Big Hog edition
1ST FOR RAW
cringe
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
Cringing at the thought of looking at smacks rating numbers tomorrow.
this show sucks
so predictable
so underage
so cringe
>b-but guys smaccdad wins again!!!
which one in the ring would look the best on your dick? Nattie here
>big hog edition
good to know broken anonymous got a thread about him
WHY AREN'T THEY SHOWING MELLA'S TUMMY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3051260
Hi Meltzer
i want to fuck the girl from the snickers commercial
>>3051263
But at least our thing actually has an ending in sight.
>>3051263
>RAWtist absolutely seething
Cringing hard at ya right now
i want to inhale her nigger farts
>>3051267
LMAO
They are going to milk this "Carmella is Miss Mitb!" Thing for so long
I dont see her using it until next wrestlemania
tummy posters report in
>>3051263
>>3051263
In tears.
>>3051272
You'd regert it in the morning.
>my edge session
>my 5 hours
>>3051284
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HIDING HER GOAT TUMMY
POST MORE PRINCES CARM CARM
Just tuning in. What did I miss?
>>3051287
>>3051284
ass posters all day
>>3051300
Skinnyfag here too really fucking sucks dude.
>>3051300
Wtf
Just drink beer
>Carmella is interested in guys that look like ellsworth
We have a chance bros.
>>3051301
RAW losing the week again. They can't compete.
>>3051301
Gay Cops cameo, Shelton Benjamin, special guess referee
>boy is he dumb
could you say it one more time
Carmella will never give you tlc when you blow out your knee.
>>3051307
beta orbiter anon
>>3051301
Bobby Roode debut, Shelton Benjamin return, Nakamura beating the Singh Bros in a 2 v 1 handicap match, AJ and Owens announced a match for tonight with a special guest referee which is Baron.
Carmella won't stop working my dick into a shoot
WWE should just hold their shows in empty arenas from now on
You will never slip your dick inside Carmella's butt cheeks
gunna go watch stardom instead
>>3051301
Good show outside of this right now. AJ versus Owens for the last time (if AJ wins) with guest ref of Corbin apparently (don't ask); Roode popped up to beat English, Shelton Benjamin is Gable's new black butt buddy/tag teammate, the Usos dug out the graves of the hype bros to bury them again and Naks beat the singh brothers.
Whose the ref gonna by boyos?
naomi just kicked natalya in her clit
Fugg Carmella looks good in that tight one piece, especially her ass
>>3051300
Start drinking alcohol. Beer or liquor doesnt matter.
My laptop just overheated midway through the match.
>>3051321
Corbin ya idiot they already decided that
>>3051322
That's more action she got than Tyson can give
CARMELLA'S TITTY CAME OUT
HOLY SHIT BROS
Carmella worked me into a shoot
>When you take a shit and you eaten a lot of spinach
Shit matches, good promos. Terrible Smackdown
>>3051315
that glow.
I lost my glow when I became a 32 year old virgin who is 80% NEET
>fast forward 5 Smackdowns from now
>Still AJ vs Owens
>>3051300
MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
tfw not a Smackdownie
>>3051209
205Why following SDLive
https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)
>Gay Cops are over enough to lead a pizza commercial
>>3051300
Beer
>that Gay Cops commercial
>with Bliss
This is great.
>fashion cops
>lexi
WTF I want Dominos now
>>3051321
God damn this pic makes me hard.
>>3051300
Start pumping some chicken and steak into your scrawny body. PROTEIN
That match sucked, but it could be worse... we could have Bay Leno and Horseface Banks!
Gay cops should arrest Blissberg for looking like a tranny
>Bliss can steal my bread stick
>>3051263
you need to go back
>>3051332
Based anti-smark working that manlet and security into a shoot.
>>3051341
2SWEETMEBRO
>>3051332
>80% NEET
Explain...
How the fuck did they fuck up the men's MiTB so much and the women's one is kind of a decent story?
>>3051321
>land should vote, not people
kys
>>3051333
yes anon , but it will never beas bad like pic related
>>3051349
Get a clue ya geek bliss is a goddess
>>3051358
Corbin fucked it up by being an idiot.
