Smackdown Game Thread #2

dubs for balding corbin

Does RAM make multiple threads like this???

Every week you two fuck this up somehow.

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>>3083578
what is the deal with two threads?
Every week, same gimmick.
Who and why?

aj was legit about to cry because he is such a good christian brother

Why are his arms pasty white compared to his forearms

>KO's hair

They're cramming a lot of stuff in this episode

SMACK BTFO

RAW WINS

>>3084012
He has a farmer's tan

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Send this fat fuck back to NXT or the Indies

AJ/Tye vs KO/Corbin next week

calling it

Anyone else mark out a lil' bit when Kevin's accent creeps through during an impassioned promo?

>>3084012
Obvious answer is because he isn't a total piece of shit and doesn't typically wear sleeveless shirts in public

>>3084016
he should buzz it short

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>>3084022
dumb frogposter

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How do you feel about Bobby Roode /smack/ ?

Does anyone else here actually agree with Kevin?

Shane is always in kevins shit riding aj styles dick

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

Sami Islami cucking Fatty again

oh cool, a fresh match up

Who?

ALLAHU AKBAR

Daily reminder that Sami Zayn literally injured himself by dancing too hard during his intro last year

WTF IS THAT AN ISIS MEMBER

>>3084037
It was so cringe to see him trying to get the crowd sing along with his theme but nobody in the arena knew who he was except 10 neckbeards

>>3084037
His face run better end immediately.

>Sami Zayn

And the crowd goes mild

Sami/Owens tag team when

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le syrian refugee man

>It's a Kevin bullies Byron episode

BEST
TIMELINE

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>Sami's theme

Crowd is hot as fuck tonight

>>3084038
Get off of 4chan Kevin. Go back to BTFO'ing Byron.

LET'S JOB

Based Islami

KO SEETHING

This commentary is golden

KO, referee to the stars!

Lookin real jacked ref.

BASED FAT ASS REF

He looks fatter in the ref shirt

The shirt can't even fit him

BUT HOW DID THE SHIRT FIT I KNOW ITS FAKE FIGHTING BUT ATLEAST TRY TO MAKE IT REALISTIC

Come on English, Clean win over the islamic SJW.

ITS KEVIN HEBNER

Owens looks more like a referee than a wrestler

BASED ENGLISH

I'M THE REF NOW

English has a theme?

BASED ENGLISH.

Zayn continues to confirm being shit.

>>3084038
It's like pottery

KO = Bret
AJ = HBK

Except AJ went directly to the Christian gimmick

why does KO have a tattoo that says "EAT" on his arm

Im the ref now!

Was wondering why the ref had a huge shirt on.

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tfw no Poképals to snuggle with

I thought stripes were supposed to be slimming

>that theme from English
Goddamn

English's theme is pretty based too

>This theme

ANOTHER WIN FOR MY BOY ENGLISH
>dat theme
GOAT

>>3084079
>>3084082
IS THIS THE START OF AIDEN'S UNDEFEATED STREAK?

>>3084078
lol, you could see they plainly switched out the ref's shirt with another one. the ref pulled a much fatter shirt out, mixed it with his and Owens took the fat one.

and it still barely fit.

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>First time hearing English theme ever
This is some good kush

Isn't that Aiden 2-Sami-0?

>>3084084
That fucking theme, man

LOOK AT ME

IM THE REF NOW

DarkSoulsBossfight.mp3

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>>3084090
Is it time lads?

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question: with the current events happening now.
would push him?

>Kevin Owens working his way into a CONSPIRACY VICTIM gimmick

He really IS JeriGOAT's best friend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CncOD_aKZqY

>ANOTHER new day uso match

fucking hell are there only 2 tag teams on smack

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>mfw the stipulation will be an USO Penitentiary match

>>3084101
lol

>>3084086
>Gimmick
AJ is dedicated to the role good brother.

>>3084100
Aiden English is the Sammi slayer scourge of the islamic state.

DUDE
REMATCHES
LMAO

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>>3084090

>>3084109
>USO Penitentiary match
>HIAC is the PPV
Well well well

>>3084101
>GTA III theme
BASED

>>3084108
fashion police are there and they already brought out the ascension just so they could job.

>>3084115

"But from my point of view, the Jedi are evil."

