Yelissa general

>>3072450
Debuts in an Inferno Match. Botches and gets burned alive.

Sasha's stunt double, like Mizdow.

>>3072450
>WM
>Alexa Bliss wins KotR style tournament to unify WWE Womens title
>RAW after WM
>Bliss starts off show with crushing promo, burying the entire division
>interrupted by spicy latin music
>Yelissa comes out to loudest pop since DBry won the title
>procedes to mop up Bliss without a word
>before commercial the last thing we see is /ourgirl/ standing over the champ with the title in hand, raised high for all to see

>>3072450
She tries to steal the money in the bank briefcase from Carmella and ends up getting raped, victimized, conquered by Ellsworth

Well i bet the girls have to give sexual favours to be sucesful and i would never do that, and the clothes they wrestle, they dress like hookers not wrestlers and the objectification of woman too.

>>3072462
My sides are in orbit

>interrupted by spicy latin music
Top Kek
Bravo anon

>>3072469
Okay, but if all of that were not true and you could dress however you wanted and didn't have to offer up your stanky pussy for a win, would this >>3072462
not be acceptable?

Yelissa can be traced here, as well as vice versa (RIS her pics and you'll find her various accounts online.) So...I don't think WWMeme would wanna be associated with autists.

>>3072469
I'm convinced now this is carter's best gimmick, he's relentless

>>3072462
lmao

>>3072478
His commitment to the troll is respectable

>>3072476
Yes haha it would be nice to be a wrestler.

>>3072478
Im not carter.

>>3072482
I like how he picked a very ugly girl to impersonate but not a monster, it's much more realistic.

This character has literally no qualities, she's very ugly, dumb and insufferable, but still looks somehow real

>>3072483
Would you fuck Bray? Be honest

>>3072469
>Well i bet the girls have to give sexual favours to be sucesful and i would never do that

Breh

>>3072486
Indeed, even the FB profile screams autism. No posts since February and all the pictures there have been posted here at some point. The real Yelissas mom os kind of hot though

>>3072491
I havent post on Facebook since 2015 and im cute.

>>3072491
WAIT YELISSA HAS FACEBOOK?

>>3072491
Wait are there pics of her mother?

>>3072497
link it boiz

>>3072496
Wrong on both counts.

>>3072497
>>3072504
Yes she does, but I'm not linking it. She will report the thread and have it deleted.

>>3072503
Lol what a perv she doesn't know english.

>>3072507
her mom looks filipino

>>3072507
You really should learn to read.

>>3072507
Fukken saved for later personal use
Please post more of her feet

>>3072505
I don't like Facebook i never liked it.

LINK HER FACEBOOK! *clap clap clap clap*
LINK HER FACEBOOK! *clap clap clap clap*
LINK HER FACEBOOK! *clap clap clap clap*
LINK HER FACEBOOK! *clap clap clap clap*
LINK HER FACEBOOK! *clap clap clap clap*

>>3072511
>she

Bruh...

>>3072531
Sorry, """"she""""

>>3072507
Yar mom is pretty hot and ya so ugly. How come?

BASED Big nose Yelissa going off topic as always

>>3072530
Yelissa Lapaix Castillo

>>3072535
Im not ugly, you just hate me like the guys here.

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>>3072521
Yelissas mom looks like a skank. I bet she takes it in the ass.

>>3072540
Your father must be ugly as fuck.

>>3072540
Imagining for a moment you're not Carter, I don't hate you. It seems you actually like wrestling, so there's that at least.

But still, you're real ugly, girl. I'm so sorry it must be tough for you IRL

>>3072540
You're incredibly ugly actually. Your mom is smoking though, tell her to hit me up. I can let you watch, I guess.

>>3072540
Yes you are ugly. Inside and out. You call every woman in wrestling a slut without proof, you are literally hideous to look at and lie about reporting threads. The biggest crime of all is that you're using some poor Dominican girls FB to troll a fake fighting board on a Russian Sewing website.

>>3072539
I can't find shit send a link and then delete it fast

>>3072553
Nope, sorry brah. Pedomods are watching. Get better at searching FB.

>>3072561
POST IT DAMMIT AND YOU JUST DELETE IT IN 2 MINUTES

>>3072462
This is fucking gold. You need a job on creative.

