>crowd sings along with him GOAT

Why do Stamford Wives shit on someone their whole career, but when they come to WWE, they suck their dick? Roode is shit and has always been shit.

Something something beach ball DLC.

>crowd is completely silent when his music hits
Good job 2k. Super realistic.

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>>3054502
they're cult members that's why

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>JUST

>>3054502
Roode has been based since TNAs early days you underage who japan cultist faggot meltzmark

>>3054517
It's like they copy and pasted his current HGH gorilla face onto his young version.

>>3054519
>Roode
>based

He's boring as shit and has James Storm to thank for his career

>>3054517
They just slapped a toupee on their scan of 48 year old Angle and called it 30 year old Angle, that's staggering laziness.

>>3054515
It's the only thing that makes sense at this point

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>>3054526
because that's how facial scanning works and yukes is way too fucking lazy to model them by hand

>>3054527
Nice shit taste faggot

>>3054527
James who? I'm sorry but Bobby just debuted to a huge pop and is set to be a main eventer on Smackdown while Storm is losing the qualifier for WCPW's tournament.

>>3054538
>just debuted to a huge pop and is set to be a main eventer on Smackdown

el o el

>>3054528
they can't facescan 30yo Kurt desu

>>3054540
Found James Storm, don't you have a midcard angle to tape for TNA, buddy?

>>3054502
BEER!

>>3054517
Oh my god. They did it again?
Ministry taker was unplayable to me with that face of the current Taker.
Same with Hart,Austin and HBK
Lazy 2k

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>>3054554
The precedent was set for that, and you just listed 4 cases. Why did you expect it to change this year?

At least the bald angle looks really good, even if it looks like TNA angle rather than ECW angle

>>3054541
You can't facescan Peter Cushing's cadaver either, but there was Grand Moff Tarkin, through the power of technology and artistry.

>>3054519
I went to a tna house show in 2008 and roode grabbed the mic and called a fan in the front row a faggot. It was a great night

>>3054474
Do people actually know the lines to his theme besides GLORIOUS? I don't even know what's the line right after the first GLORIOUS

>>3054587
"No I won't give in, I won't give in, til I'm victorious"
The lyrics are super clear and simple, dude.

>>3054597
I actually don't know the line that ends in wondrous if it even ends with wondrous.

>>3054603
Pretty sure it's "And I will do what I must"

>>3054528
They can't do hair that guys don't have anymore. It's why long hair Triple H has looked weird since 2k15.

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Why is this the go-to gimmick nowadays
>Can't think of anything to say
>No ring psychology
>No backstage action
>No entertaining segments
>Just stand there with your arms held at wingspan like an armadillo does when threatened with a completely neutral look on your face

As opposed to
>Hogan comes out pointing fingers, hitting the USA chants, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" gesture, hulking up, wagging his finger, generally using his highly expressive face, and working Hollywood into box office smash films
>Steiner hitting on fan's wives, talking profane shit about wrestlers you can't talk about, knows how to be an entertaining idiot despite being smart, really projects his voice when speaking, ring psychology is strongly complemented by his brothers Rick and Bagwell
>Flair comes out, talks about fucking bitches in whatever town he's in, owns the rights to the knife-edge chop, takes his clothes off for no reason, goes to the insane asylum and starts fucking nurses and making friends, generally an absolute madman
>Sting hyping the crowd up without sperging like Mojo or Nakamura, reinvents himself into the least predictable portion of any segment he's in
>Vader being a Captain Planet villain and having vignettes resembling an 80s action movie, actually beats the fuck out of his opponent with their consent so he isn't a monster heel stomping the mat to make it seem like his kicks are threatening, menacing manner of speech

There are ONLY THREE guys in WWE with an actual character and not just wing-spreaders/faggots. Samoa Joe, Bray Wyatt, and Brock Lesnar (as complimented by Heyman.)

>>3054610
long hair triple h hasn't looked good since 2002 in video games
they always gave him this weird looking long straight hair that was slicked and static which looked nothing like triple h's hair

>>3054622
no one's gonna read this and you're autistic as fuck

>>3054622
>Can't think of anything to say
>No ring psychology
You've clearly never seen a second of Roode's work outside of his quick squash match yesterday.

>>3054622
This thread was the worst choice to make this post in because it's actually a rather good point but is completely incorrect when applied to Bobby Roode. Roode is everything you want in a champion. Watch any of his TNA run as World Champion and see.

>>3054551
MONEY!

>reddit smarks get into a game
>anti-smarks on /asp/ shitpost
AHAHAHAHA /asp/ is STILL the jannetty

>>3054676
Yeah I doubt it. He looks vanilla as fuck

>>3054622
It's beta numale culture. Mediocrity is the new "it" thing. Anything else is too scary or intimidating or makes them and the fans feel inferior

>>3054706
literally exposing your self as a retard anti-smark

>>3054706
>i admit i know nothing of his work but i'll keep spouting my stupid opinions
Average /asp/ contrarian right here

>>3054716
>>3054718
/asp/ is always wrong. Whenever they say something I assume the opposite. Usually my assumption is right.