>>3084108
Gable and Shelton vs Ascension was the first match

>>3084116
In 9 weeks or something, I expect the title match will take place before then

>STILL NO GAY COPS

>>3083578
Lol becketty is an irrelevant jobber

>>3084129
We still have 35 mins

Where is Dolph?
Where is he? Where's Dolph?
I need Dolph to come out in a stupid feathery costume with ridiculous chorus music and Vickie Guerrero on his arm.

>Sgt Slaughter
Err what was that for

>tfw no Sgt. Slaughter to squash Sami and send him back to Iraq

MURRICA, sponsored by Burger King

>>3084134
Who the fuck knows why they do anything anymore

>The Burger King logo in the corner of an "America"/patriotism ad
What did they mean by this?

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>>3084129
>mfw Gay Cops close out Smack in a cliffhanger

>>3084134
burger kang

>>3084140
Of course ya would like that ya closet homo

>>3084136
If Vince still had his balls he'd use ISIS as a storyline

why does everyone always walk rudely away from Renee?

>match doesn't count
why?

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>taking away Aiden's W
FUCK YOU SHANE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>3084139
I think it's because Burger King is an American based company (out of south Florida I believe)

>>3084146
The smell?

>Dolph is now the male Eva Marie
Ohj baby, Curt Hawkins 2: Electric Boogaloo

>You cant just throw on a ref shirt and start calling matches!
>Shane does exactly that
>No no its shanes so its okay

???

>>3084136
It's not fair.

>the gimmick is complaining about not getting attention

BASED ZIGGLER

HOLY SHIT ITS ZIGGLER

deport ziggler to syria

Introducing Dolpholina next week!

>Nothing to show for it
>Was US/IC/World Heavyweight Champ

FINN BALOR BURIED BELOW THE GROUND

>act like I drink them as I pour them all over my face

Holy shit, my childhood has been destroyed

>HE'S SHOOTING
HE'S SHOOTING
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Finn fucking btfo

BALOR BURRIED

SMARKS SEETHING

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OHHHH WOW
Another hot and bothered Dolph.
Fuck bros
He sucks so much.

kys dolph

FINN BTFO

WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE SHOOTING IN THESE PROMOS THIS WEEK? HE ACTUALLY SAID CHARISMA VACUUM IS THIS REAL LIFE?

>more fake "shooting"
Absolutely based

BASED DOLPH

>dump paint on me to forget that I'm a charisma vaccum
BASED ZIGGLES BURYING FINN

The ref is more fit than kevin owems

Wasnt this failed HBK going to Japan?

Who's Dolph fucking these days?

>Finn Balor
>Charisma vacuum

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

FINN BALOR BTFOOOOO

HOLY SHITTTTTTT

SMARKS WILL NEVER RECOVER

DOLPH IS MY FAV NOW WTF

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WAS THAT A SHOOT??

>next week
>again

Fucks sake Ziggler. Finn BTFO though.

>>3084164
HE IS LITERALLY GOING TO FEUD WITH BOBBY ROODE AND I AM WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS TURN OF EVENTS.

BASED THUGS

DOWN SINCE

DAY ONE ISH

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SHOOTS FIRED

>Charisma Vacuum
BASED DOLPH SHOOTING ON BALOR

>shit talking stone cold and the AE

Gonna get buried again

DOWN SINCE
A
Y

O
N
E

I
S
H

DAY ONE ISH

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>>3084180
Amy schumer, lost all respect or what little I had when I heard he did that.

Based Ziggler absolute burying charisma vacuum Balor

>next week
Dolphs new gimmick is Emmalina

>>3084186
I bet ya fantasize about black guys fucking ya mother

USO's new music is bangin'

HE'S BURYING SO MANY PEOPLE

Zigman launched his Web "Shoot"ers.

Finn is Finn@

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Holy shit Dolph.

>>3084179
He would actually have to do something, too much work for him

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CHARISMA VACUUM

Dolph is gonna be Doink or something ridiculous

>>3084173
Gotta show Raw how it's done

So aDolph's new gimmick is to shoot on the business and promise a new gimmick "next week?"
He truly is /ourguy/ isn't he?

