/thebar/ - Sheasaro general

>>3097080
Is there a tag team partner that Cesaro hasn't jannettied yet?

>>3097084
He jannetties the entire roster

>>3097084
Sheamus is the draw. Four ropes is the jannetty.

>>3097080
We arrrrrr tha barrrrrrr.
I like mini-shield reunion, but these 2 faggits are fookin based m8. One of the rare "fight forever" programs I wanna see.

>>3097080
based

>>3097080
>manlets

Ambrose is the tallest member of the Shield and far from a manlet

>>3097080
Based European White Men. I Love Them.

>>3097080
Deanetty is like 6'4

The next best team since Tyson is forever injured

>>3097084
He's the jannetty of this team

Cesaro is only interesting as a tag team guy.

>the Swiss virgin
>the Celtic Chad

>>3097302
They both seem to be.

Come on a journey of imagination with me
>Go back in time
>Shesaro win their first championship
>All red everything title redesign is revealed to them
>Sheamus carries both straps over his shoulders, Cesaro walks off after him carrying the old straps over his shoulders
Now is where we deviate from what has been
>Sheamus keeps carrying around both red belts on his shoulders
>Cesaro keeps carrying around both bronze belts on his shoulders
>This very iconic look sets them apart
>Never drop the unstable heel/face partnership that defined their team early on
>Hold the belts for a year
>Hold the belts for another year
>Hold the belts for a third year
>Sometimes the fans are in a gung-ho "fuck yeah, Shesaro forever" kind of mood
>Sometimes the fans are sick of this shit and want anybody else to take the titles
>Shesaro holds the belts for no less than 20 uninterrupted years
>Sheamus and Cesaro retire as the greatest and most iconic tag team in wrestling history

>>3097350
I wish I had a time machine.