids away all the time!
>>3107598
find one on reddit
Um....anyone else noticing that Carter sign?
>>3107598
Are you really willing to do that?
Even that 7-year-old kid knows Cena sucks
kek that Carter sign
More like No Pop Son...
>>3107598
Get a wife first, dont worry she will do the rest.
>>3107601
NOW EACH DAY MY HEART IS GETTIN BIGGER
>>3107597
When is a WWE crowd not dead? Don't knows why "fans" waste money to go to these shows, I guess tickets must be dirt cheap these days.
>>3107611
DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SLEEPING WITH THAT LADY BUT I DID
>>3107598
impregnate one of these
>>3107598
Having a black son is easy.
It's having a black DAD that's the hard part.
Is this No Mercy?
Fucking Carter.
>takin it to the hood
>Cena knows Shakespeare
Booker is drunk again
>>3107621
Is Cena intentionally trying to have a bad match?
>>3107622
I met a black father once.
...once.
>>3107627
To be fair, so is everyone else because this shit is too painful to watch sober
>>3107622
LOL
Get Black father
they 100% do not exist.
just lol at kids from black men..
ENJOY LIVING LIFE WITHOUT A DAD
HAHAHAHA
DADLESS dindu
Time for the fucking food ads
>>3107631
>...once
In a dream?
>>3107301
that "king of cozy" game is pure autism please remove it
>>3107630
nah you can see his goden shovel just fine.
>>3107630
>intentionally
Implying he ever has to try
>HAVING WRESTLING MATCHES ON A SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT SHOW IN 2017
why?
>>3107631
>>3107628
>Being so closet gay that you find healthy attractive women gross
>>3107363
You didn't answer his question but thats a nice go to defense you got there
the show is going to get better after this right?
>>3107633
Fucking based. I have very nice quality hair, maybe I can bag a black girl despite being a 5'9" manlet?
BASED BIG MONEY BOB LEE
>>3107635
No it was real life. He's my pimp. He's got like 8 hoes calling him "daddy".
How is Jordan so bad in the ring?
I haven't watched any wrestling really since the late 90s and the first live ep I watched was last week's RAW/Smackdown.
Currently watching this week's RAW and wondering... why am I getting into this again?
>>3107648
Black girls love manlets. You'll be fine.
>>3107647
And things are gonna get better
Settlin' in
Lovin' my wife
But then I got that letter
why is this thread so dead. what happened to asp.
Just got off work. Should I go home and watch raw or go to a BBQ?
Cena is going to win and Roman will use this as an example of Cena burying young "talents"
>>3107653
Stop while you're ahead. It WON'T get better. Trust me
>>3107652
LOL yeah his punch exchange looked pathetic.
He's trying to be all wobbly legged like a moron
>>3107658
BBQ for sure
/asp/ how would you feel if you woke up as a black version of yourself tomorrow? what would you do?
>>3107652
He's just like Romanetty. A hot tag specialist who can't wrestle as a singles competitor.
What shit mark city are they in? These fans are cringe.
>>3107657
Cena happened
>>3107645
>finding black Doink attractive
Have sex I'm beggin ya
>>3107621
muh dick
ONE AA
>>3107658
BBQ
>Jason Jordan
What's WWE'S end game. Like...someone thought this story up. Did they think this up beyond the Black son meme?
wtf is JJ wearing? Does he have fruit on his attire?
what was that shit reversal
Cena is balding terribly. He'll look like a monk within 2 years.
>>3107658
What kind of BBQ? Pork, beef or chicken?
>>3107593
You mean like AJ styles
that is a fucking shitty crossface
Based Cena with the late 90's Mutoh baldspot.
>>3107668
>>3107664
Ask the state for welfare
>>3107657
>why is this thread so dead. what happened to asp.
Their parents made them get out of the house and go to a relatives house for a labor day cookout and be outside
> you can feel them seething as each second passes by
>>3107658
Come on it's RAM anon. Don't waste three hours on this. Go BBQ.