>>3051356
>>3051353
It's time to fix that image anon
Why are they riding carmellas briefcase gimmick so hard when she is literal dogshit in the ring?
Wouldnt she just lose it on her first defense?
>>3051357
Probably works like twice a week and collects disability. I've seen this a lot.
>>3051358
>how can wwe fuck up a storyline?
>>3051365
im lazy
Who here can't wait to watch NXT tomorrow?
Someone who is so weak that they can only win the belt through Money in the Bank shenanigans will never be able to then defend it
>>3051366
You answered your own question
>>3051300
exercise more
seriously, it works. your body will want more food and it will make you gain weight healthily very fast
>t. was skinnyfat living off mcdonalds and potato chips for 20 years
>>3051374
just you
Why won't Carmella show her tits?
>>3051372
shelton is trash, has been for years go look at his noah stuff
hiding him in a tag team is smart though
BASED ZIGGLES IS BACK LADS
>>3051366
>you need skill to be the champion
>jinder
DOLPH
>>3051334
Im a lanklet, not manlet
Im 6 foot skeletal mode.
But i did gain 15 pounds since the beginning of summer. I was 120.
>Dolph Ziggler
>>3051373
Whats going on here? Is the Smacklad inhaling the Rawtist through his ass?
>>3051374
Here. Pette Dunne is on the show and I cant bastard wait.
Ziggler was gone?
JUST ZIggler
>>3051374
Me, will it be taped or live?
>>3051374
NXT is just going to show dark matches from before Takeover.
HE HAST RISEN
cringe
Dolph with dry noodle hair, woat.
Heel Zigs is back
>Barclay's Center
>WWE tonight, Stanley Cup in 2018
Based
Damn Ziggler is awful
PlayStation Vue disabled fast forwarding on DVR during Smackdown, it looks like.
Looks like I'm not watching Smackdown anymore. And might be done with ps Vue.
Another I'm displeased with the company promo by Ziggler. No one gives a shit.
>>3051380
oh she has bolt ons
shoulda just stayed flat mella
>there are still poorfag jerks still asking for a stream when you can watch the best superstars on sports entertainment for just $9.99
>Dolph's new gimmick is being a Miz promo
so hes saying he needs a meme entrance
Incoming Dolph dancing gimmick
Ziggler needs to cut that hair
Based Dolph shooting on the absolute state of WWE
DOLPH SHOOTING
>>3051388
yep
This faggot SEETHING
ugghhhhh go away Dolph we see too much of this jabroini
god hes so depressing
Based Dolph :')
Based Ziggler with the disgruntled employee like a stupid shit gimmick instead of just leaving
Dolph you haven't been good in like ever
Uh oh
This is how Sandow started circling the toilet
He's alive!
Wtf is this shit?
ZIGGS SIGHTING! BURYING THE REST OF THE WRESTLERS.
Harper still located solely on milk cartons.
Dolph burying smark gimmicks
>people still defend dolph ziggler
MOMMY
Is Ziggler going to colonize Naomi?
>>3051386
Peanut butter & Carbs then fag, dont listen to the rest of these faggots with there skinny fat bulks
So he's the male Emma now, complaining about shit.
>>3051405
You can't watch the latest episode of SDL on the WWE Network.
POO
Ziggler needs to die slowly and painfully
NIA JAX?
>Zigs seething about GLORIOUS
Holy fuck Tamina is so fucking bad in promos.
this is backstage
it's literally the easiest.
HOW IS SHE SO TERRIBLE
Reminder Ziggler fucked Amy Schumer.
He deserves zero respect ever
GREAT NOW ZIGGLER HAS A PARODY GIMMICK
>>3051405
lel
Based ziggles coming back hard as fuck, all of wwe btfo how will they ever recover?
>Ziggler's new gimmick is literally stealing everyone else's gimmick
You could just get pyro and be the only person in the company with pyro.
Is he ever coming back, bros?
SMACKDOWN IS BAD AGAIN LADS
Is Ziggler smoking the good kush?
