Shelton is pretty based
Actual thread
>>3082897
>>3083612
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
Boypussy > girlpussy
Smackdown literally has the same fucking matches every week
>New Gay vs Usos
I like the new theme
>>3083622
kys
What the hell was with Shelton shoving Gable away?
>open challenge is back
sweet
>>3083612
Buried Corbin, pls, don't be crawl out of the hole ;_;
Where are the based gay cops?
DUMPSTER FIRE
>>3083623
>>3083617
Does RAM make multiple threads like this???
Every week you two fuck this up somehow.
HEY RENEE
Corbin about to get rekt by AJ
BASED BARON CORBIN
Didn't KO guarantee him a title match? AJ didn't say shit
>Corbin worked by Renee
HOLY FUCKING YUCKERS
Smack version
>yfw Owens comes out again
>squandered
This is why I hate Renee she's such a butch to the heels. Who does she think she is?
Pretty great promo from Big Breakfast there
HEY AJ. that actually wasn't a bad promo
Based BMAJ getting the last word on the hurricane commercial.
>Smackdown version of the Hurricane Harvey relief commercial
>>3083623
Remember the initial promise of "fresh matchups" featuring "younger talent"?
anyone got a stream?
mine are going down/not working
>>3083631
Blacks are incapable of being racist
>>3083667
>streaming basic cable
>>3083667
USA Network. If your parents have cable then get their password and use that. Better than some poverty stream.
If Baron is the first open challenge I will be extremely dissapointed.
>>3083663
>No Titus worldwide to plug it
So they spoiled it being Corbin that accepts the challenge tonight?..Well, that's fucking lame.
Also
>New gay vs Usos
Hey Road Dick, can you fuck off forever. Thanks.
I don't want Corbin to answer the challenge.
I want a surprise like Sandman or Broken Hardy!
>>3083623
Both shows do. No wonder people don't subscribe to the network, a match is scheduled for a PPV and on every show leading up to the PPV they have a match so the one at the PPV doesn't feel special.
>>3083663
have we turned on blissetty yet? she's getting fat as fuck and with all of the talent in the women's tourney, she's been exposed as eva marie tier.
I wish Harper would come back and clothesline Corbin's head clean off. Seriously why push this death metal emo skater loser when you have the perfect big man wrestler in Harper?
Not gonna lie
Ram might win, so far everything has been snooze, and the main event is some who cares match between poo dad and nakameme to draw more attention to the two feuds
With the battle royal, burying of roman, and bliss pinning horseface clean, if smack keeps going like this, Ram might actually fucking win.
>>3083675
Am I the only one thinking it's Dolph?
>>3083682
Not gonna lie. Both guys SUCK
>>3083683
BREEZANGO WILL SAVE IT
>>3083682
>Corbin
>push
My donation for Houston
>>3083652
Corbin screwed Owens so Owens will screw Corbin, or Owens will help Corbin win by cheating and get a match with Corbin for his help.
Too sweet me, good brothers!
>>3083682
1. They're not pushing him anymore, calm down.
2. Don't say "emo."
3. I like Luke Harper too and I hope they do something good with him soon.
>>3083673
>not watching british streams just to see the state of their fucking tv shows
>>3083694
>>3083688
>Harper sucks
FlNNA END YOURSELF
>>3083685
Might be Dolph that gets the challenge, and Baron feuds with him because he beat him to the punch. I could dig that.
le glorious man now?
>>3083685
That would be fun although they already had a weak program together. Roode is the ideal.
>>3083694
*2sweet
>>3083682
I'm f*nna seething that they started a Harper face push and then just did nothing. Didn't help that Bray moved to Raw since Luke is probably the one guy that could benefit from feuding with him.
YEP YEP YEP
>>3083699
DING-DONG DIDDLY
>>3083701
I hope so
>>3083694
>>3083692
Boat protects Houston, then the ensuing lake of resurrection brings back all of the displaced and dead people, but makes them obsolete.
THEY
What does /asp/ think of AJ Styles
*crickets*
God AJ is the most overrated "wrestler" of the past 3 years
>Sponsored by Burger King
LOL I ain't eatin' that bullshit.
>>3083696
Im always impressed that Brits manage to have worse commercials than us, didn't think it possibe
>>3083708
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
>tfw they don't want none
Mojo me baby!!!
Fuck Corbin, he ain't hype!!