>>3072552
Im sorry if my comments of people you don't know offend you

>>3072567
Hypocrisy offends me. Kill yourself.

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>>3072565
you Yelissa really Cordero need to learn how to Lapaix Search On Facebook better, moron. now geeet outta here!! also my favorite wrestler is booker t.

>>3072565
Try this, Yelissa Cordero Lapaix

>>3072577
Isn't it against the rules to announce that your reported someone?

>>3072577
Called it.

>>3072580
It is.

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>>3072576
Ya pinhead ya first said CASTILLO not CORDERO how did you expect me to find if you CAN'T SPELL THAT NAME CORRECTLY

>>3072578
Damn she's ugly

>>3072586
This is bait.

>>3072586
Forgot your name, lad.

>>3072586
You forgot to change user name, Carter...

>>3072587
My bad, I mixed up her and her moms names. My apologies brother.

>>3072587
That wasn't even me, faggot.

Latina molly holly

>>3072577
I already warned you in other threads that staying here was going to get you doxed. This is all your fault. When you start receiving sex toys in the mail and death threats do not be surprised.

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>>3072597

>>3072599
Breh

The name

Breh

>the posts with the name left on were deleted
bruh I'm so schleep

>>3072610
WTF DID YA SAVE ANY SCREENSHOTS?

>>3072610
w0ke

>>307261 he is an imitator that tought i was fake and Carter but now realizes im a real girl so he feels bad simple, this place should have flags

>>3072618
Go to sleep, Carter, you had a good run impersonating Yelissa ,

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>>3072614
>>3072618
Exposed this bitch

>>3072628
damn jessi slaughter looks like THAT?

>>3072628
holy fucking yum who's that

>>3072628
Jerking off FURIOUSLY

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>>3072610
>>3072614

>>3072626
That doesn't really prove anything because it's just a name, anyone can write that in the name field.

>>3072626
Lol, you know guys here copy my name right?

Guys please remember that the roleplayer is just using that girl's pics, do not dox or fuck with this girl IRL. Simply let her and her mother know that somebody presumably in her friend list is doing this, roleplaying as a girl on a message board and using the daughters pictures.
Do not attack the mother or daughter.

>>3072626
How does namefagging prove anything? Anyone can use that name, it's not like a tripcode which is harder to copy.

>>3072628
>trying to get the thread deleted
Nice try Carter/Yelissa

HAHAHA THE FB ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED

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>>3072644

>>3072636
It wasn't me but people here are idiots, that's why we need flags if we are on different countries no one would get confused

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>>3072644
HOLY SHIT

>>3072644
Yes i just did it sweetie. just now i want to delete it but i don't know how.

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>>3072644
>mfw

>>3072651
Too bad I have literally all of your friends and family on tab, I also saved all you pics. You're not safe, mother fucker.

>>3072646
Yes it was me how can i delete it?

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>>3072644
>>3072651
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

>>3072651
>Yelissa confirmed real
>we worked her into a shoot
This is some old school /b/ shit right here lads. This will be our claim to fame.

>>3072655
Lol you have problems i am that girl is my account idiot buy a brain

I've never been this confused in my life

>>3072462
Best post I've seen on /asp/ in long time

>>3072464
>Ellsworth crying as he uses blood for lube during the anal rape "you made me do this, you forced my hand, you made me, you made meeeee"

>>3072660
You're the idiot. Can you even read?

>>3072656
(normal fb homepage) /help/delete_account

>>3072664
I concur

>>3072647
Shut up I wasn't talking to you

>>3072665
>Ellsworth
>crying
/ourguy/ isn't a beta faggot

>>3072663
Kek

Carter made a fake fb account and he's deleting it now, being cornered

>>3072668
How i deactivate it because i don't want you guys going there and making fun of me and i don't even use it since 2015

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>this entire thread

yelissa since you're real pls add my kik i think you're hot okay im a nice guy please @wwe_fanx

>>3072677
I saw the account, there were posts from years ago.

Is this the GOAT /asp/ thread?

>>3072679
We already have all your pictures, cunt

>>3072679

Too late. You should have taken my advice when I told not to post your name. You should have listened to everyone when they told you not call every girl in wrestling a slut. You brought this on yourself. The only way out now is to never return to this site. If you do come back, this will not stop.