Wow Tamina actually looks pretty hot tonight
Why have Lana keep speaking in this awful accent when you promote Total Divas which she's on speaking normally?
Dolph doing something interesting, about time.
Now imagine if she was doing this with Rusev instead...
>>3051399
fuck you so fucking hard i will never forgive you
t. long island resident
>>3051405
Vince GTFO
>>3051399
Lol, is there a more delusional fanbase than the Isles?
>jk It's the Rags
Based Ziggler
>>3051446
So retarded I agree
>>3051445
I love her.
Rusev's english has gotten better
>Baron Corbin
HEY AJ
So many BASED surprises tonight!!
I don't think RAM even had one!
(unless you count getting your show upstaged by beachballs!!! blahahhaaa!!! Rawtists BTFO again!)
>>3051419
Hits too hard, Ziggy. The shoot in the work hits too hard ;_;
boring ref
shit show
>>3051446
She probably got it of rusev.
Tamina is never going to be over. Stop wasting poor Lana on her
I am kinda intrigue with that they are doing with Dolph and TaMiNa actually
Corbin's new theme is actually really good
Open challenge every week? Its about fucking time.
>she's a female Rusuv
Oh, I forgot Corbing got a new shit theme
How can Baron Corbin be feared and respected, like the Undertaker was?
THEY'VE SOMEHOW MADE CORBINS NEW INTRO EVEN WORSE!
>that theme
what the fuck
Dud this minion get another theme?
>>3051315
>>3051460
>you will never go back to comfy 2016 smack
Corbin's new theme is fucking ass, his old theme was bretty GOAT, too.
What happened to Kane?
>Got pinned in 10 seconds
>Supposed to be intimidating
Also his new theme sucks.
>that CAW theme for Corbin
>bobby roode
>shelton bejamin
>ziggler
>nakamura destroying the poo brothers
Why is this smackdown so based?
Corbin should stay a referee for the rest of his WWE career.
>>3051460
I love that pic.
BARON CORBIN
Corbin cut the fucking sleeves off holy shit
>>3051481
It makes me cry.
Why is Corbin intro theme a ripoff from Zelda's dungeons?
>>3051442
He works the 1st dark match
Who is the best female wrestler in WWE?
>>3051472
>>3051480
I miss my glow
If he shaved his head and lost like 15 pounds, he'd be /ready/
>>3051483
Still in Hell
Is this Vince making a bigger joke out of him? This shit them and Tron?
>tfw Ziggler comes back next week and just starts burying everyone inside and outside the ring for no reason
>tfw Ziggles wins the IC title and spits on it and starts throwing it around like Naito
>tfw based Zigzag burns down a random arena in Iowa with everyone inside
>>3051460
He's gonna answer AJ's open challenge and revive based Bully AJ.
>>3051458
DO YOUR KIDS LIKE MINIONS?
CHRISLEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>3051494
Becky
>>3051494
Kairi Sane
BASED CHRISLEY WILL RETURN!
>>3051209
ZIGGLER NEW ENTRANCE THEME JUST GOT LEAKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIOf_VR0wA
>>3051494
Anything that isnt Asuka is wrong.
/ourguy. is back.
>>3051459
>Smackdown debuts Roode and Benjamin to thunderous cheers
>RAW debuts Cena to boos and "john cena sucks" chants
>then roman comes out to even more boos
>followed by a "you both suck" chant
How can one show be this terrible
How did someone go from MITB briefase holder and potential WWE Champion to possible contender for United States Champion in ONE WEEK???
>>3051499
eventually he will change his name to The Lone Wolf and come out in a furry costume
>>3051405
>Giving money to watch this garbage.
I barely am able to watch this for free. I also don't care about the well being of Vince, WWE employees or WWE shareholders.
>>3051500
>tfw Ziggs comes out next week to start the show and just hands out beach balls so the whole episode can go instantly to shit
>STILL NO HARPGOAT ON MY TV
>>3051511
>strapon dreamer
Gets me every time
>>3051488
And I love that pic.
