smAckdown gAmethreAd #3

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

>Hype Bros vs Based Thugs
Jeez

IS THIS FOR THE TITLES?

board roll call
REPORT IN

>this pathetic rip off of the bromans
>now lax

is smackdown just tna lite now

>Mayweather vs Mcgregor will be the highest drawing UFC of all time
Wait I thought /asp/ said manlets can't draw?

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>>3050841
/a/

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>Hype Bros job to the champs

Authors of pain next?

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>>3050837
We all wish...

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>Raw puts on shit show
>crowd hijacks show
>Smackdown puts on good show
>crowd goes along for the ride

Really makes you think
>>3050841
/a/

give me a (you) if (you) think broken anonymous is fucking cringe

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>>3050841
/a/sp/

>>3050852
>0 beach balls
really makes u think

>>3050852

THIS

(raw sucks donkey dick)

>Shelton and Kofi might have a spotfest tag team match

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>>3050852

It blows my mind that asp cant admit that the usos are literal niggers

>rap battle
>mugging the New day
>stealing unicorn horns
>"HOL UP HOL UP UCE HOL UP"
>uso "penitentiary"
>accompanied to the ring by gang members during the rap battle
>says words like "ish" and "senpai" unironically

Jesus Christ Mojo is athletic

>>3050852
Smack brings the best out of everyone.

>>3050868
This isn't /pol/

This is the fake thread you autists

>>3050868
It takes a nigger...

>>3050872
>>3050872
>>3050872

spare thread for when we need it :)

Poor Ryder

Is he the most pinned wrestler ever?

Jesus Christ /uce/ is popping off tonight. They're like Braun if Braun was two Samoan twins.

>>3050868
They're entertaining, who cares?

>>3050882
>They're like Braun if Braun was two Samoan twins.
what did he mean by this

>>3050861
cringe

I knew this was going to happen, but it still hurts a lot.

>that fucking superkick

im dead

>before we make like chimps...
Did I hear that right?

>>3050888
That they started off shit but quickly turned Godlike.

>>3050876
This is a /pol/ colony.

8 more years.

>Beachball
Actually fuck off

what the fuck was that superkick

>>3050893
kek

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>>3050852
>205 Live after this
>Literally every inflatable ball known to man comes out
>Place resembles a middle school PE class

>>3050868
Shouldn't you be off discussing how James Alex Fields is innocent?

>>3050892
It's okay, I understand ya dad left ya at a young age

>2 Samoans acting like they're black

>>3050868
better then shamus and cesaro

>>3050907
Based

Was I hearing ASSHOLES chants?

>>3050905
lmao btfo

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>>3050909
this cant be real

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>>3050909
Seriously? That real?

nakamura debería ser el campeón de wwe, jinder es terrible y super aburrido, quitenle ese titulo pero ya.

>>3050916
Vice is some serious cringe leftist shit.

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>>3050841
Board im not allowed to post things from.

>>3050909
holy fucking YUM

>>3050909
link to vid were

>>3050841
[spoiler]/horse/[/spoiler]

>>3050922
hello 2cold steveo

>>3050876
Wow, sure proved me wrong

If thats not their gimmick, despite everything i just said actually happening on live tv, then what is, you insufferable nu-male?

Dont ever fucking post on my board again if youre going to bury your head in the sand.

>>3050903
who is this

>was taking a shit
>Rewinded to Roode debut

He got a pop, don't know what some of you were talking about

>>3050909
So disgusting those bitches should be shot.

>>3050922
/d/ please

>>3050841
FUCK reporting in

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>>3050841
/hm/ here
When will papi debut?

>>3050935
>Yelissa being based for once

>>3050939
kek

>>3050934
the only time roode was ever involved with any pop was when he was on pop tv with tna

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>>3050916
never put anything past faggot liberals.
These are people who imported
LOL NIGGERS
LOL MUSLIMS
to their country...

This is why the challenger of peace should be the national car

>>3050939

go back

>>3050939
Fuck that was fast

>>3050909
This is beyond degeneracy, not even animals do this shit

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>Ryder returns with no fanfare
>gets immediately buried again in NYC
>just rolls out like he was never there
>no heel turn from either
>no anything
Just put him and Ziggler in a feud over who is the most irrelevant, I don't know what I expected when he returned. Jesus fucking christ die already Vince.
I'm fucking mad.

>>3050940
Hopefully not anytime soon, needs to be NXT Champ first.

