>the leader is shorter than the henchman How hard is this

If a wrestler flops but nobody is around to see it, did it even happen

205 live are appearing on NXT now?

>>3066723
ever since the wrestlers started looking like the fans i have not given single cent to wwe. where have all the real men gone!?

>>3066723
HBK was shorter than HHH
Hogan was shorter than Nash
Xavier Woods is shorter than Big E
And they are the three greatest stables of all time

>>3066723
I know for a scientific evident fact i could take on these 3 low test midgets in a street fight

>>3066729
ZERO DIMES
BAY BAY

>>3066728
>O'Reilly
>Cole
>205

>>3066734
>shooting on reDRagon

kek they would eat your lunch, fatboy

>>3066729
>>>/lgbt/

>>3066747
>>/roh/

>>3066734
I'm starting to think this is a bigger problem than some realize. Doesn't matter if they're badass IRL if they look like geeks and their mic work is terrible. They just come off as complete dorks.

>>3066747
wrestling jsnt real ya fucking MARK. These nerds prob couldnt fight their way outta wet paper ding-dong diddly bag

>>3066723 Bray was probably shorter than his guys too, but yeah, these 3 garden gnomes standing over giant Drew look ridiculous.

>>3066723
>6'5'' badass has to put over the latest flavour of the month indie midget
For fuck sake. One of the few great big guys left and they're doing this shit?

>>3066723
>weaker but more intelligent leader employing the help of two stronger henchmen
Since when hasn't this worked in fiction?

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>>3066748
The Last Real Man is wrestling for ROH correct

Jesus fuck NXMeme is literally finished without Bobby Roode and Asuka.

Imagine paying 10 dollars a month for Drew CuckIntyre, Ember Who and some caw manlets from Ring of Honor.

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>>3066780

>>3066757
t. never heard any of them promo

>>3066763
shut it cholo

>wrestling jsnt real
>these nerds couldn't fight

>>3066788
Sanity are pretty based but thats all

>>3066797
tbf I know who Adam Cole is and he's alright but the other two look like losers, especially the guy on the right wtf

>>3066723
O'Reilly looks fucking retarded

>>3066797
They look like nerds. Deal with it mark.

>>3066811
>the actual shooters look like losers

>>3066820
>judging wrestlers by their appearance
>calling anybody else a mark

>>3066825
They do lol. Look at that guy on the right ffs. He looks like one of the local jobbers they'd bring on for Ryback to bury on smackdown.

>>3066825
Wrestling is literally 99% appearence ya fucking newfag mark faggot. Ya can be the best wrestler in the world but if ya look like Hornswoggle or James Ellsworth good luck.

>>3066723
Is the CAW on the right supposed to be threatening? That reminds me, any wrestler that wears kick pads should be fucking cut from the roster. You're not a shooter. You're a fucking 5'8" geek who watched one too many Pancrase tapes

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>>3066829
>CRYback

Nobody cares about him anymore

>>3066831
go away cholo

>>3066838
haha get fucking rekt faggot. Funny when indie kids try to get their manlets of the month over.

>>3066836
O'Reilly is an MMA practitioner

>>3066846
*yawn*

That guy on the left is knock kneed as fuck and it makes him look like a total goofus

Guy on the right looks like Mark Zuckerberg

>>3066831
It's 50% charisma and 50% in ring ability

Appearance is subjective

>>3066836
That 'geek' has been doing kickboxing and BJJ his whole life

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Yeah, I can't think of any group with the leader being the shortest which drew dimes..

>>3066853
Shortest but still a huge man

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>>3066853
KEK

Why is /asp/ always wrong about everything?

>>3066848
literally ya have no argument left. stop embarrassing ya ding-dong diddly self and leave

>>3066848
>>3066852
So why doesn't he go the UFC?

>>3066852
Who gives a fuck, he looks like a fucking retard. Braun, Brock and Cena would step on him like an old piece of gum. Even Joe would crush him.

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>>3066851
>50% in ring ability
Braun is the most over guy on the fucking roster

>>3066853
The height of the shortest is irrelevant if everybody in the group is over 6'6".

and kys for posting the nWo in an Adam Cole thread.

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>>3066873
>>3066856

>>3066863
Because he wants to be a pro wrestler

what's ding-dong diddly goin on with the guy in the white shirts legs

>>3066889
Does he know what makes a pro wrestler successful?

>>3066867
'Member when you saw a bodybuilder win a fight?

Neither do I.

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>>3066869
Braun is good though

>>3066896
Hi O' Reilly.

>/asp/ fucking TERRIFIED of this faction

>>3066895
Working marks like (You) into a shoot?

>>3066900
>get BTFO
>"h-h-hi [X]!"

loving every laugh

>the post-match interview is longer than the fight

Based Fish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jEU9CilxxM

>>3066903
>numale indoctrinated by IWC vanilla midget praising over the years flat out refusing to see what makes the work WORK
ya ding-dong diddly need to realize that to get casual viewers interested, you need to showcase guys that you'd actually like to see fight. nobody fucking cares about workrate or in ring prowess IRL.