>>3072691

post em

>>3072688
Maybe Yelissa is real and she actually masturbates to molly holly

>>3072665
>one digit off

im still hard

>>3072691
zip them upload to mega, i need to cum hard tonight

>>3072702
GOAT

OP here, gtg. Have fun

>>3072688
that's what they want me leaving

>>3072688
Carter is playing the long con.

>>3072711
do this plox

>>3072705
Or maybe the Molly Holly post was someone else. See? I can be Yelissa too.

>>3072716
Kek

You can change the date of posts

Hey, Yelissa. Curious question. Why did you come back after it was essentially laid out how to find your FB/MySpace in that breast implants thread a few weeks back?

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KEK

>>3072726
That Vince

Top fucking Kek

>>3072724
>breast implant thread

The absolute STATE of this board

>>3072450
>RAM after mania
>Bliss is champ
>Shes cutting a promo saying "WHOS NEXT!?
>Farting sounds
>Yelissa comes out in a shit colored unitard
>She enters the ring
>Bliss lariats her out
>Yelisetty lands on her head and becomes paralyzed

>>3072724
I get bored if i wasn't banned from winc i wouldnt be here i need to find a new wrestling site, so i leave forever.

Damn Carter. This is some Dexter level commitment

>>3072726
Holy shit, Yelissa is forever on Google. Her future is fucking ruined.

>>3072735
kek

>>3072735
>farting sounds
multiple or just 1 long brap?

>>3072726
Based. Finally something remotely memorable in /asp/

>>3072735
Lmfao this one

>>3072735
topkek

>>3072462
This one is still better.

>>3072756
Seething author of the inferior post mad this hot new post is drawing all the dimes.

>>3072726
JUST

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my only theory is that Carter has been using this facebook to catfish people.. but how the fuck would he catfish this ugly bitch. im so confused

>>3072756
cringe

>>3072734
Yup, this thread is technically part two of the saga. Part one was this. It's just a thread about who would benefit from it.

https://archived.moe/asp/thread/2981018/

Start with when her pic first gets posted.

Been lurking here for this moment

>>3072757
>>3072761
I didn't write the first one, I just thought it was better. Sorry that I didn't find your retarded plagiarism funny dude.

>>3072787
>fart music plays
>this post is shown on the titantron
>anon rolls down the ramp, shitting and pissing at will
ya seethin

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>>3072760
Carter isn't bright enough for shit this level. I'm a Yelissa believer.

>>3072795
Wtf. This is like the Montreal screwjob of /asp/, people are going to be trying to figure out if this is real or a work forever.

>>3072792
>ya
And just like that, you've conceded defeat. Here's your L, Carterfag.

>>3072795
Haha my old disqus account when i was on wrestlinginc and celebrity news sites.

>>3072795
>He is Music doesnt suck

h o l y f u c k

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>>3072795
>mfw we turned a worked shoot into a shoot work

>>3072812
i like marc songs lol. i like salsa.

>>3072726

somehow this image sums up /asp/ perfectly

>>3072818
You are literally too stupid to insult. It's making me quote stupid movies.

>>3072827
Im not stupid, i get high grades.

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this is the worst board on 4chan

>>3072837
Yes by far.

>>3072836
Look how far that's gotten you.

>>3072836
>Im not stupid, i get high grades.
lol

>>3072726
Legend

>>3072844
Im almost finishing university is cool.

>>3072836
Thanks for proving my point.

>>3072846
Yes.

>>3072836
Someone turn this into a banner please

>>3072852
>university in a 3rd world country
So you have the equivalent education of your average village idiot?

>>3072852
Yeah, in a third world country. Lmao

>>3072855
what point? if you get to know me all of you would know im cool, in real life im quiet and don't talk much just here because we are writing not talking

>>3072868
post your feet please

>>3072865
Stop judging my intelligence, when i go to usa im gonna still be smart too just leave me alone, what i have done to all of you? whatever bye im out.

>>3072484
Nope, that's because I am!

>>3072869
shut up ya pinhead

>>3072868
My point is that you are stupid. You keep making my point more and more factual with every asinine post you make. I know you suck at English but Jesus Christ you are retarded.

>>3072873
>>3072875
>>3072876
post your feet please

>>3072876
Oh wait wtf

>>3072873
Kill yourself.

