Enzo annoying celebs

Jamie Foxc looks scared for his life

>>3069805
Why is /Enzo making a fist? You would think with a hand that tiny you wouldn't want to draw attention to it

>>3069805
did you really just make up a scenario based on a picture you jealous fuck? Kill yourself.

>>3069805
cringe

>>3069805

>Hey Django

i unironically laugh at thinking of him calling every black person Django

>>3069825
SEETHING

>>3069877
That is Django though.

>>3069821
whoaaaaa what the fuck
look how tiny his fist is wtf
is that like a kind of disease? he's clearly taller than the black male

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>"Yo Steve, Steve"
"Hello young man nice to me--"
>"who's the realist? Who's the realist guy in the room?"
>*Hand microphone tat in the air pose*
"I'm sorry, what are you even saying to me boy?"
>"Money and Ireland fighting tonight, I'm feeling this electric mood. I'm standing with my boy Steve, how you doin?! He hosts family feud"
"Aha, good rhyme but I got to get going to my ringside seats"
>"Ah nice bro, thanks for getting me a seat"
"Sorry the seat is for my wife white boy"
>"Oh so yous a cuppa haters?"
"Excuse me"
>"What do we got over here?"
>*Tries to include crowd*
>What do we got over heeeeeereeeee?"
"Son I gotta go"
>Alright but lemme get a quick shot with you"

>Hey brutha, I watched your show all the time growing up
>yeah thanks man. I gotta get to my seat, enjoy the fight
>I will, say Hi to Regina for me

>>3069805
>living the gimmick
Enzo pls

>>3070020
i could see 1999 kane pulling it off

Paul really went down hill after losing that second Big Brother, huh?

>tfw Colin Cassady isn't black enough to hang around Enzo anymore

>>3069977
I like that shirt. It's just funny because those people have no idea who he is and probably think he's some kind of cocaine dealer

>>3070063
Kek

>Enzo thinking he's a bigger deal than he is
>Thinking he's A-list celeb tier
>Demoted to 205 live

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3070105
lel

>>3070105
Glorious

>>3069977
>Name something you do when you're being buried

>>3070107

How JUST do you think Enzo will be in 1 year when he's released?

>>3070167
Where do you think he will go after? He was never in the indies right?

>>3070172
selling gold for jeff jarrett most likely.

>>3070172
He's going to the Bullet Club.
Can you imagine all the wacky shit Enzo, Kenny and the young bucks can stir up? I'm talking about 7 star level shit.

>>3069977
>2017
>South Park avatar
Release this guy already

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>>3069977

>>3069805
Imagine paying an arm and a leg to get tickets to this fight and you end up sitting near Enzo and have to listen to him during the whole fight.

>the picture of him shaking Chance The Rappers hand and Chance looking completely dumbfounded
lmfao

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>>3070465

lmfao holy shit

HOLY FUCKING PEPPERONI

Watch his Instagram stories, he's a complete sideshow and looks like he was fucked up on something serious the whole time he was in Vegas. No wonder he's a problem in the locker room.

>>3069805
>The rumors of Enzo living his gimmick were real
I now support the burial

>>3070187
>sitting next to enzo on a flight to japan

nigger would cause an international incident

>>3070187
>you broskis up for some lines with Wu Tang Clan?
>u-u-uh, n-n-no, t-thank you, D-D-Dave Meltzer w-w-w-wouldn't approve...

>>3070470
What is this type of shirt called with the wacky patterns and shit? Kind of mirin desu

>>3070105
Perfect.

>>3070497
Damn, he probably spent between $20-$30k on the weekend in Vegas alone. Wish I had that kind of money.

>Sent to 205 live where work rate is needed to stay relevant
>Where the brand itself is bordering irrelevant
>Feuding with Neville
>Being this arrogant and cocky on social media and working the locker room into a shoot
>Not realising this is the first step to your burial unless you fix yourself
>Not shitting yourself and preserving your cash because in 6 months time you could potentially be """wrestling""" in bingo halls
>Spouting your catchphrases to a queue of 50 people at most begging for a picture and autograph
>Try your hand at rapping again
>Will resort to being a shit tier DJ for seedy NJ nightclubs

In a few years time we will look at Enzo and laugh because he will literally be JUST tier.

>>3069805
>Django
Who?
Seriously, I've never heard of this guy

>>3070545

The most based wrestler of all time. Works white boys into a shoot. Gold diggers get buried.