Bobby Whoode is almost undoubtedly vanilla as fuck

>>3054730
t. mark dimesaway

>>3054730
I think you're right, Anon. I also think you don't suck cocks for a living.

>>3054502
I like him.
Brings im some old school style.
Even his promo on SD, the way he talked reminds me of 80s promos.

>>3054730
>Whenever they say something I assume the opposite

This is a pretty good rule to have

>>3054744
BASED PHENOM LIVING IN YOUR HEAD ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE

>>3054474
You realize this means they definitely sing Nakamura's theme too, right?

>>3054531
Stunning Steve, indeed.

>>3054676
>Roode is everything you want in a champion.
Except for the fact that he's a borderline manlet and it is clearly apparent on TV. You have to be Hulkster size to get the attention of normies and draw dimes.

>>3054825
steve austin was 6'2 you mark its all about charisma

>>3054844
Roode is billed at 6' which means he's around 5'10" IRL. Borderline manletism.

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How in the fuck did they manage to make this look worse than 2K17?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GttCA_VIvwQ

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>>3054631
>All these replies
Looks like I worked you into a shitpost

>Out of sync
>Announcer is 20x louder than the other audio and has the enthusiasm of a dead rat.
>Bland ass generic commentary that you will hear 100 time in the first day

>>3054976
based fishnets on Maryse, at least I can fap to this game

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>>3054976
So this is the power of next gen

>>3055093
So just like the real thing.... Oh MY

>>3054976
WHY DO THE COMMENTATORS SOUND SO FORCED AND UNNATURAL

it's crazy how people who do this professionally freeze up and become terrible actors/readers as soon as they are asked to call something that isn't actually happening

>>3054526

that's probably exactly what they did because it's easier to just stick the "modern" scanned face onto the old model. Just look at 90's taker in the other 2k games for a real bad example of that

why does anyone buy this ps2 shit still? the "updated" roster isnt worth 60 dollars and the gameplay just seems to get worse

>>3055187
shut the fuck up retard

>>3055363
>mmm yes vince please fill my mouth with more of your shit mmmmm delicious

>>3055385
>i haven't played this game series since 2006 so let me tell you why it is bad in 2017

>>3054515
>he has dead people saved on his computer in order to troll people on a children's television image board
Your mommy will be so proud when she finds that after you die of a heart attack

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>just the same shit simulation style games
>no arcade style like Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game, Wrestlefest and All-Stars

>>3054541 They can scan old photos, they do the same for toys of older/dead wrestlers

>>3057614
According to Jerry Lawler a company other than 2K was backstage scanning people at Summerslam.

ALL-STARS 2 BAY-BAY

>>3057827
It's probably for some cow-clicking phone game, don't get your hopes up.

The worst part is that today's roster would fill out an All-Stars type game much better than 2008's, what a shame.

>>3057626
That's not the same kind of scanning you fucking retard. They literally 3D scan the wrestlers faces and get a 3D model of them to touch up. It's not like scanning a photo.

>>3057827
Yukes contract is up with WWE Games after 2k18, 2k is bringing in an in-house dev team to actually make a decent game in 2k19. It was a 2K team but it wasn't the usual guys because yukes is gone after this one.

>>3057832
They don't scan people for games that can't take advantage of scanning.

>>3054730
Watch this and be enlighted, douche. https://youtu.be/HTv9cmtVWNo

>>3057902
https://youtu.be/7o1zUf48-_Y

>>3057862
>It was a 2K team but it wasn't the usual guys because yukes is gone after this one.

Oh god I fucking hope so. Literally only two things I've wanted out of WWE games for the last decade was to stop being a fucking PS2 game with a six character on screen limit (seriously the fact we're only just now getting proper survivor series elimination matches is the fucking dumbest shit) and to get rid of yukes entirely.

>>3054517
what's alex jones doing in the impact zone?

>>3057977
>we're only just now getting proper survivor series elimination matches

Are we? Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Matches are 5 vs. 5, this game will support only 8 characters on-screen at a time, as far as I know.

>>3054474
definitely doing a sanitiy/roode type entrance for muh CAW

>online input delay can be up to a full second
>going for a finisher or pin in multi man matches can make you switch targets at random
>server splitting: online players can see completely different things on their screens, even having one win while the other is still in the match
>updates deleting characters or even entire Universe Modes
>would have the worst Career Mode of all time if the last game didn't exist
>slow, "realistic" gameplay with awful commentary and fucking 5 star Meltzer rating for each match
And people will pay $150 for the next one. Have fun with your incomplete game, goyims!