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>yelissa was a shoot

>>3072873
>when I go to usa
I hope you get raped/mugged/or kill day 1
>im gonna still be smart
Yeah, no. You're not. You studied at a third world country, even a fucking 7th grader here will be smarter than your ass.

>>3072873
Fortunately I'm in like carny cock in a passed out drunk chick.

>>3072462
>spicy latin music
Lel

>>3072881
>>3072888
post your feet please

>>3072883
more like

>shoot, it's yelissa!

>>3072883
This is legendary and hilarious

>>3072888
tits or gtfo

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>>3072891
Ok now I'm out like Bartolo Colon trying to bunt for a single! Cya l8r pervs!

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>>3072904

>>3072904
You are retarted that isnt me, just stop abd i don't ever show them so you won't ever find it

>>3072904
Those are your moms feet.

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this board..

>>3072462
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>3072918
do you ever wear pantyhose or tights or stockings desu

>>3072462
Can this thread get an archive?

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Do ya live in something like this, Yelissa?

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>>3072936
Ya gotta change the /pol/ guy to a chad nationalist.

>>3072883
i shot for yelissa ifyou know what i mean

August 27th, 2017, the day /asp/ memed a work into a shoot.

we gotta archive this thread guys

>>3072644
Fak. I wanted to load up on pics to dedicate my next load.

>>3073060
>>3072959
Just need one more.

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>>3072936
>(((feinsteins))) head on the shoulder thing that goes up
perfect

I'm still not sure if Carter is just memeing some random person from Wrestling Inc into reality or not. But then again, the FB is gone.

>>3073068
If people here were nice i wouldnt have done it.

>>3073108
The olot thickens. This thread has attained legend status.

>>3073109
No will ever be nice to you here you disgusting looking bitch. The only ones that are nice to you are trying to troll nudes out of you. Kill yourself.

>>3073108
She really did post here a few months ago. Then Carter, being the spastic retard he is, decided to larp as her ever since

Am I being worked into a shoot brothers?

>>3073109
Don't listen to these jerks. We all love you. Just post your soles & pits please.

>>3073086
ARCHIVE THIS BITCH

>>3073120
At this point does it really matter?

Remember the advice for rape victims and >just try to enjoy it

>>3073118
this is a lie

>>3073132
Kys

My fleshlight is worth the money thanks to this yelissa dude

>>3072450
It's time to settle this Yelissa ordeal once and for all. YES she is real, and she really did post here under the name Yelissa about 3-4 months ago. She was well known to the WrestlingINC community for being a troll, and the pics of her you see posted here, were widespread on that site too. However, it is not confirmed whether or not she still posts here, or if it's just Carter being a LARPing faggot carrying on her legacy

>>3073109
I don't need nudes. Just a pic of you opening your mouth as wide as you can please.

>>3073143
The God honest truth.

>>3073143
So... who is Carter? Asking for a friend

>>3073143
>>3073154
Same faggot

>>3072918
You are retarded I am me and I will always be me cuz when I wake up and look in the mirror every morning I'll be damned if I'm not me once again!

In other words, I'm not you I'm me QND you're not me you're you, because I'm me and you're you and you're not me cuz I'm definitely me, not you!

Hope this clears things up!

Also who the fuck is >>3073146 and how did they steal my post before I posted it? I'm getting worked into a shoot-worked-shoot here!

>>3073165
Your pathetic. kys

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>>3073163
Dummy.

@3073171
#PREACH!!

>>3073108
It's hard to tell, the original is probably long gone. I remember she didn't even knew how to quote a post when she came here about a month ago and her english skills were limited (barely wrote a line at a time). Chances are it's someone with a gimmick and access to her fb pics. Only way to be sure is to converse with her in spanish, a native speaker can tell when it's google translated.

>>3073176
btfo

>>3073165
If you're gonna Yelissa post, at least make it look authentic. She can't spell that well and her grammar isn't that good

>>3073183
this

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>>3073180
Sorry to crush your dreams but I'm into men! You know, wrestling fan fan? DUH!!!

>>3073186
>it's hard to impersonate greatness

I tried to pretend I was at a big summer blockbuster and "turn my brain off" but alas, there's nothing I can do.

>>3073194
This

>>3073202
Not everyone can mentally sink to that level. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>3073183
Hola belleza yo aun estoy aquí solo me cambie el nombre para los chicos aquí no me molesten siempre que comento pero fue en vano ya que ahora es aun peor que antes, esta página es terrible, las personas aquí son muy malos y crueles conmigo y no les he hecho nada, no se porque no me dejan en paz. y los moderadores no hacen nada.

