How does /asp/ feel about this wwe photoset?

>>3063491
>Scotty Goldman was a thing
makes me chuckle every time

>>3063491
>Poffo was born in Columbus, Ohio,[5][6] the elder son of Judy and Angelo Poffo. His father was Italian American and his mother was Jewish; Poffo was raised Roman Catholic.
Randy ain't no kike.

>>3063587
He has jewish blood in him

>>3063589
But he was raised a good ol' Catholic boy, free from kikedom's influence.

He wanted to help others a lot (like putting over Shawn Michaels but Vince made him commentator instead), which is a Christian value rather than a Jewish one.

>>3063593
>>3063587
His mother is Jewish. It means he's Jewish. That's how it works.

>>3063620
He managed to fight against his birth though and become the least Jewish he could possibly be.

A true hero.