>>3051514
lol rawtist detected
>>3051506
One of these days he's going to cash in
>>3051512
LEts be real AJ's U.S title is thinking man's title.
Everyone knows poo in loos reign is a business move
>>3051500
Honestly a gimmick where he's just fucking done and starts trying to half-assed sabotage Smackdown and all the talent would be pretty based.
Skipping main event, I can't watch this match again
>>3051451
Liverpool, la
YNWA
mfw an american was fat near me
>>3051512
it's not as bad as going from the first ever WWE Universal Champion to jobbing to Bray Wyatt
>>3051507
when is he coming back I miss him
>HIS HEAD IS TO SMOL
Do you guys usually shitpost for 205live? I might watch but I might go to bed. Thanks for reading my blog post
>>3051500
Dolph is still my favorite, he's one hell of a worker. At this point whatever they give them, as long as he stays relevant, is good for me.
>Cena or Reigns for free
no thanks
Are the midcard titles the best in WWE now?
>>3051515
>tfw doing this summons the God of Beach Ball Destruction, Cesaro
>>3051536
Isn't he still in TNA
post yfw KO actually wins
K O
O
>>3051538
Does anybody even watch 205 live?
>not wanting to be announced as the Face that runs the States
>13 minute match
>At least 2 commercials
I'm ok with this
>>3051538
We'll stay and post if you do. just ask.
>>3051533
>staying up until 4am watching children's television
KO will win so that WWE can swerve us just you watch.
Bored of this fatass
this fucking match again
>>3051472
Honestly the only way this dude gets over is if you have him be completely humiliated by a jobber or some shit so he goes crazy and comes back as a masked silent psychopath. I think I'd work with his look if it was a Bane-esque face mask
WHO ST/y/LES HERE?
>>3051546
>the ref is a foot taller than the wrestlers
this was a mistake
>>3051538
no one here watches that vanilla midget garbage
>Corbin TOWERING over Styles and Owens making them look like geeks
BASED
>>3051539
I'm torn because I still love him and he can still put on great matches, and I want him to be relevant again. But I know Vince doesn't like him and he's just going to have Big Show Syndrome for the rest of his career, jobbing to charisma vacuum new guys that no one cares about to try and get them over. So I kind of wish he'd go to NJPW where his style of selling and over-the-top personality would fit perfectly.
>cannot wait for Roode, Benjamin, and angry Ziggler on Talking Smack tonight!
Why is Vince jealous of Smackdown and trying to ruin it?
le fatroll
pls stop with this match
>>3051538
monday is ok for raw in terms of shitposting
tuesday is most comfy.
PPVs are fun because they bring in tons of people but it's tough to get (you)s.
I personally go to sleep for 205 but read the other threads on asp till i pass out.
thank you for reading MY blog post
Wow, I'm sure there will be no controversies in the outcome of this match...
Post yfw KO wins again
where is Maria and her husband?
> wonder if WWE is coming near my shithole city anytime soon
> omg, this sunday they'll be in louisiana!
> 100 miles away in a literal who town
> not the biggest town for 3 hours in any direction
Fuck wwe.
>>3051568
It still hurts.
>>3051546
I'd be excited, but he would probably just get it stripped from him next week.
>>3051533
Too much freedom for Britbongs to handle.
>mfw the greatest nation in the world in in your ding dong diddily head rent free
>>3051575
Hopefully future endeavored already. Or repacked
>>3051576
>literal who town
>Capital of Lousiana
Where the fuck do you live, deRidder?
>>3051567
You make a valid point. But the guy has been in the company for a long long time. And he proves every single time that when he gets pushed, he gets over quickly. I don't watch NJPW but I would if Ziggler went there.
Watching Corbin have to enforce the rules is pretty funny. He's kind of just standing there
Based Vince stopping SD just in time for Trump's rally
I kind of want to watch Neville defend his title, but I don't think I can make it through the rest of that vanilla midget garbage to get to it.
I'll just watch the highlights on Youtube.
>>3051586
It's actually awkward
>>3051575
best entrance music in the game right naow
Why have an ad without even the little screen thing in the main event for a championship? Vince just doesnt care about Smackdown and it isnt even subtle.
