>New Japan Pro Wrestling More like Who Japan Poo Gymnastics

>>3065849
stupid fucking gaijins...

>>3065849
>A flippy American and a flippy british guy who wrestle in the US and UK all the time and only now and then are on NJPW
>Somehow this is Japan's fault.

>>3065849
>That last flip with the eye contact
Haven't cringed this hard since the Owen Hart finish.

I saw Ospreay do something similar with Rey Mysterio on Wednesday, including the eye contact thing at the end of it. Somehow it wasn't as cringe as this webm but still.

>>3065849
Um it's called Storytelling, E-drone

>>3065849
Holy fucking CRINGE

*cartwheels out of your hurricanrana*

>>3065878
this is a triple reverse bait post, for the uninitiated

New Japan is generally better at putting on something good resembling a fight than WWE, but absolutely not this. There's no urgency conveyed, the wrestlers are deliberately aiming and looking right past each other without even taking a swing.

>>3065901
A Poo Japan fan pretending to be an E-drone pretending to be a Poo Japan fan?

>>3065859
Who booked it you dumb japdrone?

>>3066273
probably Jushin Liger

>>3065904
Stop pretending this shit isn't amazing, you contrarian cunt. Wrestling never looks like a real fight. Ever. You're a fucking gullible mark if you've ever sat down to watch wrestling and thought 'wow is this REAL???!'. Do you criticise action movies for not looking like real battles too?

>'Wow seriously? Are we supposed to believe ONE guy killed all the terrorists in the Nakatomi plaza by himself? Ugh this sucks. MOOOOM, WHERE'S MY FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS?'

Kill yourself.

>>3066287
Holy shit poo japan fans seething

>>3066273
They probably came up with that sequence by themselves.

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>>3065849
holy shit, it's brown Renly

The Osprey and Ricochet stuff is so over done now thanks to cuckculture it's almost boring, bring on the next flippy midget

>>3066296
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>3066365
PLEASE LOSE WEIGHT AND HAVE SEX

>>3066368
You got ding dong diddled as a child, Carter.

>>3066368
You got ding dong diddled as a child, Carter.

Well the audience is giving them an ovation at the end of the webm, so, what does that tell you?

>>3066287
>Do you criticise action movies for not looking like real battles too?
Different anon here, but yes, yes I do criticize action movies for being unrealistic. I prefer an attempt at realism at least. I tend to only like action movies if theyre subtle and grittier, not over the top cartoonish theatrical. I have similar tastes for wrestling performances too.
To each their own i guess.

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>>3068685
Bruh, you good?

>>3065849
>liking wwe over njpw
more like mental gymnastics