>J-j-just shut up for a while...

>>3087790
>"sufferin' succotash son, I want to deg-..declare..."
>"It's a promo nigga, take a deep breath and remember your lines"
>"ur a bitch and u suk!"

>you-you're just a part-timer cena!

>and second of all

>>3087864
>b-belee.... dat

>f-f-fake bitch

>y-you got that golden shuffle

>>3087790
>This ain´t boring this is real life!

>>3087815
Kek

>>3087790
still less boring than cena

>That little self-assured nod he gives to try and hype himself up like "y-you got this"

Prime laugh material. How is he so nervous after 4 years in the main event?

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>>3088076
Holy shit, he's shaking like a madman. I actually feel sorry.

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>"This is my ya..."

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>>3087815
>ur also a fake ass bitch
Dawg this isn't worldstar and nobody is gonna go OOOHHH!! if/when you attempt to make a verbal slam

>>3088470
Roman calling anybody fake is laughable hypocrisy.

Basically every point (except one) John Cena made was entirely correct and Roman's responses was nothing but really embarrassing "no u" crap that didn't even make a dent on Cena. Roman couldn't even swear and not sound like a total faggot. He really exposed himself as being complete shit on the mic.

And Kurt Angle in the background trying not to laugh at Roman being completely humiliated.

I'd feel sorry for "the big dog" but honestly he's been the golden boy for years now and if he's really going to replace BMJ he has to be able to match him.

Just came home from a holiday in Canada and saw this. Jesus Christ that was fucking brutal.
Is big dog officially kill?

T-this was a s-shoot right

>>3090045
No, this is just Vince's latest plan to get him over.

>>3090055
It was a work pretending to be a shoot that turned into a shoot. It completely backfired and Roman is now exposed as a idiot who is nowhere near as good as The Gold Standard Big Match John.

>>3087790
Biggest exposure of a top guy since Regal outwrestled Goldberg.

>y-you too cena

>>3087790
Cena exposed himself. How many times does he say the same damn thing, ugh. Reigns has never been a promo guy so him being shitty doesn't bother me.

Usually have to pay extra to watch a Samoan girl get fucked that hard on TV

>>3090075
>Reigns has never been a promo guy
Better tell Vince that.

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>>3087790
>>3087815
>>3087821
>>3087864
>>3087868
>>3087941
>>3087971
>>3088065
>>3089926
>>3090036
>n-no we're not d-desperate to find every little flaw in execution that might make him look less talented than short people who kick as much as he spears

>n-no, making l-l-literal close-ups of his eyes and mouth doesn't make us an obsessed cult, w-why are you thinking so n-negatively, come on, go to RAW with us and mercilessly pretend we're outraged at WWE while paying them hundreds of dollars and not throw trash in the ring cuz that would be mean milady

>y-yes we saw the Attitude Era... W-where's the wrestling though

>>3090075
Road Dogg would be proud of your damage control

>>3090075
>he's never been good so I don't care that he's shit

what

>>3090088
>Romark this desperate

He's shit and there are plenty of tall people better than him

>>3090098
i mean i don't expect him to be able to go promo-to-promo with John Cena, even though he did about as good as anybody can do. Cena right now is literally operating at Fingerpoke-of-Doom levels of contempt for the fans/business/kayfabe. If he were interesting or relevant it might be considered compelling or forward thinking, like the Mad Max days of WCW but it's 2017 and it's just bad (if not charismatic) television.

>>3090129
>even though he did about as good as anybody can do.

Explains why AJ Styles did far better, despite him being commonly regarded as weak on the mic.

>>3090150
WHO GIVES A SHIT WHEN PEOPLE WHO CLEARLY AREN'T TOP GUY MATERIAL ARE BETTER THAN REIGNS

YOU LASTED WITH THE WORST GUY IN THE BUSINESS ON TOP FOR 10 YEARS AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING THAT THE NEXT GUY ISN'T A FUCKING DEAN MALENKO WANNABE, YOU ENTITLED S
O.B.S?