>>3050939
this meme is so cringe and makes no sense

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>>3050909
I'm a bartender and I legit would be delighted if I could get a bunch of girls to drink my rum n' cum and write about it.

>>3050945
kek BTFO

NAKAMEME

>>3050946
What next?! Drinking they piss?!!!

>>3050939
10/10

>>3050946
you could have chosen a house too, both weigh the same lol

>>3050929
Who?

>>3050936
Close, but no. The one people hate.
Though /d/ apparently share that enjoyment for horsecock.

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>>3050939
spicy and efficient
a true /asp/ autist in their finest form.

>>3050945
Kek

>fan singing gets quieter every week
Nakameme is finished by WrestleMania

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>>3050841
/out/fit/ here

They changed Nakamuras theme with that Harvey Lee's version of the song

>>3050952
>Ryder returns with no fanfare
>return
is not

>>3050955
>makes no sense
it's fine if you think it's "cringe", but it makes sense if you know the origins of it

>>3050957
except Vice had nu-male cucks like yourself drinking it too

Where does Nakamura get so much pleather?

BIG REACTION NAKAMURA

Why is this gook who can't speak English still relevant?

MAHA

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>>3050934
During the match he was getting some bug reactions.

>>3050984
Mahal was actually born in Canada not India.

Jinders entrance is a contender for GOAT

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>>3050946
>/pol/ doesn't realize that both the Dodge Challenger and Charger are the 2 most black owned current cars

>>3050977
I'm the bartender; I don't drink on the job dummy.

>>3050985
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>3050974
whats the origin?

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>FACT: watching pooaloos die is better than anything RAW puts on

BASED BIG POPPA POO

kek this is the best entrance of all fucking time

>>3050989
you get a reaction of laughter whenever you try to make sexual advances

And the crowd goes mild.

>>3050990
I was talking about Nakamura, pinhead.

>>3050957
Who is thay ugly whore and no even animals do that, i have lose faith in humanity

>>3050993
AJAAAAAA

MAKE EM POO SHINSUKE!

That "Zimbabwe loves Jinder" sign guy is still around.

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>>3050851
Name?

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>>3050992
makes it that much sweeter that it was the first car to bring its peace to the fat body of a 32 year old fat childless SJW.

>>3051005
>Not getting the joke
Pinhead

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>>3050996

>>3050841
/co/ senpai

>>3050909
And to think I almost regretted voting Trump

why does nakamura always sperge out?

>>3051010
Literally google image search.

this looks fake

>>3051018
go back

FUCKING JAP THIS IS JUST LIKE NANKING

>>3050992
you are replying to an article about dudes drinking with LOL I WISH I COULD GET GIRLS TO DRINK MY CUM

You managed to sound like a virgin, faggot, and rapist in one sentence

These pajeets are the best sellers in WWE

>>3050994
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/friendship-ended-with-mudasir

>>3051021
Wow that's her name? Thanks family

>>3050817
>still one more hour
WHAT THE FUCK
I swear today episode was soo good that felt likei it was 2 hours already because how packed it is.

the singh bros are the fucking MVPs of wwe right now

>>3050996
>>3051016
Manlet Killer gimmick when?

this match is like junk food. not great but really hits the spot

>>3051018
wtf? senpai turns into senpai?

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>>3051032
Smackdown has a tendency of doing this.

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>having fun watching your wrestling program, anon?
>how about I fix you a nice snack to enjoy while you watch?
>no, don't get up. Stay nice and comfortable. I'll bring it to you.

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Be honest, asp.

When was the last time you even SPOKE to a woman?

Jinders stylin and profilin with the leather loafers

>not using Kinshasa to behead those poolings

Jinder is fucking awful.

>>3051040

Today

>>3051038
cringe

>>3051040
My wife is not allowed to speak during the A Show

>>3051025
he's a bartender at an applebees. He probably has handlebar mustache, hipster tattoos, is skinny fat and a liberal.

He's a faggot

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>>3051018
Choke to death commie

>>3051040
i spoke to my mom this afternoon when she kissed me in bed

>>3051038
cringe

BASED FASHION POLICE

>>3051044

BBPPWTS

>gook btfo by tall indian with loafers on

GAYCOPS YES! CHOOSE THEM STEEN.

>>3051039
>tfw no mommy gf
Where can I find an older woman to treat me nice?