>>3107676
STILL BETTER THAN DEAN OR CORBIN
Cena will never put some effort in that shitty submission
CrossFace!?
Graves will be fined for this.
ok, that was pretty cool
>>3107658
a burger is better than three hours of shit
OMG IM HAVING FLASHBACKS TO A CERTAIN RABID WOLVERINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njb_rjV9NYI
Those suplexes looked great
>>3107682
>seething
BIG MATCH JON?
That was a big match?
And cena wins again...
HERE COMES THE GOLDEN SHUFFLE
REIGNS IS RIGHT
CENA IS BURYING EVERY NEW TALENT
B I G
M A T C H
J O H N
That fucking bald spot on Cena. Holy fuck.
BIG MATCH JOHN DOES IT AGAIN
why isnt jason jordan over? is the wwe universe actually fucking racist? roman reigns and now jason jordan.
fucking racist white fags
hopefully this kills JJ push
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
Burying more talent, I see.
alright Angle, now show your son how it's done
They actually call him big match John now, wtf
>Genetics
They're right, genetics playing a huge part into this. Mixed peoples are the superior peoples.
For all you whites on here, make sure you mix with blacks.
And Jason Jordan is officially buried
BIG
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
BIG MATCH JOHN isn't the same without JBL calling him that
>>3107699
This is literally the first time Jordan has looked good as a singles competitor
I gave up on an opportunity for a footjob from the wife, for THIS?
Who's Jason Jordan's real dad?
YES BASED BIG DOG, GET FUCK NECKBEARDS
BIG DOG
Uh oh, he's not going to talk again is he?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*buries young talent*
was Roman Reigns right?
really makes me think
>>3107658
Watch RAW. CM Punk is rumored to be coming back tonight. Also the BIG DOG just showed up to confront Cena.
THE SHIELD IS BACK
B A S E D
I O
G G
>>3107718
Mr. Jordan
this nigga should have went for the angle slam
>>3107711
>buried
>Strong showing against Cena in an obvious throwback to Cena's debut
>>3107606
it became popular within the wwe cult to complain about opening promos so here we are
>no rededing hairline
>huge baldspot
how is this possible?
So Roman was right.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3107718
Kurt Angle
>>3107718
Your dad
The... Big Dog... is here!
They really stepped it up after the commercial. This was fun.
>autists think that was a burial
A competitive match on Raw where the younger talent loses is not burial. Did you not watch Cena's debut match they keep cramming down our throats?
>>3107718
He doesn't know
What an odd time for a commercial
>the big dog
>commercials
>>3107719
Watch out. Cena might pull out his sh shuffle to bury him.
Miniature pupper arrives and they immediately go to a break. wtf
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romans superman punch logo looks gay as fuck desu senpai
the start of Roman 'Baby Rock' Reigns
BBDWTFAS
Do we like (((Roman Reigns)))?
>having to cut to a commerical because your FOTC gets booed out of the building once his entrance music hits
hahahaaha roman getting booed as usual, even in cities where cena is getting cheered.
big match dog
>>3107660
Right now I'm here for Nakamura really and to see if they'll do the logical thing and make Roman a heel like he was born to be.
>Jason Jordan being buried
Not sure why they wasted so much time on this Angle storyline with him.
Would it have hurt for them to let JJ kick out of 1 FU?
JJ has potential, if he can improve his mic skills he's a upper mid card gate keeper to the main event guy
>Roman comes out
>Vince goes to straight to commercial
>>3107753
only if you are carter
Ad break so Roman can piss his pants and hyperventilate before being given a mic.
>>3107749
It looks baka!
>>3107704
Push? He's lost over half of his matches.
>>3107717
>he doesnt get footjobs while watching raw
boo who cares
lets go jordan
>>3107753
only ironically
>>3107747
they had to let him have a practice run saying his lines so hopefully he wont fuck up again this week
What autists think:
>If Cena beats a rookie, he's burying him
>If Reigns beats a rookie, he's not burying him
Can't have it both ways Romacucks.
