Book it

Owens-Nakamura main event
Rollins-Styles 2nd main

>>3103629
Roman wins and looks strong

>>3103635
People like you are the reason they never will trust on smarks opinion

>>3103635
Are you trying to speed up their demise?

>>3103629
Undertaker fucks his replaces hip and is never heard from again

>>3103635
cringe

Brock vs Braun vs Hogan
Cena & The Hardys vs. The Shield
AJ vs Nakamura
Angle/Jordan vs Benjamin/Gable
Joe vs Miz vs Finn vs Bray vs Sheamus vs Cesaro - IC Ladder Match
Raw vs Smackdown Battle Royale - winner gets something (nxt pick, Mauro, bragging rights)

Hunter will wrestle

>>3103671
>implying any brand wants Mauro

Unsanctioned Fight
>Brock Lesnar vs. Conor McGregor

>Braun Strowman vs. Goldberg

Universal Championship
>Roman Reigns (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

WWE Championship
>AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

>Kurt Angle vs. Daniel Bryan

>John Cena vs. Samoa Joe

>Bray Wyatt vs. Triple H

brock vs strowman
cena vs reigns

wait....

>>3103629
reigns vs undertaker
lesnar vs nakamura
cesaro vs gable
aj vs nakameme
blissetty vs becky
revival vs deanetty and seth

>>3103635
RIP WWE

Braun vs Jinder
Brock vs AJ Styles
The Shield vs Cena, Orton, and HHH as a three man power Trip
KO and Shane have a brawl all around New Orleans
Miz vs Corbin

>>3103629
Lesnar (c) v Strowman - Universal Title- No DQ
Nakamura (c) v AJ - WWE Title
Sasha Banks (c) v Asuka - Raw Womens Title
Shane O Mac v Owens
Reigns v Cena - HIAC
Jinder (c) v Sami Zayn- US Title
Dean Ambrose v Seth Rollins - Last Man Standing
Breezango (c) v Usos v New Day - SD Tag Titles - Ladder match
Triple H v Finn Balor
Charlotte (c) v Becky Lynch - SD Womens Title
Bray Wyatt v Brother Nero w/ Matt Hardy
Orton v Roode
The Miz (c) v Samoa Joe - IC Title

Pre-Show
Revival (c) v Titus Worldwide - Raw Tag titles
Andre The Giant Jobber Battle Royal
Pete Dunne v Neville - UK Title

Man it was hard to come up with anything for the Smackdown roster, everyone on that roster is a jobber to some degree.

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>>3103629
Here's the main event

Hogan vs Flair in a 60 minute iron man match for the senior heavyweight title.

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>>3103678
>Unsanctioned Fight
>Brock Lesnar vs. Conor McGregor

Bring back as many retired wwf/wcw wrestlers as possible (dead or alive). And put them in a royal rumble where the winner instantly gets put over the entire roster

>roman defeats brock
>crowd is booing
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA&t=54s
>pins roman in less than ten seconds
>ONE MORE RUN BROTHER

Jannetty vs his daughter's father for the right to have sex with her.

>>3103781
and the winner is roman reigns! :]

>>3103671
>winner gets something
How about just a title shot to either the IC or US title? Could even be later during WM

>>3103783
Does he put someone over or just drop the belt as he retires?

>>3103800
Yeah I meant the brand gets something, but the wrestler who wins should get something too.

>>3103629
PRESHOW
>Women's battle royale featuring every woman on the roster
Just to get them out of the way.
>Something involving R-Truth and Baron Corbin
Because it'll be funny.

MAIN SHOW
>El Generico & Kevin Owens vs (c) Miz & Dolph Ziggler - WWE Unified Tag Team Championship
The seeds were planted at Survivor Series, when Sami Zayn faced off against Ziggler in a No DQ Retirement match for the ages, which saw Zayn leveled after the Miz interfered and shockingly joined forces with his longtime rival. The two went on to decimate the tag division, and even put Owens in the hospital when he sought revenge on Miz for costing him yet another US title shot. But questions remain in this high-stakes matchup: just who is the mysterious El Generico, and why is he so illiterate?

>(c) AJ Styles vs (c) Shinsuke Nakamura - US/IC Title vs Title Match
Because.

>Finn Balor vs Roman Reigns - Buried Alive Match
The WWE thought it had seen the end of Finn Balor at TLC, after his brutal mauling by the rampaging Big Pupper, but the demon rose from the depths in the final moments of the Royal Rumble to cost Reigns his shot at the title. Now these two collide with vengeance in their hearts. Will the weakest spear in the world prevail, or will the stompy thing put the Big Dog in the ground?