>>3070573

>Enzo
>Fame

The people he takes pics with have no idea who he is 75% of the time. He is a mark for himself.

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>"Make sure these two pay for their admission"
"We're famous, we ain't sawft"
>"Okay sure, $10 each"

>>3070581
Hi Cass!

>>3070585
HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!!!!!

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>Hey Finn, what ya got planned this week
I'm taking Bayley on a romantic getaway, it's a surprise though
>Cool bro, I'm thinking of going there too
Actually it was just meant to be me and Ba--
>Yeah bro, we could be a cuppa haters
Heh
>A cuppa haters together bro. Smack talker sky walker and the Demon fucking it up

>>3070543
>you could potentially be """wrestling""" in bingo halls

Do you seriously think Enzo cares about wrestling and isn't just a WWE mark using the company as a vehicle for social mobility?

After getting fired, he'll just join some rapper's entourage or go for reality TV.

>>3070591
This, holy fucking based.

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>Hey Cormier, come here brother
Excuse me?
>You're pretty good in the ring
Thanks, good looking out
>I'm better though
Oh you training to fight?
>Nah bro, I'm competing for the WWE Tag Team Titles
Haha, okay bro, you want a picture cause I'm in a rush
>Yeah bro, say SAWFT
Aha, no

>>3070599
holy shit look how small his arms are

>>3069867
This

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>Rons face thinking Enzo is a fan with penis envy

What did Enzo mean by this?

>>3070599
Daniel Cormier is a wwe fan. He took inspiration from jericho, roman and roode. He also did a tryout for tna years ago

>>3070614

Kek
Them niggas look so tired like he's been following them around all day long.

*epic sawft theme song starts*
*/asp/ pops big!*
*enzo dances out and gives an epic speech!*
*all of /asp/ pops and pogchamps!*

>>3070627

He's also a gigantic Seth mark.
https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/851111190545739778

>>3069805

Post more rare Enzos, please.

>>3070648

Find them yourself

Fucking sawfetty

I just noticed the comments on his posts are all people shitting on him. What happened that made everyone turn on him?

>>3070709

Him and cass split, which made him more noticeable as opposed to taking bumps and then sitting in the background. They realised he is annoying as, and they all know about the backstage heat he has.

Holy shit I realized why WWE hates Enzo.
The guy is getting over on his own outside WWE.

Enzo fucking sucks. He's cringe. Looks like shit all over. He's like Spike Dudley, only with better mic skills.

>>3070735
holy cringeoli

Holy finnã based

Working /asp/ into a shoot by being himself

>>3070791
Ya gotta love it, baby! Enzo is /ourguy/.

>>3070500
so does Enzo

Notice how the smarks and anti-smarks start to dislike someone as soon as WWE tells them to lol. Oh wait they didn't even have to tell you, it's not even confirmed yet. Oh wow.

>>3070795

Fucking kek
Can't wait for them bingo halls

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>My name is Enzo Amore, and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud, and you can't teach that!

>>3070800

>Enzo
>Chad

>>3070500
I think WWE paid most of that money, because he sure as hell don't make enough to blow the price of an average family car in just one night

>>3070543
>Sent to 205 live where work rate is needed to stay relevant
Worked yourself into a shoot there mate. Everyone on 205 has great workrate and nobody is relevant, outside of Neville. Being a good wrestler there is meaningless. Enzo's mic skills have a chance of making him the 2nd ever relevant guy of 205.

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>>3070478

YO U THINK I CAN FIT ALL THIS SUSHI IN MY MOUTH BADDA BOOM

>>3070887
They're going to end up putting the title on Enzo.

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>this thread

What's this guy's deal? Always the same pose and only pics with celebs.

>>3071047
Wants to show off hand tattoo and appear to be famous.

>>3070052
I giggled, harder than I should have

his beard is fucking disgusting

>>3070992
Oh, for sure.

>>3069977
White people are so cringey. Good thing they're going extinct.

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>>3071072

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>>3069825
>Working this smark into a shot, based op

Live, laugh, love. Based Enzo.

The problem with Enzo is that he's too tryhard. He's like the guy no one knows but hangs out with the popular kids and everyone just ignores him.

>>3069805
>>3069977
This nobody is so cringe worthy. He actually believes he is famous? Lol not even faggot john cena is famous, he at best is a c level celebrity.