>>3051581
>his president is a cheeto clown
>oh yes drumf i love ur jew dick
i am glad /pol/ fucked that rally beyond repair
does AJ have an actual clean win against KO outside of house shows? Summerslam was partial ref faggotry
>>3051584
Baton Rouge is the Capital of our great state, you fucking queer. What town do you live in?
>>3051576
im stuck at barksdale afb in shreveport
>>3051588
BASED
>>3051575
Mike arrived out of shape so the company isn't big on them no more
Okay, what's it gonna take to bury Corby again in this situation?
Styles Clash AND a Pop Up Powerbomb. Maybe bounce a beachball off his corpse as the show goes off the air.
BOOK IT!!!
>commercial starts
>fap
>commercial still on
>>3051576
iktfb
>RAM comes to my town
>Smack never comes anymore
>Smack is in a shitty literal who town with the Nutter Butter Center as it's arena at the edge of the state
FUCK DAYTON
>>3051596
I AM in Baton Rouge and I AM going to the Live show Saturday
Where the fuck are you
>>3051608
Kek fucking this
>There are people in this thread that doesn't see how obvious it is that KO will win
did they make corbin a ref to hide his flabby body?
MY STREAM DIED
LINKKKKKKKK
>called down the middle
>hasn't done shit
Did they just use WWE 13 music?
>>3051609
I am in Baton Rouge but I will not be at the show this weekend.
>>3051567
That's the problem. In every storyline he's in with any substance at all, he manages to get over. He did it against Miz at a time when he was getting zero reaction for a year or more before, and they immediately stripped him for no reason and put him against Kalisto. Every time he gets any momentum, he's buried immediately, and I'm afraid it's just going to keep happening.
>>3051594
>still butthurt
delicious
>>3051616
Standing there and looking at them is something
>went from a potential WWE champion run to a potential US title run
F
What is the actual point of corbin being a ref? His shit is so fucked
>>3051620
t. T_d
>>3051609
Holy fuck there are at least three of us in the /asp/ Smackdown thread in Louisiana.
>>3051618
Shame man, it was pretty fun last September when they came
just started watching, why the fuck is corbin reffing. How shit was Smackdown tonight?
>>3051625
I hope they make him be a ref for the next six months
I like how AJ has gone from his Blue attire, to his Red attire, and now has an American red white and blue attire
>>3051630
it's actually the best Smackdown in the last few months
>>3051630
>why the fuck is corbin reffing
Demoted from being a wrestler to now a ref.
>How shit was Smackdown tonight?
The exact opposite senpai, we going Roode, Benjamin, and we got a Gay Cops commercial.
>>3051609
yall gonna get comfy for the hurricane residue that is coming our way?
>>3051630
The first hour was really good, slowed down about since then.
>>3051628
u guys should go together, 4chin meetups always produce some good cringe pics.
Atleast one of you will talk in memes and will not know how to seperate internet humor from real life.
happened on /fit/
but hey atleast ur not r/squaredcircle meet up cringe
>Corbin
>baron leaning over is a tall as aj styles standing.
Do you guys seriously want this manlet as the us champion?
how come baron corbin can't referee good?
>>3051629
Just bad timing this month. They come a couple times a year. Maybe I'll catch them next time.
CORBIN IS DOING A GOD JOB STOP THE BULLYING
IM DOIN MAH JAWB
>Corbin is better at reffing than wrestling
A boss telling Corbin he's doing a terrible job. This just got too real.
>>3051641
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE?
>I DO WHAT I WANNA DO
BASED SHANE O MAC
BASED SHANE-O
mfw up until shane came in Baron was honestly being pretty fair
They took his job.
They're booking Corbin as extra retarded tonight.
we need more shirtless corbin
>>3051641
im an armyfag and basically hide my shame of liking wrestling.
>RAW
>JOBBER OWENS
I was about to call this shit, but it got quickly extremely entertaining.
BASED AJ!
>>3051641
looks like most of them have gfs. could be worse.
