Monday Night Ram thread #3

>>3077179
So I decided to give WWE another shot after hearing some things about it on here. And boy, did I make the wrong decision doing that. The product fucking sucks. The only recognizable name they have is that old washed up geezer John Cena. There are literally NO storylines or larger than life characters. It's just plain ol' shit """wrestling"""

I watch wrestling to be Entertained. Not to watch a bunch of literally who doofuses play soap opera with each other. Fuck this shit.

Welp, back to New JaCHAD!

Literally nothing so far.

At least have pyro for your fucking champion.

And fuck you Memephis, TN.

zzzzzzzz fuck haymen is so fucking boring. same shit every time.

Boypussy > girlpussy

Where the fuck is the preload button for the Destiny 2 beta?

>1 hour in
>nothing exciting has happened yet
Why do I still watch this shit?

where is the pyro?

Is Heymen putting Braun over?

>>3077179
IM FlNNA BUSS

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/r/squaredcircle
REPORTING

When is the women's wrestling?

>kids watching WWE

>>3077241
>he didn't preorder from amazon and immediately cancel penalty free after receiving a code
pretty sure my d/l is done

>>3077246
Heyman and Based Brock both

>>3077249
have sex

>>3077249
YUCK

>>3077246
Heyman has been trying to put all of Brock's opponents over

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>>3077186

That pasta is TOO SWEET

Heyman is finally starting to bore the shit out of me. Just let Brock talk and keep the segments shorter

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tfw no Pokébros to snuggle with

OH SHIIIIIIT

PIPEBOMB BY BASED BROCK

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>>3077265
>implying

>Brock lesnar is fucking me

NOT PG

>>3077262
>as this is posted, Brock steals the mic and ends the segment

SUPLEX CITY BITCH

WATCH YOUR RUDDY TONE BORK

Based Bork Lazer

SUPLEX CITY BITCH

Did the steroids make his voice that of a 12 year old girl?

>>3077249
LMAO they aint cool like us!

BASED BROCK WORKING STROMANETTY INTO A SHOOT

CM PUNK HAS RETURNED

I fucking hate that WWE had to take a genuinely entertaining spontaneous moment and run it straight into the fucking ground
>suplex city bitch

SUPLEX CITY BITCH
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>>3077265
Fuck off, Beato

>have you seen something like this be done to Brock before?

Yeah, by 50 something year old Goldberg a while ago

BIATCH

SUPLEX CITY BITCH

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>Where all the blackmen in the main event.
>Wrestling RASIS.
>Obama was mixed race
>Orange Cheeto
>Drumf
>womens wrestling
>self loathing
>Cant handle these curves

HE SAID BITCH
MOOOOOOOOOM

BURN THE RATINGS DOWN

>someone says something that's not PG
>huge pops
Holy shit, WWE fans are retarded.

>>3077274
>Brock will never switch to a goofy spaceman gimmick

KEK IT DOWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THE RATINGS SETH?

BURN IT DOOOOOWN

CRINGE IT DOWN

>John Cena vs Roman Reigns at No Mercy

WHAT THE FUCK

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>>3077269
>you'll never be raped by Bork

HE SAID A BAD WORD

BAD
A
D

WORD
O
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PG IS DEAD

PRESS F FOR PG

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who was the jannetty?

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>>3077265
let me lick your tummy

BASED BROCK IGNORING THE TV-PG RATING ONCE AGAIN!!

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>Brocketty speaking

DEANETTY

CRINGE IT DOWNNNNNN

BURN IT DOOOOOOWN

RATINGS = BURNED DOWN

According to Seth, the reason for this enhanced cringe in his theme song (of course he likes it though) is because Vince randomly decided he didn't like the silence at that point.

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>>3077265
BASED BIG POKEBALLS BEATO

Is Cesaretty gonna get beach balls thrown his way?

BURN IT DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

>>3077290
christ black guys need to get some self respect
no way she ballooned into that in only 2-3 years
which means someone fucked that

>>3077303
Shitkorita

Has anyone here actually "burned it down"? Could be literal or metaphorical

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>>3077265
/vp/ introduced me to this chink cartoon board, no way I would leave you alone!

Where should we go with your career Seth?

BURN IT DOWN

>>3077238
Say that to my face mother fucker and not on the Internet see what happens

>SUPLEX CITY FAGGOt
How does he get away with it?

yo they deadass got heyman booed is raw finally dead?

>>3077311
He knows his fans are retarded and are tricked every time into thinking the music died and their precious Seth isn't coming out.

>>3077179
I love seth and his entrance, he looks hot

>>3077316
never lived by the hood ill take it.
Blacks will fuck anything that moves, and not only fuck em. Impregnate them.
But its whypepo's fault

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>>3077290

Go away /pol/, Wrestling is still untainted by bullshit politics because politics never drew a dime.

