SmackDown Gamethread #1

If dubs Charlotte has a nip slip tonight

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>>3082840
why not look at leaked photo?

>>3082828
I want to have sex with the jealous gf in this meme.

>>3082845
>reminding me that I've see her tits
Why do you do this to me

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Threadly PSA

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>No Big Match John
>No Miz
>No Maryse
>No Little Miss Bliss
>No comfy Heath and Rhyno tag team

Why do I still watch this show?

>>3082828
Raw is better than sd by far.

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>>3083044
B-based Jinder though haha...

>>3082828
Airing here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after Y only)

If you're returning, ignore this, if not, follow this.

>Turn on Flash in Chrome settings or use Firefox

>before asking where the stream is, when it's time, a orange box will appear where the video player is with the word "EMBED" in black. Click the word embed to bring forth the stream.

>>3082828
This is more like it.

>>3083044
>>No Big Match John
AJ
>>No Miz
Rusev (I know I know)
>>No Maryse
Lana
>>No Little Miss Bliss
Lana
>>No comfy Heath and Rhyno tag team
Gay Cops and Day One Is H

Some are downgrades, some are upgrades

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

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>>3083143
i am stealing this

How AWESOME is it that:

We sent over Miz and we stole the Intercontinental title.

We sent over Alexa Bliss and took the the Women's title.

We sent over Ambrose and robbed them of their Tag title.

AND NOW...

BASED CENA BURIED THEIR TOP GUY!!!

Holy Fucking kek!!!

Plus, they just made Cena/Reigns a #1 contenders match, so it looks like Smackdown is taking their Universal title too!!!

Blahahahhaaaa!!!!!!

Smackdown took over RAM and proved we are the BEST.

It feels good to have won the war, baby! I just wish it wasn't so fucking easy to destroy those delusional rawtists.

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>>3083170
Is based ryder getting booked 2night ?

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>>3083193
So autistic, keep this shit on wooo and reddit ya fucking sperg

>>3083205

Butthurt RAM fans literally SEETHING.

Smackdown living in ya head, rent free!

>>3083143
GOAT.

Anyone other Leaf watching Aftermath and having pre Smackdown fap to Jackie Redmond?

>>3083087
based

>>3083193 RAM BTFO AGAIN!!!

being a SmackChad rules!

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>>3083193
SMACKCHADS NEED TO BE STOPPED!

>>3083250
It's kinda funny, but I haven't seen many Rawtists come out in defense of Big Fog after Cena owned him.

Maybe they finally did the world a favor and killed themselves.

Hopefully.

>>3083261
>I haven't seen many Rawtists come out in defense of Big Fog after Cena owned him.
nigga check the catalog

>>3082828
How long until lesnar retires?
How long until he gets inducted into the hof?
What are the odds that he'll be the main inductee?

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>>3082878
rapping Tomoko
is here to say
fapping to traps
is fucking gay

>>3083261
>It's kinda funny, but I haven't seen many Rawtists come out in defense of Big Fog after Cena owned him
The Roman Internet Defense Force is out in full force.

Is tonight the big Gay Cops reveal?

>>3083268
Meh, it's about 20% Blowman, 80% Based Cena.

Trust me, before last night, there were TONS of Ramen marks.

>>3083275
>How long until lesnar retires?
Not any time soon, I hope
>How long until he gets inducted into the hof?
Probably immediately after he retire
>What are the odds that he'll be the main inductee?
Odds so high even Cena can't overcome

>>3083275
>What are the odds that he'll be the main inductee?
He'll 100% be the headliner. Vince has such a hard on for him he might as well make the ceremony entirely in his honour.

Real thread here
>>3082897

>>3083295
BASED

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If this post ends in a digit from 0-9, there will be Becky leaks within the next few days.

The leaks will be a few videos of her getting her pits waxed and afterwards she'll be caressing them sensually. The last video will be of Becky after a workout laying down, sweating with her arms over her head. The camera will zoom in on her sweaty pits for about 30 seconds

3 MIN WARNING

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>>3083300

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>>3083277
>>3083277
>>3083277

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>>3083295
LMAO BASED!

>>3083300
I don't think I would ever stop cumming until I died if this happened

>>3083311
Seriously how does he get away with charging that much money?

>>3083309
Leales como siempre papi

Aw yeah it's time.

>>3083300
BASED

BASED RURU MAIN EVENTING

trash main event, raw wins again

LETS GET IT

I really have grown found of this poo theme

looking real jakked maharaja

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>Cuckdown

Why does he always walk like he's got a massive stick up his ass

Based Punjabi

Xpac heat

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Poo and the Ru Connection

Are we still pretending Jinder is good?