>Daniel Bryan vs Kurt Angle - 2 of 3 Falls 60 Minute Time Limit
Two great technicians return to the ring to face off in a grueling Iron Man match. Whose neck will break first? Will anyone, including the audience, still be conscious at the end?

>Seth Rollins vs Brock Lesnar vs (c) Braun Strowman - WWE Undisputed Championship Triple Threat Match
It's the moment of truth. The ruthless and newly sinister architect looks to complete his journey to the top once again, after conquering the Royal Rumble. The Beast Incarnate is out for revenge after being savagely beaten by the Ultimate Warrior statue in the hands of Braun Strowman, who stands atop the WWE and doesn't give a shit about anything.

>>3103781
Based dead Jake Robert's

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>>3103671
>>3103678
>>3103696
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>>3103755
>>3103856

>>3103920

Blahahaaaa!!!!

nu-males with NO friends or family on Labor Day BTFO!!!!

>>3103856
>Will the weakest spear in the world prevail
Now I know people have gripes with roman's spears, but Edge's spear is worse. Deal with it.

>>3103723
This is a great card. Would watch.

>>3103635
have sex

>Nakamura (c) vs. AJ Styles - WWE Championship
>Roman Reigns (c) vs. Finn Balor - Universal Championship
>John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar - Career vs. Career match
>HHH vs. Batista
>Bray Wyatt vs. Braun Strowman
>Sheamus vs. Cesaro

>Team Shane'O'Mac (Shane McMahon, Sami Zayn, Chris Jericho, Luke Harper, Sin Cara) vs. Team KO (Kevin Owens, Jinder Mahal, Rusev, Dolph Ziggler, Aiden English)
>The Miz, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel vs. Kurt Angle and Jason Jordan - 3-on-2 handicap match.

>Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode - United States Championship
>Samoa Joe (c) vs. Kalisto - Intercontinental Championship

>Natalya (c) vs. Becky Lynch - SmackDown Women's Championship
>Asuka (c) vs. Bayley - Raw Women's Championship

>Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins (c) vs. The Revival - Raw Tag Team Championships Tag Team Tornado Match
>The Usos (c) vs. New Day vs. Breezango - SmackDown Tag Team Championships, Tornado Tag Team Match

>Cruiserweight Championship Ladder Match- Neville (c), The Brian Kendrick, Noam Dar, Gentleman Jack Gallagher, Mustafa Ali, Akira Tozawa, Gran Metalik

That is an insanely long fucking show but I think I got everybody on the card that should be that.

>>3103671
>>3103678
>>3103755
>>3103856
I would watch the fuck outta these.

>>3103694
Chuckled out loud.

>>3103757
It would be much better than another Booman Lames title win

>Hogan host (with face off with Sting)
>AJ vs Nakamura(c) - WWE championship
>Brock Lesnar(c) vs Finn Balor-Universal Championship
>HHH and Steph vs The Rock and Ronda Rousey
>Jason Jordan and Kurt vs Gable and Shelton
>Sasha Banks(c) vs Bayley - Raw women's belt
>Asuka(c) vs Charlotte - SD women's belt
>Jeff Hardy(c) vs John Cena intercontinental title
>Matt Hardy(broken?) vs Bray Wyatt
>Sami vs Jinder Mahal(c)-US title

Pre-show
>put both tag matches on the preshow as well as a women's battle royal
>some 205 shit

Heel gang member bayleaf vs face alexa now-good-person bliss, alexa is trying to understand what the fuck happened to bayley and why she's turned into THAT!
bruan lesnar vs brock strowman
undertaker vs cena vs reigns and taker wins in under a minute
miz gone crazy vs maryse
another random charlotte vs sasha match, paige and del rio interfere at the end of the match
nakamura vs seth rollins, feud started because seth mocked naka's english
daniel vs angle in a gm vs gm match
after taker fucks reigns and cena he gets to have a proper match against aj styles
the main event is goldberg vs auska

>>3103976
Agreed

>>3103635
What did he mean by this

>>3103757
I think they might save it for WM35, and do Asuka vs Sasha for 34

>>3103856
>>Women's battle royale featuring every woman on the roster
>Not having Lexi vs Bayley bra & panties match for the title.

>>3104592
I tried to book as realistically as possible while having the best possible show. Not that we'll ever see a Buried Alive match or Daniel Bryan in the ring again, or Ziggler actually getting a push, but still.

>>3103929
I think Roman's and Edge's spears are equally bad, but Edge doesn't wrestle anymore, so Roman's is the current worst.
Wait, no, Charlotte's is fucking awful. I don't know who has the worst, really.