>>3077303
Chikorita
But its cute

SONICKINO

>>3077311
>Vince randomly decided he didn't like the silence at that point.
It should've always been Pyro during that silence part, but of course Vince/WWE is broke from pushing their anti-draw Reigns to the moon.

>>3077207
At least draw a dime if you're a champion..

>>3077328

>worked into a shoot

Politics is a bigger draw than any kids show.

>>3077303
>grass mon with no sleep powder
>fire mon with zero coverage
no idea which is the bigger jannetty, but brotodile is definitely the HBK

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>>3077328
Hall of Famer President Trump and his appointed Linda McMahon would life to have a word with you
USA USA USA

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>>3077328
no

>>3077251
So there is no fucking preload unless you preorder? Fucking trash. I hear it's super easy on PC anyways.

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Hot.

Pennywisetty is gonna get buried at No Mercy.

>>3077303
Chikorita fo sure, but she still a cute

>>3077303
Chikoretty

Indiedile came up through the ranks to get his main event push as GOATgatr

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that Smackchad feel

>>3077329
the cutest

>>3077179
who is the one that isn't sashetty. she's hot

>>3077303
All those literal whos

>>3077341
what preload? it's already playable if you preordered

wtf is wrong with tv

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>>3077337
>>3077339
>>3077340

>Worked

>>3077343
Pennywise putting Georgietty in an armbar in that sewer tho

>>3077345
Autismus maximus

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>MILFie Bella

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>>3077343

Based Pennywise living in your head rent free

Total cringe

>inb4 beach balls swarm the ring and cesaro gets fired

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>>3077349
Alicia Fox.
She's been MAHARAJA'D

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YAWN SEMEN

I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT

Jerry Lawler wears the ugliest shirts

>certaint

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small show

AGENTE LIBRE JUAN CENA

>>3077362
POO'D

>>3077356

>Sexy Star the dancing clown

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Rumor is WM34 will be Brock vs Roman instead of John Cena vs Roman
>Roman vs Cena might be at a No Mercy aka B PPV
What the fuck are they doing?
Just throwing away money

>>3077356
That was a screwjob. It wasn't a Falls Count Anywhere match.

>>3077368
Shaved look makes him look hella old, yo.

>>3077368
what the fuck

>>3077374
WWE has an overabundance of money

>>3077366
I fucking hate it why doesn't he wear a suit

>>3077375
It was a Paper Boat on a Pole match; there is no DQ

>>3077374
Bork Brauun is the real money. Spam finishers, raw power fight.
Vince loves his big men, but why is he in love with roman

>>3077373
based

>>3077374
This No Mercy match will probably be a triple threat with Joe. And if not, he'll interfere and ruin it.

poor miz couldnt even win after that. fucking cena should have ate the pin. would actually give reason to have this match for making him look bad and lose to someone like miz.

>>3077378
I guess that's why they cut out the pyro, LED aprons and the memeweight ropes

Is it there a more shitty finisher than the superfag punch?

>>3077387
nope

>>3077387
Superkick

NO POP AT ALL

>>3077387
Big Show's knockout punch

>>3077328
>Rusev was the top heel in the company when he was Russian

Makes u think

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>its a "forced feud" episode

>>3077387
Gayley to Gayley

>Africa

What is this HD apron you guys are talking about?

>eurofags get absolute silence
HOLY KEK

>loading his punch like a shotgun makes his punch stronger

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>>3077249

Africa has electricity?

AFRICAN DIMES STAY FUCKED NEW JAPANETTYS

>>3077386
>cutting non-value added nonsense from the budget
based WWE finance team

CRINGESARO

>>3077387
>finisher
when was the last time he beat someone with it?

>>3077368
big show died and they replaced him with king kong bundy

>Ambrose
>the goofy one

next Stone Cold my ass

Cesaro looks like he's jerking off a pair of dicks all over his face

>>3077398
>Stomping his foot makes the superkick stronger

sheamus and cesaro are based

African universal champion coming up

>>3077400

Oddly, they've skipped some technological steps. They've pretty much blown straight past the desktop/laptop internet age and went straight into mobile phones. Seriously.

>>3077391
I thought closed fix wasn't allowed in the WWE, why can he and Roman do it?

these two fags get more shit added to their gimmick every week.

YOU CAN HEAR A PEN DROP MAGGLE THE ARENA IS GOING CRAZY

I cant take this I gotta tap out

>>3077411
>bouncing off the ropes makes his standing elbow drop stronger

I can't watch this crap anymore guys I'm done. This is so pathetically boring.

>>3077414
Kofi in a Ghana gimmick? I can get behind that

>>3077249
I'm not even somebody who shits on others for their looks but Jesus Christ some of these people have eaten themselves to the point that they're damn near deformed.

