Who should have Taker retied to?

>>3056636
Giant Gonzales

old age

>>3056636
Lesnar

Kane, and they both retire

that is all porn isn't it

Bray

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>>3056674
Did the filename tip you off?

>>3056680
no it was more the fact that all of the faces look like he's cumming and they all look like porn

also filtered

>>3056654
This or Triple H at 28

>>3056679
This. But they should book him decently then. The lights out and fireflies should send chills down our spines like the BONG

>>3056724
But bray is a fat neckbeard and he just looks goofy. He'll never be a monster like a 7 foot tall zombie.

>>3056712
>>3056654
add Big show

>>3056654
Really, why Kane didn't retire Taker?

Aleister Black.
Has the look, entrance and more intimidating than bray fatass. Plus it'll be less boring swamp shit and more modern occult, black magic and "dark" meditation. Fuck make Black rival the Undertakers power by talking to demons when meditating or some shit. It's more relevant with modern audiences and will draw in edgy kids that play with the ouija and even the /x/ "new age" meditating crowd.

Kane or CM Punk

I take John Cena over Roman any day. At least Undertaker is confirmed to be in a good hand to have at least a decent match.

Why do retirees always have to lose?

Kayfabe wins are so overrated, Roman would be viewed exactly the same if he had lost. The win hasn't put him over at all.

>>3056648
Lesnar and only Lesnar would have made sense

>>3056870
Agreed. The only extra thing it did was make Brock's win less special, because now TWO men beat Taker at Wrestlemania.

>>3056773
Lit the same shit people were saying about bray a couple of years ago.

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>>3056636

>>3056636
Literally no one. His career should have ended after the rematch with Haitch.

Shawn Michaels, on the other hand, should have been retired by Jannetty.

>>3056636
Taker wanted it to be someone newer. So if we could turn back time, his pick would have been someone like Orton.

At this last Mania, should have went with either Cena or Styles.

Los Ice Creams

Wyatt

Anybody who could reverse a tombstone.

Lesnar. He should have retired with the streak.

Also, Taker was terrible in that match (he was concussed for most it in fairness), and has been slow and shit since then. The Reigns match was just sad. It made me feel legitimately sorry for Taker, shuffling around the ring, unable to do moves, botching heavily. I never wanted to see that.

>>3056648
>>3056654

In actuality, Lesnar.
Theoretically, Kane.

>>3056636
death, fuck this no draw faggot.

>>3056870
It really doesn't help that they fucked up that Tombstone spot. Now the enduring image of that match is gonna be those two fumbling around.

It's just bad, because whenever Roman gloats that this is his yard, it's like, dude, you beat up everybody's beloved old grandpa with a chair. That's not that impressive.

>>3056654
This.

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the STANGER

Roman Reigns.

I'm sad we won't see any more piledrivers. With Taker gone, no one has piledriver in their movesets any more

>>3057014
This, Taker is old school kind of worker