GAY COPS

GAY COPS

GAY COPS

>>3051027
yeah I've seen that "origin" picture before, it makes no sense, just autistic indians

BASED GAY LADS

>no gay refs
GOD DAMMIT

GAY COPS
A
Y

C
O
P
S

Reminder that last night at this time on Raw we saw
>one based segment with Brock
but then...
>memezo and cAss street fight where cass completely fucked his leg up
>Emma vs Nia squash match
>Elias vs R-Truth squash match

Smack wins yet again

>>3051040
>teenager's bedroom

>>3051040
when are you going to get new pics?

JUST

FASHION VICE

>Cuckbin

What? Really?

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HEY CARTMAN

>>3051040
7:55 pm

JOBBER

Corbin's doing pretty good dummies.

>>3051061
>>3051063
>>3051064
weirdest samefag i've ever seen

STEEN YOU FAT FAGGOT. YOU HAD ONE CHANCE TO MAKE THIS A MASSIVE DRAW OF A MATCH.

Smackdown really is the land of opportunity. Jinder and the Singhs are shitting in the street one week and performing in front of thousands the next.

CORBIN CONFIRMED NEW REF

>>3051045
What game?

>corbin
Why, I was so excited for this referee shit

HEY KEVIN

Becky and Naomi make me want to take my pants off at all times

>RAW top title contenders are real men like Brock Lesnar and Braun Strowman
>Autismdown top title contenders are some lanklet gook and some former Indian jobber

wow lmfao

*rock bottoms your championship match*

Corbin's road to redemption about to begin

GAY COPS BTFO

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>>3051061
>>3051063
>>3051064
Hivemind

>>3051040
I spoke to my mom about 1.5 hours ago. BTFO

>>3051066
doesn't mean it doesn't make sense, dum dum

>>3051040
post an ass shot friendo

This smack sucks lads. Complete fucking waste of Roode.

>>3051089
YOUR KID LIKES MINIONS, RIGHT?

>>3051040

Last night when I called my online girlfriend.

>>3051098
>reddit jack being posted by the resident redditor
lmao

>Last week he had a guaranteed contract to win the WWE Championship
>Now he's begging a fat manlet to win in order to get a chance at the US Title

wow wow

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>>3051072

>>3051087
TEW

>>3051102
What else are they supposed to do? He won his debut match and did a good promo afterwards.

>>3051095
Cena is out of the picture so he might have a small chance

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>>3051068
my goodness

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>>3051025
>>3051050
You're also sitting in a board where everyone wants to fuck boys with "feminine penises" and you both are only concentrating on that it just says "guys" in the article, for all we know, they only provided and didn't receive (Unless you 2 actually read Vice and know otherwise).

>>3051102
We're not you lads, RAM autist

>>3051040
I'm married so 20 seconds ago.

>>3051039
thanks mum

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>>3051068
I too browse reddit.
do you want to touch penises?

>>3051110
Thought they'd start a feud with Owens/Shane and have Roode come out for AJ's open challenge

>>3051068
did he die?

>>3051040
Ugly whore, who wants to speak with that, they don't even speak they just gave their vaginas to the first guy they saw, they arent pure like me.

>buried by Meltz
>buried by Jinder
>buried by Cena
>special guest referee
>buried by Fatso
>buried by Ziggler
>buried by Zayn
>fed to Asuka
Strap in, lads. This is truly the best timeline.

>>3051040
two hours ago

>>3051040
Currently. Setting up a trip to Syracuse NY with my girls family for the NY State Fair.

>>3051107
Corbin was screwed in-universe and in real life. At least he's doing something

Question from Euro:
What's the best fast food pizza in America?

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?

>>3051135
Whatever you can afford.

>>3051135
KFC

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>>3051114
very tight and perky friendo.
Feel free to dump similar pics.
I haven't been laid in 6 months.. Make me feel better.

>>3051135
Chik-fil-a

Based Nattie looks good with the belt

>>3051135
Depends on the region in the states. East, west, south?

>>3051135
Li'l C Sirs

>>3051135
New York Style

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I miss this ass on sd

>>3051131
imagine if Carmella successfully cashes in tonight

Corbin will be finished forever

>no you deserve it chants
based smack

>>3051135

A place called Toppers.

You can only get it in Southern California though.

Here comes Ember.

JESUS CHRIST NATALYA

Absolute crickets for mommy natty

>>3051109
Thanks. Looks good. It free?

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>>3051136

>Naomi's face

>>3050872 (You) (Cross-thread)
>>3050872 (You) (Cross-thread)

new thread for later

>>3051135
Domino's pizza it's fake as fuck but still good. Burger fast food is in and out Burger. Not everywhere though

>>3051135
Donatos

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>>3051135
Little Caesars.