>>3083634
Shut up
>>3083716
The eternal GOAT.
Does anyone have the Anteater webm?
Not this faggot
>>3083694
>Raw gets slightly better
>SDL gets much worse
Who will they take in the next talent raid?
Who St/y/les here?
LE 10
>le 10 man
>Mr Count Man
>>3083716
He's fine. He just looks better because he floating in an ocean of shit
>>3083716
GOAT
WWE Champ
NJPW Champ
PWG Champ
TNA Champ
ROH TV Champ
>>3083727
HEY TY
kek this show is kill
>>3083648
i love it
NO POP
TEN MAN IS FUCKING DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA
This is the guy Charlotte's fucking???
Based Big Pops AJ blowing the roof off like always.
>le ten man
He's still alive?
>>3083733
>/a/j St/y/les
FUCK OFF BACON
Corbin is gonna be buried so hard
Mr. 10 is gonna cost him this match and that'll be his next feud
The Perfect 10!!!!
>the same 9 matches every week
>most of them ending with screwy finishes
Absolutely based
>>3083745
I thought she was with Becky
Short hair AJ when
CORBIN BURIED THE FUCK OUT
That's what he get for liking Minions
>>3083733
Jesus what the fuck?
Can Corbin get anymore JUST
Ushigaroushi vs Tye Breaker?
I love that sexy 'ten' in tye's theme
Wat?
FUCKIN BURIED
>>3083681
Back to squaredcircle faggot. No one cares about wrestling ability when looks are better.
Besides this is a Mandy board
That was really fun while it lasted.
>>3083755
AJ is fucking both of them
>>3083755
She is. The other poster is talking out of his ass
cringe
>>3083745
wait who
>no fat fuck
Thank god
bring out bobby roode and breezango already so i can turn this shit off
>Thunderous AJ Styles chants
Who can stop this God?
>Tye loses in 2 fucking minutes
kek
Well...that went faster than I hoped it would.
Based good brother, big money A.J
GOOD
>Christian
>Husband
>Father
>Draws Big Dimes
>Hates the Islamic Enemy with the fire of a 1000 suns.
>Probably bullies wittle Sammi Zane
>World wide Draw.
>Best wrestler alive.
>Cuts a master Promo
>Makes every potato on the roster look like a million dimes.
>Wants the WALL to be 10 feet higher
We truly don't deserve him
2sweetmebros
Can they send Tye back to NXT please?
What the fuck? I thought Rusev quit?
Who’s worse, Dean Ambrose or Baron Corbin?
RUSEV LOOKS SAD
RUSEV HATE JINDER
GIVE RUSEV BELT
BASED RURU
>>3083779
*2Sweet
BASED FUCKING RURU
mfw an american was fat near me
BASED RURU WITH THE HARD FACTS
that glorious baldspot
>Belt on RuRu
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
>>3083783
Baron has a lot of potential and room to improve.
Deano feels like he's peaked and has been a lazy fuck for over a year now
>>3083783
Corbin
BASED PYCEB BURYING FOREIGNER GIMMICKS
Shut your fucking trap Jinder, the REAL champ is talking.
Fuck yeah Rusev laying down the law in Poo town
>mega masculinity maharaja and ruru get booed because muh foreign heel
Fuck the crowd
>I'm not your friend
>muh "the entrance is over" charisma vacuum indie fag up next
Oh joy
>>3083779
Hootski
>>3083783
Baron Ambrose
BASED RURU
>>3083779
Amen bro
>Bobby Roode is next
Who will they drag out of the locker room for him to face?
The Poo & Ru Connection
Post yfw Rusev is Jinder's janetty
>Batman and Harley Quinn
Imagine being a rawtist lmao
>>3083745
Yes
>>3083733
LITERALLY THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>3083806
Dolph
Dolph is the go-to first feud guy
>>3083733
>>3083806
Adoplh
>>3083809
Shut the fuck up.
>The Thick live action series
what the actual fuck
>>3083814
pls no Dolph. I want him to stop jobbing :(
>>3083810
Normies like Harley now. She's a certified draw
>>3083823
>The Thick
Nattie got a TV show?
>>3083823
>The Thick
>Main shows cutting budgets on entrances
>Sends le entrance is my gimmick man to main shows
What?