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>>3084162
When dolph looks like this talk to me.

dad walks in

>dad walks in

>Xavier in a boot

NEW DAY SAVED

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>dat pipebomb

>>3084186
IT'S NOT PARANOIA

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WHO HERE TEAM
/DAYONEISH/

in before that anon post saying
"You know their gimmick is niggers right"

In before him

WE KNOW. they are our island niggers

>>3084221
>ITS THE 9'oclock HOUR

this shit gay brah

>>3084222
RIGHT HERE UCE

>>3084222
It probably smells like hotdogs and pfunks in that room.

POPEYES MAKING THE MARKS SEETH

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>>3084210
>Cena shot all over Ramen and Vince last night
>On Raw...

>>3084222
BRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

*Sharts*

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>new day comes out, popeyes chicken commercial

We get it 4chan hates blaque people

>>3084194
why is my man out here wearing pants made out of hotel carpet

>New Day
>Knowing their gimmick is niggers

>>3084237
Yup, it's just 4chan.

>>3084205
I bet ya wanna suck his dick

What's with the gay Allstate commercial kid

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>/asp/ shits on Russo daily

>WWE pulling lots of worked shoot segments which are a Russo staple

>/asp/: "BASED SEGMENT"

This hypocrisy in this subchan is palplable.

Dolph is an irrelevant jobber, when is that loser gonna get released, he is fuming female fans are getting more attention to finny baby than him hahaha

>>3084234
Not even Cena can save RAM

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>>3084237
that's not true 1/4th of /pol/ is black. We h8 niggers just like the rest of the world

>>3084247
>Russo
WHO?

>>3084247
/asp/ is Russo turf tho

>>3084250
cringe, more like ya self hating black in hopes of impressing white people.

>>3084247
Fuck off faggot, Russo has been /ourguy/ since Day 1 and anyone who says it is from squaredcircle

>>3084247
Russo has been back for a while

BASED BIG HOG

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>>3084253
liberal men are so racist. We just h8 liberals because they destroyed the black family system to make us dependent on the state so we will always vote for them and us as shield.

BASED
I
G
H
O
G

Why can't the usos fight the ascension? Why can't the new day fight Shelton and Gable? Why is the SAME FUCKING MATCHES ALL THE TIME

>>3084243
Reminds me of Crime Time

Dat outfit. Unf.

BIG HOG

Wait did Hogsworth always have a tongue piercing?

Fucking kek Nattie

Holy fuck, corbin got rekt.

CORBIN BURIED FURTHER

PAWS OUT. CLAWS OUT

>>3084188
>Sasha.jpg

BARON SHREDDED

>Baron Corbin of the women's division

ETERNALLY

BURIED

Baron Corbin of Divas div. haha

Corbin BTFO

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>Corbin

>THE STATE OF CORBIN

CORBIN'D

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CORBIN DESTROYED

Based Elsworth cucking Big Ass while he's out injured

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Based GOATsworth

God damn even Natty is shooting

miss cummy on the tummy

>Baron Corbin of the women's division

ayylmao

glow bitch has her weave missing. bald monkeys are disgusting.

Ellsworth and Carmella know they're on camera and Ellsworth even uses the mic. But they act like there isn't a camera present, what the fuck is going on

he def. calling NJPW now.
dam!

BARON BURIED A SECOND TIME

WHAT HAPPENED TO CORBIN?! I WASN'T LOOKING

>the absolute state of Corbin

GAY KINO UP NEXT YES

GAY COPS ARE BACK

>new season of GAYCOPS

GOAT.

GAY COPS

I'd buy the BluRay of Fashion Files season 1

GAY KINO INCOMING LADS

SEASON 2 FASHION FILES

SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!

GAY COPS NEXT

THE ERA OF BURYING EVERYONE ON THE MIC IS HERE

that's it, Corbin's done, send him back to NXT

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>Bacon buried by Natty

SEASON 2 BOYZZZ

>>3084283
Hes more destroyed than yer moms worn out pussy. Crazy!

WE GAY COPS NOW

how can raw ever compete?

>Getting BTFO by a cat lady

CORBIN LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>Season 2
OH SHIT MANG

OUCH!

HOLY FUCKING...

OUCH!

Reigns and Corbin fans on suicide watch.

>>3084291
>being this new

GAY COPS

>>3084247
Russo is the GOAT, go back to squaredcircle.

