Of course this fat fuck wants pizza

Woah woah, what the fuck is this? Does Ellsworth know Carmella is two timing him?

Ellsworth is going to come to the hospital ala Austin and McMahon but instead of a pan hes gonna hit him with a deep dish pizza.

Based Big Hoss is gonna ding-dong diddly teach this lanklet a ding-dong diddly lesson

Breakup imminent.

Christ that doesn't even look like Carmella.

>>3062275
>breaking kayfabe
This is why modern wrestling sucks.

>>3062302
Would laugh at this vignette

>>3062302
>>3062316
cringe

jk bros its based

>>3062332
gb2GFW, Corny

>>3062332
Vince killing kayfabe is the best thing that ever happened to the business, ya mark.

JUST imagine if he returns back as a 500 pound mastodon after this surgery by constantly eating junk and not working out at all! Based

>>3062332
Is Neville the only wrestler who always keeps kayfabe on social media?

>>3062356

Cena kind of does.
He thinks his gimmick is real.

>>3062356
Asuka does

>>3062356
Luke Harper
You know what that means.

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>>3062275

>Carmella still looking qt as fuck

>>3062354
HOLY FUCKING BASED!

>>3062332
Honestly they should make some rules regarding twitter accounts.

Either make it full on kayfabe, or not kayfabe at all. No middle ground, because it just creates confusion and other bullshit.

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AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BIG SLICE

>>3062446
Less grease here than on Cass' hair.

I thought that was Judas Devlin at first.

The absolute state of Big (C)Ass.

>>3062356
Baron Corbin sticks to kayfabe the most of any heel wrestler, yet he gets punished for it.

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>>3062487

>>3062487
>Who is Erick Rowan and Luke Harper?

Looks like a nice guy

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>>3062482
At least Judas has some muscle definition

>>3062354
>>3062395

Finally a wrestler that shares your gimmick

>tfw you are too injured and immobile to have full penetrative sex with Carmella so she just puts her feet in your mouth instead
it's not fair

>>3062302
>Oh I'll take it from here nurse
GOAT segment

There's only ONE word to describe me, and I'm gonna, spell, it, out for ya!

T
R
A
S
H

TRAAAAAASH!

>>3062354
they've already got chris hero working for them

>>3062571
based undersnaker

>test 2.0
>eating pizza
stop!

Carmella looks cute with less makeup, Cass looks cute with those glasses (no homo)

Carmella looks so different but I like it! And also Glass looks cool with that nerd glasses and his mustache more grown out. QT couple tbqh

People here always saying everyone is a cuck is because every girl they been with which is zero they have left them for some cute dude, haha is pathetic.

>>3062528
two talentless boring jobbers

is this a pizzagate reference?

>>3062275
Anyone knows if she is a trump sympathizer too? And how did she "avoid" backstage heat?

>>3062275
I'm surprised. She's actually cute underneath all that WWE drag queen makeup.

>>3063642


Yes. Yes it is.

>>3062332
How is this breaking kayfabe?

It only establishes two things:
Big Cass is seeing Carmella
Big Cass likes pizza

None of that conflicts with his in-ring persona

>>3063761
it conflicts with Carmella's

>>3063774
Yeah but who gives a fuck about women's wrestling?

>>3063774
How? She has always remained friendly to Cass since they were split up after their NXT callups. She was even tweeting her support for Cass when he turned on Enzo.

It even supports that she is just using Ellsworth to get shit done for her while still having some chad she really wants to bang.

>>3063774
What, you think Carmella is banging Ellesworth or something?

>>3062275
>Trump supporter being attended to by immigrant nurses

>>3063885
Is this all liberal "meme magic"? Karma for voting for President Tiny Hands?

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>>3062275
Why is he making the "face white guys make when they pass a black guy on the street" face?

>>3062275
His facial hair came in pretty damn fast wtf

>>3062446
And you cant teach that

>>3062517
>>3063774
Cass vs ellsworth WM preshow match, winner gets carmella

>>3065318
the nurse taking the picture is a nog

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>>3062275
>wrestlers need glasses out of ring
>wonder why they get themselves fucked up in ring

Haitch is an idiot

Can't wait for asp to seethe when Big Cass becomes the WWE champ

>>3063774
No it doesn't. Carmella has never kayfabe said she was single, and they acknowledged this relationship MULTIPLE times on WWE TV. It's also kayfabe now because TD is kayfabe and they're both on it

>>3065318
His doctor is black

>>3063592
I bet they'd be cool to go to bar with. Cass just seems bro tier and I bet Mella is a sweetheart outside of wrestling. Just gonna say this, I don't care if I get flamed, Enzo would be hilarious to hang out with.

>>3067102
Cass is an obnoxious Trumptard

>>3067113
>he lets politics decide his friendships
seek sunlight ya fuckin rube

>>3067113
>Cass is an obnoxious Trumptard

How much do you want to bet that what really happened is a bunch of people in the locker room were shitting on Trump, turned to Cass and expected him to join in and all Cass says is "I actually voted for him, I agreed with a lot of his points" and then everyone went batshit crazy and set out to ruin his life like most antifa faggots do

>>3067152
Sounds about right considering Zayn and Rollins literally cannot shut the fuck up about politics.

>>3067155
Right? If you literally disagree with anyone on the left they instantly shame you for being a racist nazi or something stupid, when you might just have a different outlook on economics or something.

Cass has a financing degree and runs a brokerage like I'm sure conservative viewpoints would probably help his business more than harm.

>>3067113
I didn't vote Trump but a friends that did and I still respect them and they respect me. Only fucking idiots let political beliefs ruin friendships. Grow up dude, people like you are this country is going down the tubes.

>>3067152
This. Did you see how many people turned on Cass the second they found out he supported Trump? Not even that "he's super obnoxious about it and shoves his opinions down their throat", but just "Man I heard Cass is a Trump supported I guess that makes him a total bag of shit fuck that guy"

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>>3062275
He has the same body type as Million Dollar Man did on the NES Wrestlemania game. Just a bit taller.

>>3063792
*raises paw*

I do.

>>3062446
What kind of pizza is that even? It's just cheese on a slab of dough

>>3067206
*raises spork*

>>3067191
Fuck you for making me spit my water out

>>3067206
C R I N G E
R
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G
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>>3067152
>>3067155
>>3067164
>right-tard snowflakes need a safespace

P.S. Conservatism being good for economics is a myth

>>3067167
not even Amerifat