For $5, it's a fine pizza.

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this is nakamura's matches during the G1 time period

i hope he really likes surfing

MOMMY

>Natalya promo

Cringing so hard right now

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>Natty as champ

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Does anyone actually like Nataylia?

I invented a pizza at Domino's:
Bacon
pepperoni
Cheddar
Oregano
(chili)

I'll finally get this nigger stink off of the women's title and restore it with white pride

Natty YAAASSSSS

Holy fuck carmella

>>3051170
I hate all the fucking Harts even the one who tried to fly to the ring.

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>>3051135

MELLA
E
L
L
A

>>3051164
Their "bestest" pizza for $6 is the best value in the biz

>that singlet

holy shit yes

HNNNNNNNG

Every time I see Carmella I get that much harder
>only amplified by Ellsworth

>this new Mella ring gear

good lort

wtf? champ and money in the bank teaming up?
some shit about to go down...

>>3051170
She's okay.

>You know better than niggers

>>3051146
He was never on SD, yelissa

>>3051135

>Eating fast food
>>Eating fast food pizza

Gluten free BJs master race

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>>3051170
I love her.

F A B U L O U S

who the fuck is the white guy dressed like a mid 2000s gangsta and his ghetto ass girlfriend

Hnnnnnnnggg

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>that singlet
Lordy

Carmella onsie for the win

>>3051146
that pic makes me want to eat ass

>>3051194
please stop being new

>tummy gone away
>we legs out now

She should be a home consoling Big Ass nursing him back to health

Didn't Carmella absolutely bury Nattie last week by saying she'd be easier to beat than Naomi, yet they still put the belt on her. SD Women's title is about to the new Divas Title.

>>3051174
CRINGE

Is Melina GOAT?

why is ellsworth stating what everyone's thinking like a fucking faggot holy shit fuck wwe

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>>3051135
local chains

>>3051155
TEW 2005 free

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holy shit

her new gear

I miss when shed wear shorts

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>Carmella's singlet
I now love Carmella.

Ellsworth reminds me of that geek from Malibu's Most Wanted

Becky's pits make me cum tbqfh

>arrive
>show pits
>eat a pin
based becky

That glowing rainbow coat should be what Jericho wears

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bros how the fuck did elsworth get this job?

Was he an indie guy or something?

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Mella's working me into a shoot

MY FUCKING EYES

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>tfw asuka comes out to bury them with one arm

>inb4 Carmella cashes in but fails also

Are adult women who try to imitate little girls in their dress cute?

SHE HAS A FUCKING TAIL!!!!!!!!!

>wait forever to give Naomi a glowing belt
>Take it off of her

This company..I tell ya

>>3050841
/out/ reporting in

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>that fucking coat

>you'll never own naomi's cape

>>3051209
>>3051209
>>3051209
>>3051209

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>Bayley knows

>>3051226
Yes, he was (and is) Pretty Jimmy Dream. He also owns a wrestling promotion in the Baltimore area.

>that riding position

muh dick

>>3051231
middle aged woman made of glass

literally never gonna make it on the main roster

>>3051231
that was the best asuka has looked in wwe

GOAT Jacket tbqh
Jerichetty BTFO

>>3051234
nvm it was a t-shirt
fellow furry bros stay hidden

>>3051233
If done right, of course.
The little girls who dress like adult women are the GOAT, though

>>3051227
Working me into shooting my load

>>3051226
They did a 123 Kid/X-Pac thing with him
some loser jobber that Ambrose started mentoring as a joke

>>3051213
who's the slut on the right?

>>3051226
Be a funny looking fuck in the audience and they'll pick you out

I've always liked Naomi's entrances!

>>3051226
He runs his own damn promotion bro. Don't ever doubt the Big Hog.

What is having sweaty girl ass in your face like?

all this T H I C C N E S S in the ring right now
>hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>>3051227
that is seriously a world class tummy. She reached her natty limit.

big ass cass gets to lick every inch of her.

>>3051040
A girl went out of her way to let me play Sonic Mania on the Switch.

Carmella & Ellsworth = dimes

One of the few good things creative has done recently.

Kind of funny the heel manager of a woman is able to draw extreme levels of heat.

>>3051261
>gonna buy 2k18 because of her and Roode entrances
AAAAAAA
Save me /asp/

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>>3051200
Yes hottest ass in wwe by far.

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>>3051251

>>3050817