is he still able to do this shit now that he is 42?

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I miss him on Money in the Bank

>>3052488
no

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>>3052493
outta nowhere

>>3052493
kek at the ladder breaking

he was the only wrestler in ruthless aggression era that wowed me

>>3052496
Best MITB of all time
>most deserving wrestler won
>sixty something ric flair nearly dying from a suplex off a ladder
>fat hardy
>shelton doing crazy spot monkey shit

>>3052488
He's black, he's 18 in white years

his podcasts with mvp and mia yim are hilarious. just an hour of them burying mia

>>3052509
23 was better

>all those RKOs
>all those spears
>Edge BTFO
>Hornswoggle BTFO
>Punk BTFO

>>3052488
>Good black
>Cracking

He's gonna do a spiral tap before Styles

He's been washed-up for like 5 years, he was >>>/trash/ in ROH and Suzuki-gun

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>>3052488
your not allowed to do these kind of moves in wwe anymore if you havent noticed, so no he wont be doing that.

>>3052509
five star frog splash murder on bobby lashley

>>3052488
>>3052493
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>>3052599
Damn, I knew he was athletic, but not this bonkers

>>3052549
What did Sasha ever do to Shelton?

What's really freaky is that Shelton is only 1 inch and 10 pounds from being Lesnar's size. And he's legit flying around faster than cruiserweights.

He should get the WWE title tbqh.

>>3052488
Hiromu stole that?

>>3052707
Lesnar could do that shit too he just chooses not to. Remember that sick shooting star press halfway across the ring

Nobody cares.

WWE gave him plenty of chances, he never had an inch of charisma.

Anyone remembers how bad the Shelton mama angle was?

>>3052757
Comedy doesn't draw, not Shelton's fault

>>3052707
All of the Shelton gifs posted in here are like a decade old

>>3052753
>The one where he face planted?
yup

He was OVW born and bread just like Cena, Orton, Batista and Lesnar. Why is it that OVW made some absolute goat wrestlers, where FCW and NXT have yet to produce any homegrown stars?

>>3052875
isnt reigns fcw? not a good arguement but he's main event

>>3052881
You mean the guy who has tanked ratings and who's push may very mean the end of WWE? Plus, he was born into the business so he doesn't really count.

>>3052588
This.
Thank fun hating agents like Road Dogg who never drew a dime in their lives for ensuring that matches are as bland and samey as possible.

Haven't seen him in years but surely he's changed his in ring style

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>>3052875
>NXT hasnt made any GOAT wrestlers

>>3052971
>Hasn't made it in the main event picture

>tfw no club making jokes about Shelton's giant penis

>>3052875
>GOAT wrestlers
>Cena, Orton, Batista

Gable is better than all of them combined

>>3052985
>push = talent

*speaks Punjabi badly*

>>3052488
Can, yes.
Is allowed to, lolno.

>>3052535
Based Black Don't Crack

>>3053035
>gable is better than Cena, Orton, Batista
>never drew a dime
Really makes ya ding-dong diddly think

>>3052488
Even if he can still do it, he has ZERO charisma, as the backstage segment with Daniel Bryan & Chad Gabel confirmed

fucking idiot smarks marking out over moves when that shit doesn't get you over with anyone but hardcores

There is a reason he didn't become a star when he was younger and got released, Shelton is a less charismatic Ziggler

>>3053226
This.

>>3052509
which one was it?

>>3053204
>implying Orton drew

>>3053226
Smarks haven't liked Shelton ever since he stunk out ROH & New Japan

>>3053318

Yeah, if he was going to get anywhere in wwe he would have done that ten years ago. Now he is just a kofi kingston without the in ring work that might have gotten him over.

>>3052599
everyone on the roster does shit like this these days

>>3053380

Compared to them Shelton is quite a big guy

I've been watching him do stuff in Japan and he kinda mailed it in. He will probably apply himself in WWE now that he's getting good money.

>>3052488
Probably, that's nothing compared to the shit that happens on 205 every week.

He sucked a decade ago, what's the point of bring a 42 year old back now, the guy is an absolute charisma vacuum.

>>3053391
He didn't mail it in, he's just washed-up

>>3052509
He wasn't fat then though. Actually had a few cool spots, he's the one that broken Flair lel. Fucking hicks.

>>3052554
That one was pretty flaccid.

>>3052697
kek

>>3052707
Did you even watch his backstage segment with Bryan? NO CHARISMA. Are you fucking retarded?

Give 43 year old has been midcarder the belt?

A decade ago he was overrated by internet...guess nothing has changed despite fact he got fired for being mediocre 7 years ago or whatever.

I'll give him this; at least he has size, legit athletic background, and is legit tough guy

>>3052768
charisma vacuums and not connecting with fans don't draw either, it was Shelton's fault

>>3053318
Fucking hell I forgo Shelton was in ROH & NJPW. If he was as good as smarks make out, he would have been a top guy in both feds and he only had modest success at best in midcard and tag ranks.

So tired of smarks overrating this guy. I'm having flashback's to his first run when I got tired of telling people he'd never be a top guy as they kept harping on about how he was underrated.

>>3052493
YAWN

>>3052599
he had 2 memorable singles matches in his WWE entire career, whoopty fucking doo, and one was against goat worker HBK

>>3052496
>HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME ONLINE

>>3053713
The only people hyping Shelton now haven't watched him since ECW on SyFy

>>3052488
>Vince's spot monkey before Kofi

ah...good times

>>3052814
He didn't faceplant. He top-of-his-head planted, almost fucking killed himself. Shelton's on a different level as far as athleticism goes, but that was 15 years ago, I doubt he'll be doing ANY of that now.

>>3052692
He was Kofi before Kofi

>>3053777
Monkey? Fuck you you racist piece of shit.

>>3053777
kofi spots don't have shit on shelton spots desu