>>3069877
Idiot. Why would he call anyone but fox Durango

>>3070470
>Heeey Chance how u doing how u doin G
'hi what's up dude nice to meet you're
>Chance my brother I got my money on money, I heard you did too
'yeah erm...I did ha-
>He's a CERTIFIED G *winks at unsuspecting people around him* would love a wrestlemania match with money maybe next year! What do you think G?
'wrestling mania what's th-'
>Yo let's hit it up tonight Chance I got to go meet up with my boy django he's probably wondering where I am PEACE
'ah er ight dude' (who dis nigga)?

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Why is Enzo doing the Shield Stalker pose

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>>3071274

Thank you, I keked.

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>Y'know grandma you're a real1
What does that mean dear?
>Don't you play games with me gramma, your lips on my hand, you're real
My dear Enzetty you're not making sense
>I jerk myself off with your lips on my hand, how you doin?
I'm fine sweetheart, would you like some coffee?
>Come here gramma lemme kiss you and take a selfie
What's a selfie? Enzo you smell like beef jerky, when was the last time you took a shower? When did you last shave? Get off me.

>>3071301
I have seen that guy photoshopped into so many other pictures that this one does not even look real.

I like this new meme

>>3070865
Eric is not a smart man.

>>3071701

Then contribute

>>3070599
why is it always black men?
Is Enzo looking for a bull?

>>3069805
>he actually dresses like this in public

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I can totally see the reports of "nuclear heat" backstage because he's not supposed to spend money and have fun. Just watch.

>>3070470
is that scott hall in the background?

>>3070581
the people he's taking pictures with aren't that much more famous than he is...

>>3070472
>something serious
Sup Dave, love the newsletter

>>3070716
so basically the haters are corporate bootlicking faggots? got it, thanks.

>>3070629
Wale is a wrestling fan.

>>3072314
WERKT. maybe they're just not Enzo fans or maybe they blame him for Cass'ss injury.

>>3069977
my sides

>>3072321
Cass sucks and I'm glad he's injured.

>>3070105
fucking kek

>>3069805
This faggot is such a beta tryhard.

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>>3072784
I don't know what you're talking about...

>>3072845
What's his problem with McGregor? He talks more shit on him than anybody in wrestling

>>3071625
Kek enzetty

>>3069821
Holy shit. 1st time noticing how tiny his hand is. What the hell is going on.

>>3072845
That can't be real jesus christ. How is Vince even allowing this spastic to take up his companies money?

>>3072845
What the fuck

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>>3072845

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>>3072845
For fuck's sake man. What an insufferable cunt

>>3072845
Yo honest to god how the fuck do u end up in life where you type like that?

>>3072845
its a work ya marks

>>3072845
LMAOOO what the fuck no wonder why everyone hates this guy

>>3071625
>>3071274
>>3070599
>>3070590

I'm begging someone do one of these posts for the time Roman kicked him off the bus for being a faggot

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>Hey chance, it's me again, Enzo
Oh yeah, the guy from earlier
>That's right brotha, well said, spoken like a true philanthropist
Thanks
>Listen bro, I'm looking for a new friend, my last one, Big Cass go--
Big ass?
>Big Ass, haha yeah bro, you're so real, you're the real smack talker skywalker here
Yeah, thanks, ok
>Anyway, I need a new pal to help me win the Tag Team Gold, I got demoted and I need to be back on top, I need to earn the real cash or we can't keep hanging out
Nah, I don't do that wrestling shit, that shit fake
>Nah bro, it's real bro, it's real. Bada Boom Who's the realist sport in the room? Let's get a selfie bro, pose like me, you'll see us a tag team I swear
I'm good on the tag team bro, I can snap wit chu but then I gotta go
>Check it out, 'Enzo and Big Chance', were gonna make ALL THE DIMES!
>*Shuffling intensifies*

Nothing a night out and a few laughs with friends can't fix :) #smacktalkerskywalker

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>>3073727
Based Owens

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>>3073753
>>3073727

>Kevin Owens you got balls for stepping to me, and you got a lot of heart, like a candle in the wind, you'll be forgotten like a fart. You ain't samoan, you're fatter than rowan, when we get going, if the towel ain't thrown-in, you'll end up like that other Owen! How you doin!?

>>3073880
Imagine his promos if WWE wasn't censuring everything

>>3073922
>jah no me dey don say... true true! he no git dem say whoop and holler, he git dem pon de say FlNNA cringe

>>3072308
Steve Harvey and Jamie Foxx are both 10,000 leagues above Enzo. He's a D list celebrity at best,

>>3070709
The whole fanbase is smart these days and turned on him once Meltzer reported he had heat.