>>3077411
>squatting in the corner makes him faster

>tag team title match at ppv
>four weeks of every possible combo of singles matches between the two teams
>rematch at next ppv

Im so sick of this, we've been seeing this with sheamus and cesaro since wrestlemania

if cesaro/shaymoose are supposed to be heel why are they doing the DBZ fusion pose? wouldn't that be a babyface move?

I thought that Cesaro was a real american

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>the goofy one

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Breaking News: Big Show debuts new ring on RAW tonight.

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Whoa jeez, Castagnoli vs Black!

>>3077428
>pointing both his finger guns at someone to make his accuracy better

how do I get a gf?

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>>3077420
>>3077422

C U NXT Week or tomorrow!

COLBY LOPEZ IT DOWN

>>3077430
>weebs
>not being heels

>>3077430
It just looks cool calm down

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2 hours left
Why come shit posting on /smack/ day seems so quick and its over too soon.
While im allready tired and there is 2 hours left

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based Shamsaro..., or is it Cesarus?

>>3077436

*ring gear*

>>3077357
Not gunna argue with ya homie. But I contain it in my day to day life. I still come to this pandagonian knitting forum to spill all my spaghetti so as to contain it elsewhere.

There's no way I'm alone in this.

Is the crowd asleep?

I'm literally falling sleep, Seff is so boring

>>3077429
It's how I used to play EWR when I couldnt be bothered to book tag feuds properly

>>3077437

Corey Graves is, as ever, the true master of WWE and indie canon. How he manages to do it without ever breaking Kayfabe is a true mystery...

>>3077453
Right, its so lazy

>>3077387
Superman Punch is now a signature move, not a finisher; also, Bayley to Bayley is way worse

Are they even trying anymore, bros? What casual fan in their right mind would want to sit through the rest of this?

Kingsman 2 looks fun as shit

>>3077451
>seff
>not cesaro

>>3077453
That's what Vince does too. He only cares about Roman/Cena and Braun/Brock.

>>3077427
>damn near

>>3077179 my poor sethie is hurt.

>>3077460
braun might show up to just randomly squash roman. thats my only hope for this shit show.

I miss Jimmy Wang Yang

do people actually spend money on energy drinks

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Is it just me if is the show already much better just by having the king back

crowd is fucking dead

>>3077464
filtered

this show is kill

>>3077445
I'm just saying. it's the same thing with brayyy and the announcers embracing the "fireflies" when he's supposed to be heel. makes no sense

>>3077468
Sadly Im addicted and up to two a day and craving a third

I always thought the big ppvs (mania, summerslam, etc) were supposed to blow off old feuds and start new ones? Why are the same 9 matches still happening? Does anything even mean anything at this point? Does this match even serve the story of Dean and Seth working together?

>>3077440
>being fat actually does make his senton stronger

>>3077469
>when he came back for Cena/Bella v Miz/Maryse and just made old school wife jokes the whole time
based King

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>>3077468
>he doesn't sip

>>3077368
big show looks more and more like King Kong Bundy every day

>>3077473
The Bray thing is just proof that Bray could be extremely over if he wasn't booked like garbage.

>>3077479
I want to punch that motherfucker square in the face so badly

>>3077469
He's the voice of the normal fan, as well as a cynical old school fan who can't take this shit seriously anymore.

>>3077470
this thread too

>>3077469
> the quality of posts is very important to this community

What a sick joke

Cringesaro's cross body looks like shit.

>>3077467

>Personal life

>Yun has a brother named Johnathan, who is a professional breakdancer.[54] He also has a daughter named Jazmine.[55] [56] He owns a professional wrestling school called Pro Training, LLC. located in Cincinnati, Ohio.[57] In late October 2010, Yun started a pest control business called "Jimmy's Pest Control" in the Cincinnati area.[58]

>Yang currently has 'redneck party bus' and 'princess party bus' businesses. [56]

Jimmy Wang Yang has lived a full, vibrant life.

>>3077451
Not shitposting but yeah. Seth puts me to sleep.

>>3077482
>hating Reviewbrah

>>3077475
They have so many PPVs, they don't really mean much. Simply an excuse to make wacky stipulations and tease title changes. It's barely ever about ending feuds anymore. Feuds just randomly end when the two who hate each other suddenly decide to attack someone else.

Way to make Seth look like a weak bitch

great booking Vince

btfo by based Cesaro.

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im getting tried
nite bros

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This sucks.

HALF THE SHOW LEFT

I found my gf on tinder. What should I do?

I like that Seth and Finn have a similar style but since is never pointed out by the announce team it's absolutely meaningless and bothers the shit out of me

>cesaro actually got a win in a singles match
Holy shit, is Vince not at the show today?

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>>3077488

>>3077494
Your favorite wrestler puts me to sleep too

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ITS NOT OVER FUUUUUUCK

POTATO UPRISING

They are just eeking out everything they can to filler the time since they threw their whole roster into the start of the show.