>Virtual silence
Take the belt off of him

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>>3083343

>>3083136
This. Also GLORIOUS Roode. And Aiden.

>>3083300
Bro, don't even tease us like that

Do you guys think the Singh bros will interfere tonight?

and now I will speak to my people in my language

>>3083044
Literally every single one of the people you listed were initially on SDL. Vince is a Rawtist and always moves all the GOATs to RAW

I hate Nakamura's finisher

>>3083170
Is he a secret muslim?

*struggles to talk loudly enough*

BIG POP NAKAMEME

Judging by how slow the thread is smack is kill

>>3083359
Is that why he bombs so often?

Who is this jabroni jobber with the WWE championship?

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Tonight is HIS night.

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>>3083343
Top-10 post so early in the night. Truly blessed.

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>>3083360
Why does he talk like that?
Does someone actually tell him to sound like he's shy?

You what naysayers?

>all that back and chest acne

Jinder is so clearly juicing.

>Jinder and Russev VS Orton and Nakamura

Will the viper be able to keep up with Shinsuke's strong style?

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>Pooing yourself into a shoot

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>>3083281
I hope so

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>>3083170
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

Did Jinder skip leg day?

Is he gonna cry because he hasn't been revurred?

>>3083373
>seething

>>3083372

Jingoistic

>muh 1.3 gorillion

MAHARAJA MARAJA

>>3083356
I hate your mom's finisher. Tell her to use a bit more lube or spit on it or something.

>>3083372
Jingoistic

>>3083371
His vocal chords are shot from trying to sound deeper than natural all the time. Vince's booking is destroying his throat.

>>3083381
>Jinder speaks English better than me

>>3083372
I think jingoistic but I wasn't paying attention to if naysayers came after that

Jinder sound likes he has got a cold.

>>3083373
Maybe he just never showers

Who is shooting on who tonight?

>>3083371
Tren makes your throat hurt

Does Jinder have an earpiece on under his turban directly to Vince?

>>3083360
>>3083371
I remember he fucked up his voice screaming after his second promo 3 months ago or something

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>>3083369
>renee YOUNG
>looks like a grandma

They should upgrade Jinder's kit. It would look real good matching the scarf with a black and gold motif.

>>3083374

I hope they get off their spew of every Shinsuke tag match where he goes all screams in pain being dominated for half the match.

>>3083378
Tfw the singh brothers are better actors than Roman

Jinder working the crowd big time tonight, as he usually does
Lmao, this acting from the pooloo brothers though...

How would you book a Jinder face turn?

>>3083373
you can hear the roids in his voice

End this segment

>>3083391
>Indian Gimmick
>Not Showering

Damn he is dedicated to this role

>>3083369
>renee young
>is old

>in front of the great nation on India

>>3083374
>Orton and Japanese Orton
what did road dogg mean by this?

>>3083400
American Dream

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>>3083369
RENEE DING-DONG DIDDLY AGING LIKE MILK

All three of these guys are Canadians

Does anyone unironically like Jinder?

BASED SMACK KNOWS THEIR AUDIENCE

IM DIGGING THIS SEGMENT MAGGLE

xenophobia is not cool!

>kiss your royal feet

Damn wwe appealing to the footfag smarks

>Foot fetish gimmick
Pretty bold, Vince

>Indians are feet worshippers

FUCKING FOOTFAGS REEEEEEEEEE

>>3083400

>"I have just learned that I am Canadian, I will now adopt my natural form as a mounty"

we want the /feet/ audience

>foot kissing segment
>not Lana's feet
the state of WWE

KISS YOUR ROYAL INDIAN POO IN LOO FEET

prostate?

>>3082828
havent watched in over 10 years can i get a quick rundown?

>>3083413
LMAO NO

Did Tarantino book this segment

>SD geared towards footfags
Wow you guys actually watch this every week? I'm sticking with RAW. At least I gave it a shot though.

>Nakameme

cringe

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>Poojeets are foot people

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Who here /RoyalFeet/?

>>3082828
Hahaha so pathetic they should have kissed his ass

looks like raw is winning this week

Is anyone embarrassed by the fact that the crowd is jingoistic for no reason? Jinder is basically Rusev 2.0, the heel whose only real heel actions (Singnh bros nonwithstanding, because faces would use that shit too if they could) and motivations are that he is foreign and fiercely patriotic?

We truly don't deserve our World Heavyweight Champion.