>>3066909
I've got shaving scars older than you son

>>3066909
>caring what casuals think
Casual fans move from fad to fad all the time, they won't stick around for wrestling no matter what you do, catering to casuals ruins everything and dumbass wrestling fans like you are the only fanbase who still hasn't figured that out yet.

>>3066916
They've been catering to the IWC for the past 3 years and the ratings are tanking.
>>3066915
Cringe.

>>3066919
>catering to the IWC
>The Roman Reigns Show

>>3066909
Casuals will never give a fuck about wrestling ever again and it's not because the wrestlers are small, that's proven wrong with the biggest PPV ever is tonight between two guys who are far below 6 ft.

Casuals don't give a fuck because they think the show is for kids, which it has been for the past 10 years.

>>3066919
Casual fans being driven away is the wet dream of every single fanbase in existence but to wrestling fans that is somehow a bad thing.

>>3066923
This, I see lapsed fans complain about PG all the time but I never see anyone outside of small internet anti-smark circles ever complain about the size of the wrestlers.

>>3066928
It's funny because if anti-smarklets ever left their echo chambers (I.E. went outside) they'd realise wrestling still has the stereotype of being full of roided-up meatheads

>>3066926
More people being interested is generally good for the business, I would think. Why would any company intentionally try to become a niche and alienate fans?

>>3066929
If anything big roided up guys are seen as a negative by casuals these days.

>>3066931
No company would want that, but you're not part of any company so you will never see any of the dimes they do or do not draw. I never see fans of any other medium worry more about the company than the product.

>>3066935
based /asp/ admitting the geeks don't draw dimes

>>3066931
>Why would any company intentionally try to become a niche and alienate fans?

idk, ask Vince why he drove away 1.5 MILLION regular viewers in the past <3 years

>>3066926
I'm picturing someone going on /v/ or something and complaining about the direction a series is taking driving away casual fans, they'd think they entered bizarro world.

>>3066723
>Fish and O'Reilly are now chubsters
What are they feeding them down there at the Performance Centre? Kevin Owen's spare burgers?

>>3067029
Have they even been to the PC?

>>3067029
Maybe they're trying to bulk up a bit?

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>>3066723

>>3066723
NXT faggots will think it's amazing but like Nakamura it won't translate over to main roster. They'll be lucky if they even make it to main roster.

>>3067073
>Nakamura isn't over
>Cole won't make it to RAW

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>>3067066

>>3067089
>Raditzetty

>>3066723
>What is hired muscle

Come on, anon you're better than this

>>3066723
I love when /asp/ tries to act like tough guy shooters. You're a bunch of fat and/or smelly neckbeards and you wouldn't do shit. Your lives are pure cringe.

>>3067147
holy fuckin worked

>>3066723
it makes sense that the henchmen are bigger than the boss. That's literally the point of henchmen you dumb fuck.

>>3066946
Without casuals you won't get hot crowds. Without hot crowds, you're fucked. Hot crowds make everything better.

>>3067156
lol wut

Smark crowds are the hottest and loudest ones, the "casuals" are from shitholes like Miami

>>3067169
>a company that caters to geeks gets great responses from geeks
>everyone else is laughing at how shitty this company is
Really made me think

>>3067175
I guess fans of The Roman Reigns Show are geeks yeah

>>3067156
I've seen hotter crowd in cramped 100 person capacity warehouses than in many PPVs with tens of thousands of people. What you like is the noise a hype crowd makes, and a small crowd in a small arena can produce the same effect of a large crowd in a large arena, I have yet to see better crowd atmosphere than ECW and early-ROH shows.

>>3067148
nice meme spic

>>3067089
This entire team was a bust
Vegeta is still the Janetty

>>3066723
Wyatt Family was successful.

>>3067617
>Luke and Rown never on TV
>Bray is ajobber
Literally only Braun was successful

>>3066729
Silas Young is in Ring of Honor.

The worst part is that they all look so vanilla, I feel like you can substitute either one for the other and nothing would change.

ADAM CRINGE
BAY BAY

>>3066729
This meme needs to die.

ADAM WHO
BAY BAY

>>3066789
But Bray is a fucking retard.

>>3066723
Why would a big dude need henchman? It makes sense for a manlet to have hired muscle ya pinhead

>>3067156
Corpus Christi is a casual crowd.

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>>3068284
I hope that hurricane destroys Corpus Christi because that city has the absolute worst crowds of all of wrestling.

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The leader is shorter than henchmen

>>3067842
>e-Drones have face blindness

>>3069166
>bullet club
>successful
sure, look where each member is right now. jobbing on main event

>ITT: /asp/ies break down into literal tears over Adam Cole and his buddies

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>>3066723
>A stable in which the leader is shorter than the other members? HERESY!!!

I know, right, how could that ever work?

>>3066723
They'll do fine in NXT, because NXT fans love boring lil white dudes. No one would give a shit about them on Raw or Smackdown though.

>>3066729
Then you should enjoy Braun Strowman vs. Brock Lesnar