Quick, /asp/

sh-shut up!!!

>>3080716
succoring succotash son!

>>3080727

roman is so tsundere

>>3080716
BITCH ASS

>>3080716
lol
roman being bullied is my favourite meme

I'M HUNGRY

> B-bitch

>>3080716
>People boo you coz you burry people they like, you corporate bitch!
Really Roman...

>>3080716
t-this is m-my y-yard b-b-b-b-BITCH

>>3080716
If I were Roman, I would have called him out for culturally appropriating black culture early in his career. Not only would he be BTFOed from the WWE for being racist, but he would get BTFOed by our rightfully politically correct hollywood and be given the Benoit treatment on Google searches.

Roman would then win countless humanitarian awards for taking a stance against racism.

>>3080810
But that's exactly what his cousins the Usos are doing.

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>>3080716
Cena, you're not a Polarizing Figure. Like I said and everyone knows, you're a spin doctor, and right now you're tryna spin the globe we stand on. Not just horizontally, when you make us all go to sleep the Monday nights you're around, but vertically too. Because you're not some damn polar bear, you're a tropical animal, and you can be a parrot one day, a cheetah the other, but I'm standing face to face with you and I ain't no jackal, I'm the BIG DOG who's staked his claim on this yard at every PPV of the year!

>*cheers*

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>>3080821
Welcome to the Jungle, "Jack". Kurt Angle's right here and he can tell you that you've been living in the Jungle from the moment you first stepped in this ring, and THAT is why you're still here. Yes, you're always hungry for more and ready to take on all comers. Because you cleanse your colon in the middle of the ring every time you fight somebody! My advice is to go "eat the world" with Bray Wyatt, because you may be big and tough and like to take your shirt off but at the end of the day you're a cult leader and a snake oil salesman just like him. That's how you survived in this jungle. Because running from the freedom of the polar tundra wasn't enough, no; you like throwing those geeky words around? You're after the 'heat', the noise, even if it's Hell for everyone but you. So what do you do, John? Who's your prey in this Jungle? I know. You went out from under the canopy where hawks like Hogan and the Rock soar high above you out into the grazing fields of little children who never got the chance to see a real Champion perform. You give them a bunch of towels and wristbands, your loyal flock and your prey at the same time. You pamper and flatter them, putting your hand on their shoulder and telling them even guys who suck can win medals, like you just did with Kurt! But don't you dare try it on me. When I said you can't bury me I meant you're not gonna pamper me one bit until my hand is on YOUR shoulder with a referee by my side! I ain't a sheep. I'm still in the deepest, darkest pit of the Jungle. I'm the kind of sick boy you won't grant a wish for. I'm still wearing Hart's sunglasses. And I'm gonna cure the cancer at No Mercy.

>>3080716
Y-you have m-my number?

Roman literally does the "say bitch for a cheap pop" thing every promo. I'm sure his 13 year old fans love it but to everyone else it's complete cringe since its PG and they can't say shit or fuck.

>>3080716

Based Big dog for going off script.

>>3080816
Yeah, but we gotta make Roman look strong.

>>3080716
That was embarassing.