SHITSTAIN NAKAMORON!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Sucking Jinder's doodoo covered toes

>>3083427
The in-ring product generally got lighter and lighter over time due to Benoit, and injuries piling up

N A K A M E M E

>>3083427
Everything sucks

HEY SHINSKAY

where's the Indian feet spammer from /pol/ when you need him

This SmackDown has been brought to you by Quentin Tarantino.

>>3083413
I like him

this is fucking terrible. ts the same shit every build up to pvp. split up tag teams and have weeks of 1v1s alternating between them with the odd 3v3 teamed with random 1v1s and have all the 1v1s team up with someone for tag team matches.

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>>3083427

>10 years
>chooses to come back on a random episode of Smackdown

Sure thing brah.

Natties SRW outfit works me into a shoot, someone post it.

>>3083448
based Vince

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snek

Ah, the classic Bulgarian - Indian alliance

>>3083427
Were you watching wrestling in 94 or 95? It's like that

>>3083448
>wwe
>expecting quality
your fault

PYCEB

I thought he quit. Isn't Twitter accurate?

VOICES IN MY HEAD

>>3083452
CUTE!

I-is Rusev really gonna leave lads?

>>3083453
Didnt Jinder Kayfabe betray rusev a while back?

>>3083437
Yeah seriously why do people still boo foreign heels for being foreign and chant USA? Is everyone in the crowd just dumb marks or something? There's no way so many people could be worked by something lame like that. I feel like it's just the crowd desperately trying to be part of the show as usual.

BASED RUSEV

>>3083452
Based Hognose snake

Kek gables a fucking manlet

BIG PATRIOT AJ SOON

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>>3083452
birb

>>3083449
I actually turned on Raw last night right at the start of that cena roman promo, I dont know who Roman is but it was ok I guess, fans acting like its the best thing ever makes me think things are very bad.

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>Nakameme getting BTFO as usual

>>3083462
That was pre-push so it didn't happen

>Based Shelton/Gable teamup
>Based BMAJ

How can Raw even compete?

Stylez vs Roode incoming

I just remembered Rusev & Jinder use to be a tag team

BASED Big Bills Benjamin saving SMACK's tag division

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>Rusevetty

The BO in that ring right now must stink to high heaven.

Fuck foreigners!!

>>3083462

Yep. When they both were on Raw

Shelton turns on Gable

BASADO COPITO DE NIEVE

>United States Open Challenge
>Worlds Greatest American Alphas
Based Smack wins again.

>>3083453
FUCK YOU
USA USA USA

Jinder is absolutely fucking awful. He has zero charisma, looks like shit, and can't talk.

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remember to cheer for Kairi Zayn

What a shit way to start off a show.
Literally no one has read the script even once.

Even fat neckbeards would make a better one.

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>US title open challenge
HEY AJ

>>3083428
speak for yourself faggot, Based Jinder working the obese smarks

>lose black tag partner
>gain another black partner


So chances Shelton turns on Gable tonight and is full heel during his new run?

Will we get to hear Benjamin's based theme?

>>3083473
Raw is going to have based Jeff - Miz feud.

>>3083484
Anyone here wish they had a gf really bad? Please report in

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>>3083469
birb?

>>3083486
She and Toni Storm work my dick into a ding-dong diddly shoot.

>>3083485
worked

>>3083495
Post your giant cock Broken

BIG NETWORKS ZIGGLER

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BMAJ open challenge, it's gonna be a comfy sd lads

>>3083485

He's lookin real jacked baby

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>>3083464

Sorry, I forgot my else in that query:

>Is anyone ELSE embarrassed

Whomp whomp, guess I'm just a dumb mark, too...

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LETS DO THIS
R/SQUAREDCIRCLE REPORTING

>>3083494

It's be seven years since i had a gf that wasn't enormous and/or on the internet.

'bout to kill myself here

>>3083497
Toni Storm makes me cum buckets!!!!

>Hear that there has been talks recently of bringing Asuka to the main roster

>they're saying it will be on RAW

dammit

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>>3083499
Don't think /asp/ could handle it.

>>3083494
here

>>3083500

More like Big Pyro Ziggler

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>>3083170

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>>3083494
Woman are crazy and not worth getting into relationships with just go get a rub and tug anon you are better off.

>>3083494
Never had a gf, kissless virgin here.

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>>3083485

Can't hinder the Jinder you fucking faggot

>>3083505
Don't. Try to make positive changes in your life dude. It's amazing what kind of effect it can have.

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>post yfw Orton vs Jinder 5

>>3083486
another jap with a pirate gimmick? WWE needs to hire Yoshiko

lol Rusev cucked

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>>3083504

WELCOME

TO THE WASTELAND

OF EDDIE MONEY AND FREE CHEESE

ASCENSION SPOTTED

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>>3083508
GODDAMN! WTF!?