YOU DIDN'T SEE PEOPLE BOOING THE ME OF WM3 BECAUSE STEAMBOAT VS SAVAGE WASN'T THE MAIN EVENT. THEY JUST ENJOYED IT AND CHEERED IT TOO BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T ENTITLED FAGGOTS. UNDERCARD EXISTS FOR A REASON, MUCH MORE SO NOW THAN THEN

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>>3090165
>being this mad

At least Malenko could lift

>admitting that guys who aren't "top guy material" are better than Reigns

>>3090150
Okay, let's take that ''commonly regarded'' for example. Maybe he's commonly regarded as weak on the mic, but the truth is he's not weak on the mic. Same with Reigns in-ring. He's commonly regarded as bad in-ring, but he's actually not. Is he AJ Styles? No way, but he doesn't need to be, just like Reigns doesn't need to be Cena on the mic.

AJ didn't do better than Reigns because nothing AJ said was true, it was just him being a mark for his workrate and his indie time, whereas Reigns shit was legitimately true, even if was delivered with his usual passive don't give a shit attitude.

Cena said something like ''you're desperately trying to fill my shoes'' and Reigns should have gone full shoot/heel and said something like ''that's the thing John, I'm not even trying" because that also seems to be true.

He's like Lex Luger Narcissist gimmick but knows it's a work. It's not a bad gimmick.

>>3090177
>It's not a bad gimmick.
It's not a good gimmick
It's THE gimmick

>>3090177
>Romarks will go to any length

Reigns a shit. He's not even middle-of-the-pack

>>3090176
>admitting that guys who aren't "top guy material" are better than Reigns

FOLLOW CENA'S ADVICE AND DON'T PROVE YOURSELF A FOOL BY OPENING YOUR MOUTH. YES, HORNSWOGGLE AND BALOR ARE BETTER AT MIDGETY STUFF THAN ROMAN REIGNS. CENA IS A BETTER PART TIMER THAN ROMAN REIGNS BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO GET OFF THE SCREEN A LOT MORE THAN ROMAN REIGNS.

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>>3090202
>185lbs
>5'8"

>>3090211
...AND? YOU MUST NOT BE AN OLDFAG IF YOU'RE STILL IMPRESSED BY PEOPLE GETTING LIFTED. BIG SHOW GOT LIFTED 100 TIMES. THEY'VE CHEAPENED AND WEAKENED IT ENOUGH THAT THEY MILK STUFF LIKE LESNAR SUPLEXING STROWMAN WEEKS BEFORE IT MIGHT HAPPEN.

>>3090224
>admitting that Roman weakling can't even do something UNimpressive

>>3090075
>him being shitty doesn't bother me
THE FUCKING STATE OF ROMAN DICKRIDERS

>>3090211
>pro wrestling
>co-operation
he's not 90's Scott Steiner, he can't manhandle guys without help

>>3090211
A hell of a leap by Rusev

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>>3090273
Roman can't mandhandle guys period

>>3090273
Because he's weak. He never manhandled ANYBODY.

>>3090311
>Gable/Cesaro interaction
I NEED this match

>>3090316
Survivor Series 2016

>>3090319
No I mean like a 1 v 1 singles match where they get good time. I bet they could have a really good match.

>>3087790
That was actually one of the better things he said, IMO.

"Just shut up for a while, how 'bout that?"

I mean, there's insight there, because we all know Cena's shtick of shouting like a child. Roman hater here, btw.

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>>3090341
>Roman hater here, btw.
suuuuuuuuuuuuure............

>>3090177

AJ stepped up his mic work big time, WEEKLY in WWE, and was able to hang with Cena. Fucking Owens and Ambrose were able to defend themselves, Corbin got slaughtered but didn't shake and look like he was about to cry.

Roman has been ultra-pushed for years and hasn't gotten good enough, this was desperately needed as a fucking wakeup call, and those stupid enough to be Roman fans and even stupider to believe anything he said was true and wasn't completelt hypocritical, should still be happy that Cena gave him a dose of reality and just might inspire him to be able to talk for himself and not be McMahon's shitty sock puppet talking about Jack and the Beanstalk and Looney Tunes. Even if he uses a script he should be able to read it better than he does.

Stop crying that Roman got destroyed, in the long run it should be good for him, unless Vince coddles him and tries to convince him that he didn't just get humiliated

>>3090322
Yeah but that means WWE has to actually try
And if they do, weebs would all go "muh claudio belong in Shin Nippon and this proves it"

>>3090088
Joseph, shouldn't you be hitting the gym?

>>3087790
He referred to the fact that cena never shuts the fuck up, I guess he should've chosen better words, it was a great opportunity.

>>3090082
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573f38ee6a090

>>3090408
>rent free