the gimmick is she's goldberg except fat

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>the gimmick is she's goldberg except fat

>>3074975
the gimmick is she's cute

>>3074975
and can actually wrestle better than most of the men (not that Goldberg wasn't a great wrestler, but he wasn't a very good wrestler)

Also, please have sex, I'm begging you. Once you do you will crave Asuka's body type like no other, I promise

>>3074992
I don't think we're looking at the same face.

>>3075017
No woman ever can wrestle better than most men. Asuka is mediocre as fuck

>>3074975
damn she's fat

>>3074983
asuka looks like THAT?

>>3074975
Goldberg looked impressive

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>>3075024
Asuka can though. I'm not even being ironic.

>>3075017
>the state of this seething smark

>>3075030
Nah he's right, she can't. A female 10 is a male 6 at best, and she's about a female 7.5.
The best company in the world, NJPW, doesn't give a fuck about women's "wrestling". What's that tell you about it's quality?

>>3075030
>kick, kick, kick, kick
>hip attack
>no sell
>hip attack
>kick
There's your average Asuka match

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>>3075031
>he thinks i was seething
it's pity I felt. but if you don't want to take the helpful advice, that's on you

>>3074983
HEY EVERYONE JOEYJOEYSUPERCOOLFOODREVIEWS! I'M BEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>3075034
>>3075035
Yeah, OK buddy.

Let's not forget she's one of the best showmen ever as well

>>3075034
Aren't Japanese men super beta? And isn't NJPW beta nu-male heaven? They're probably intimidated rather than aroused by a woman such as Asuka. NJPW knows their audience pal.

>>3075048
>one move she did nearly two years ago and never again since

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>>3075054
>Aren't Japanese men super beta?
Not as much as American """""""men""""""

>>3075062
Whoa it's almost like maybe she's been saving it for the main roster

>>3075034
>Nah he's right, she can't. A female 10 is a male 6 at best, and she's about a female 7.5.
Asuka is literally and unironically better than all but 2 or 3 on the currently active main rosters, on their best days. And in some aspects she's literally better than all of them.

Any objective observer can see this.

>>3075069
Nah she just got too fat and old to pull it off anymore

>>3075074
Ya not objective at all weeb boy. Ya got yellow fever on the brain

>>3075017
>Goldberg wasn't a very good wrestler
t. Only watched his 2003 run

>>3075095
>ya
Stopped reading. Thanks for taking the time to write whatever you wrote after that though.

>>3075100
Carter taking up a permanent residency in ya peanut mind.

>>3075105
Before I read your post, are you this guy >>3075095
?

If so please be advised that while I'm flattered you're actually taking time out of your life to respond to my posts, I will not be reading your posts. I simply have more important things to do in my life.

>>3075048
LMAO

>>3075074
LMAO

This is the state of waifuettys

>>3074975
The gimmick is she lives in your head rent free.

>>3075190
That's a relief. She doesn't have the dimes to pay any, after all.

>>3075211
Kek Asgooka btfo

>>3075190
>>3075211
fatsuka destroyed

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>>3075211
>>3075236
>>3075243
>he replies to his own posts

>>3075183
>he can only respond with "LMAO"

>>3075244
ya absolutely seethin aint ya lil guy

>>3074983
Asuka ballooning!

>>3075259
>ya
Ceased reading at this exact point, I send my gratitude to you for saving me some time

>>3075271
ya seethin?

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>>3075278
Can someone summarize this guy's post for me? Again I think it's really cool he finds my posts important enough to respond to them but I've given him fair warning that I won't be reading them, no matter how upset my posts evidently make him.

>>3075307
ya seethin

>>3074975

Somehow she is amazing by getting told that she will win the match.

I don't even...how are these streaks even a thing anymore?

>>3075271
>>3075307
ITT (You) getting worked

>>3075307

rent free

>>3075313
>>3075325
>>3075336
What did you guys even write? I didn't read your posts so I can't tell.

>>3075338
ya seethin

>>3075105
>>3075259
>>3075278
>>3075313
>>3075325
>>3075336
>>3075345
Holy. Fucking. Worked. Modern wrestling fans everyone. Kevin Nash's advice rings true now more than ever.

>>3075348
ye ya seethin aint ya

>>3075348
take a bath and go bed

>>3075350
>>3075351
What? I didn't read either of those posts either. Why are you doing this to yourself? Arguing with a stranger, on the internet? Shouldn't you be out getting laid or getting your dick sucked like I am right now?

>>3075345
>>3075350
>>3075351
C-THING
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>>3075356
ya seethin

>>3075362
What?

>>3075361
>>3075368
seething

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>ya seethin
>ya seethin
>ya seethin
>ya seethin

What did they mean by this?

>>3075370
WHAT?

>>3075372
Carter autism truly is amazing to watch

>>3075370
Son, you appear to be getting worked

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>>3075372
>>3075380
>implying this thread isn't a perfect honeypot for banning

>>3075375
>>3075382
ya seethin aint ya?

>>3075391
What
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a
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?

>>3075418
ye ya r seethin

>>3075423
What?

>>3075452
ya seethin

>>3075460
What?

Based Asuka working the anti-smarks into a seething rage

>>3075481
>>3075695
worked

>>3074975
This entire thread is a perfect representation of the autism that is /asp/. The mods need to just nuke thos board but they won't because containment is key to stopping the spread of this. We have fallen so far lads.

>>3075780
/asp/ really is the 2001 WCW of 4chan.