ASCENSION FINALLY GETTING A WIN PLS GOD

>NO SHELTON THEME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

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>tfw Based Breezango tonight

So does Gable need a black tag partner to be in the WWE?

FUCK YEAH BASEDCENSION

>>3083506
I wanna marry Toni Storm!

HOLY CRAP. ASCENSION IN THE RING! Even though it's to job. Dare we see the Gaycops in the ring soon?

I like the theme, but they should still call them American Alpha.

>no shelton theme

Why live?

ha they gave that manlet another bland negro to be his tag partner

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me as a kid.

Jason Jordan is back with Gable wtf he looks darker

AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW

>>3083515

Appreciate it, anon. I've recently started but man it's a big hole I dug myself in.

Ok so I haven't watched in weeks, why is shelton back and why is he teaming with gable?

>>3083537
Black people can tan you fucking racist

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>>3082828
You like the way I've been booking SDL fellers?

Their music isn't complete shit

>>3083536
I can't identify either your gender or your race

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>this theme for Benjamin and Gable

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>connor on top
>viktor on the bottom

>>3083506
>>3083531
Her ass is the gimmick.

>not AINT NO STOPPING ME

wtf

HEEL SHELTON

>>3083540
his former American Alpha tag team partner got moved to RAW, where he is getting a singles push.

>>3083540
>>3083540
the other negro is kurt angles son now and was moved to Raw.

Holy shit Gaycops are coming back tonight aren't they? I'm hype

>>3083542
I still haven't forgave you for Battleground yet Brian

>Main event scene is just Orton/Naka/Jinder

Pathetic

Oh look the Ascension about to get buried

>>3083542
THANK YOU ROAD DOGG
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

Shelton heel turn already?

>>3083548
And that's proof that God hasn't given up on us yet.

I'm disappointed we didn't get based Ain't no stoppin me, but of all the horrendously shitty new themes, Gable and Shelton's wasn't all that bad

>>3083542

Based now and forever

O U D K ?

First thing I thought about was big glass' knee when i watched that spot

>>3083540
It was revealed that Shelton is Gable's dad or something I dunno I barely pay attention.

based picture in picture

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>>3083557

>Smackcucks will defend this

Just tuned in.
How's Shelton looking?

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>watching canadian stream
>no picture in picture

>>3083557
Who cares? They suck.

>>3083552
Wait... You have a black amateur wrestler coming back, and you make the black kid the son of a white wrestler instead of doing a returning father son angle??? How does kurt have a black son?

GABLE should be solo. Why is wwe fucking up literally everything?

>>3083563
He'll get it back when he turns on gable

>>3083570
Unironically great.

>>3083536

Cute kid. Who was your favorite superstar as a child?

>>3083570
Real jacked baby!

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Gable's new gimmick should be "Slave Master"

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>>3083557
why not put shelton in the main event scene?

>>3083574
he got a bit of jungle fever on college

>>3083570

AINT NOT STOPPING HIM NOW!

>>3083577
>>3083577
Noice.

Anyone else just start smoking because of these anti-smoking ads?

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>>3083536
HOLY FUCKING YUCK

>>3083574
Kurt had jungle fever back in college and WHITED some black ho. It's completely nonsensical as you'd expect from ""creative"" at WWE

>>3083539
Good luck!

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>>3083547
TOP LOL

>>3083570
In the ring, pretty good. He looks old though physically

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>stream is playing k-pop during commercial breaks

>>3083586

No, you got worked.

>>3083582
Too many minorities would make it unrealistic

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>>3082845
Because we want to see the fixed problem and not the original problem

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>>3083574

BeastialitywithCharmel.jpeg

>>3083582
He's shit at promos

>>3083540
That's Jason Jordan not Shelton

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>>3083596
ANGLED

>No matching gear

Shelton's turning

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>>3083587
ohh spicy new MayMay. . Poor Yalissa

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>unironically replying to namefags

>>3083579
I started watching in 2005 when i was 13

Was konnor always so big?

>>3083603
Yeah, they need to fix that by next week.

CARTER WHERE YOU AT.

>>3083612
>>3083612
>>3083612
>>3083612

>>3083464
The audience are rednecks and white trash, the ones that actually believe USA is the greatest nation on the world because God want to.

>>3083608

Well, who was your favorite superstar then?

>>3083578
>>3083578
>>3083578
>>3083578

Does Shelton have a tattoo on his arm

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>>3083620
>>3083614

>>3083614
>>3083620
Impatient fucks

Renee is cute!

Que lindo seria tener novia

>>3083618
I didnt have one

>>3083618
I didnt have one