HOLY SHIT BASED NAT BURYING BARONETTY

Corbin gonna be tagging with Ryback on the minor league circuit soon

Breezango sex tape when? gay porn is hot.

Who wins this week, fags

RAM or Smackdown

>>3084314
You would know a lot about shit wouldnt you gay boy.

>>3084291

What is "Conniving heels caught up in the moment, admitting their cheating ways without meaning to." You know, a staple of mustache-twirling villains since times long gone?

>>3084300
They should have a show on the network where they investigate WWE Universe related crimes. I'd watch the shit out of that.

>>3084316
>being wrong for expecting competency from a company that has been telling stories on television for over 30 years

>>3084294
Nattie said if Carmella cashed in on her she'd make her the Baron Corbin of the womens division.

>>3084328
Uma delícia

>>3084324
Raw had one great segment out of 3 hours
Smackdown had at least 2 good segment, plus the great one coming up, in 2 hours

>>3084324
There's been no stand out moments this SD so RAW right now because of the burial, battle royal, and Lesnar.

SD is lacking and the matches have all lasted just a few minutes. It's a promo and not a match night.

>>3084291
Last year (I think it was last year) WWE used state of the art technology to see a pie being thrown into Kevin Owens face from his own eyes point of view.

>>3084334
Is Baron Corbin the Janetty equivalent of the money in the bank briefcase now?

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>>3084328
>that match with Lacey
>mfw I'm a hairfag

>>3084336
>The best part of five hours of weekly programming is just a few friends goofing off backstage
Really made me think

>>3084336
Really raw wins by far.

>>3084336
Correct.

Based Smackdown is based.

#dealwithitRAMfags

THEY LIED

WHERE ARE THE GAY COPS

Fucking hell Lana, MUH DICK

>>3084351
I don't care which show's better I love that they're different and both are entertaining

LANA
A
N
A

>>3084349
Nobody listens to (You).

You're pretending to be some South Columbian inbred hairy skank. I doubt even Rawtists want your support creep-o.

>>3084358
>>3084358
>>3084358
NEW

SPEAKING OF CHARISMA VACUUMS

I don't mind a Tamina build
But she really sucks

>Lana gets jobber entrance with her awesome theme

No justice in this world

TA
MI
NA

>Not getting the full Lana dance intro
Smack is trying to lose now im sure of it

blonde russian bitch should just be rusevs manager or some shit. dem tittays.

THIS OUTFIT ON LANA.

GODDAMN.

>Most of the good theme songs change to a shit version this month
>Taminas manages to stay the same somehow despite being maximum shit

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who dat?

who's the jobber?

jobber is a qt

Taminia never gets a reaction. I bet she cries in the back after every show

I want to have a threesome with Tamina and Nia Jax

W-Where are Breezango tonight

jobber a cute

>>3084377
Tamina

local qt jobber

I’m a fan of how they gave Umaga’s old theme to Tamina

Jobber is a cute.

why are they doing this to Lana?

Based intro but keep the Jumanji entrance?

Come on Road Dogg.

Hit the weights, take a shower, suck HHH dick, get a clue.

>>3084388
+1

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>>3084336
RAM is like a chore to watch. Even the joy I get from shitposting is not enough to make ram good

God damn Lana is looking fine in that dress. Who even was the female jobber though?

>>3084397
If she hadn't announced her engagement and broke kayfabe she would be walking with RuRu to the ring with the WWE title around his waist.

Crazy.

>>3084383

I like to think that she's dead inside, and is just there to collect a paycheck.

>>3084397
She got married to Rusov

The thought of Tamina domming Lana gets my blood pumping

>>3084397
Vince is still pissed about the marriage. He's a spiteful old man.

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>>3084388

IT'S HAPPENING

>>3084410
Idk, but she just got Enzo'd on the bottom rope at the end there.

MnM

>chuck norris

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>Tamina is dominant ever since she stepped foot in the WWE

>>3084409
Niggors btfo

>>3084314
cringe

BASED GAY COPS

>>3084341
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>>3084341
>>3084341
Actual new thread since some autist made one 50 posts early

>Buff Daddy on the board
Based as fuck

GAY COPS HAVE RETURNED!!!!
>>3084388
Kek

TOOBIE

Lol he called a belt a title

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>that's a belt

>>3084409
LMAO

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Were here

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