>Dean and Seth were individual champions
>Dean deciding to help Seth was a big deal
>now they are a jobber tag team

>50/50 booking in the same segment
>the state of WWE

Oh God not another match please fuck off

Didn't we see these matches for the past 3 weeks?

THE FUCKING STATE OF RAW

>wrestlers can book their own matches

>>3077516
didnt they do this with Rated RKO too?

>>3077496
It just sucks that nothing really means anything and thus, nothing matters at all. Really weakens the week to week content

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>this match

see you, Tuesday lads

>>3077505
I only ever notice they both do the slingblade
Finn does way more dropkicks. Even his finisher is a vertical dropkick

this is really boring

I'm actually more entertained by the commercials now

>>3077484
/co/mblr having balls? I hate this board too but let's not get too crazy here.

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>Destinetty

>We get this match tonight istead of next week
>We're going to get a rematch for both of these matches next week anyway

Cesaro as a face doing wacky lucha shit was a lot more entertaining than what he's doing now.

>>3077509
Not my fault you can't enjoy Braun.

>>3077534
Fuck, I remember how people thought this was going to be bigger than Halol

>>3077504
Work her into a shoot and take a shower i'm beggin ya

>>3077537
>the following week will have Seth face Sheamus with Dean fighting Cesaro later that night

>>3077179
This match is boring and why seth lost

>>3077541
It could have been if they had bothered to ship a game with substantial content and less repetitive stuff.

>>3077538
Are they supposed to be heels?

>>3077541
It was Bungie's chance to prove that they weren't just a one game shit

>It's a phone everything in episode
see ya later bros

>>3077544
And we just saw Dean fighting Cesaro 2 weeks ago.

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>>3077328
Wrestling is /pol/-related

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>>3077504

>Take a shower
>Hit the weights
>Grow some height
>Get a clue

THE SELTICK WARRIOR

>The Seltic Warrior

>>3077548
I guess so. Either way they've neutered Cesaro's moveset recently and it's turned him into just another guy. He lost a lot of what made him unique.

>>3077557
BASED DAIGO!

crowd it's kill

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>hey vince I got a couple ideas for raw.

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I hate technology it literally ruined wrestling

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>and people thought Road Dogg was a bad booker

>>3077565

Save us based D O DOUBLE G

O U D K

WWE should be called asmr since it puts me to sleep.

>"Sheamus not giving the fans what they wanted"
They seemed pretty indifferent to the whole situation

Diva shit is after this.....

At this point, randomly drawing two names out of the roster would be better booking than whatever this is supposed to be

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>>3077567
pic related is one of the writers on raw

This is why you don't book a battle royale to start a show and featuring a lot of people that can fill the time entertainingly. We have to deal with this boring shit.

can't wait to see those 2nd hr ratings

>that fucking rope thing

im done see you guys tomorrow night

>>3077575
Why wouldn't they just have some of those guys do double duty?

>>3077574

Chaz Bono?

>>3077362
Oh, for fuck's sake, is this broad gonna give everybody the pussy save for the black man?

Come back home, Alicia kun... w...we miss you.

bretty good ending, took soooooooooo fucking long to get there

what is this Swiss "Cyborg" shit now? DC Comics threaten to sue?

>the face team cheats
Jesus Christ road dogg

>>3077574
he doesnt do any writing he's just files papers for the Stamford wives

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HOW DOES ANYONE BELIEVABLY FALL FOR THE WACKY LINE? HOW? HE DOES IT EVERY MATCH!

>luantic cringe

nice 50 50 booking

50/50 BOOKING

>>3077586
Which would be pretty fucking ironic, considering that's another one of their copyrights.

>the faces cheat more than the heels
>50/50 booking in the span of 30 minutes
I'm fucking done with tonight's episode.

>>3077580

You would think, but nope.

Rollins didn't even make that look like a hit. I'm glad it's finally over.

>the painted face makes him stronger

how bored is everyone out of 10?

Operation get #WomensWrestlingSucks trending after there match starts now

>another emma twitter segment
CRINGE
R
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G
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>>3077517
Good call.

>>3077551
>>3077551
>>3077551
>>3077551

I want to impregnate Emma

>>3077603
9.8

>>3077603
8.5. Waiting for Nia to be in this episode so I can jack off and then leave

>>3077586
Superman probably sounds too Face-ey

MILFY JAMES

They are burying the fuck out of emma for that twitter shit. Wonder if the porn star will squash her.

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MICKIE JAMES WORKING MY DICK INTO A SHOOT

>>3077617
Nudes?

>>3077617
I want to work those thighs

>>3077368
WTF I hate shaving now

>>3077615
What Twitter shit?

>>3077615
What Twitter shit?

>>3077615
What Twitter shit?