John Cena Vs The Undertaker
Brock Lesnar Vs Kurt Angle Universal Championship
AJ Styles Vs Shinsuke Nakamura WWE Championship
Bobby Roode Vs Dolph Ziggler US Championship
Braun Strowman Vs The Mountain
The Miz Vs Curtis Axel Vs Bo Dallas Intercontinental Championship
Neville Vs Chad Gable Cruiserweight Championship
Titus Brand Vs New Day Smackdown Tag Team Championship
The Revival Vs Ambrose and Rollins Raw Tag Team Championship
James Ellsworth Vs Gillberg Light Heavyweight Championship
Asuka Vs Charlotte Smackdown Women's Championship
Alexa Bliss Vs Nikki Cross Raw Women's Championship

>>3103806
Neither. He walks away with the title, so the WWE has to come uup with something new

>>3103856
>Braun Strowman, who stands atop the WWE and doesn't give a shit about anything.

Only good part of your post, but made it a 10/10

>>3105421
rubbish same old boring shit yawn

>>3103635
18+

>>3103629
My top 5 matches:
Roman Reigns vs. Conor McGregor (special referee: The Rock)
Brock Lesnar vs. Bobby Lashley
Brain Strowman vs. Bill Goldberg
John Cena vs. Jinder Mahal
Kurt Angle vs. Triple H

Brock(c) vs Reigns
In a swerve, Brock maintains by crushing Reigns in 5 minutes, but he is "injured" during the match and forced to vacate, leading to a tournament wherein Reigns turns heel

Asuka(c) vs Alexa Bliss vs Nia Jax vs Bayley
Buffer match before the main event, Bayley pins Nia Jax after losing her shit with a steel chair, turns heel in the process. Asuka comes out on top as a face, being a heel prior

Nakamura(c) vs AJ Styles
AJ Styles wins RR, leading to a rare face vs face match, AJ wins his second WWE title and they shake hands after

Trippple Man vs Kurt Angle
Grudge match after HHH tries to fire Kurt Angle. If HHH wins, Kurt leaves WWE. HHH wins, uses the win to put over 2 younger guys in the next 2 WMs. Kurt goes back to the indies.

Finn Balor(c) vs Seth Rollins
IC title match, Seth playing the heel. Finn wins by faking an injury taking a buckle bomb, reverse 1916 to pick up the win.

The Miztourage(c) vs Wyatt Family vs The Club
Miztourage pick up the tag titles at RR running a Freebird rule. Wyatt Family includes Harper, Owen and Bray, finally accepted as faces. Wyatts win.

Broken Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy in a street fight
Grudge match, Matt ends up breaking Jeff, leading to Broken Universe in WWE

Big Show vs Braun Strowman
Loser leaves WWE. Braun crushes Beeg in 3 minutes.

Bobby Roode(c) vs Mojo Rawley
SDL turns round Mojo to be a great babyface, enters a feud with Roode after he "injures" Ryder. US title match, Mojo wins with assistance from Ryder.

Owens vs Shane
Street fight, if Owens wins he gets to go to Raw. Wins, obviously.

SDL vs RAW 8v8 elimination match
Jobbers and undercard thrown in to a match that isn't the ARMBAR. Winner gets 2 free trades. SDL wins and swaps the US title holder for the IC and takes an NXT holdover.

Preshow
Neville(c) vs Itami
Itami beats Neville for the CWC

Carmella(c) vs Naomi
Carmella cashes in at SS, begins long feud with Naomi. Carmella wins.

Ambrose vs Samoa Joe
Loser goes to SDL. Joe beats Ambrose.

>>3103806
>put someone over
Nice try ,brother -HH

>>3106068
>crushing Reigns in 5 minutes

Their first match with Jasethy interference lasted more than 15 minutes.

That was Reigns pre-Undercarder win, he has a higher powerlevel now.

>>3106133
I'd rather they just work a match like the Goldberg or Joe match, personally. Big guys spamming big moves for 5 minutes

>>3106133
>Their first match with Jasethy interference lasted more than 15 minutes.
And it's the third worst Bork match in his current run.

Behind Haitch 1 and Ambrose.

>>3103671
This is good except for breaking up the bar

>>3106068
Reigns is already heel

Kurts neck is held together with prayer and chewing gum he is retired already

>>3106236
He wrestled a pretty physical match 6 months ago

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>>3103629
>Book it
No Vince, that's your's and your "creative" team of writers' job. Otherwise throw me on the payroll and give me freedom.

>>3103755
>Jinder
>any belt besides world title

Lol

That being said 11/10

>>3103856
>Daniel Bryan vs Kurt Angle - 2 of 3 Falls 60 Minute Time Limit
I'd kill to see this.

>>3106068
Who the hell is Owen?

>>3106158
That only works when your big moves are good. I don't wanna see five straight minutes of Superman Punches and Running Hugs.

>>3103629
>THE GRAND CARNIVAL