>Corbin colors his hair platinum blonde
>grows a mustache
>becomes the biggest star in wrestling
LEAF BTFO
corbin'd
Well I guess this sets up Shane vs KO
OH FUCK SHANE IS BACK
>mfw Owens feud with Shane
>corbin can't even keep his job as a ref
HEY CAREER
>>3051636
>>3051638
>>3051640
thanks my niggas
also, is Corbin over now?
Based Shame O Mac
Based Phenomenal One
>Corbin's shirt fits Shane
Damn is Shane that buff?
FATTIES BTFO
i got to see corbin's belly fat jiggle
>>3051677
His career is over
Rate this Smack
9/10
>>3051641
The fat dog is the only nice thing there.
>>3051672
Not their fault they took Miz away to be squandered on RAM before they could fight.
SHANE VS OWENS FEUD INCOMING
GET READY BOIS
>>3051687
8/10
Raw can get fucked with those beach balls
>Rawtists faces when fucking Road Dogg keeps putting on better shows every week!!!!!!
>>3051687
comfy sd, I give it a good 6/10
>>3051667
having a land whale GF is worse than being single.
BASED AJ
GOOD
>Christian
Best
>wrestler in the world
TRUMP
>supporter
HATES
>Muslims.
saves smackdown again
how does he do it
fucking sucks i just wanna see DB and Baby girl talking about how crazy this finish is, then have Uso show up for a 3 min segment then have Owens CRASH in and break the set.
>>3051641
Maybe next time. I'm outta town this weekend
Corbin was right though, you just have to touch the rope for a break, and break the plane of the ropes to nullify a pin.
>>3051687
0.5/10
>>3051677
Dont call me nigga friend.
Next week Corbin will try being a backstage interviewer
>>3051689
based stripper poster
>>3051687
Fucking christ that chicken is massive
>>3051668
>corbin grows moustache, dies his hair all white
>You were hamming it up as the tragic hero thanks to the script that the head writer wrote for you. Pure self-indulgence, absorbed in your own misfortune, you couldn’t get enough of the drama.
KO and Shane should lead Survivor Series teams this year. Member last year when Shane almost died during Survivor Series? Fell on his head like twice in a row and had to lay down for most of the match?
Based Fatass crying like a bitch.
>>3051701
t. Rawtist
>>3051696
What about the gay community?
Kevin in JUST mode
Well, off to watch the Trump rally. It was fun /asp/.
>>3051702
sorry anon
>>3051687
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>3051712
I don't watch that shit of a show at all, and I'm sure its worse than Smackshit
Another 8.5/10
Woulda been higher, but RAW sucked so bad it hindered Smack by association. They should just sell RAM to GFW and be done with those worthless talentless shits!
>>3051569
Always loved that double team
>>3051687
glorious / 10
>>3051433
>getting worked this hard
>>3051687
7/10
Decently good. Lots of surprises and promising moments, but nothing to really get me overly hyped.
>>3051576
Getting a house show in KC for Raw.
Looking forward to it solely because it's not televised so it might not suck.
WHO HERE /205LIVE/?
>>3051709
>Corbin opens a pasta chain called Corbinissimo
>>3051697
i miss it too bro
talking smach was comfy as fuuuhhh
Smackdown fag who doesn't watch RAW here. Why is RAW so shit?
Is it because Roman Reigns is boring to watch?
>>3051751
here for gran metalik
>>3051696
Because he is PHENOMENAL
>>3051751
Right here.
Cedric Alexander, Gulak and Tony Nese's themes are actually pretty nice.
FUCKING BASED TONY NESE WORKING THE FAT FUCKS INTO A SEETHING BLUBBERING RAGE
>>3051776
WTF I LOVE NESE NOW
>yrw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA is Corbin's new theme
>>3051641
>That hamplanet with her ass on backwards and a black baby
It's like pottery. Disgusting pottery though.
>>3051814
this would be my theme if I were in the wwe desu
>>3051641
There is a grand total of 7 normal looking people in that photo and 3 of them are the white baby, the other white baby, and the doggo.