The state of this board

>Triple H has absolutely no talent, in the ring or on the mic and never drew a dime

The only false one

>>3057818
Oh really? Good to know.

>>3057818
Go to bed, Hunter.

>>3057812
I dare ya to have sex

>>3057831
Having sex isn't a difficult accomplishment.

>>3057812
They think Nash is good
They think Vince is a God
They think you can only like WWE

>/asp/ is one person
>getting this upset over retarded maymays

wew lad

Nobody is a draw.
Nobody is over.
Wrestling is gay.
Everything is EVIL.

>>3057848
The why haven't ya done it little guy?

people will say literally anything to try and get (you)s

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>>3057871
>/asp/ is one person

I really, really wish i could print this part of your post onto a spiked dildo and fuck you with it until you bleed out your shitty ass guts.
You motherfuckers use this excuse on /asp/, on /v/, on /pol/, on /lit/ on /co/, on every single fucking board.
I'm so sick of reading this shitty ass excuse everywhere.
You are a goddamn hivemind, on every board, there's no free thinking whatsoever, just a group of people that follows whatever is the most popular opinion on the board at the time.
Any variation in the groupthink is so insignificant it might as well not exist.

Yes you basically ARE one person, you need to shut the fuck up about "not everyone has the same opinion" bullshit, it's a meme, you're a bunch of mindless drones that reposts the same rgurgitated opinions over and over, and always will be.

>>3057900
It takes all those words to spell out "retarded mad faglord"

>>3057812
Rock, taker, hogan never drew dimes you tard, now fuck off back to r/squaredcircle.

>>3057871
>/asp/ is one person

Well I’ll be not surprised if this is true, OP has a point anyways

>One of the Slowest board based on statistics
>Only few IP’s registered on /asp/
>Some posters here like roleplaying: create and reply to their own threads
>Make some shitty forced memes
>Make some imaginary rivalry threads i.e WWE vs NJPW, Smackdown vs RAW. In reality no one gives a fuck
>same notable tripfags posting 24/7

>>3057916
>hogan never drew dimes

This opinion is so retarded i genuinely want to know what's your reasoning behind it.
How could you possibly reach that conclusion, i want to know, really.

>>3057900
Worked

>>3057940
I wish i was being worked, because that would mean that in reality people that browse this shithole have different opinions, but they don't.
I've met people from /v/ and other boards IRL and they really are a bunch of fucking sheeps that can barely hold a conversation without spouting the same trite bullshit every 5 seconds.
Or you ask them an opinion on something their board isn't familiar with and they respond with a quick meme or "uhhh i dunno".
4chan is a raising a generation of retards and i really wish it was all a work, but it isn't.

We used to shape memes here, now the memes shape us instead.

>>3057925
He doesn't believe that.
He wrote it to make you reply.
No matter how well you think you can argue a troll making wild outlandish statements that are easily demonstrably proven false, the dynamic of the game is rigged so that the moment you respond you've already lost. It doesn't matter how well you articulate your point or how much proof you give that they are wrong, the moment you hit reply you've already lost by giving in to them.
So just don't respond.
That's how you beat them.

More like

>/asp/ living in your head, rent free

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>>3057812
>the state of OP
please have sex m8

>>3057900
/ASP/
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>3057812
i've never seen once here Hogan never drew a dime. most arguments is that Hogan is still the GOAT dimes

Also nobody really likes NJPW or japs in general.

>>3057900
WORKED

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>>3057812
Hogan is the only confirmed draw in history, brother.

>>3057900
holy fucking cringe, get outta the basement

>>3057900
The only reason this is drawing so many you's and flak is because he's 100 percent right.

>>3058077
no it's probably because this is a board where people primarily shitpost about wrestling in the current year where nobody watches wrestling, and banter with the lads. nobody wants to read some dissertation on the state of the website by some balding neet. I doubt anyone even read the whole thing.

>>3058089
That's the thing though, what if that guys post was just next-level banter?
Banter we haven't even comprehended yet?
He's play 4d chess my friend. We just need to reach for better heights.
Oh, and seething i guess. Yay bantz.

>>3058099
...oh fuck I ding-dong diddly got worked, push anon to the moon

>>3057900
Not gonna lie. While posting on here I've thought this many times myself. There's no room for any individial opinions here as the autistic anti-smarks quickly adjust on their dragon dildos, get very upset and spam SEETHING as much as possible.

>>3058138
If you can't tell the shit posted in the OP are memes, then idk what to tell you. Idk how people have such a problem with detecting irony.

>>3057812
problem?

>>3057812
>Undertaker never drew a dime
>Triple H has absolutely no talent, in the ring or on the mic and never drew a dime
>Women actually wrestling is terrible

What is actually bad in these ones?

>>3057958

cringe

how about you exit this board, try to gain length and have sex, and most importantly never come back

better yet kys

>>3058138
Yeah for a place that loves to decry Reddit as being a circlejerk with no autonomous independent thinking allowed, /asp/ is 1000x worse at stifling any opinion or discussion that isn't
>meme
>seething
>ding-dong diddly
>etc
2 sides of the same coin essentially.