>>3083779
>>3083779
Absolutely Phenomenal.
cringe
>>3083829
I hope someone come out with a "anti-gimmick"
No music, blank screen, just come out and fight
HERE'S TO THE GREATEST
>Entrance vs Entrance match
>>3083829
He'll just have his hair teased up really big and it will somehow count as a "new gimmick"
BURNIN UP IN YOUR LOVE
>LIVE SEX CELEBRATION W/ MARIA KANELLIS
THIS IS THE GREATEST
>Mike Canellis
So what's his gimmick besides being in love?
SNOREOUS
IT'S THE GREATEST
BURNIN UP
MARIA
Who /sp/ here?
Oh yeah, not you! huehuehuehuehue
Man, I can't hear this theme without thinking of the cup
>zero pop
AHAHAHAHA
INDIEFAGS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
BATTLE OF BASED THEME SONGS
crowd is fucking DEAD for the Rick Rood knockoff
>>3083798
Ruru got cheered when he BTFO Pooman.
>>3083849
What is your Fathers Maiden name?
GLORIOUS a TNA match on Smackdown.
>BORING US
>NOW YOU'RE SLEEPIN
>NOW YOU'RE SLEEPIN
>I'LL MAKE YOU SNORIOUS
>I'M LIKE AMBIEN
>I'M LIKE AMBIEN
TRIPLE H?!
>>3083849
He took his wife's name
TIME FOR GLORIOUS
Why is Roode a face?
>>3083779
A good pasta needs at least twice as many green lines as that.
TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA
>>3083855
THIS
What is Bobby Roode's gimmick?
>>3083849
HE TOOK HER NAME MAGGLE
>tfw watching Omega vs Okada and I have to remind you WWE fans how cool and based I am
BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This shit is gonna get stale
BEER
MONEY
>Mike has giant lips on his ass
>>3083878
>>3083876
Ric Flair knockoff designed to appeal to fat smelly virgin smarks
Bobby THICC
having a guy rub his dick on your back like that must be fucking disgusting
God Little Rock is a shit crowd. I used to live about 20 minutes outside it. One of the shittiest cities in the south.
BAILEY SEETHING
>>3083886
Why did he just do the retarded Bayley spin?
>Autist spin
It's okay when Le GLOREAS man does it
HELLO, MY NAME IS MARIA KANELLIS
AND MY NAME IS MIKE....KANELLIS
>>3083846
We already have everyone else worth taking from TNA (except maybe Abyss and Rosemary), can we finally get Jay Lethal, too? I know he's all ROH these days, but we need him...
Just tuned in... is 205 on USA right now instead of Smackdown? Who are these manlets?
Please turn heel Roo.
Poor mike. He was so much better in roh
>>3083887
Fuck off I'm a hugless virgin and cringe at Bobby Roode.
>>3083898
Youre here 24/7. Sad!
>>3083886
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
Can someone post the "never have I felt an energy like nakamura" pasta but replace it with Bobby please?
>>3083892
>tama tonga likes cheese so imma add dat nigga to my tweet
what a quality intro
>>3083878
>Trying this hard to push your gook wrestling league
It's alright, but clearly WWE is living rent-free in your noggin
>actually did the faggot spin
Just end Smackdown Live. It had a good run.
Jesus this crowd is shit
Wrestling fans truly are a bunch of followers.
"Roode is a good guy now, yea!!!"
Now I know how things like Columbine happened.
>>3083876
HHH wannabe. One of many
>>3083898
cringe
>>3083900
This was a glorious bore
>>3083906
his wife is hot
>>3083892
>x-large
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY KEK
>>3083870
They said because Vince thought fans loved his theme too much to make him a heel. They said when he does turn heel that Vince wants his theme song changed.
Do you think Mike Kanelis knew he was gonna be a jobber when he accepted this gimmick? Do you think he willingly accepts it becuase Maria is the dom and he has to wear a chastity cage?
>>3083917
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm worried for Roode /asp/ies. I think they are making him too much of a meme wrestler with this glorious thing. He is a lot better than this.
>>3083912
They should tag him with me!!!
DX is back baby!!!
on the plus side mike is already a jobber
>>3083922
he took her last name
What's this fat fuck up to now?
How is Shinsuke a rockstar?
>>3083876
he'll be revealed as ravishing rick rude's son
>>3083896
I'd trade half the women's roster for Rosemary desu
>>3083925
Kek. Is he ever going to wrestle again?