If Hulk Hogan from the 80s was a star today he'd be booed out of the building because Meltzer shits on him

After the douche chills passed, I took a closer look, and... I might be the only one, but I'm impressed by his instagram numbers... 1.1 mil followers, 125k views in less than day on a video, 60k likes on that pic w Jamie Foxx.. I didn't realize Enzo had such a big social media presence

>>3073997
Fox yes, Steve Harvey absolutely not

Enzo still has more charisma and mic skills than any one else on the roster, until they find him another big doofus to tag team with he'd be better off as a manager

>>3071098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sDExe3GcBg

>>3073880
>you'll end up like that other Owen
Made me spit out my drink

>>3070220

South Park is the best it's ever been.

>>3074236
wtf I love Cryme Tyme now

>>3070797
>as soon as WWE tells them to lol
You mean meltzer
Turddit is full of meltzer slaves, it's his house
I did notice they(turddit) shit on Enzo lately, but I'm pretty sure anti-smarks hate meltzer though
Turddit also turned on Cass when they heard about him being a Trump guy and making few libtards in the locker room seethe, but that was AGAIN fake BS made by meltzer, so turddit doesn't mind it anymore and completely ignores that meltzer is literally the fake news of wrestling

>>3070220
South Park is more popular and relevant than WWE

Will they ever put the belt on enzo?

>>3074625
the last season was horrible

>>3074709
My chances of indulging in coitus>Enzo winning any gold
Really makes you think..

>>3074727
But he's the best promo guy in the company. He should win MITB and cash in on a face to turn heel and win the belt.

>>3074733
This stupid fuck should get his ass kicked regularly on raw until he suffers a career ending or potentially life threatening injury

>>3074739
Why?

>>3070105
LOL MEMES xDDD

>>3074733
>turn Enzo heel

For what purpose?

>>3074063
>The whole fanbase is smart these days and turned on him once Meltzer reported he had heat.
This but in fairness the commentary started majorly shitting on him as well. I didn't even realize he had heat until one of the RAW commentators alluded to Enzo not tipping well, so I Googled it immediately and it was only then I found out he had heat.

>>3074778
Fans already want to boo him

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>>3073686
>BADABOOM REALEST GUY ON THE BUS HOW YOU ALL DOIN
Uh, hey Enzo, keep it down, bro, some people are trying to catch some Z's
>WHADOOWE GOT OVA HEYA
Enzo don't
>A CUPPA HATERS
Stop
>A CUPPA HATERS
Enzo really
>*takes out phone* AY BRO YOULL NEVER GUESS WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW
>IM ON THE BUS BRO
>ROMAN REIGNS WONT LET ME BE
>IM A STAR
>I TAKE METEOR SHOWERS
Enzo can you keep it down
>okay okay settle down tough guy
Thank you
>*begins fondling sleeping wrestlers*
Get off the bus

>>3074815
Where's the part when he executes the devastating move known as Superman punch to Enzo amorë?

>>3074804
>massive pops and crowd singing along with his promos every night

>>3074853
Not a regular viewer anymore but I'm seeing a lot of online backlash and hear the pops are waning/even mixed boos.

>>3074815
More like

>Enzo, get off the phone
Fuck you, you wet faggot
>Enzo, the boys expect me to kick you off the bus. Can you please just either be quiet or leave?
I'll do what I want, when I want. And as far as you're faggot as is concerned, you can kiss my grits.
>S-sorry
Aw, I'm sorry lil guy. Didn't think ya would be so thin skinned. Tell ya what, I'll hitch a ride with Jeff Ross to Summerslam. But before I leave, I'm dropping an upper decker in the bathroom.

>>3074853
what year is it

>>3074868
>I don't watch but here's my opinion

>>3074882
Reading isn't your strong suit is it fammarino

>>3072845
living the fucking gimmick brother

>>3072845
He deserves the hate.

enzo is best wrestler

>>3075088

Show me ONE technical move that he can do.

Stop hating Enzo.