>>3058179

Based

>>3058143
You can only being ironic about something so many time before you take it seriously.
Something something believing in your own lies

>>3057812
Don't take anything the people say here seriously. they hate everyone and have terrible problems

>>3058138
>>3058077
>>3058065
>>3058015
>>3057984
>>3057940
>>3057911

HOLY FUCK SERIOUSLY

You marks need to seriously fix your attitudes. NO I am NOT 'Seething', I'm identifying issues here. The day the board has a intellectual and coherent discussion on the magical art form that it is professional wrestling, is the day I drop you all like a pile driver and watch golf instead.
You meme spouting fuckadrones have zero fucking idea what you're fucking talking about. This is why all of you and shit, even Meltz are clueless. Why should anyone listen to you? Are you wrestlers? Or are you fat smarks trying to 'work' each other into a 'shoot'?
You're terminology is retarded, and was invented to keep you autists arguing and as a result invested in wrestling. You are all being ''worked" into 'shoot'Ming' every time you use a stupid """insider""" term.

Don't think you know who's good in the ring and who isn't. None of you have a clue.

>>3058210
Just so you know, I have tracked down the source of all those images of that girl you have been posting on here and roleplaying as, and I have notified them of what is going on.

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>>3057900
>I really, really wish i could print this part of your post onto a spiked dildo and fuck you with it until you bleed out your shitty ass guts.
>You motherfuckers use this excuse on /asp/, on /v/, on /pol/, on /lit/ on /co/, on every single fucking board.
>I'm so sick of reading this shitty ass excuse everywhere.
>You are a goddamn hivemind, on every board, there's no free thinking whatsoever, just a group of people that follows whatever is the most popular opinion on the board at the time.
>Any variation in the groupthink is so insignificant it might as well not exist.
>Yes you basically ARE one person, you need to shut the fuck up about "not everyone has the same opinion" bullshit, it's a meme, you're a bunch of mindless drones that reposts the same rgurgitated opinions over and over, and always will be.

>>3058212
Hey, all i said was /asp/ got btfo because you're right.

>>3057812
You, sir, have been "worked" into a "shoot".

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>>3057953
>We used to shape memes here, now the memes shape us instead.

>>3058222
Yes those pictures are of me i can post them because is me they are on my phone sweetie pie, get over it

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>>3058222
Can you find this picture? good luck only place is at is my phone. i can post pics all day sweetie.

>>3058354
Cringe

>>3057812
You forgot the one where they honestly think Kevin Nash was a draw.

If you think that you're an autistic faggot

>>3057900
(You) are an idiot. ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

>>3057818
fuck off paul

>>3057812
>>Women actually wrestling is terrible

How the fuck could anyone disagree with this?

>>3058212
this is the retard who writes books about ngaypw

kyss nigga

>>3057812
>>Shawn is the Jannetty
>>Austin never drew a dime
>>Rock never drew a dime
>>Hogan never drew a dime
>>Cena never drew a dime
you are literally making these up

womens wrestling will always be terrible (you) retard

Shawn is the jannetty. Jannetty drew zero dimes but Shawn drew negative dimes.

Also carder never drew a dime.

>>3057900
Right here is the /asp/ version of the pipebomb.

>>3057900
Based OP absolutely exposing the /asp/ children who are all finno giving him (You)s as they splutter and finno seethe

>>3057885
>implying you have
Kys Cartcuck

>>3058733
>worked by an old as fuck comment

>>3057900
Can this be pasta? Please? /asp/ doesn't really have a good one like the Navy SEAL pasta.

>>3058748
ya finno want pasta so bad ya finno make some

>>3058354
How old are you sweetie?

>>3058757
I copied it. And now we wait.

>>3058773
24

>>3058820
No way, you don't look a day over 19.

>>3057812
Never discuss real combat sports.

>>3058820
Pics in shorts?

>>3058837
Yes i look way younger than my age.

>>3058820
>>3058985
seek sunlight

>>3058987
You should do too, sweetie, im just responding a question.

>>3058820
That is a straight up lie. You're 18 at best. I hope get underage b&

>>3057900
I've thought this many times while browsing asp especially.

>We're not some smarky hivemind like Reddit, you can like whoever you want here
>As long as it's not anyone with a wrestling background, or anyone below 6', or anyone who doesn't roid.
>Otherwise, prepare to choke on the same 4 memes and buzzwords as they're thrown at you over and over

How the fuck is Reddit a hivemind but not this shithole?

Rebbit pinheads ding dong diddly worked by based /asp/ chads.

>>3059446

You forgot you can only like WWE or NJPW. If you watch both you're a traitor to the consolewar faggotry.

>>3059463
>HURR having a opinion is bad

Leave plebbitor.

>>3059465

Totally proved my point you autist. Can't have an opinion without seething, Carter, or Reddit coming up.

