Christcucks BTFO

>live recap show
kek

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>Big Match AJ gets to spend Christmas with his devout wife and children while watching/making fun of half his co-workers on live television.

Amen bro.

Holy shit, this will get sub 1.00 ratings. The NBA will have some incredible games on Christmas night, and the NFL will also play on Christmas this year. This is going to be a slaughter.

>>3106954
based A+ show drawing the best timeslots

>>3106954
I hope they d another episode in the WWE office like they did during the snow storm.

CHRISTETTY BTFO BY BASED CORPORATE GREED

>>3106954

Any guesses? 1.9 Rating for the X-Mas show.

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>Dec 25th
Sol Invicta and Yule arent even christian though...

They aren't even being ironic about it anymore, they WANT record low ratings.

Also i'd be pissed the fuck off if I was working there.

hope somebody gets a life threatening injury during one of these shows cuz that would be pure kino

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>THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS
>DANCE YOU MONKEY FUCKS LEAVE YOUR FAMILIES
>NO WE CAN'T DO A RECAP SHOW WHAT FAGGOT SHIT IS THAT

>>3106973

Smackdown has a house show every Monday night. I wonder if they'll still do it or it'll be cancelled.

Based Big Dog is going to sink the ratings into the ultimate of lows

>>3106954
That's fucked up.

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Instead of a live show, do a pre taped Christmas special. Nothing in-ring. Tape it in a studio and do cringey holiday spoofs with bad acting and terribly produced greenscreen backgrounds.
Have Kevin Owens do Grinch spoof, Foley does his Santa schtick, uhh...
On second thought, thisnsounds like a terrible idea. Carry on...

>live show on one of the lowest rated shows on the year

No really, what the fuck are they thinking?
Can't wait for the backlash from talent over this.

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>>3107034
>Christmas-kino
If it's anything like Southpaw I'd be down

Do Americucks really associate Santa Claus gift day with some jeebus shit?

>>3107057
Thanks anon. That's what I was trying to get at.
But only an hour long. Then follow it with a two hour year in review show.

>>3106980
fuck yeah. even a pretaped RAW Talk would be nice.

Honestly wouldn't mind a clip show of Christmas themed matches and vignettes

>>3107000
No one goes to their house shows on normal nights, what makes you think they'll hold one on christmas?

>>3106990
>Also i'd be pissed the fuck off if I was working there.
Some companies will pay double or triple if you work xmas day. Reckon WWE does that? I feel sorry for the poor janitor or the IT grunt that has to work xmas day because vince doesn't believe in taking time off.

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Hope we can see Noellf again.

I have a feeling Vince will be visited by three ghosts.
> The ghost of WCW
> The ghost of ratings that begin with 3
> The ghost of many a wrestler's push

>Show broadcasts live
>its literally in-home stuff on wrestlers spending time with their families

How would you feel?

There's a legit big possibility that this will actually break the record for least watched Raw ever. A lot of factors contributing to it.

>>3107105
Sad because we'd get to see the wrestlers as real people with real emotions and real people who care about them for a few hours before we went right back to corporate fake bullshit.

>>3107105
Comfy. I'd like that. Something different.

>>3106954
>missing out on Christmas so you can playfight in an empty bingo hall

The state of WWE """""wrestlers""""

>>3107104
kek if wwe did a christmas carol spoof with Vince as scrooge that would be amazing.

>>3107105
I hope it shows Brock and Braun making peace for the night

>>3107130
>Brock and Braun
>In late December
My dude, I have bad news.

>>3107130
>AJ Styles home Christmas special
>new years show is largely Brock and Braun cracking beers and sitting in lawn chairs looking at the Minnesota sky.

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>>3107140
AJ is on SD!L

I hope based Braun dresses up as Santa, but acts like the Santa Claus from Futurama

>>3106980
That was an opportunity absolutely fucking wasted. They literally could've had so much fun with that but all we got was Dean walking through the snow for like 10 seconds. No snowball fights, throwing them at cars, no snow angels or snowmen, no snow-related hijinks. Absolutely retarded.

EMPTY ARENA MATCHES ALL NIGHT LONG

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>>3107104
HEY SCROOGE

>>3106954
>Christcucks BTFO
What a weird angle to take with this story. The real issue here is the talent not being able to spend time with their families

>>3107104
>Vince, wake up baybey

>>3107159
>The real issue here is the talent not being able to spend time with their families

Sounds like something a christcuck would say.

>>3107065
Jesus' name is literally in the name of the holiday: CHRISTmas.

>>3107146
I wonder how long it took them to get it right.

>God impregnates Mary and fucks off like a nigger
>Joseph stays with her and helps raise his wife's son
Christianity is literally the product of cuckoldry

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>>3107159
How would our good Christian family man >>3107146 feel about this? I could understand Alexa Bris or Satanist Heathen Seff working on Christmas day, but come on. Vince is literally Scrooge.

>>3106999
Vince is gonna have Hornswoggle be born in a manger on the christmas show

>>3107156
HEY SANTA

>>3106954
Oh joy....I can't wait for another face turns heel again suddenly for a day just so John Cena can save Christmas episode.

>>3107223
>Cena
He'll be leaving the company before Christmas

Nobody else notice this was announced on Labour Day. A perfect announcement fir you non-union workers

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>>3107104
YA SEE TINY TIM

>>3107283
lol

>>3107065
>>3107125
>>3107169
Ding-Dong Diddlycringe

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>>3107101
Noellf is both based and a cute. This is not debatable.