This thread made me like him a bit much desu senpai

>>3072845
BASED enzo keeping kayfable alive

>>3069977
>>3069805
>>3070470
>>3070608
I wonder if any of these celebs know who is he

>>3074815
>*begins fondling sleeping wrestlers*
Lost it there, but needs more enzo shuffling

>>3075118

>This

You're all getting worked. You complain kayfabe is dead but Enzo sticks to it and you all start seething.

holy fuck my cock is so hard

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enzo will beat you hater with his finisher ,the 450 ddt super power splash bomb suplex

>>3075121
they probably think he's a drug dealer

New Enzo kino, lads.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWBdUNAZif/

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>>3075249
holy shit he is so fucking cringe

>>3075249

>Can't even hold the camera steady so it focuses

Was he shuffling?

>>3075249
>couple of hours before RAM
>doesn't even know if he's booked yet

>>3075249

Does he really think we are that dumb and believe he weigh more than 150 pounds?

>>3075249
>listen, kids, it's important you run in your shoes
what did he mean by this

>>3075249
if he was more of a nobody he'd have an ironic cult following like Piana (RIP)

>>3075249
I'm starting to like him tbqh

>>3075249
>ATTENTION ALL CRUISER-WEIGHTS: WEIGH IN! I've been on a strict program called: #ZeroDIMES given!

Everyone on the roster is on this program.

>>3075321

Based anon. It's doing wonders for them

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>this thread
Based OP making /asp/ funny again

Itt: broke ass mother fuckers complain about a guy realer than everyone else in the roster.
Y'all niggas are jealous jealous.
Just like everyone in the locker room.
All these other bitches just play video.
At least enzo enjoys himself and is just as entertaining off camera as he is on.

Tl;dr
Itt: broke ass marks seething at the dime drawer working the shit out of his coworkers and you fools.

>>3075249
>#King

>>3075320
Literally this.

>>3075512

>Liking Enzetty

Big Glass will come back in 9 months after he's given birth (them preggo tits yum) and bury Enzetty for good

>>3075485
>broke ass niggas
>Enzo doesnt even have real js

Is this the most based thread on /asp/?

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>>3070167
Nah weebs shit nujaps will end up with a new "based" mascot. And fawn over the trash WWE leaves in the back like always. Fucking raccoons.

Oh shit what if they gave neville enzo's gimmick but he still had the same accent and cadence as he does now.

>>3072973

Eight of cocaine will do that to you.

>>3074718
I'll admit I didn't see it. I just mean in the last several years in general.

>>3075485
>a guy realer than everyone else in the roster.

Seems like the world's biggest phony to me.

>>3075249
truly kino

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What did he mean by this?

>>3072845
You ever think being in character for this long will drive him mad like it did to Heath Ledger? Maybe it messed up his mind

>>3075249
>living your gimmick is now a bad thing

What has wrestling become

>>3079837

>Enzo was found in his hotel room which he had decorated with emojis
>Sources say he committed suicide due to having 0 dimes in his account after being future endeavoured

>>3075249
i need more

Was he on raw?

holy fenna based

holy fenna based

>>3080240

On cruiserweights. He was demoted for being a faggot

>>3081097
Oh shit I just saw he went over Dar clean. Holy based.

Sticky or archive pls

Can't believe we have some actual oc

Sticky or archive pls

Can't believe we have some actual oc

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>>3069821
winner.

>>3072301
BBG doesn't even have to try.

>>3069805

>>3069805

>>3086068

Yes anon?

>>3069805
He looks like someone that might be an obnoxious, coked-up attention whore at a house party that everyone tolerates. Then, he ruins the vibe completely by sharing talking about his gun or even taking it out.

>>3086822

>implying this nu male would buy a gun

Seems like a special snowflake who spends too much time at clubs acting like he's hot shit that the bouncers only tolerate because he spends too much money he doesn't have only to be kicked out when a real celebrity comes in.

>>3074853
That's incorrect.

>>3074853
That's incorrect.

>>3069805

>>3075485

Go to bed, Enzo.

...whaddowegotovahhere?

>yfw Enzo lives the gimmick to such an extent that he says this shit to himself in the hotel room while looking for the remote

>>3086839
Strippers hate Enzo because he spends 0 dimes

>>3091693
It's like when the retarded kid learns what swear words are and just keeps saying shit to get a reaction

hey lads it's me ya boy enzo

>>3091693
kek

that would just make me like enzo

>>3070488
Versace

Holy freako based.

Holy freako based.

>>3070105
really impressive anon

>>3073716
why is he allready starting to look like an italian grandma minus the beard...no joke something about his face (minus beard) reminds him of my grandma

>>3070488
The rocks thousand dollar shirts

Literally freako based.

>>3074815
Fucking spot on