What is Phil doing at this very moment?

>>3078424
Getting a footjob from AJ Lee

>>3078447
probably this

Watching Blacked videos probably.

>>3078424
Reminder that in her book, AJ said she had to stay at Cena's house in Florida because all of the hotels were booked, this happened while she was with Punk. Punk may have actually gotten cucked.

Watching African seed get pumped into AJ's womb

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>>3078447

>>3078424

prepping the bull

Watching Raw while simultaneously crying as AJ get's blacked in their bedroom

>>3078424
rent free

>>3078472
>may

>>3078472
Cena isn't into boys.

>>3078424
Preparing his boxing match against Goob.

Seething about how Jhon stole his promo

Drinking a 2-Liter of Pepsi while he lies on the couch studying Muay Thai by maining Sagat.

Looking for money because we're starting to charge rent.

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>>3078424
What he always does, rule this board with an iron fist and live in ya heads rent-free.

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>>3078424
After the role of a lifetime, I've been busy...

>>3078941
GOAT

>>3078472
damn thats hot

>>3078472
Reminder that cena got rejected by aj it says in her book, she doesnt mention his name by is obvious is him.

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>>3078941
>ya
*your

>>3079185
SEETHING

>>3079189
How so?

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>>3078971
YO XBOX, PLAY SUMMERSLAM 2011

>>3079201
>ding-dong
Gee what's on your mind, you homo.

>>3078447
CM Phil is too low test to have a based foot fetish

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Doing what he does every minute of every hour of every day.
Enrage all of you by simply existing.
BASED

>>3080261
Stop spamming your stupid reddit tier maymay, you fucking faggot
Phil's image is fucking destroyed, DONE
>gets abused in WWE
>cries like a bitch
>gets raped in UFC >>3079235
>gets humiliated, embarrassed, bullied on MTV show by a guy called Bananas

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>>3080316
you seem upset friendo!

>>3080327
Pretty sure you're the one getting upset because your idol gets bullied on this board to the point of taking your time to draw some stupid shit for a forced not funny reddit tier meme so you pretend you made Phil look better

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>>3080347
>F U M I N G

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>>3080396
imagine unironically being a a faggot for CM Cuck

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>>3080402
Reminder that every time you respond, you just lose again.
But you cannot control your anger and fury at the Greatest of All Time.
So you will keep responding to me because you are just a puppet.

reading a comic

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Obviously posting on /asp/

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>>3080416

>>3080440
kek

>>3078424

I'm taking a shit you fucking mark

Want to wipe my ass?

>>3078483
This

>>3078472
>I had to sleep in the rich top guys house cuz all hotels in Florida were full, honey.

Wich other wrestlers had to stay in Cenas house that night?

>>3081227
Maybe Big E, he is the gay friend who can keep a secret.

>>3081227
Maybe Big E, he is the gay friend who can keep a secret.

>>3080261
Hey... Get me another Pepsi!

>>3078424
LIYHRF

>>3078833
Hi Phil

>>3080440
Fucking DESTROYED

>>3080440
Fucking DESTROYED

>>3078472
>may have

>>3080427
Why does Philip have a giant phallic statue on his table?

>>3080316
>>3080347
>>3080402
>>3080440
It's not your fault.

>>3085772
I wish it was.

>>3085772
>>3085777
I would fucking love to take credit for Phil ruining his life

>>3078424
Hiding in his cuckshed

>>3078424
Having a lazy wank while AJ is out getting the food shopping

>>3078424
Thinking about suicide