>>3059477
WERKT

>reddit crying again
This board is officially ruined

>>3057812
>Women actually wrestling is terrible
What's wrong with that?

>>3059477
>plebbitor seething

>>3057812
Based OP working the autistic marks into a shoot.

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>>3059602
>>3059555

Here's your (You) guys.

>>3057900
have sex ya ding-dong diddly seethin geek

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Remember, if you need to get rid of Carter - use this image. It causes him to seethe and splutter and leave the thread.

>>3058675
I've seen all of these posted several times.

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>>3057812
Pic related
>>3057900
Good pasta

>reddit spacing
didnt read

>>3058143
My issue is that they aren't fresh or funny memes. I come from a long time ago when there was a general thread on /sp/ that was fun, shitposting was creative and brought a conveyor belt of OC and autism was kept in check. It sounds hard to believe, but retards were ridiculed correctly and everyone didn't turn straight to the bogeyman of reddit and /woo/ whenever they needed to blame something. It's just here the same stale memes have been parrotted so long that the autists are starting to believe them. It wouldn't be so bad if things were freshened up.

based /asp/ies working newfags into a shoot

>>3057900
ding-dong diddly based

>>3058748
There was that Nakamura Euphoric Entrance pasta for a while, but it quickly reached baneposting levels of overuse.

>>3057900
this is the most important post on this board ever

>>3061293
Plus that was from reddit so wasn't /asp/ pasta

Anything potentially funny will just get spammed by Carter so no-one wants to use it.

>>3057900
You're actually correct. Every board on 4chan is a hivemind, they are essentially one person.

t. I've been coming to this shitty site for nearly 10 years now

>>3061275
baka ya ding-dong diddly seething desu senpai

>>3061741
Funny how anonymity works eh?

>>3058748
>>>/v/

>>3057900
>wewtist getting this worked

>>3059772
Imagine being worked hard enough to make this. Based /asp/ working the plebbitors

>>3061737
Why don't the mods permaban that faggot. He is literally why we can't have nice things.

>>3062445
they've permabanned him about 8 times, he just changes his IP

>>3061275
>wewtist getting this upset

Ding ding daddly seething

>>3062449
This makes me feel better about everything I have ever done.. As low as anyone could get, I've never heard of someone so pathetic.

>>3062476
Based Carter living life his way and breaking down all barriers while this jelly wewtist seethes.

>>3062494
he hasn't broken down the barrier that keeps him in the basement

>>3062494
How did /asp/ even learn who Carter was in the first place

>>3062522
i'm pretty sure he was a tripfag in the /asp/ wrestling thread before /wwe/ moved here

he then changed to dean mark to post in /wwe/ and got exposed and went crazy one weekend

>>3062494
>jelly
Would anyone be jealous of some loser who spends every waking hour on /asp/? Nah senpai, get a job.

>>3062534
>being a wagecuck

>>3062529
lmao I wish I were here for that

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>>3062539
>being a broke NEET

I only come here to report threads and occasionally shit on WWE

>>3062529
I remember that. Good times lol

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>>3062529
Isn't this what that faggot looks like?

>>3062449
>tfw they did a region ban to block out Carter and you lived close enough to Canada to get caught in it
bad times

>>3057812
Shower
Weights
Clue
Height
Sex

>>3058212
RENT FREE

>>3062559
people have posted about 11 different guys as what carter looks like

>>3061811
>>3062455
Thanks for completely proving my point you basement dwelling r9k Wolfcucks

>>3061737
I had no idea it was reddit pasta, I've never been on reddit. I saw it on here the day after Nakamura Vs Zayn and the autists were spamming as many trilbys as their fat fucking sausage fingers would allow

>>3062611
carter's posting strategy is this
>if meme is created here, constantly spam it and post cringe whenever anyone posts it
>search reddit for people enjoying something, post it here with a picture of a fedora and spam it

I really, really wish i could print this part of your post onto a spiked dildo and fuck you with it until you bleed out your shitty ass guts.
You motherfuckers use this excuse on /asp/, on /v/, on /pol/, on /lit/ on /co/, on every single fucking board.
I'm so sick of reading this shitty ass excuse everywhere.
You are a goddamn hivemind, on every board, there's no free thinking whatsoever, just a group of people that follows whatever is the most popular opinion on the board at the time.
Any variation in the groupthink is so insignificant it might as well not exist.

Yes you basically ARE one person, you need to shut the fuck up about "not everyone has the same opinion" bullshit, it's a meme, you're a bunch of mindless drones that reposts the same rgurgitated opinions over and over, and always will be.

Is this the board with the highest amount of virgins posting on it?

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>>3057812
>come in thread exxpecting old /as/pies thinking about how we can kick wrestling manchildren out and go back to the good days
>it's yet another drama between manchildren about their retarded fake wrestling

>>3062861
doubt it, even if 100% of the people here were virgins it's still only 30 people

>>3058212
>being this upset over 4chan

wew lad