>>3083917
that's his mom
>Roode vs AJ for the US title
plz god
>>3083906
Why WOULDN'T you tweet at The Bad Boy, Tama Tonga when representing the Bullet Club? Don't you know that it's 4-4-4 life?
>>3083925
Would be ding-dong diddly better than the actual DX reunion.
>>3083925
I could dig a nostalgia tag team again.
So which title is roode gonna shoot for?
>>3083918
Large and XL are fairly normal sizes for adult men depending on your height and build. Wearing an adult medium is skelly tier and 2XL+ is fat tier.
>>3083922
He avoided that meme cespool known as NXT, I'm sure he's glad about that
>>3083917
Maria Kanellis looks like the porn actress Karlie Montana. The resemblance is uncanny
GLORIOUS!!!!
>>3083908
>>3083934
>not Allie
>>3083937
Should've been that for his debut last week. Another WWE fuck up
>>3083924
He IS a meme wrestler, if you haven't caught that then you're a retard.
>>3083937
I miss moonbeam city it was too god for this world
>>3083931
he spazzes out like michael jackson
>>3083931
Larger than life I guess
>>3083922
No.
They wanted to send him to NXT first, but he refused because he thought he was too big a star to start in NXT. My guess rhey are burying him because of this.
>>3083939
Don't forget DX's sidekick... "Rushuh"
>>3083956
same
>>3083960
Damn that's who she reminds me off
>>3083954
I followed his career in TNA. He is a great wrestler actually. If he flops because of this stupid meme then it means WWE has to stop being so damn shit.
>>3083944
When will he and Rowan get back on TV? I miss them ;_;
BASED CHRISLEY AND JERICHO TAG TEAM
WAS THAT CHRIS JERICHO ON CHRISLEY SHOW??????
God Smackdown is so EMBARASSING
CANCEL IT
A
N
C
E
L
I
T
Know what could fix this show? Women's title change
John Lennon?
Owens looks like he is mad at this relegation, I can dig it.
>>3083894
It looks better when Bob Roo does it and he didn't knee Mike in the head.
BASED2J on Chrisley
>Sept. 12
>a Tuesday
Based Smack got Based Christley.
when's the women's match
I fucking love English, i hope he buries that fatass
>>3083956
Taken from us too soon. Also based Cool Dad and Chrisley on the same show? Sign me up.
Whos the bigger jobber English or Hawkins?
BASED KEVIN WORKING A SHIT CROWD
Can KO shoot on Harvey? Fuck Texas
>"Unrefined Arkansas hillbillies"
He's got a point....
>>3083944
For the love of god please, please, come back already Harper. I've been waiting months this fucking sucks he's so cool :(
>>3083980
The next STARDOM show
Did aiden just exit like a girl from the ring?
burgers and fries burger and fries
>90% of Smackdown is Road Dogg sucking Vince's flaccid cock in hopes of not being fired when Shane or Stephanie takes over instead of Hunter
>10% is Ryan Ward's last ditch attempts at creating meaningful, investing storylines and matches
Pls just let Ward write the product. This feels like gaslighting and we're being shown the same episode of Smackdown over and over and being told it's different.
Anyone else really like English?
Good body, good voice, interesting gimmick, very "genius esc" Should and could be a solid fixture in the mid card, could easily see a IC title run
>>3083984
Hawkins, at least when English jobs its for the sake of a joke or promo.
BASED BIG BURGERS OWENS
>showing gay cops last so i have to sit through the neverending fued shit
>>3083995
It was really interesting to see him randomly win, I hope they keep that going. An anti-jobber gimmick is nifty.
So Shane v KO is going to happen right?
>>3083979
How would you book Chrisley's debut? It's too bad they spoiled that he's gonna be teaming up with Y2J.
I feel like KO and Shane are decent friends backstage, dunno why.
>>3083995
He could be the best in the mid-card, they just need to give him promo time and a meaningful feud. He was always great.
KNACK IS BACK
This is a pretty good promo from fatty desu. It's believable and angry without going over the top.
>>3083995
I do but I wish they did more with the vaudvillains instead of just giving up like they always seem to do.
Whatever happened to the Mean Street Posse?
>>3084035
They died on their way back to Greenwich Village ;_;
>>3084035
One of them works backstage, the other guy works in a gas station. The third one is dead
ZAYN BACK ON TV
>ko has to give a worked shoot because of the worked shootfest last night
Why is it pronounced macman when its spelled mac-ma-hon
>Ziggler buries balor
Kek