>>3107759
>Would it have hurt for them to let JJ kick out of 1 FU?
Sorry kid, this isn't your local indy outlaws.
>have to go to a commercial so Reigns can rehearse his lines one last time
>>3107717
It's okay, the bull will take your place.
I'm already cringing lads
Based promo incoming. Please put me in the screencap
RAMEN PLS DON'T SPERG OUT
>>3107771
This. Atleast Cena let's his opponent get his offense off.
They are going to try and force a worked shoot
>Vince cutting to commercial so Romanetty can go over his lines with Cena during the commercial
>Cena getting cheered
BOO DOG BTFO
>Liking Roman Reigns because the majority hates him.
>I'm so anti-mainstream
>Fuck the normies XD
The absolute state of this board
Please don't cry Roman.
Please don't cry Roman.
Please don't cry Roman.
Please don't cry Roman.
Please don't cry Roman.
Please don't cry Roman.
Oh great, another beat the clock challenge?
Damage control incoming.
BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE COMING UP
>>3107758
Vince changed his mind.
MAKE IT STOP
BASED BIG DOG BTFOING CENETTEY
Why did it take Mayweather 10 rounds to beat a rookie? Is Roman fucking retarded?
>This fucking monologue
WHAT
you can hear the spaghetti rumbling in all 20 of roman's vest pockets
B A S E D
I O
G G
>over 20 minutes
Roman, please
Roman trying to bury My Black Son
booring
is it actually his yard though
>Over 20 minutes
Don't insult the viewer Vince
HE SAID THE BOLD B WORD
HE SAID IT AGAIN
HE SAID IT AGAIN
BIG MATCH JOHN ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LMFAO BASED BIG DOG
DEBBIE DOWNER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROMAN WINS
HE SAID IT AGAIN OMG
>>3107771
See this is exactly right!!! Reigns just proved it.
Why is Roman burying JJ
>if you kill your enemies you win
>W H A T
>he said bitch again xDDD
The STATE of Roman's promos
Has Roman ever had the crowd go "what?"
ROMAN BTFO
I think Cena is the one drunk tonight
>GETTING WHAT CHANTS
>BETTER SAY BITCH
Lyin' John
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BBD BBD BBD
john 'FAKE ASS BITCH' CENA BTFO
>Fake ass little bitch
Vince seething backstage.
BE A STAR KIDS
holy shit promo of the year
WHAT
>>3107796
this, when will WWE learn to keep Roman AWAY from shit like this.
Just keep him silent or only answer to interviewers backstage.
>>3107807
um yeah sweetie, he retired the dead man
>>3107786
Cringe.
Roman is going to squash Jordan next isn't he
BIG DAWG
wew lads lel
>I BUSTED THEM OPEN...BIG DOG
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Ok. They realised how bad last week was and have decided to run with it. I like it.
BALLS HAHA
BASED ROMAN
BIG DAWG BIG COG
top kek
Cena trying to see the big dogs balls
>insulting your gay fans
nice, roman.......
>YOU WOULD BE LOOKIN FOR THEM
Lol ok this is pretty good
>>3107850
HAHAH BENIS BROKE ZIPPER MAMA WUTS THAT MEAN
>y-you would be looking for those
can't wait until cena goes off to do his direct to dvd movies
Cena is a disgusting human being
BASED MIZ
>>3107850
Spear? more like Red Rocket
>>3107886
Hi Carter!
Cena sucks dude
how does this not make a heel turn for either ?
Is this the first time Cena's played the face in years?
why does roman always does that smirk
this is getting boring
>>3107920
hollywood acting coach at great expense
>>3107937
Did you know fist can be a verb?
DEANETTY AND ROLLINSETTY
>>3107991
wot
So far its been a shit raw.