>>3073206
Uhhh so I herd u guys like dick pics? Did I come to the right place? I'm a little confused DESU!

Brb meniscus

>>3073217
el cringeo

>>3073217
otra cosa solo déjenme en paz de una vez, estos temas me ponen muy triste, solo quiero que aquí sean amables conmigo.

>>3073223
Esa palabra no existe en español, como sea me voy de aquí ahora si ya me harté.

>>3073217
NO ME DIGAS ESO AHORA, PUTA! CHUPE MI PISTOLA!!!

>>3073228
Donde esta los tacos?

>>3073220
Aye How'd you end up here Seth? Im here to talk to my biggest fan Yelissa

>>3073244
I'm here to follow the buzzards.... to the tacos!

Seriously, I heard there'd be tacos here so can everyone use their cellphones as flashlights to look for the tacos? Thanx

>>3073244
>>3073261
Confirmed it takes 5 minutes for cuckter to reset his IP and come up with a new gimmick

You see Yelissa, in this business, you have to know how to shitpost. I am the cerebral assassin, I am The Game and I am THAT DAMN GOOD.

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>>3073231
That fucking name

>>3073265
>#YoureWelcome™®©

Hey do you happen to have a wrestling promotion by chance?

>>3073269
Hey Hunter, Shut up!

>>3073298
Good idea to yell at the authority instead of the fans... WE PAY THEIR PAYCHECKS!!!

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>>3073265
WORKED

>>3073298
THAT'S GOING ON THE LIST

>>3073217
>las personas aquí son muy malos
Yeah, that's google translate, you are no native speaker which means you are not Yelisa

>>3073220
>>3073231
>>3073244
>>3073261
>>3073269
>>3073296
>>3073298
>>3073307
>>3073315
This is my new favorite thing.

>fart sounds

>>3073315
Finally

>>3073325
WE'LL NEVER GO BOLLYWOOD ON YOU, MAHARAJA!!!

(seriously, vince doesnt own that trademark! =)

YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU'RRRRRRRRE FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

>>3073324
Everyone just needs to SHUT UP! YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID

>>3073352
Put a sock in it

REAK TALK-- does anyone here know where you can score some weed?

>>3073344
YEAH SEE YA ON THE DESIGNATED SHIT STREET LATER, NOW I'LL HAVE TO SPEAK TO MY PEOPLE IN MY LANGUAGE, POONJABI:
>fart sounds & explosive diarrhea sounds

>>3073360
lmfao

>>3073360
Someone say sock!?

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>>3073390
Yes mick

AY MAN, YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF MY SISTER, IS NOT COOL.
>spits apple into Yelissa's mouth

>>3073495
I AGREE!

>256 posts
>40 ips
You motherfuckers are the worst.

>>3073500
Most of this thread was Carter/Yelissa. Exactly what OP wanted. I'm pretty sure there was only 10 people posting in this thread maximum.

>>3073361
I might know a place

>>3073500
SEETHING

based yelissa working everyone into a shoot trying to figure out if shes real or not

>>3072450
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hw3MZzA3BV

>>3074208
Oh she's real. She's DAMN REAL (and disgusting)

>>3073503

More like ten people posting on this board, at least about wrestling

>>3072453
Fpbp

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>>3073095
>the shoulder thing that goes up
...the flag pole?

>>3072726
>Jew Hater Joe

My sides have transcended this realm

>>3072726
Top fucking Kek

>>3073095
Please someone make a Yelissa edit
>this board sucks

>>3072450 Beeg's black son.

>>3072453
KEK

>>3074758
Based Joe working Jewggle into a shoot.

>>3072462
/thread

>>3072462
>spicy latin music
Fucking kek. Get this man a job on the writing staff.

>>3074521
I'm glad I'm not the only one who took issue with this.

>>3072450
This thread is still up, weird.

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>>3072450
>IT'S ME /ASP/, IT'S ME /ASP/, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG /ASP/

>>3072450
Im famous here.

>>3072726
>Cathy Kelley's feet

/asp/ everybody

>>3076048
BASED

>>3076056
might as well say you are the smartest retard